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heloflor · 2 years

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Heinz knew he could qualify himself as a loner. Not by choice, but because people simply didn’t stick around for too long. Even his closest friend didn’t seem to care as much as the scientist expected. So when he bumped into Dakota, he refused to blind himself with the hope of a friendship growing between them. But at the very least, Heinz spent a month not fully alone.

CONTENT WARNING : Alcohol with the mention of characters going out to drink

Note : Something I started writing back in August and that I have literally no explanation for. The first sentences just came to mind while thinking about the idea and then I just kept going. Enjoy !

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Heinz wouldn’t call himself a “people’s” person. Throughout his life, his closest friends had ranged from ocelots to balloons to evil scientists he never felt really close to. He never belonged anywhere, never had anyone stick around for too long. Even now, the only people he could call his friends were his small family, and even they didn’t want to stick around, even if there were a few reasons for their absence.

With the destruction of his apartment, his only home, he found himself living in a shed, way too small for much long-term company. Due to that, his precious daughter Vanessa couldn’t stay on the weekends like she used to. Instead, she showed up only on occasion for a single hour or two before going back home. His pumpkin didn’t share any of his interests so it wasn’t like she had much of a reason to stay anyways.

The destruction of his building also led to the destruction of Norm. So far, the scientist hadn’t found all the parts needed to rebuilt it. Or the motivation to do it. Or even the space the robot needed to live comfortably. For now, it was better to keep him shut down until he figured out how to proceed.

As for his best friend, Perry the Platypus…Heinz didn’t want to lose his friendship. He truly valued the monotreme. But right now, he still needed time to process his feelings, preferably as far away from the agent as possible.

His family wasn’t there for him anymore, he was forced to push them away for the time-being. Of course, there were also the Murphys, but Heinz was still trying to figure out his place among them. While it felt nice to have good parental figures, the scientist knew how much older he was compared to the Murphy parents and could tell he was making them uncomfortable. As for their teenage daughter Sara, she clearly disliked him and wanted him gone, which he couldn’t blame her for. And then there were Milo and his friends, who didn’t seem to like him either, but at least they tried.

All-in-all, Heinz was practically alone, and he knew it. All he had was his little shed, his cat Mr. Fluffypants II, and the Murphys’ dog Diogee, the only Murphy who liked him.

So when Heinz went for a drink at Danville’s rink and bumped into the 70s-styled time-traveler, he didn’t expect anything to come out of it.

But there was another thing he didn’t expect : the shorter man was alone. Alone and in need for some company.

They spent the evening talking over a few drinks and ended the night by exchanging numbers, agreeing to hang out again the following day.

And that was what they did, hanging out, for the next few days. Heinz quickly learned that the man -Dakota- was here because his partner Cavendish had been missing. The scientist agreed to try and help him find the man.

Cavendish. Heinz had a feeling he wasn’t going to stop hearing this name anytime soon. Dakota would just never stop talking about the man, whether it was to vent about how worried he was for his grumpy partner or to gush about how great he believed Cavendish to be. Heinz would often roll his eyes at the way Dakota described his partner, due to his short experience dealing with the grumpy man.

Sometimes, the way Dakota talked about Cavendish reminded Heinz of his former relationship with Charlene, and how he talked about her back when she was the most important person in his life along with Vanessa. It was with those thoughts in mind that Heinz once looked down and noticed the golden ring adorning Dakota’s finger. And yet, the former time-traveler never once mentioned having a wife or any other romantic partner waiting for him in the future.

It didn’t take the mind of a scientist to be able to put two-and-two together.

The first time Heinz referred to Cavendish as Dakota’s husband, two weeks into their search, the short man had looked taken aback, as if it wasn’t something the scientist was meant to know. But the former time-traveler quickly shrugged it off and rolled with it without any question or protest. Heinz deduced Dakota assumed he slipped the word while they were drinking. After all, they did get drunk more than once.

Being able to call Cavendish his partner in more ways than one seemed to help Dakota open up to Heinz more easily. And after hearing so much about him, Heinz didn’t know what to think of Cavendish anymore. Dakota depicted him as a grand man, determined to do the right thing and refusing to ever give up if it means acting for the greater good, no matter how dangerous or impossible the task was. He also called Cavendish soft, a loyal man with a giant heart and full of affection. A man as passionate in love as he was in saving the world.

But in Heinz’s eyes, Cavendish was nothing more than a prideful and grumpy old man who spends his time bossing others around and complaining about everything he doesn’t like. Given how he only interacted with Cavendish for one day though, Heinz supposed it was unfair to judge him so quickly. Once they found him, maybe the scientist could try talking to him more. Cavendish was a fan of him after all.

Aside from Cavendish, the two men talked about their lives in general. Dakota would describe some of his missions as a time-traveler while Heinz told him about his closest friends. The scientist liked asking Dakota about the future, in order to be able to know more about what he was meant to do as Professor Time. It gave him some reassurance as to what was to come, along with giving him some objectives to look forward to. Amongst the things he learned about his future, he discovered that Perry the Platypus were to become quite the idol as well, travelling through time by his side. In a way, it made the scientist happy. While he still had a lot of anger and indignity to process, he was glad to know that things would eventually get better between the two of them.

On his end, Heinz found himself talking about his former marriage with Charlene. With how much Dakota gushed about his partner, Heinz couldn’t help it. Besides, he found comfort in talking relationships with the shorter man. It was nice to share with someone who he felt understood him.

Though, comparing their relationships also made Heinz feel pity towards Dakota. More than once did the scientist point out to Dakota how someone who would just abandon him without warning didn’t deserve him. Heinz also advised Dakota to give Cavendish an ultimatum, to tell Cavendish to contact him or they were done. Maybe that would convince the grumpy man to reach out. But Dakota refuted those ideas. The former time-traveler clung to the belief that his partner was a wonderful person who had a reason to act the way he did, and nothing Heinz could say would change his mind. Dakota just loved his man too much, and any negative comment or idea was met with defensive anger. The shorter man would even sometimes claim that there was no point in taking advice from someone with a failed marriage. And as much as Heinz was through with Charlene, the comments still left a bad taste in his mouth.

By the beginning of their third week searching for the missing man, Dakota showed up at Heinz’s doorstep, sleeping bag in hand. He said he couldn’t stand being alone in his apartment anymore. He couldn’t sleep at night without thinking of all the things that could threaten his partner’s life.

Heinz let him in. He had built a small extension to the shed as a bedroom, using some parts he found from his former building, and he had enough sleeping space for two.

Dakota got used to stay here rather quickly. Most days spent there, he would be helping Heinz with his inventions or playing with Mr. Fluffypants II. The short man also got along pretty well with the Murphys, better than Heinz did at least. He guessed it did help that Dakota went back to his living place for any bathroom-related activity instead of using the Murphys’ like the scientist did. Dakota even got to meet Vanessa at some point and easily got on her good side, telling Heinz he had a nice kid.

Heinz wouldn’t really call Dakota a friend. Sure, at that point, they practically spent every single day together, but it wasn’t out of any attachment. They were nothing more than two loners helping each other out through hard times. Heinz was helping Dakota find his man and offered him moral support -well, kind of- while Dakota kept Heinz busy enough to prevent him from thinking too much about Perry the Platypus. They had a mutual understanding that kept them together, but they didn’t particularly enjoy each other’s company.

And with the former time-traveler only caring about his partner, it was obvious that the man would leave Heinz behind, just like everybody else did…

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Despite the distance between them, the scientist had to admit that he worried for Dakota at times. The shorter man didn’t sleep. Heinz wasn’t much of a heavy sleeper and, whenever he would get up to fetch himself some water in the middle of the night, Dakota would be awake. Most often than not, the shorter man was lying in his sleeping bag, phone in hand, with Mr. Fluffypants II never too far away. But other times, the former time-traveler would be up, staring outside a window. Those nights sometimes ended with Dakota trying to call Cavendish to no avail.

That was the other thing that worried the scientist : Dakota’s desperation to reach his partner.

When Dakota confessed he had tried reaching Cavendish hundreds of times, Heinz didn’t doubt he was talking literally. It seemed that finding his partner was the only thing the former time-traveler could think about. When he wasn’t searching for him, he was moping around and eating, his man never leaving his mind. Even Heinz, who had spent years of his life trying to take over the Tri-State Area by doing the same thing over and over again, found the shorter man to be obsessive.

Over the course of three weeks, Dakota had basically gone through the entire town. Heinz could still remember following the short man around as he asked every single person they encountered if they saw Cavendish. Then came the missing posters, again put around all of Danville. On the days he was motivated, Dakota refused to rest until he had done everything he could to try and find his partner. Heinz even found himself surprised by the few times he had been forced to pry the man away from his search to convince him to get something to eat.

By the end of the third week, once it was made clear that Cavendish was out of town or in hiding, Dakota asked Heinz for a more inventive approach. The scientist immediately accepted, more than glad to use his talents for something productive again. He ended up building a few inators, ranging from smell detectors to DNA-based GPS. In the end, none of them helped, not because they didn’t work, but because Dakota refused to understand that they did.

Every inator would indicate the two men to go inside the forest not so far from that part of the city. Each time they found themselves out there, at the woods’ limit, Dakota would wish to go back. He didn’t want to check the woods, claiming that Cavendish couldn’t survive out there. Heinz found himself having several arguments with the man, especially when Dakota would insult his inventions, calling them defective or broken just because he didn’t want to push himself forwards. At some point, the scientist ended up arguing about how, even if Cavendish was indeed dead, Dakota needed that kind of closure to move on. Those kinds of talks only made the shorter man freak out more. In the end, Dakota would leave in anger and despair, soon followed by a grumbling Heinz, bothered about how much effort he put in his inators only for them to be wrongfully insulted.

A month into the two men spending time with each other, Heinz stopped making inators for Dakota. And with the days passing by, the former time-traveler seemingly started giving up. He was less and less motivated to keep on searching. Not that there was anything new they could do at that point anyways. Dakota also struggled to find motivation for his job, or for taking care of himself in general. While Heinz didn’t bother to pick up the pieces, he still tried to help from time to time. It bored and annoyed him, and Dakota could be snappy and frustrating, but at least he wasn’t all alone with nothing but his thoughts regarding Perry the Platypus. And in the grand scheme of things, his presence led to the discovery of an important ship component that became vital for them a few days later.

That day started similar to most of the last few ones, with Dakota moping about his partner while Heinz used the company. Then, the former time-traveler got the first new idea in days, and Heinz was all too happy to use his talent to help.

In the end, the clone wasn’t what a horrified Dakota had expected, but it still did the job anyways. A few hours later, the two men, along with the kids, found the spaceship Cavendish was trapped in. Dakota had been quick to save his partner and hold him.

At that moment, Heinz knew their partnership was over. Dakota found his man. There was no need for him to stick around, especially with someone that bothered him so much. At first, Heinz didn’t have much time to think about this, as Milo got captured by some aliens and they had to go save him. At the same time, Perry the Platypus showed up to help them, and Heinz was forced to confront the hurt the monotreme put him through. Once they patched things up, the scientist mostly stayed with him, pretty much forgetting about the former time-traveler during their time on Octalia.

It wasn’t until after they saved the planet that Heinz was reminded of his partnership with Dakota. During the journey back home, while everyone else went to sleep, Cavendish approached the scientist. The man off-handedly asked about Dakota’s physical and emotional state during the past few weeks, prompting Heinz to confess all the worrying behaviors the short man had displayed. Heinz also used the opportunity to let out a few comments about how Cavendish was as a person as well. After witnessing the man give his partner the cold shoulder for an entire month, followed by all his complaining on Octalia, Heinz was convinced that his first impression of the former time-traveler had been the right one. Whatever Dakota saw in the man, he could never understand it.

After their talk, Cavendish stayed awkwardly near the scientist before eventually joining Dakota. From the corner of his eyes, Heinz noticed how Cavendish chose not to sleep, instead sitting against his partner, soothing him by playing with his hair. The shorter man, on his end, quickly ended up snuggling against Cavendish. Even when unconscious, Dakota seemed to cling to his partner desperately.

