#also Lucifer vase slander

[obeythebutler]

Hello! Can I request an MC who just pops out of nowhere? Like every time someone calls them, they're like "Hello!" and then startling the boys in the process. Thank you! Sorry if it's not too detailed enough.

MC Pops Out of Nowhere!

Lucifer

He's legit getting mini-heart attacks from your popping up from nowhere--

Where do you keep popping up from? He calls your name and you peek put from behind the skeleton and Lucifer's heartbeat increases.

Were they there the whole time?? Oh fuck they might know all the house hiding secrets---

One time Lucifer was drinking melancholy coffee and called for you but then you sneak out from under the table and now the vase nearby is on the floor --

His coffee almost soiled his trousers. Don't make Lucifer throw his coffee please.

In a hidden corner of the House of Lamentation, Lucifer is making a board, together with pinks and red lines to know exactly from where you pop out from. He's scared that if he'll call your name you'll jump from the walls--

Mammon

Are ya some kinda teleporting human or somethin'?! Always popping from nowhere.

Mammon feels that if he'll call your name in a crowd you'll appear from thin air. Or cling to his shoulders like a ghost and say 'hi!'

Legend says that all you need to do to scare Mammon is to call your name. And then a wild MC shows up out of nowhere and now Mammon is clinging to Lucifer and now there's a vase broken on the floor and it was Lucifer's favourite---

He could call your name while at R.A.D. and you'd pop out from a classroom. He'd mention you and you'd appear from the window. The day is not far when you spring from a table...

Leviathan

Levi called your name while gaming--with the door closed and no normies nearby, Levi could finally vent to Henry about you and the effect you had on him. After all, no normie ears should hear him..

But then you pop out from behind the shelf and Levi nearly falls out of his chair. Snek boi jumps three feet in the air before regaining his senses. Were you hiding in his room all along? Who let you in---

When this happens again and again, the demon is slowly getting convinced that you're some kind of teleporting being. That reminds him of an anime he watched last night, where the protagonist used to appear out of nowhere.

But that means he can see you whenever he wants!!

Satan

There was that little kitten, alone and scared. With a gentle hush, Satan picked up the feline and cradled it in his hand. With his free hand, he called for you. There's a stray kitten and--

But then you appear from behind an alleyway and greet him so loudly Satan's pretty sure his ears are still ringing. The kitten was safe, but the blonde demon nearly squawked.

Humans aren't supposed to be this... spontaneous...are they? Because Satan is slowly getting more and more surprised...

...Or maybe it's just a quirk of yours. Appearing like a cat out of nowhere. He finds it endearing.

Asmodeus

His brush was out of reach, and if Asmodeus would move it would certainly add another wrinkle to his clothes! Oh, MC, could you please be a dear and fetch that hairbrush~

That's what Asmodeus said, but he didn't expect you to actually pop out from supposedly thin air and hand him a brush! His lipstick is now on his cheek from the jerk his body gave--

Solomon is about to get a call real soon with a drunk Asmo on the other side in hysterics about how MC can teleport and appear.

Now you've gone and made him step on the book and that's Satan's treasured one and suddenly the room is getting warmer--

Beelzebub

He'd muttered your name one time while chewing on a burger. It tasted really good and Beel wanted to share it with you, but then you pop out of nowhere, and now his burger is crushed in two 😔

The demon doesn't understand how you manage to appear from nowhere, given that this ability of yours has his brothers scared.

One time he was lifting weights, and called from you from across the hall. But then you appear behind him and the demon drops the weights on his foot...

At least you helped him take care of his feet...

Belpheghor

Lure human upstairs. Make them free him. Kill them. Muahuahua.

That was the plan, until Belpheghor called your name, knowing you would be downstairs, and he blinks and you're standing in front of him.

Did...did they know teleportation magic so early? R.A.D. didn't teach that in the first year......

Although it sometimes makes his demon heart jump, it's more convenient for him! Belpheghor doesn't have to go look for you, all he needs to do is say your name and you'll pop out!

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