#also I’m a fucking simp for jaskier in blue

[doyouknowwhaticallmyself]

Not to play my own lute, dear Witcher, but this line is just too clever, isn’t it? Geralt, are you listening to me?

#sorry I rushed this #if the szn 2 writers were a little less cowardly #and the wardrobe team a little more gay #they would have given jaskier a mullet #please my little bastard soul needs it #geraskier #the witcher #geralt of rivia #jaskier #my art #fanart #art #digital art #also I’m a fucking simp for jaskier in blue #not that red isn’t good but… #it brings out his eyes

[grishaverse-oddity]

Small things in The Witcher Season 2

-1-The signs, they’re beautiful and just so well done and I’m so very excited to see more of them

-3&8-Yennefer actually letting herself rely on people, how she will physically lean against those she trusts and let them help her

-Tissaia and Vesemir being parents of the most chaotic children on the entire continent while also going through their own shit (they do bad things this season, I was yelling at them both for most of the show)

-2-Lambert.  How he is first introduced by the nickname ‘Lambchop’.  How he is 100% the asshole uncle that bullies and pushes Ciri to be her best while also having her side and being willing to admit that he fucked up (yes he only does that to Triss but he is more eager to apologize than any other Witcher we see and we can assume he does the same with Ciri)

-Triss.  Just Triss.  She’s stunning and so kind and soft while also being tough as nails and as strong as obsidian.  She is woman and proud of it while also taking no shit and doing what needs to be done.  Racists can kindly fuck off. (side note, Ciri’s side-eye to both Geralt and Triss when they meet up again?? Absolutely fucking hilarious)

-THE FACT THAT THEY USED THE SAME ACTOR TWICE FOR WITCHER THINGS BECAUSE HIS ROLE AS DECLAN WAS JUST A VOICE ONE. Graham McTavish as Declan and Dijkstra supremacy

-4-I have to be honest, I was not expecting to ship an Enemies-To-Lovers Cahir and Yennefer at ALL no matter how brief that ship idea may have lasted.

-3&4-The way that Yennefer lit up whenever she saw of heard the people she loves and trusts, her grin when she saw Tissaia again (and Tissaia’s answering sob that had me in tears), and the way she absolutely beams when she hears Jaskier’s voice.

-4&7-Burn, Butcher, Burn and Whoreson Prison Blues are absolute fucking bops and I love how they are basically just what would happen if you took The Amazing Devil, Bardic versions of songs, and a singer going through a Taylor Swift/Olivia Rodrigo era and smashed them all together.  The only way they could make it better is if Madeleine Hyland was singing right alongside him.

-4-I firmly believe that to most people, Jaskier’s Toss A Coin and other works about Geralt overwrote the Butcher of Blaviken moniker that he previously had in people’s minds so now when he calls him ‘Butcher’ they don’t even think of that anymore and it is only painful to Geralt.

-I am quite literally just a Yennefer and Jaskier (also a Yennskier) simp, that’s all

-I LOVE THE STUPID FUCKING BARD OKAY

-I hope they bring in other Witcher schools, I just need Aiden, I just need my stupid fucking Cat okay??

-The mannerisms and blocking of each of the characters is genius and you can tell so much thought went into it with each of the characters and their motivations and history.

-7-Jaskier and Geralt’s reunion.  Tears just instant tears and Jaskier tearing him a new one is perfection. “Don’t fucking ‘Jaskier’ me, I’m talking to you, this is how this works.” and “I need you”

-5-Yennefer and Jaskier pretending to be married is peak humour and i need them to keep jokingly referencing it for the rest of time to confuse the hell out of Geralt.

-All their outfits are actually stunning???? I wish i had the skill to make them

-8-I should not be attracted to the Witchers and their black eyes but HERE WE GO I GUESS

these are all my own opinions and comments I made to myself while watching the show, feel free to add your own things you liked.

(The episodes that each thing I reference happen in are marked at the beginning with the number of that episode, if it has no number its more of a general statement or takes place at more than just a few points in the story)

#the witcher #yennefer of vengerberg #Jaskier #julian alfred pankratz #geralt of rivia #the witcher netflix #Lambert #vesemir #tissaia de vries #yennskier #geraskier #yenralt #geraskefer #Cirilla of Cintra #cirilla fiona elen riannon #burn butcher burn #triss merigold #coen #cahir #Witcher #sorceress #bard #its hard to be a bard #lion cub #mountain breakup

[jaskier-cult]

jaskier-cult master post

okay, so i’ve finally made this list to round up all my writings for this fandom! 

just a reminder: in all of my works, Jaskier is NEVER human, even if the fic doesn’t focus on it. he’s also pretty much immortal in all of them, because i’m too much of a simp to let him die. and most of my works will be Jaskier-centric, if not geraskier centric. (always assume non human Jaskier and geraskier unless said otherwise) 

most of my works and reblogs will be SFW unless otherwise tagged, and NSFW will be under cuts so you won’t see anything unless you purposefully click

tell me if any links don’t work! 

and feel free to send me prompts, too!!

[all links below the cut]

Jaskier Centric 

[untitled, reblog] fae Jaskier ficlet inspired by art, geraskier

different not normal [ao3] fae Jaskier au, focuses on Jaskier’s childhood

my good side [ao3] pun for a title, shadow Jaskier kind of, eventually geraskier 

the blue avatar [ao3] avatar Jaskier au based off both ATLA and TLOK, half elf Jaskier, eventually geraskier, lots of world-building, going to be continued

the witcher with blue eyes Jaskier witcher headcanons. bamf Jaskier, cw for mention of abuse

what the fuck is wrong with you [ao3] Jaskier gets a pet arch-griffin, Geralt is tired, geraskier 

witcher / eragon an Inheritance Cycle au with dragon rider Jaskier, eventually geraskier, mostly world-building 

Geraskier Centric 

[untitled, reblog] Geralt is bad at sex prompt, turned into headcanons. plenty more in the reblogs

beauty is blind soft geraskier 

body swap is so last friday (original post with art) (ask about busy brain Geralt) headcanons for Jaskier and Geralt getting cursed and sharing a body, a form that is both of them merged together. cute fanart included (thanks @melexist-was-taken 💜) and yes the title is a pun; i’m also calling this “body sharing au” or “dandelion au”

centaur geralt just centaur geralt drabbles, nothing solid, because one day i thought “wait why are we only doing wolf Geralt when he’s OBVIOUSLY a horse girl” and then went “lol literal horse girl Geralt” 

geraskier soulmate au soft and fluffy and funny geraskier 

it was just a fight mean Geralt, sad geraskier, angry and crushed Jaskier 

if you come with me post mountain sad geraskier

post mountain reunion funny short for post mountain geraskier

Jaskel Centric

oh fucck oh god okay title is a work in progress, didn’t think i would continue the drabble (and i haven’t posted anything following this YET). was going to be geraskier, but then i had a vision of ANGST and i couldn’t resist. soulmate au where Geralt severs his soulmate bond with Jaskier to be with Yennefer. Jaskier eventually finds love again 

Lambskier Centric

i didn’t mean to fall in love

Lambert: lol look at how stupid Geralt is pinning after the bard Lambert: *accidentally falls in love with the bard* Lambert: FUCK

#masterpost #the witcher fic #the witcher fics #the witcher fic rec #jaskier centric #non human jaskier #geraskier #jaskel #lambskier #lamskier #jeskel