It was in that moment that the thought of how their partnership was over settled into Heinz. He had to admit, it pained him a little. While he had found Dakota to be annoying, he had still enjoyed talking with the man, especially about things he knew Perry the Platypus would find boring. Besides, Dakota had mostly been annoying because he had been missing his partner. Now that everything was solved between the couple, maybe he and Heinz could form an actual bond, not revolving around the people they had been missing. Still, the scientist could do without Cavendish tagging along.

At the same time, now that he had Perry the Platypus back, part of him knew he wouldn’t miss the former time-traveler that much. If they only interacted whenever Dakota visited the Murphys, Heinz would be fine with that. The two could just go on with their lives, the people they truly care about by their side. In the end, the time they spent together could be written off as a weird experience neither of them wanted to go through again anytime soon.

Heinz wondered if there was anything he should learn from that experience. Maybe something about communicating his feelings to the people he cares about ? It was already something he knew more than well. After all, the scientist had always valued good communication. Why would he be learning platypus otherwise ? And the distance he had put between him and Perry the Platypus hadn’t been because he didn’t want to communicate with him. He had just needed some time to cool off and think things through, until he felt ready to have a talk with him.

No, if anybody needed to learn the value of good communication, it was Dakota. And Cavendish as well. Talking with the grumpy man in the ship had made the scientist grit his teeth more than once. In his eyes, it was almost a miracle that these two were still together.

That night, Heinz entered his bedroom alone. Dakota had come to get his stuff but didn’t stay long. The two had shaken hands goodbye and the former time-traveler had been on his way, holding tight onto his partner who was complaining about public displays of affection. Heinz wondered how long it would take Cavendish to realize just how much his absence had messed his partner up.

Before going to bed, the scientist exchanged a few texts with Perry the Platypus. Being able to talk with the monotreme again made him feel a warmth he hadn’t felt in a long time. At least a month and a half. It was comforting. Perry the Platypus, and the things he was willing to do for him, was comforting.

Heinz wouldn’t call himself a “people’s” person. Throughout his life, people had come and go without ever looking back. He couldn’t make a friend that wasn’t annoyed with him. In the end, they all left him. Even his family was forced away from him by a single life event.

Nobody tried to stay. Nobody cared enough to be by his side. Nobody, except for Perry the Platypus.

And if at least one person did, if at least one person found him worth spending time with, then it was more than enough.

…Maybe he did learn something from his experience with Dakota after all.

#Milo Murphy's Law #mml #Heinz Doofenshmirtz #Vinnie Dakota #Dakavendish #kinda #Rogue Arc #no dialogue #my fanfics #cw alcohol #alcohol cw #death mention #not sure where I was going with this one #it's definitely far from being my best work #I think my main issue is the weird ending #but I had no other idea on how to wrap it up : /#oh well you can't do a good work every time #gotta break a few eggs like they say #(I think ?)

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woulddieforperrytheplatypus · 4 years

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Sorry I know you’re focused on the GF crossover but I was wondering what your take on Milo and friends in the 2nd dimension?

I know it looks like I'm focused on the GF crossover bc I keep answering asks about it but tbh I don't even know if I'm gonna write it lmao the more I think about it the more complex it sounds and it would have to take a solid 50k words at the least — which, to be fair, is nothing compared to some of the Supernatural fics I've written, but I've also spent three to four years on most of those. I feel like just answering asks about it is better bc it gives me the same euphoria that comes with writing long and complicated things but it doesn't take a million years lmao

Regarding MML in the second dimension part of the ask... Well, I have A Lot Of Thoughts™ so here's a cut so y'all can skip it if you want lmao

I hate to be That Person™ that makes things dark and gloomy, but I don't think 2D Doof let Milo live. The two biggest threats to his rule in Danville were OWCA and Murphy's Law. He was able to turn the OWCA agents into cyborgs and enslave Monogram, but that's because they're only a threat if they go against him. If he enslaves all of OWCA, they're not only no longer a threat; they become an advantage. Milo, on the other hand, is a threat by nature. The only thing that could change that is some invention like the suit from The Phineas and Ferb Effect, but that would take too much time and effort on 2D Doof's part for something so ultimately useless. Channeling and directing Murphy's Law would just be a more unpredictable way of dealing with things he doesn't like, and he has a robot army for a reason. That basically means Milo is an unnecessary risk to his power, and he needs to be eliminated.

That would probably be the same for Mr. Murphy, too. He's just as unlucky and just as much of a risk. Mrs. Murphy and Sara would be petrified after seeing what 2D Doof did to their family — and without an ounce of regret, too — so they'd do whatever he wanted them to just to avoid being sentenced to the same fate.

Melissa is enough of a badass that I can see her in the Resistance on the other side of Danville. I think Diogee would stick with her, because with Milo gone, she's the next best thing. He'd help with rescue missions where he could, too.

Zack never would have moved to Jefferson County, but I'm assuming he was still in the tri-state area before he moved given that we see the Lumberzacks multiple times, so he's presumably also under 2D Doof's rule. I think he'd be absolutely fine. He'd do what he's supposed to do, and he'd be a model citizen.

Amanda would be the same, I'd assume — she thrives on order, and in that dimension, order comes from 2D Doof and his rules. She wouldn't like it, but she'd respect it. Chad and Mort are without a doubt either in prison or Goozim food because they made the mistake of coming up with a conspiracy about 2D Doof. Bradley would get too brave over something and face 2D Doof's wrath. Elliot would lowkey be thriving because as fucked up as this dimension is, at least nobody gets hurt, right?

Dakota and Cavendish would just stay away. They may be a pair of idiots, but they're smart idiots, you know?

#now I'm wondering what would happen if the MML characters from the first dimension entered the second dimension #either with or without Phineas Ferb and Perry idk #I'm gonna think about that one...#if anyone's actually interested in what i come up with for that hmu but idk how long that would be to write out #(especially bc i dont quite have an answer yet but I'm sure i will by the end of the night lol)#so i don't want to write it all out if no one cares lol #it could be an interesting fic idea tho if i ever get the free time 👀#also thanks for the ask i love these types of asks they are my life #at2d #mml #mml/at2d crossover #does that tag make sense idc it's a thing now #milo murphy's law #look i have an ask

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milandas-law · 4 years

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Milo/Ananda Fic Bits

Summary: Just me writing out mini fics for these two cuties.

Characters: Milo Murphy & Amanda Lopez (Of Course)

Hope you all enjoy these! If you have a favorite, tell me which one it is.

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First Kiss (On The Lips)

Milo and Amanda were on their way to a diner for their date when it started to rain. Milo pulls an umbrella out of his backpack, only for it to get blown away. Amanda then puts her umbrella over the two of them and they run to the diner. After getting to the diner and taking their seats, they order the nachos.

After being brought out of the kitchen, their waitress trips and the nachos land on their faces. The two then start to laugh about. After that Milo decides to takes Amanda home. “Amanda, I’m sorry this date didn’t go as planned…” Milo apologized, feeling quite guilty. “Milo, similar things happened on our last date and I was perfectly okay with it.” Amanda pointed out.

“I know, I just wish I could give you the perfect date for once…” Milo says before noticed they were at the Lopez Home. “Milo Murphy…” he hears Amanda say before she kisses him on the lips. As they kiss, a few of the street lights explodes, causing a bit of a firework effect. When she pulls away, he shocked. “Every single date we have is perfect as long as I’m with you.” She tells him before going into her home.

“I’ll see you at tomorrow!” She quickly says before closing the door. Milo then walks home, smiling ear to ear. Diogee then walks up to Milo as he walked home. “She really kissed me, Diogee!” Milo tells his dog, clearly still shocked by the kiss.

Dinner With The Parents

Milo was getting ready to have dinner with Amanda’s parents. Sara could see he was clearly nervous. “Don’t worry Milo, I’m sure Amanda’s parents are gonna love you.” Sara assures her brother. “I’m not worried about that, I’m worried about Murphy’s Law ruining things tonight…” Milo tells his sisters.

Later on Milo was in front of the Lopez Home. He rings the doorbell and the door was quickly opened by Mrs. Lopez. “Oh Milo, you’re here! Come on in!” Mrs. Lopez says as she pulls Milo into the house. Amanda was sitting at the table with her father when she noticed him. “Milo!” Amanda squealed with joy before running up to hug him. Mr. Lopez just glares straight at Milo.

“Milo, our daughter has told us nothing but great this about you! You even helped her name her pet rats.” Mrs. Lopez told Milo as they sat down to eat. “Everything looks amazing, Mrs. Lopez!” Milo says while looking at all the food. “Thank you Milo, you’re such a sweet boy!” Mrs. Lopez tells Milo while giving him a plate of food.

Milo then notices Mr. Lopez glaring at him, Amanda notices this as well. “Dad, is everything okay?” Amanda asked, clearly worried. “Everything okay, sweetie! I just need to talk to Milo alone.” Mr. Lopez tells Amanda before he and milo walk out of the dining room and into the kitchen. “Look Mr. Lopez, I know you know about my family’s unlucky history, but I assure you I will always make sure Amanda’s safe around me!” Milo quickly says.

Mr. Lopez just puts a hand on Milo’s shoulder. “I don’t care about your “Murphy’s Law”,” He assures Milo which surprises the boy. “I haven’t seen my daughter the relaxed in a really long time.” He continues. “All thanks to you getting her on that show she likes. I never want her to lose such joy.” He went on and on, which caused Milo to smile.

“So if you EVER upset her in anyway, not even Murphy’s Law could save you. Do we have an understanding?” He whispers to Milo, which causes him to quickly nod his head. “I can assure you Mr. Lopez, I’d never do nothing to hurt Amanda.” Milo tells Mr. Lopez, the man then nods at him and the two of them then return to the dining room.

High School Sweethearts

Everyone who didn’t know them were so shocked to find out that someone like Amanda Lopez (Bossy Class President) would be openly dating someone like Milo Murphy (Adventurous Class Clown). A girl then walks up to Amanda was reading a book. “Hey Amanda, I was just wondering… how did someone like you end up with someone like Milo?” Amanda hears her say this and puts her book down.

“To make a long story short, we understand and love each other very much.” Amanda tells the girl before Milo runs into the cafeteria and up to Amanda. “Hey Mandy, I got your lunch, It didn’t get ruined this time!” Milo says before giving her the bag. “Thank you, Sweetie!” Amanda says in awe before kissing Milo on the cheek and giving him the lunch she made for him.

He then sat with her and gave her kisses on the cheek. She noticed he was hurt, pulls couple of band aids, places them on his wounds and gives him another kiss. As the two ate their lunches, they got noticeable stares from those who don’t know them. Sure they were the Odd Couple in their High School, but they didn’t care. They loved each other so very much.

Double Dates

Whenever Milo was out with Amanda and Zack was out with Melissa, the girls would sometimes try and compete over who has the better boyfriend. “Well, Milo is so precious and amazing to me!” Amanda tells Melissa. “Oh yeah? Zack is not only super good looking and awesome to me, he’s ever accepting of the craziest of things!”

Milo and Zack are just blushing messes during all of it. “Can we just go to dinner now?!” Zack shouts clearly embarrassed. Once the boyfriend competition is over, everyone has a great time. They go to lunch, parks and anything new that comes into town. “Another amazing day…” Amanda says as she and Milo lay on the beach while Melissa chases around Zack with water balloons.

“Wanna join in?” Milo asks Amanda before she picks up a water gun and squirts at him, causing him to run alongside Zack as they’re being chased by Melissa and Amanda.

Jealousy Wears Magenta

It wasn’t surprising that Just Getting Started would be a successful band especially with Amanda’s management (They’re all older and smarter after all). What was surprising was how many thirsty Fangirls would go after only Milo. He was quite the popular guy. Of course Amanda wouldn’t have any of their crap. If they tried to get to him, she’d personally deal with them.

During one of the band’s autograph signings, a perky blonde ran up to Milo and gave him a piece of paper to sign. “Who am I making this out to?” Milo asks the girl. “Your biggest and most loyal fan. Also here’s my number.” The girl says before she gives Milo another piece of paper with her number on it. “Sorry, but I’m seeing someone!” Milo quickly tells the girl before giving her back both pieces of paper.

“She doesn’t have to know!” The girl says defensively before feeling someone grab her shoulder. She turns around and sees a very angry Amanda, wearing her best magenta suit. “Yes, I do!” Amanda replies before dragging the girl away from the autograph signing area. When Amanda got back, Milo gave her a kiss on the lips.

“Have I ever told you how cute you are when you get jealous?” Milo teased Amanda which caused her to blush. “Don’t tease me Milo!!!” She squealed at him before he just gave her a kiss on the forehead. “You know you’re better than all those Fangirls.” Milo tells Amanda before they hear “you two better help us clean all this up!” from Melissa across the room.

Flirtatious Fey (LuckyBug and Fenix Fey AU)

Fenix Fey just finished helping his partner LuckyBug save the day. They were able to save the day, but Milo missed his date with Amanda. He went to their meet up spot as Fenix Fey and saw her still waiting for him with their planned picnic in the basket. “She’ll be so furious if I showed up as just myself…” He thought to himself before he walks up behind her and taps her shoulder.

She turns around and sees him. “Fenix Fey! Was Milo in the middle of the danger?! Is he alright?!” Amanda questions the hero frantically. “Don’t you worry your pretty little head, Madame Lopez, Milo Murphy is safe and sound” He informs her which causes her to sigh in relief. Then he notices her get really angry.

“Then take me to him right now! I’m going to give that cute disaster a piece of my mind!” Amanda went off while Fenix Fey tried his hardest not to blush. “Cute Disaster?!” He thought to himself while quickly looking away from her to hide his blush. It took him a few moments to get his composure back before Amanda could notice. He then picks her up in his arms and runs off.

“Madame Lopez, if you wanted to be in my arms, all you had to do was ask!” the hero in black smirked at the fact that his line made her blush. “The only guy whose arms I wanna be in right now are Milo’s.” Amanda whispered which causes Fenix Fey to go silent for a few seconds. “Okay, your boyfriend should be here soon,” He told Amanda as he put her down. “Thank you, Fenix…” Amanda says to the hero.

He then kisses her and then says “don’t miss me too much!” before winking at her and running off to turn back into Milo. He then takes a bouquet of dark pink roses out of his backpack and walks up behind her and taps her on the shoulder when she turns around and see him she immediately hugs him tight. “Don’t you dare worry me like that again okay?!” She says while pushing her head into his chest.

Milo drops the bouquet of roses and hugs her back. “I can’t tell her, not yet at least.” He thought to himself as he held her tight in his arms.

Their Big & Adventurous Family

Amanda had just given birth to her and Milo’s fourth child; Monica Julia Murphy, while their triplet sons; Lucas, Alejandro and Marshall were with their two sets of grandparents at home. When they got home the next day, their parents were sleeping and the boys were out of sight. Milo then quickly wakes up his parents and Amanda’s.

“Where are the boys?” Milo asked the parents. “They’re in bed…” Martin tells his son while wrapping his eyes, trying to stay awake. Milo then checks all three of their rooms and doesn’t see the three five year olds anywhere. “Mandy, Sweetheart… the boys aren’t in their rooms.” Milo says to Amanda, hoping she won’t freak out. Amanda then calmly gives her mother Monica and passes out in a chair.

“Don’t worry, I’ll drive around the block to look for them.” Amanda’s dad says before he goes to look for his car keys, only to realize they’re not in his pocket. “Where are my keys?!” Mr. Lopez shouts out loud. Meanwhile the triplets were slowly driving their maternal grandparents’ car. “Marshall, just turn us around!” Lucas whines as Marshall holds on the wheel.

“No! They’ll be too busy with the new baby to play with us!” Marshall protested while Alejandro was on the floor of the car. “I want mommy and daddy!” He cried out loud. “Don’t worry, Al! We’ll go back after our adventure!” Marshall assures his crying brother. Before they could get any further, Milo, Martin and Amanda’s father quickly stop them. There was no doubt the boys were in a lot of trouble that day.

Amanda had just triple checked the boys’ rooms to make sure they were all there when Milo walked up to her with a sleeping Monica in his arms. “You okay?” Milo asked Amanda before the two go sit down. “The boys could’ve gotten hurt today Milo! All because they thought their sister was going to replace them…” Amanda says, trying not to cry. Milo just holds her, carefully to not hurt the baby.

“Amanda, I assure you our family is going to be okay.” She hears him whisper before she takes Monica from him. She then says “I know it will be, I just hope this little cutie doesn’t act too much like her brothers.” While hugging Monica.

Seven years later, Monica learned to ride a two wheeled bike on her birthday and was now testing it out. On the roof! While Lucas and Alejandro shouted things like “Don’t worry Monica! We’re gonna get you down!” and “Monica! Please don’t fall!” Marshall shouted “You’re doing great sis! Pop a wheelie!” while recording her with his phone.

After they got Monica down, Amanda just hugged her for ten minutes straight. “Mommy, I’m okay really!” Monica assured her mother. “How did you even get up there in the first place?” Milo asked his daughter. “The ladder! I climbed it all by myself!” Monica says, clearly proud of herself for doing this. Amanda just signs with exhaustion and goes into the house to eat some leftover ice cream and cake.

“You okay?” Milo asked as Amanda ate her plate of ice cream and cake. “I’ll be fine… Our kids are a handful.” Amanda sighs which causes Milo to chuckle. Amanda then follows up with “But I wouldn’t have it any other way,” before Milo kisses her on the cheek.

#Milo Murphy's Law #MML #Milo Murphy #Amanda Lopez #Milo x Amanda #Milanda #Milomanda #Amandilo #Amilo #Organized Chaos #Fanfiction #Other Characters #Other Pairings #OCs #AUs #So proud of these!!

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Heyyy I made a fic and it’d mean a lot to me if you read it, AO3 or here on tumblr dot com. If you have any feedback, please give it to me! I haven’t written much and would like to get better. Also, I can’t think of any tw but if you see one, please let me know!

“Wait, you’re the older one?!” Milo said in shock. In the background, the menu in the small cafe they were currently in fell with a bang. Neither the time traveling duo nor the accident prone kid paid it any mind.

“Well, yeah. I thought you knew that,” Dakota said lamely, snacking on a scone. Cavendish rolled his eyes.

“Of course he didn’t, you dimwit! You constantly act like a child and I’m the one who cleans up the mess,” he said huffily, taking a sip from his tea. Milo looked on the two with wide eyes. Dakota’s... older than Cavendish?! In the background, a coffee maker exploded.

“Get off that high horse, Cav. You’ve seen me as a kid. I’m MUCH worse,” said Dakota playfully, throwing some crumbs at him. He glared at him. Milo struggled not to laugh at the hijinks of the men from the future. Cavendish huffed.

“That is true, though I must say, younger you was a bit more-“

“Wait! Why’s your hair grey, then?” Milo said, setting down his cup of hot chocolate. This would be an interesting story. A stack of cups fell. Cavendish looked embarrassed as Dakota tried and failed to hide a snicker.

“Well, if you must know, it’s part of an agreement of sorts between Dakota and me,” Cavendish said stiffly. Dakota laughed, spraying the table with crumbs.

“It’s not an agreement, it’s a bet. When we were just young agents, still believing in the Bureau-“

“I still believe in the Bureau.”

“Sure you do, Cav. As I was saying, we had just got our ordered clothes and Cavendish was pissed.”

“Still am.”

“I know, Cav. Anyway, neither of us wanted to change. 1870’s clothing is stuffy and-“

“1970’s is unprofessional.”

“Not how I would’ve said it, but sure. So we came up with a bet. See these glasses I’m wearing? Well, if I take them off for anything but sleeping and showering and stuff, 1870’s it-“

“Oh, so that’s why. I guess Zack and I owe Melissa 5 bucks,” Milo said cheerfully. The chair collapsed under him and Milo went and sat on the chair next to it.

“You bet on us? You know what, nevermind. It doesn’t matter,” Cavendish said sourly, grumbling into his cup of tea. Dakota rolled his eyes.

“ANYWAY, this doofus’s end of the bet was keeping his hair dyed grey and if not, 1970’s it is!” Dakota finished finally. A light fell.

“Wait, so how long has this bet been going one?” Milo asked curiously. Cavendish sighed.

“Well, being time travelers, we’re not entirely sure-“

“Over a decade,” Dakota interjected. Cavendish gave him a look. Milo gaped.

“A decade?! Wearing sunglasses?! And dyeing your hair?! That’s some commitment!” Milo said in awe, taking another sip of his hot chocolate. Dakota snorted.

“Yeah, well, we had to add a new clause at around the 3 year mark because of an... incident. If I start to go blind or if Cav here actually goes grey, we drop the bet. That’s the one I’m expecting actually, but if anyone asks, I’m kicking Cav’s butt,” he said, smirking. Cavendish swatted him.

“You are not. I’ve already almost won twice and you have done no such thing!” Cavendish said stiffly. Dakota rolled his eyes. As the two continued bickering, Milo heard a bark.

“Diogee, go home!” Milo scolded the dog happily. Diogee whined and walked out the door, tail between his legs. “He’s not supposed to be at the cafe!” He explained to the time travelers who nodded, as if that explained everything.

“Yeah, well, there you have it, kid. The reason Cavendish is prematurely grey,” Dakota said cheekily. Cavendish let out a huff.

“I’m not prematurely grey. Dyeing your hair grey does not make you prematurely grey. It means you dyed your hair grey,” he said indignantly. Milo frowned, thinking of something.

“Wait, is your mustache also part of the bet?” The glass Door broke. Cavendish let out a gasp as Dakota howled with laughter.

“Of course not! My mustache is 100% my own violation,” Cavendish sputtered out. Dakota kept laughing.

“Good one, kid! I’ve told him it looks ridiculous and now you’ve said it too so he has to believe it!” He said when he could finally talk again. Just as Milo was about to protest the twisting of his words, Cavendish rolled his eyes.

“It is not ridiculous! You’re just jealous because you can’t grow facial hair!” He retorted. Milo choked.

“You can’t grow facial hair?!” Their table collapsed, spraying them all with crumbs, hot chocolate, and tea.

#dakota #vinnie dakota #cavendish #balthazar cavendish #milo murphy #milo murphy's law #mml #mml fic #this isnt meant to be a ship but idc if you see it that way

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anymousse · 5 years

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Thoughts on The Phineas and Ferb Effect

After waiting for over a year for the epic Phineas and FerbxMilo Murphy’s Law Crossover, it finally aired this morning. It did not disappoint. While there are a lot of things to pinpoint, I want to fangirl over one thing first before I go any further:

What the hell was Isabella (and probably the Fireside Girls) doing this entire time? If Phineas and Ferb were working in a factory once the pistachions took over and Buford and Baljeet were doing recon, it stands to reason Isabella and the Fireside Girls must have been a strike team of some kind in another part of town. A strike team Isabella herself set up, or one Phineas directed. I mean, she was in a freaking Rambo type outfit.

Second, and this has to do with my undying love for Phinabella, so please take with a grain of salt: I loved how happy Phineas was to see her and I loved how towards the end, when the machine is failing and everyone is a pistachion and Milo says “oh no! My parents! Sara!” Phineas pipes up with something along the lines of “they got Isabella too!” They are freaking nine and Phineas is so concerned. I love this so much.

Okay. Phinabella love fest over. Now let’s get to the rest of it:

Dakota and Cavendish. I love their dynamic anyway, but Cavendish’s reaction when Dakota explains why there are so many Dakotas was extremely sweet. And then later, when Dakota and Cavendish are trying to save each other and it’s like “don’t do that! I don’t have a machine that can undie you! And if you die, I can’t undie you either!” D’aww.

Phineas and Ferb’s entrance. When everyone else’s backs were literally against the wall, I was like “wait for it...” and BOOM! Phineas and Ferb to the rescue. In a kickass invention (of course). Their reaction to Milo’s bad luck was pretty funny. I was actually surprised Phineas didn’t start yelling at Milo for messing everything up. If it were Candace, he probably would’ve yelled. Maybe since he didn’t know Milo, he wasn’t gonna yell. But I can see Milo wrecking all their stuff as seriously bugging him.

Baljeet 100% upstaging Zack with Chop Away at my Heart and knowing every word. Priceless. I also like that Baljeet had more of a role here and he was the one who came up with Phineas and Ferb’s good luck balancing out Milo’s Bad luck. And his burgeoning crush on Melissa is adorable.I hope we get to see more of this.

“We’re not a couple!” <---Foreshadow?

How Perry can default to his mindless animal persona in the midst of chaos amazes me. I thought for sure Phineas was gonna discover he was an agent.

I’m sad Diogee isn’t really an OWCA Agent (as far as we know...)

Melissa: Well, what do you usually do when things go wrong? Phineas: We...have no frame of reference for that (they really don’t)

Milo: Hey, could you guys use a blowtorch and some peanut butter? Phineas: How can we not have met before today? (I see a MiloxPhineas friendship on the horizon and it is GLORIOUS.

Quote approximate: Ferb: Tme to whack some weeds Phineas: Wow. Chatty. Ferb: Would you like to say it? Phineas: No, go ahead. Ferb: I mean, it been awhile Phineas [sly knowing smile]: Yes. Yes it has.

#phineas and ferb #milo murphy's law #phineas flynn #ferb fletcher #isabella garcia shapiro #phinabella #buford van stomm #baljeet tjinder #melissa chase #candace flynn #zack underwood #dakota #vinnie dakota #cavendish #balthazar cavendish #the phineas and ferb effect

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Absolutely Disastrous Ch 13

Ch 13: Get Your Flames on, Zack and Lydia! Treecko’s Growing Potential and Tepig’s Dazzling Debut!

Bradley accepted the free PokéNav in exchange for agreeing to not leave a bad review of Mahlson Corp on the Internet, though he refused to follow Milo into the CEO’s office and stormed off to train for his next gym battle. Milo felt pretty bad when he watched Bradley try to press an elevator button, but misjudged the length of his new Breloom arm and wound up poking at empty air.

“Don’t worry,” Amanda said, settling Minccino on top of Milo’s head to provide him with fluffy reassurance. Minccino stretched out, trying to flatten Milo’s cowlick with her tongue. “If he’d been fully turned into a Breloom, every trainer in the city would be bombarding him with Poké Balls.”

“I’ll make sure the scientist is written up and disciplined for this incident,” Orville asserted, gesturing for everyone to take a seat on the plush, luxurious couches in his office. Diogee laid down on the deep red carpet, nuzzling into its soft fuzz, Milo tried to sit too, but the couch cushion swallowed him until only his legs poked out and he had to be extracted by Melissa and Zack. He settled for the floor instead.

“I assume the scientist isn’t why you brought us here,” Melissa said. “What’s so top secret that you couldn’t tell us in the Pokémon Center?”

Orville set the briefcase on top of his desk, removing the documents and locking them into a vault behind a painting of a Relicanth. “I’d like to know about the people who were interested in my company’s research. Did the thieves talk about what they planned to do with this data?”

“Something about creating more land and being heroes,” Zack said. “Sorry, I was a little more focused on the walls suffocating us than anything that old man said.”

“Walls can’t suffocate you,” Melissa scoffed.

“They can if they sense you’re claustro-avoidant,” Zack retorted.

Lydia sat between Melissa and Zack, forcing them to the ends of the couch and ending their argument. “The businessman mentioned something about magma.”

“Cavendish and Ignacio—that’s who stole your documents—belong to an organization called Team Magma,” Milo added. “You have data on ancient geographical formations and they want to reawaken a Pokémon named Groudon.”

“Wait a minute,” Zack said, holding his hand up in a time-out. “Didn’t Dakota say something about reawakening something called a Cry-ogre?”

Melissa pounded the armrest at the mention of Dakota’s name. “It’s not Cry-ogre. It’s KY-owes me seven thousand Pokédollars-gre!”

“He dined and dashed on us. Though he mentioned he was the boss of Team Aqua, whatever that is,” Milo explained for Lydia, Amanda, and Orville’s benefit. “But his sandwich and smoothie cost a thousand.”

“The other six thousand includes taxes, interest, and emotional distress,” Melissa said. “And I’m gonna keep tacking on other charges ‘til he coughs up the money.”

Orville winced. “You planning to go into business?”

“Nope. My career goals are strictly journalist, author, and queen of the universe,’ Melissa replied.

“Er, good career goals. I think,” Orville said, unsure of how to respond to the last one. To be fair, most people didn’t think Melissa could be queen of the universe. Not that it was a hard title to obtain if she ever succeeded in stuffing Arceus into a Poké Ball. “Now, I want to give each of you a PokéNav. Along with helping you navigate the different biomes of Hoenn, it has the Mahlson Corp number and my personal cell registered in there too. I understand that all of you carry cell phones, but it wouldn’t hurt to carry a spare. Besides, I’d like to keep in touch due to the threat of the ancient Pokémon awakening if either Team Magma or Aqua succeed. If you find any more information, please contact us. In the meantime, I will place more funding into the areas of study these documents cover.”

“Hypothetically, what’s your policy in case the PokéNav catches on fire or is somehow destroyed under weird circumstances?” Zack asked as Milo reached for his device.

The PokéNav caught on fire, and Diogee pulled Milo back before he could touch it. Melissa stamped it out quickly, but the PokéNav was charred and blackened beyond repair.

“We replace it,” Orville said, pulling out another PokéNav from his desk.

The girls made sure everyone’s numbers were placed into the PokéNavs, then sealed them in fireproof bags before storing them into their backpacks.

“I also have two favors to ask,” Orville said. “First, I have a letter to my son, Orton. He’s probably in Granite Cave again. It’s just outside Dewford.”

He slid a sealed envelope across his desk.

“Lydia and I are skipping Dewford actually,” Amanda said. “We’re heading to Slateport after her contest in Rustboro.”

“In that case, would you two mind delivering these parts to a friend of mine?” Orville asked. He handed a small toolkit full of gears and rods to Amanda. “His name is Captain Bob Webber, and you can find him in the Shipyard. Bob is currently in the process of building a submarine for deep-sea exploration. There’s much we don’t know about the world, the ocean especially, but perhaps he’ll be able to shed some light on these mysteries upon the submarine’s completion.”

Melissa carefully folded the letter into a travel book. “We’ll deliver the letter,” she promised.

Orville nodded in approval. “Thank you. Orton’s researched many old myths and legends, partly for interest and partly for the storylines on Dr. Magnezone. I believe his knowledge will be useful. That’s all I have on my end. Feel free to call if you have any questions.”

“You don’t mind if we hold off for a few days, right?” Milo asked. “Zack and Lydia are competing in the Rustboro Contest soon.”

“Tepig and I have a totally rocking routine!” Lydia boasted. “We’re gonna get that Ribbon for sure!”

“I should probably figure something out with Treecko,” Zack admitted.

Melissa yawned. “But not tonight. It’s been a long day, and I just want a nice, comfy bed.”

As they gathered their belongings, Diogee sprang up and growled at a bookshelf.

“What’s he growling at?” Lydia asked.

Milo shrugged. He tried to hold Diogee back with his collar, but he was slowly dragged forward instead. “I’m not sure. Maybe he just doesn’t like dust bunnies.”

Once Diogee was close enough, he pounced on the bookshelf. Milo let go of the collar just in time, avoiding a head collision with the wooden frame. The books trembled, and Milo reached out to catch an expensive figurine of a Shiftry.

Something small and pink fled from the gap between the wall and bookshelf, and Diogee shot after it. A piercing wail erupted, and everybody shrieked and covered their ears. Zack and Melissa fought over a pillow to further muffle the noise while the Whismur continued its tearful rampage. Diogee was now more concerned with keeping his paws pressed to his head rather than chasing Whismur though.

In an attempt to escape the room, the Whismur crashed into Zack, and Melissa triumphantly claimed the pillow. A spare Pok é was knocked loose from Zack’s belt and hit Whismur on the head.

A red light engulfed Whismur and sucked it into the container, stopping the piercing wail to everybody’s relief. The Poké Ball fell to the floor, shaking three times before emitting a small popping noise.

Orville was the first to recover. He patted Zack on the shoulder. “Seems Whismur decided to choose you! Treat it well, okay?”

Zack could only stare at the Poké Ball in disbelief. “That was kinda anticlimactic for a capture.”

“Don’t worry, guys. I have noise-canceling earmuffs in my backpack,” Milo said. “As my dad always says, ‘Always protect yourself from Dr. Magnezone fans crying over the Season 4 finale and freak biplane accidents.’“

The next day, Milo focused on taking preventative measures against interruptions to Zack and Lydia’s training. After yesterday’s chance meetings of crime syndicate bosses, strange battles filled with moves he was pretty sure weren’t legal, and befriending the Mahlson Corp CEO, he was glad for a quiet day. Well, unless one counted the panic that ensued when Milo was carried across town by an entire line of remote-controlled shopping carts, but there was no harm done beyond accidentally busting Rustboro Elliot’s kneecap.

Minccino was more interested in helping Amanda make PokéBlocks than in battling, just as Marshtomp was more interested in eating Amanda’s PokéBlocks rather than making them.

Melissa worked on Torchic and Poochyena’s teamwork, praising them whenever their combined attacks landed a hit on the practice dummy. She recorded Torchic unleashing a spiral of flames that surrounded the practice dummy in a mesmerizing fiery column.

“First time I’ve seen more than a few embers!” Melissa exclaimed as she gave Torchic and Poochyena several PokéBlocks for a job well done. “Fire Spin’s definitely gonna be a huge help.”

“That’s great, but Flame Charge is stronger,” Lydia declared.

Tepig agreed wholeheartedly.

“Wanna put that to the test?” Melissa asked.

“You’re on!”

The girls and their Fire-starters rushed onto the practice field, trading fire attacks as they jokingly taunted each other. Torchic’s brute force and Tepig’s carefully executed attacks proved to be an equal match.

Just in case, Milo set a few fire extinguishers within reach.

Meanwhile, Zack was trying to perfect an appeal with Treecko and Whismur. Treecko used a rapid-fire Bullet Seed while Whismur countered with Echoed Voice, destroying each seed with its cry. Then Treecko switched to Mega Drain, drawing energy from the remaining seeds. Green sparkles showered the room.

Milo could barely tell that Whismur was caught less than a day ago.

Since his friends were preoccupied with training, Milo decided to call his folks on the Pokémon Center videophone. He hadn’t really gotten the chance to chat with them since leaving Murphy Ranch.

“Diogee, would you mind getting Marshtomp?” Milo asked as he logged into the system. “He’s probably trying to swipe Amanda’s PokéBlocks again.”

Diogee trotted off.

The phone was only halfway through the first ring before someone on the other side picked up.

“Milo! About time you called!” Sara grinned, her screen flickering to life.

Milo smiled. “Sorry, it’s been hectic. I have a badge now!”

He proudly displayed his Stone Badge to Sara, who shrieked at the sight of it. “Oh my gosh, you already have a badge! You’re like a mini Pokémon Master already. Wait right there, let me get Mom and Dad! They gotta see this too!”

While he waited for Sara to come back, he polished his Stone Badge on a clean cloth. He was about to hold the badge against the light to check for smudges when a Linoone calmly strolled up to him and snatched it from his hand.

Hope you don’t get tired of this same old tune,

He’s Recurring Linoone!

“Get back here!” Milo shouted. “And how did you even hire backup singers?”

Milo dove for the badge, but Recurring Linoone jumped onto his head and scurried to the exit. Before the thieving Normal-type could reach it, he slammed into a wall of white fur and dropped the Stone Badge. While Diogee carefully returned the badge to its case, Marshtomp tossed Recurring Linoone out of the Pokémon Center.

“Thanks,” Milo said gratefully as he sat down at the videophone. Sara had returned with Brigitte and Martin during the commotion, and they waved excitedly as they fired question after question at him.

“Yes, no, Melissa has a Torchic, I’ve met lots of interesting people already, yes, and I haven’t broken my clavicle yet,” Milo said. He tilted the camera down to Diogee and Marshtomp. “Say hi, you two!”

His Pokémon happily greeted his family.

“You’re doing a great job with them,” Martin said. “And Diogee’s doing a great job at being your partner.”

Diogee stood up a little straighter.

“We’re also traveling with Zack. He’s Professor Underwood’s son,” Milo said, recounting how they rescued Professor Underwood from the swarm of Magikarp and gained their starters in the process. “And he caught a Whismur in the Mahlson Corp CEO’s office! He’s training it right now, but he’s not using it in the contest. He’s sticking with Treecko. Oh, and Melissa caught a Poochyena in Petalburg!”

Sara’s jaw dropped. “Back up, Milo! You actually went to the Mahlson Corp CEO’s office?”

Milo nodded. “Uh, yeah. I guess it sounds weird without the context, but his name’s Orville and he’s really nice. We’re delivering a letter to Orton as a favor actually and-”

“YOU’RE GOING TO MEET ORTON? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?” Sara shrieked, her smile stretching so much that Milo was afraid her face was going to stay that way. “CAN YOU GET ME AN AUTOGRAPH? CAN YOU DOCUMENT THE EXACT SPOT WHERE HE’LL STAND SO WE CAN CREATE A NATIONAL MONUMENT TO DR. MAGNEZONE IN THAT AREA?”

Sara’s Absol, Nyx, got annoyed and carted her off while she begged for Dr. Magnezone’s autograph.

“The Absol pups are doing well,” Brigitte said. “We’re still trying out shampoo brands on Rowdy to tame his fur though. No success yet.”

“Razor and Zorro keep challenging each other,” Martin added. “Nobody wants to judge whose horn is longer, so they have a tendency to decimate a few trees since they have to decide for themselves.”

Milo giggled as his parents gave him updates on the Absol and the entire Murphy family. His cousin Reggie was now banned from Kalos due to the Mona Florges incident, Nate had a sprained ankle from stepping on a Drilbur and still denied having EHML even though the examination table collapsed with him sitting on it, and Uncle Joey had crashed into a set belonging to Pokéstar Studios and was being approached for a major role in a new movie.

“Lucario Man vs Brycen Man: Dusk of Revenge? Well, good for Uncle Joey!” Milo said, though he wasn’t sure what that movie would mean for Brycen Man’s established canon.

“And be careful, okay?” Brigitte said. “There’s been some weird activity around the mountain. Some strange people in red hoodies keep talking about meteorites and rocks.”

“I’ll see if Richard thinks it’s worth investigating,” Martin promised. “Sometimes they come onto the property, but they don’t seem interested in stealing the Absol. They just take soil samples and leave.”

“Not to mention the pirate dress-up party,” Brigitte said. “Though they don’t seem to do much except insult people in hoodies.”

“Oh, we had a few run-ins already,” Milo admitted. “It was how I met Orville. He’s the CEO of Mahlson Corp, by the way. The people in red hoodies are called Team Magma, and they went after Mahlson Corp’s research. We stopped them in Rusturf Tunnel. And the boss of Team Aqua owes Melissa seven thousand Pokédollars.”

Martin and Brigitte fell silent as they processed this information.

Milo decided to tell them about Bradley, Lydia, and Amanda instead.

Though the Rustboro Contest wouldn’t start for another hour, the registration line was open and coordinators could use the extra time to prepare. Zack had been relieved when he discovered that Hoenn didn’t place a huge emphasis on appearances like Sinnoh, because he didn’t have a formal outfit to change into. Milo didn’t mind lending the tuxedo he packed for emergency formal occasions to Zack, but it was probably wrinkled from being crammed into his backpack.

Zack and Lydia presented their Contest Passes to the attendant, who waved them into a room for participants only.

Whismur sat in Milo’s lap since he wouldn’t be performing, shying away when any stranger passed them. Diogee stood guard on the side, watching for signs of a rail breaking or a seat collapsing in addition to making sure nobody got too close to Whismur.

Diogee really wanted to make up for scaring Whismur when they met.

“-and Musicals favor Pokémon with arms. Minccino would do well since she can hold the props, but Tepig wouldn’t get much applause,” Amanda said. “There’s way more room for creativity in Contests.”

“You think Zack and Lydia are gonna move into the battle round?” Melissa asked.

Amanda nodded. “Lydia works super hard. Sometimes it’s hard to convince her that she needs to take the break I scheduled. I don’t know about Zack though. Maybe he’ll pass, maybe he won’t.”

“Zack’s gonna pass. He worked really hard yesterday,” Milo said.

“Might not be enough,” Melissa admitted. “It’s not Zack’s fault, but he didn’t have time to train considering everything that happened since we came to town.”

The lights onstage flared, and the announcer cleared her throat to get the audience’s attention.

“Welcome to the Rustboro Contest! My name is Shelley, and I’ll be your MC! Before we begin, let’s give a round of applause to our judges!” Shelley declared, gesturing to the judges’ panel.

“Rustboro City’s Nurse Joy. Looking forward to seeing all these lovely Pokémon!”

“Mr. Sukizo, president of the Pokémon Fan Club. Let’s make this a remarkable Contest!”

Mr. Sukizo, the Remarkable Pokémon. He hails from a remarkable town in a remarkable country and judges remarkable Pokémon in remarkable competitions.

“Whoops, forgot to turn the silly thing off,” Milo said, quickly shutting down his Pokédex.

“So...is he one of Hoenn’s native Pokémon?” Amanda asked.

Melissa shook her head. “No, but it’s an easy mistake to make.”

Shelley heaved a great sigh, shooting an irritated glare at the empty seat next to Mr. Sukizo. “Due to unfortunate circumstances involving a Lairon, a tube of mint toothpaste, and a sombrero, Mr. Contesta will not be presiding over today’s competition. Instead, please give a warm welcome to-” she squinted at a note card “-the Supreme Lord of Subterranous and its Colony of Mrs. Forrester’s Basement. Give it up for Scott the Undergrounder, everybody.”

“The winner shall be our leader!” Scott exclaimed.

“The winner will receive the Rustboro Ribbon, which will bring them one step closer to the Grand Festival!” Shelley yelled. “Let’s get this Contest underway! Introducing our first contestant, Russell!”

Russell sent out a Wurmple, which showed off its climbing prowess through String Shot. Mr. Sukizo and Nurse Joy complimented Russell for using Wurmple’s natural abilities to weave a beautiful picture of a flower, while Scott tried to collect the string for some weird art project.

His performance was followed by a Slakoth, a Nincada, and a Lombre before Shelley finally shouted Lydia’s name.

Lydia gave the audience a dazzling smile, sending her Poké Ball flying high into the air.

“Let’s get our flames on, Tepig!” Lydia shouted as the Fire-type materialized.

Tepig squealed, stomping the ground and snorting tiny embers.

“Use Attract!”

Tepig winked, and several small pink hearts surrounded his body. Then he cloaked himself in a Flame Charge and zigzagged around the stage in an intricate pattern. The hearts zoomed after Tepig, blazing in spectacular red and gold flames when they touched the fiery streaks he left behind.

“Finale time!” Lydia cheered. “Roll into those hearts with Defense Curl!”

Tepig cut off Flame Charge and rolled into every heart, tucking into a ball just before impact. The flaming hearts burst into a brilliant cloud of warm sparkles.

Lydia and Tepig struck a pose and bowed to the captivated crowd.

“WHOO! GO, LYDIA!” Amanda screeched, her voice rising above every other cheer from the captivated crowd.

“What a passionate performance!” Shelley clapped. “Let’s see what our judges have to say!”

“You don’t see Tepig very often around here, but I’m sure there are many people here who’d like to catch one for themselves after today!” Nurse Joy exclaimed.

“Remarkable!” Mr. Sukizo added.

“The bacon shall be our leader!” Scott declared. “And we will happily be enslaved to His Lardiness for all eternity!”

Nurse Joy and Mr. Sukizo inched away from him.

Shelley stared at Scott for a moment, then recovered and introduced the next competitor.

“Lydia was really amazing!” Milo exclaimed. Whismur flinched, and Milo stroked one of his ears to calm him down. “Sorry, I’ll gush quietly next time.”

“You should save your compliments, Milo,” Amanda said. “I’m sure Lydia and Tepig want to hear them. Those two thrive on attention.”

“We have one more competitor left in the appeal round! Give it up for Zack Underwood, everyone!” Shelley shouted.

The curtains parted to reveal Zack, who waved nervously at the audience before releasing Treecko. He didn’t shout anything spectacular like most coordinators during their appeal.

“Zack Underwood? As in the Lumberzacks?”

“Aren’t they from Johto?”

“He’s the cutest one!”

“No, Max is cuter!”

The announcement of his name seemed to stir something in the crowd, especially the preteen girls who seemed interested in getting him to sign their faces in permanent marker.

“I think we should help him figure out a catchphrase,” Milo suggested.

Unfortunately, Zack’s nerves were affecting Treecko. Bullet Seed didn’t form a perfect circle into the ground. The top portion stuck out into a point and one side was wavy. Luckily, Treecko was trying to play it off by crossing his arms and acting like the unusual shape was deliberate. But Zack didn’t seem to take the cue.

“Mega Drain!” Zack yelled.

Treecko spread his arms and closed his eyes, drawing bright green energy from the seeds to create a large, verdant circle around Treecko. Zack closed his appeal with a display of Treecko’s agility, ending with Treecko messing up a landing on Zack’s shoulder.

“His Treecko is amazing!”

“They’re cute in a dorky way!”

Melissa folded her arms. “Why is everyone focusing on how cute he is and not his performance?”

Milo held Whismur so he could cheer for Zack too. Whismur’s cries blended in with the fangirls’ screaming. “What, you don’t think he’s cute?” Milo asked.

Melissa punched him in the shoulder.

“That question was rhetorical.”

“Good.”

They missed out on Nurse Joy and Mr. Sukizo’s comments, but they bore witness to Scott’s incredibly bizarre dance moves that didn’t resemble chopping down a tree while eating pancakes in any culture no matter what he claimed.

Shelley called for a brief interlude to allow the judges enough time to decide who would be moving onto the battle round. Milo, Melissa, and Amanda rushed out of their seats to meet up with Zack and Lydia, who were hanging out in the lobby.

Whismur jumped out of Milo’s arms and hopped straight into Zack’s lap, greeting Treecko with an enthusiastic shout. Treecko chewed his leaf and held up his hand in response.

“You were on fire, Tepig!” Milo exclaimed. “Literally and figuratively!”

Tepig lifted his tail proudly.

“Don’t get a big head,” Lydia warned playfully.

“Told you feeding him those Cheri berries would make his flames brighter,” Amanda said.

“It totally worked, Amanda,” Lydia agreed. “I can’t wait for the battle round! Though I really hope we don’t face that Lombre. That Water Gun and Nature Power combo would be awful for anyone weak to Water.”

“That Lombre slipped on a puddle and lost control of Water Gun too,” Amanda reminded her. “There’s a good possibility it won’t be in the battle round.”

“I don’t think I’ll be in the battle round either,” Zack admitted. “It was nice of the judges to say we had potential, but I could tell Treecko and I weren’t in sync.”

“Don’t say that, Zack! All we need to do is find your confidence and think up a catchphrase for you!” Milo exclaimed.

Zack raised an eyebrow. “A catchphrase?”

Melissa shrugged. “You didn’t yell anything when you sent out Treecko. Your previous popularity was the only thing that kept the fangirls’ eyes on you.”

“It’s not a bad idea,” Lydia agreed, snapping Zack out of his panic over the idea that the majority of the audience was made up of fangirls with a crush on him. “You just need a catchphrase to psych yourself up!”

The TV screens flickered to life, and pictures of the participants flashed onto the screen. Lydia’s picture appeared in the second slot, but Zack’s didn’t show up. Eight coordinators were moving on.

Much to Lydia’s relief, the Lombre trainer didn’t appear either.

“If your picture is onscreen, please head to the backroom immediately. Matchups will be randomly determined by the computer.”

“That’s our cue! Wish us luck!” Lydia exclaimed, running off with Tepig in tow.

The others headed back to their seats, and Zack put on a pair of sunglasses and hat to avoid being recognized. Strangely, he didn’t change out of his clothes or recall his Treecko, so Milo figured that Zack’s fangirls had really bad eyesight.

Tepig’s Flame Charge knocked out Russell’s Wurmple before half the allotted five minutes had passed. Wurmple didn’t get the chance to show off any fancy maneuvers with String Shot.

A Beautifly’s Gust rendered a Shroomish’s powder-based attacks ineffective, and a Skitty accidentally knocked itself out through recoil damage when Assist unexpectedly turned into Double-Edge.

In the semifinals, Lydia faced an Aron who was fond of using Mud Slap. A quarter of her points were knocked off after Tepig was hit by a splatter of mud, but she recovered quickly by immobilizing Aron with Attract and letting an Ember finish the job.

Beautifly fended off Dustox’s poison attacks and advanced to the finals as well.

“Let’s all get hyped for our final round!” Shelley exclaimed. “Will Becky and Beautifly blow away Lydia and Tepig’s flames? Remember, whoever wins the final round will get the Rustboro Ribbon! You have five minutes to knock out your opponent or deplete as many points as you can! Without further ado, the battle starts now!”

Becky ordered a Stun Spore as soon as the clock started, which Tepig dodged. But since the Stun Spore enhanced Beautifly’s shimmering wings, Lydia still lost several points.

“Ember!” Lydia shouted.

Tepig aimed several sparks of fire at Beautifly, but a Gust attack blew them away harmlessly. Then Tepig followed up with Attract, and although Beautifly wasn’t affected the way Aron had been, it was lulled into a false sense of security and failed to counter the next onslaught of Ember.

Becky’s point bar decreased by a quarter.

“Use Absorb!” Becky yelled.

“Ember again!”

The attacks dissipated into red and green sparkles.

“Approaching the halfway mark!” Shelley warned.

“We gotta hurry up, use Flame Charge!”

“Counter with Silver Wind!”

Beautifly’s Silver Wind whipped at Tepig’s body, and he stumbled and lost the fire he’d created for Flame Charge.

“Go around!” Lydia yelled.

Tepig scrambled out of Silver Wind’s way, quickly cloaking himself in Flame Charge and zooming around the stage. Beautifly broke off Silver Wind and flew after Tepig, only to stop in confusion when its target disappeared. Tepig’s fire flashed in streaks and disappeared just as quickly, causing Becky’s point total to decrease further.

Once Beautifly was low to the ground, Tepig slammed into it.

Beautifly crumpled into a heap, and the buzzer sounded.

“ALRIGHT, SHE WON! SHE WON!” Amanda screeched so loudly that even Shelley glared at her. Minccino shook her head at her trainer’s behavior and climbed onto Diogee’s fur in an attempt to camouflage herself.

Melissa and Zack held onto Amanda’s arm to prevent her from climbing over the railing.

“Congratulations, you two!” Milo shouted.

Becky recalled Beautifly and walked off stage as the judges ushered Lydia and Tepig onto the winner’s platform.

“Bacon shall be our leader!” Scott declared. Somehow he’d gotten hold of Shelley’s microphone.

Nurse Joy and Mr. Sukizo congratulated Lydia and presented her with the Rustboro Ribbon as Shelley and Scott fought for control over the microphone.

The Contest Hall cleared out rather quickly because Mildred dug her way to the surface and felt the need to decimate a few walls in order to defend her master.

Bob Webber is actually from Phineas and Ferb (the guy who says okay and snaps his fingers in The Lake Nose Monster and Candace’s Big Day), but hey I needed another captain and he came to mind.

I don’t like Pokemon Musicals. Not nearly as fun as Contests.

Shelley is the name of the announcer in Battle of the Bands. The one with the blue streak in her hair and voiced by Olivia Olson. I checked the MML wiki. Apparently, her name was mentioned in the closed captioning.

While a Contest Hall doesn’t exist in Rustboro in the games, there was a Rustboro Contest that served as May’s introduction to contests in the anime.

Hoenn contest battles tend to be a little more like regular battles where the objective is to knock out the opponent, but with a creative twist. This isn’t the case in Sinnoh, where more emphasis is placed on execution rather than power.

Well, this concludes Rustboro! Next time, setting sail to Dewford!

#absolutely disastrous #milo murphy's law #pokemon #oras au #melissa chase #zack underwood #amanda and lydia

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noddytheornithopod · 5 years

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MML New Episode Commentary Dump

There’s a lot of them soooooo

Lady Krillers:

“You recast all the men as women? You got a greenlight.” Ugh, it’s gonna be one of THOSE episodes.

Melissa is the voice of reason of course

“I had the most horrible dream... they were making a Krillhunter movie without Tobias.” Narrowly dodged a bullet there. And it continues through the episode. Too close, guys.

Tobias is wealthy, your gag just ruined any investment I had in this. :V

“Milo’s friend girl” bleh

Melissa is joining in, so much for voice of reason.

Okay, the alien fight in the background was funny.

“Lindana” we get it, Phineas and Ferb was a thing.

That song montage... it was uncomfortable. I’m cis so I’m an oblivious weirdo, but I do think there’s a couple of things that are kinda transmisogynist in here, with stuff like the shaving and the “lol ‘she’s’ strong ‘she’ put a guy down”. Not to mention it feels so sexist in that he has to be a woman in the most conventionally feminine way possible, bah.

Tobias puts on a shitty “guy as woman” voice, of course he does.

Okay this Cavendish and Dakota subplot is so forgettable I was literally zoning out. MML, what happened?

Tobias Trollhammer is embodying male entitlement, seriously.

The whole “she’s just like a female Tobias” thing is dumb too, it feels like it casts people out to want the exact same thing but women. These reboots are always new takes, or even outright new characters. And like... that’s the issue. Tobias isn’t irrelevant, he still has a fuckton of Krillhunter movies. I’m not interested in some whiny old dude with a million dollars. :V

He’s cast as the villain, ha ha ha.

“We do what we want with no regard to plot or character or making sense to the people watching.” MML, are you lowkey admitting something? ;P

The bison thing at the end is so lame. Seriously.

Okay... Tobias is actually satisfied with being the villain, and Milo is only concerned about the sudden character change. For a rather stupid episode, this is a surprising compromise. I’m not quite sure how to feel about it, TBH? It’s better than what I expected, but I’m not sure I’m satisfied.

Still though, this episode is dumb. The end.

The Goulash Legacy:

Goulash dude is meh.

“Humans and machines had a friendly relationship.” oh, so there IS some robot uprising at some point.

That kid finding the idea ridiculous seems to be the audience surrogate. :V

“Let’s go outside and see what Dr D is up to”. THIS IS TOTALLY NOT PNF GUYS

Doof sung the Moon ice-cream song... we get it, Phineas and Fe- oh wait Doof is here in general.

Norm is back... huh. He seems irrelevant though, just another invention.

Okay, chicken-replace-inator is eh, but Doof being insistent on how it works is kinda funny.

“Did that man just kiss his chicken?” What’s wrong with showing affections to pets, Miss Chase? :V

Zack is going in to get an inator even though they always fuck up... is Jackie supposed to be here again? Seriously, this feels so OOC. No reason for it, and he’s meant to be the most cautious.

Norm seems like he’s just a gag for now. Meh.

Diogee has four feet, why do his forelimbs have human feet now instead of usual dog feet, or even dog hind feet????

Zack is really carrying the idiot ball in this episode. You deserve better, man.

Diogee has hands... okay, that actually made me laugh.

Recurring raccon isn’t dead. SIGH.

So the Goulash robot comes to life. Okay.

“Paprika!” That’s going into outright so bad it’s good territory.

Love Handel. Seriously.

And the fucking robot gets stuck in a time capsule and also comes to life and is the statue at the start. Okay then.

Yet another “meh” episode. I kinda feel like the show is trying too hard to be weird now, TBH? Also seriously, Norm feels like his character is reduced to a punchline again and Zack was an idiot.

Also... I kinda feel like they treat MML on the same level as PnF too much when it REALLY isn’t.

The Dog Who Knew Too Much

Diogee episode, huh.

Lol I wonder why the museum of sharp objects doesn’t attract families

Perry is here at the talent show. Okay then.

Oh great, Doof being a pain at home, just what I want. Also... Sara has a few clothes lying around too even if it’s mostly Doof. :v

The mum thing is now even worse with Brigitte saying Doof is Sara’s brother. Ugh.

“Why does he live here again?” Because the writers said so.

The cops are targeting Murphys. Well then. Poor Martin though.

So Perry and Diogee escape from new random dudes because Diogee ate the USB shaped like a cookie. Okay.

Doof is still mad at Perry, and he just leaves. Okay.

Oh it’s that old lady again. K.

omg the eye balls lol

And Milo returns at the end. Wow.

Another meh episode, you know how it goes. Guess if you want a proper Perry and Diogee team up you might get something out of it. But eh.

Adventure Buddies:

OH HI VANESSA, YOU ACTUALLY STILL EXIST

“You’re spending too much time alone.” Just outright say he’s fucked off for too long and forgotten about you until now. :P

Oh, Vanessa reminding Doof of Perry, hmm?

The breakup drama, it’s glorious.

Vanessa is now gone, RIP. Guess like Norm it was literally just a “hey I still exist” moment. :v

Vanessa casually walks out and says hi to Brigitte. This is so fucking weird. So she’s visited before? Okay then. I mean good that Vanessa and Norm still exist, but it feels weird they’re still really neglected.

Doof is looking for Diogee now, K.

Milo looking dreamily at Zack- oh wait it’s just him having a thing written in someone’s book he’s happy about.

Brick and Savannah on Pistachio Duty is much funnier than the majority of the stuff I’ve just watched.

Doof waving to Vanessa at the start and saying to Milo to tell her he found an adventure buddy is sweet, not gonna lie.

Doof going on an adventure with Scott. Okay then.

Zack suggests a tetanus shot. Vaccination is good, kids! Vaccinate! Don’t listen to those Walking on Water founders or Greg Cipes, vaccinate!

I was starting to be lost on the Adventure Buddies thing but... Doof misses Perry and Scott with Mildred (who are clearly presented as a couple, mind you) doesn’t help things.

And they butt heads over it, with Doof even making his own girlfriend. Ooooh.

Professor Time mention. Fun.

Doof goes back home and he goes back to being all “I’ll go where they accept me” and it’s the Murphys. Granted they’re not into him being covered in sewer water, but this episode was setting up him realising how much he misses Perry, I swear.

This episode I felt was better... but then the ending came and fucked it up. So another to the mediocre pile regardless of Vanessa and Perry moments (which again despite being nice are still “why is there so much PnF?”).

Ride Along Little Doggie:

“Late in the season when the writers are tired.” Bleh.

Milo gets Amanda a drink, heh.

“I’m nominated for most tolerant friend.” “Is that a joke?” “Don’t push me lady.” WELL THEN.

Also... Zack pulling Melissa away when she was getting feisty. Kinda shippy if you ask me. :P

Elliot is fun thankfully.

Okay, I’m kinda tired of the Zippy gag now.

The recurring raccoon appears without the annoying theme song. This is a first. :V

Don’t tell me Diogee is gonna be a fucking cop dog.

Bradley is back with the stupid plant arm for a green thumb gag. Meh.

Yep, Diogee is a cop dog.

Murphy’s Law really stopping the award lol.

Greatest perseverance, what a surprise. Also lol, she kisses Milo and before she caught him. Are they a thing now?

Where the heck did Melissa go? And why wasn’t she staying around with the Murphys, nevermind Zack?

It was okay I guess? Pretty forgettable, but I had less issues than the other episodes. Milo subplot actually wasn’t too bad, it still had quite a bit that was just average but it had a few nice moments.

#mml spoilers #milo murphy's law

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revenblue · 6 years

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Finally watched MML in English, liveblogging under the cut.

when I watched in Japanese I called the whole thing with Heinz doing the recap "inspired". now that I can understand it, I can see just how inspired it really is (far more than I'd thought), I'm love. I forgot just how much I love Heinz

he doesn't believe Cavendish about him being Professor Time ;_; (admittedly I have Opinions about that whole plotline but)

the jingle for Time Chips, omg

Cav's so willing to strip off for his celeb crush omg. and Heinz is Uncomfortable. (also, looks like "wearing underwear with your crush's face" is a thing people in Dwampyverse do :P)

yeah, accusing Melissa and Zack of dating is sure to be ship fuel

of course the diversion's Melissa's idea, that conniving little (I love her)

"stop foreshadowing" omg

Baljeet's singing is so good. such harmony (my former church choir soprano brain provided the term "descant" but uh yeah)

that jingle XD and of course Heinz's priorities are such a mess that he'd rebrand before he saves the world

Heinz thinking Diogee's an agent, beautiful~ and out of "habit" XD then again, his best friend is short and furry, it's no wonder he'd leap to that conclusion

ahh, foreshadowing with that orange soda thing ("destroying the environment" wow)

Heinz's snark at the questions about Perry, ahaha I love him

okay so "time juice" (it feels weird to hear him call it that) isn't Pizzazzium Infinionite itself, just... similar. :/

"who keeps a clock in their backpack? that's just weird" not as weird as a gd anchor, Milo

"maybe we're related"

"he's either saying he's going with you, or he regrets the impulsive mistakes of his youth" both. it's both, and the """""mistake""""" is falling in love with you, Heinz (but he loves you enough to just sigh about it sometimes)

the way the music pauses when Milo falls into the bush, that's amazing XD

Perry's hypercompetence is so damn attractive, wow *swoons* god I'm such a furry

King Pistachion's instructions to his "kids" is so great XD

that mask gag XD

"too much exposition" "yeah that's probably why your show was cancelled" ooh burn

"yeah no pressure" that's gonna come up later isn't it

Milo's dancing is so great, haha. and that scorecard gag, so perfect

ah, Dwampy, always bringing us those classy bathroom jokes

"Ducky MoGo" I mean it's a catchy name... XD (her intro's kinda underwhelming though. that's where my nitpicks are, the plot)

joking about Ferb talking, nice. and the "yes, yes it has".

"well it does kinda describe us, but it's just rude", that callback :D

"what are the odds" "better than you think" ah yes Milo shows up again

Dakota listing off animals, nice. in alphabetical order, too. also I love that beard sight gag still

"you won't let me sing the zoo song" yeah that probably got old real fast

Go Fish with hot sauce packets. er, hot sauce packet singular. it really says something that Perry's happy to go along with that idea (it's bc it's Heinz, I think)

"'careful' or 'hurry', choose one" yeah it is kinda a choice of one or the other XD

and he squished the hot sauce packet XD

cupholder joke, I love it XD

that extended view of the window with the sounds of destruction. perfect cross-language joke

"what do you usually do when things go wrong" their silence here is telling. (also, the answer? Phineas yells.)

"we have no frame of reference for that" yup

Perry beating up Pistachions to cover for Heinz, I'm love

Candace's attitude to Milo is uh... not fun

"no human being has a neck that long"

ah yes, the duck is still after Elliot, of course

"hey, sometimes Murphy's Law" can be totally helpful!" yyyyyyeah...

oh hey, a woodpecker

okay, the thinking Candace is a Pistachion thing makes that scene make a whole lot more sense

"I was talking about me. we need this guy around" oh, Candace...

"my bad" "we still need him!" I love that XD

the sitcom gags are doubly amusing with the context of the dialogue XD they were good when I watched it originally, but now? amazing. but also wtf Heinz why

"and that's why we use a cupholder"

ah yes, The Island. when I first watched this I knew it was The Island, even before the reveal

oof, Cav dealing with his hero worship not being such a hero. never fun.

Perry's just standing there though, what are you doing Perry

ugh Heinz needs a hug, Perry what are you waiting for

"I know when I'm not wanted" oh Heinz ;_;

it's... it's this bit. where Perry kinda just disappears entirely? there's no other reason for him not going after his nemesis to reassure him the way he always does.

"okay now that's environment. no wonder they banned this stuff." ah yes the callback

and Orton showing up to relate, which is... it makes sense at least? (but where the hell is Perry?)

"oh look a ukelele" Heinz why

ooh the SONG

"and there's a future self up to which I have to measure" oof

"no matter where I go, oh look, I'm already there" *Homestuck intensifies*

and the gd mid-song genre switch. with the "throwing money away" sight gag. ye gods. XD

"I forgot where I was going with this" nice going Heinz

"apparently the locals are not music fans" yeah it takes a suave semiaquatic personification of unstoppable dynamic fury to love your singing voice, Heinz :P

and the reveal of it being The Island, this'll be... yeah

oh hey, voiceover montage song from Milo

is this an Uptown Funk reference? I'm not sure, I don't keep up to date with pop music, but it looks like a reference

OH yeah, Melissa did a ton of research herself. she'd be happy with all this new data

Baljeet's totally flirting there too

...the jokes about Zack and Melissa dating are... idk. they're amusing in the moment but the premise they're built off is uh. I don't like it.

oh boy, the explanation of Murphy's Law... you know, that kinda breaks my suspension of disbelief a little. because instead of unspoken rules, it's now spoken rules with details to find inconsistencies in

"montage time!" I love him

gotta say, I do love the occasional gag of "things spontaneously catch on fire", that's always fun

"several hundred" Dakotas? looks like the 102 estimate from that episode was lowballing... or he's guesstimating

"you're gonna laugh" "probably not" I mean if you set the death montage to cheerful music...

huh, he told the truth. idk why I was expecting him to lie but I was so that's a surprise

he took it really well, which. eh, idk, I figured it'd be used for angst at some point. but apparently not.

oh so it's this SPECIFIC orange soda. also Dakota's been doing this for a while I guess

"well I'm not the environment" these two are... far too similar. Dan Povenmire's typecast himself I guess

"we're gonna need a lot of cupholders" ah yes the cupholder joke again XD

aaaaaand they're captured.

"we had to switch over to the HDMI cables" I love this joke XD

"you and what army" "that army" ahhhh. cliché but always satisfying

oh hi Isabella, showing up in the last uh ten minutes. and flirting a little with Phineas of course but eh this plot point came out of absolutely nowhere

I love how, when Heinz falls out of the thing, Perry's first reaction is to jump out after him and save him. it's a fun dynamic to bring back. also did I mention Perry's competence is attractive?

"oh, that was touching" ahaha XD

"don't mess with Doctor Zone- Doctor Zone? who's Doctor Zone?" XD

welp, giant Pistachion

oof. can really feel its dilemma. poor giant Pistachion :c

giant Pistachion redemption ;_;

"here's an adaptor we needed" XD

AAAAAAA PERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy, my heart ;_; he saved them, risking his cover, I can't ;_;

and he retreated to pet mode just in time, ugh ;_; PERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ;_;

then he leaves as soon as they're not looking and disappears from the plot

"Murphy's Law And Order" omg

loving that accurate tech support gag

blasting familiar yet not plot relevant characters so we see how bad things are. gotta keep us invested

lemon callback, nice

radioactive watermelon is a bit... out of nowhere. why is he carrying that in his backpack again? (especially when he doesn't carry a clock)

"blowtorch and some peanut butter" nice refrance

yeah, seeing everyone as a Pistachion is... not good. (tbh when I first saw this my only thought was "I hope Heinz isn't in there" bc I'm er biased)

and Heinz is fine, that's a relief. Perry musta kept him safe... speaking of which, where is Perry?

"Vanessa's dad" hm... okay this is a weird epithet but it kinda makes sense with how they'd know him, considering Ferb's crush on Vanessa...

"no, I am Professor Time, and we are not out of time until I say so!" hhhhhh I have a lot of feelings about this. it's dramatic, which is always fun, but. ugh I'm biased, I love Heinz

and the deus ex machina. which is... not quite out of nowhere, but. hhhhhh I have Opinions.

Cav's squee is adorable

nice use of the Doctor Zone theme

ah yes the letter, almost forgot about that plot point from Missing Milo

"I don't feel so good" okay that's not the dialogue but still!

nooooooo not Giant Pistachion ;_;

oh right, in this timeline Doctor Zone wasn't a thing, so Sara's shirt was blank

"wait a minute, why am I still part plant?" amazing

"we're going to be in serious trouble aren't we" yup

rip DEI

"my building! ugh. can I crash on your couch?" CALLED IT

"feel free to cross over any time" heh

oh Heinz XD "where do you guys keep the extra toilet paper? I'm asking for a friend" so either he had an "accident" or Perry had an "accident" (...it's the latter. it's gotta be the latter. Agent Pee strikes again)

#milo murphy's law #phineas and ferb #mml spoilers #i have a lot of thoughts #and a handful of biases #dwampyverse salt mine #okay it's only lightly salted but it counts >.>

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fernikart57digitalmonsters · 6 years

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Steven Universe - Digimon AU

OK. I had this idea for a whole year and I wish to tell you.

But at the end of my Steven Universe - Digimon combo. The last arc, will be a massive crossover between the 6 cartoons I’m doing for the Digimon AU. I mean: Steven Universe + Phineas And Ferb + Milo Murphy’s Law + Gravity Falls + Star Vs. The Forces Of Evil + Ducktales (2017).

These are only headcannons:

In the crossover. The characters that appear, along their digimon partners are:

Phineas And Ferb:

Phineas Flynn and P-mon (Perry)

Ferb Fletcher and Chamon (Steve)

Candace Flynn and Lopmon (Dennis)

Isabella García-Shappiro and Plotmon (Pinky)

Baljeet Tjinder and Ludomon

Buford Van Stomm and Seadramon

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz and BlackAgumon

Major Monogram and BlackGabumon

Vanessa Doofenshmirtz and BlackTailmon

Milo Murphy’s Law:

Milo Murphy and Jinxmon (Diogee)

Zack Underwood and Zubamon

Melissa Chase and Lalamon

Balthazar Cavendish and Wormmon

Vinnie Dakota and Agumon

Orton Mahlson and Gomamon

Gravity Falls:

Dipper Pines and Dracomon

Mabel Pines and Waddlemon (Waddles)

Stan Pines and DORUmon

Ford Pines and Ryudamon

Soos Ramirez and Ballistamon

Wendy Corduroy and Erismon

Star Vs. The Forces Of Evil:

Star Butterfly, Palmon and Tailmon

Marco and Jesmon

Tom and Impmon

Jackie and Palmon

Janna and BlackTailmon

Ducktales (2017)

Huey Duck and Guilmon

Dewey Duck and V-mon

Louie Duck and Terriermon

Webby Vanderquack and Lunamon

Scrooge McDuck and DORUmon

Launchpad McQuack and Sparrowmon

Donald Duck and Ganimon

Steven Universe:

Bassically every character, since the scenary takes place in Beach City.

I need to warn a thing. I can’t do this, unless I have finished all the other AU’s in the following order: Phineas And Ferb, Milo Murphy’s Law, Gravity Falls, Star Vs. The Forces Of Evil, Ducktales (2017) and Steven Universe. Also, remember, that I wish all characters bond between them, so, this could be quite long.

Things I see happening in this crossover:

Mabel and Milo being sweater buddies.

I don’t know why I keep imagining Zack and Star bonding a lot.

Obviously Mabel, Steven and Star bonding together can’t be missed.

I think it’s obvious that Dipper, Connie and Marco’s interactions can’t be missed too.

Mabel wanting to sing karaoke with Zack.

Mabel having a crush on Zack after discovering his past with the Lumberzacks.

Melissa and Jackie bonding a lot.

Melissa and Janna, because why not?

Why I have images of Webby and Melissa being best buddies?

Imagine Webby and Jackie together!

Phineas, Ferb and Peridot building things together!

Peridot angry at Milo for destroying her things.

It’s obvious that Ford and Peridot will bond.

Cavendish and Peridot bonding and being adorable.

Dakota and Lapis bonding.

It’s strange imaging Dakota and Cavendish becoming also in the “uncles” of Dipper and Mabel too?

What if Dakota and Cavendish also become into Soos’ “uncles” too?

At this rythm Dakota and Cavendish will become the uncles of everyone.

Orton also becomes the uncle of everyone.

Why I also imagine Zack and Lapis bonding?

How do you imagine a friendship between Melissa and Wendy?

Stan and Buford bonding. I wonder what could happen?

Baljeet and Ford bonding and Ford giving him some tips about stressing in school.

Do you see Baljeet and Marco bonding?

How do you imagine Star and Milo bonding?

Janna and Stan bonding.

It’s strange imagining Stan teaching Connie to fight.

Connie and Webby bonding.

Lapis and Stan bonding.

Wendy and Webby bonding can’t be missed.

Soos and Launchpad as buddies.

Ford and Huey bonding and being nerds.

Dipper and Dewey being buddies.

Stan and Louie, this can’t be missed.

Stan and Scrooge being rivals. This can’t be missed out.

Stan and Star bonding and also singing. Why I see this coming?

Stan and Dr. Doofenshmirtz discovering they’re kindred spirits and opening enough to talk each to each other and talking about how their respective dads disowned them, they feel the shadow of their respective brothers, Amethyst comes and also talks with them. Imagine Ford overhearing this and feeling bad for them.

Orton and Ford geeking out for weird things and also showing the drawings they made of everything it called the attention to them. Orton taking ideas for Dr. Zone Files.

Dakota and Stan bonding, they open enough to mention how they always do everything for Cavendish and Ford and at what leghts. Also, teaching each other boxing skills.

Cavendish and Ford bonding. They talk about how their partner and brother are in personallity and how they will do anything to prove they’re the best partners.

Milo adpoting Grunkle Stan and Grunkle Ford as his new uncles, they prefer being called “grunkles”.

Milo and Stan bonding a lot. Milo feeling confortable about Stan not critizing his Murphy’s Law. Stan giving support to Milo, like he did with Ford when they were kids. Also, I imagine them bonding with Dr. Zone and Ducktective.

Milo and Ford bonding a lot. Ford also finds kindred spirits with him, because he also has a defect (six fingers) and supporting him.

Yeah, Stan and Ford become the “grunkle” of everybody here.

Donald and Stan sharing their pains of losing their respective twins.

How do you imagine Donald and Lapis bonding?

How do you imagine Connie and Webby bonding?

How do you imagine Marco and Stan bonding?

Why I can see Ford having a rivality with Dr. Doofenshmirtz? At the beginning they didn’t get along. I can see Ford not approving some of Doofenshmirtz shenanigans, but eventually their friendship evolves and Ford becomes supportive of Doofenshmitz, saying how he reminds his twin and he becomes a brotherly figure for him.

Doofenshmirtz and Peridot bonding, because why not?

How do you imagine Phineas and Ferb bonding with Bismuth?

These are some questions I have in mind.

Headcannons:

Aesthetic:

All characters keep their original cartoon style in this crossover.

The evolutions sequences are upgraded to fit Steven Universe’s Universe.

Continuity:

I haven’t started the AU of each one, because I’m still working in some aspects. But I swear I’ll start when I have uploaded most of the concepts.

Phineas And Ferb:

Doofenshmirtz turned good and still trying to be a good person.

Perry and Doofenshmirtz’s friendship.

Milo Murphy’s Law:

??? (The series haven’t ended, by the point I’m doing this, also I haven’t even started the AU, I just gave concepts.)

Gravity Falls:

Stan no longer runs the Mystery Shack, but Soos is his succesor.

Stan and Ford’s bond has been repaired and they worry for each other a lot and they now do everything together. I mean, they came back, but stronger as ever.

Stan and Ford being afraid of doing Alphamon: Ouryuken, since the last time. (Fight with Bill)

Dipper and Wendy switched hats.

Star Vs. The Forces Of Evil:

??? (The series haven’t ended, by the point I’m doing this, also I haven’t even started the AU, I just gave concepts.)

Ducktales (2017)

??? (The series haven’t ended, by the point I’m doing this, also I haven’t even started the AU, I just gave concepts.)

Steven Universe:

??? (The series haven’t ended, by the point I’m doing this, also I haven’t even started the AU, I just gave concepts.)

Story:

The first scene that happens is: Steven, Connie, Garnet and Amethyst are aided by Grunkle Stan, DORUmon, Dakota and RustTyranomon. Dakota’s RustTyranomon dissuades an attack. So, Stan decides to punch the monster’s face and he and DORUmon jump and do a Matrix Evolution to Alphamon, knocking the monster. Connie, Amethyst and Steven are impressed, Doofenshmirtz, Janna and Louie along BlackAgumon, BlackTailmon and Terriermon think that Stan did not a bad job, but they think they can do better, so they make their partners evolve into Lilthmon and SaintGalgomon betting they can beat Stan. Stan gives Steven, Amethyst, Connie and Garnet some tips. I want that in this part Steven’s Partner (who is the lion) receives a newfound power.

In another part Peridot, Pearl and Bismuth have troubles with some Digimons and Ford appears doing an epic appearance, like the ones he makes and ask Cavendish what does he thinks. Monogram is impressed, Cav’s Wormmon considers his entrance was somewhat reckless, Ryudamon says that’s what he’s always telling Ford, Jackie thinks Ford’s entrance was cool and Huey also thinks that and asks Guilmon, he thinks the same, when they aid Pearl, Peridot and Bismuth, they ask them, who are they and they show their Digivices. Ford due his experience in other universers warns that this could only be the beginning of something.

It’s some chapters later to Steven and Connie meet: Dipper, Mabel, Star, Marco, Milo, Huey, Dewey, Louie and Phineas and Ferb.

OK. these are all the ideas I have for the moment. I hope you like this.

#digimon #digimon au #steven universe #phineas and ferb #gravity falls #star vs the forces of evil #ducktales 2017 #digimon digital monsters #digital monsters

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imaginashon · 6 years

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A quick drabble (mostly dialogue) of how Milo and Melissa met Zack on the Hogwarts Express, on their first year at the School. The actual stories I have take place when they’re all 13, but I’ll have some one-shots about Milo’s life leading up to his first day of school. This AU will have some inaccuracies with JK Rowling’s universe from her books, but that’s what AUs and parodies are for ;)

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Most of the booths on the train were either filled or contained children who were familiar with Milo’s condition. He was used to doors closing moments before he arrived, so he never took any heed and would continue onwards.

“I didn’t realize there were so many wizards and witches who went to school,” Melissa whispered in awe as she followed her best friend down the corridor. “Oh there’s a ton of us,” Milo said with a smile. “We just know how to look normal to the rest of the world. Some muggles could get hurt, scared or just treat us like freaks and experiment on us. At least that’s what Grampa used to say. He said they did it in the Great War.” “That’s horrible.” “Yeah, but you can’t blame ‘em. I’d probably be scared too if I didn’t know how to handle myself in the face of the unknown.” The eleven-year-olds continued down the corridor of booths until they finally came to one that was occupied only by a little boy and a cream-coloured cat, which was fast asleep on the racks above his head. He was quietly playing a game on his hand-held video game console, oblivious to the two peeping heads in the doorway. “Hiya!” Milo said, catching the boy’s attention. “Is this your first year at Hogwarts too?”

The dark hair child blinked a few times and nodded his head.

“D’you mind if we sit with you? There’s no more room in the other cars.”

“Sure,” Came the meek response.

Milo walked in first, his fluffy kitten in tow. The animal leaped up onto the seat and made its way across to the window, meowing as it did. Melissa followed in closely behind, excitement still in her eyes about her destination.

“I’m Milo,” Milo said, holding out his hand to the boy. “Milo Murphy.”

The boy reached out and shook his hand. “I’m Zack Underwood,” he said with a smile.

Melissa reached out next. “Melissa Chase,” she greeted. “Nice to meet you, Zack.”

“Pleasure’s mine,” Zack replied. He closed his video game and watched as the other two settled in, and then pointed up at his cat. “That’s Lucky Noodle.”

Milo picked up his kitten and held it out as he sat down across from Zack. “This is Diogee,” he said. “I got him in Diagon Alley.”

The kitten meowed loudly. Zack’s pet wiggled an ear and opened an eye, meowing in response to the kitten.

“I have a barn owl named Cuddles,” Melissa said, setting her cage next to her. “I would have brought my dad’s dalmatian, but he’s too big and Dad wants him at work with him.”

“What does he do?” Zack asked.

“He’s a firefighter!” Melissa said proudly. “The Chief, as a matter of fact.”

Zack raised his eyebrows. “You’re dad’s a muggle?”

“Yep.”

“That’s neat. Is your mom too?”

“It’s just me and my dad but yeah, he said she was too.”

“Cool, I’ve never met a Muggle-born before.” Zack leaned over. “When did you find out you were a witch?”

“When I was ten!” Melissa beamed. She pointed at Milo. “We went to the same school, but he’s always known he was a wizard. His whole family is magical!”

“My magic is sorta buggy because of Murphy’s Law, though, just a warning,” Milo said. He added, off of Zack’s confused look, “Murphy Curse. All the men in my family line have it. Means anything that can go wrong, will go wrong around me.”

As if on cue, the train jerked and the whole car jumped, sending the children bouncing into the air with yelps. Trunks, backpacks and cages crashed to the ground in every booth, and owls screeched.

Zack, having tumbled to the floor, shook some sense into his head and looked up at Milo. “Whoa,” he said, both in awe and in worry. “And you just live with it?”

Milo held out his hand and helped Zack up. “Yep,” he said.

“Don’t you ever get--” They hit another bump and went flying. Zack grabbed onto the seat as they landed again and tensed. “--Scared?” he said, beginning to get uncomfortable with the situation. “Curses are really bad. My dad says so. He works with them. He’s a curse breaker.”

Melissa gasped. “Maybe HE could break the curse on your family, Milo!” she said excitedly, bouncing in place.

Milo shook his head. “You can’t break this one, Melissa, I’ve already told you,” he said. “It’s just always been there. That’s what my dad said.”

The train bounced again. Milo pulled out three seatbelts from his backpack and gave one to the other two, keeping the third for himself. “They magically connect to the seats, so buckle in,” he said, snapping it over his waist.

Melissa happily did as she was told, although Zack did it hastily in fear of being tossed again. “This is crazy,” he said.

“You get used to it,” Melissa said, reaching over and patting his shoulder.

“You guys don’t get scared of bad stuff always happening?”

“Well, sometimes,” Milo confessed, as he scratched his scar. “But if I always got scared, I wouldn’t leave my room, and then I’d be missing out on all the good stuff life has to offer. And Magic just makes it even more amazing!”

“Where’d you get that scar?” Zack said, pointing at Milo’s forehead. “Did Murphy’s Law give it to you?”

Milo looked up at his M-shaped scar and shook his head. “No, I was born with that,” he said. “All the Murphy men have an M-shaped scar somewhere on them.” He held up his right hand. “My dad has his right here, on the palm of his hand. And my cousin has it on the opposite side of his forehead from mine. Grampa had it on the left side of his chest, and my uncle has his on his left shoulder blade.” Milo shrugged. “Dad says it means we have the Murphy Curse.”

“Were you scratchin’ it cuz it was burnin’?”

“No. I was scratchin it cuz I had an itch there.”

Zack leaned back against the seat, still tense. “I might need to think about all of this,” he said, nervously rubbing his hands together. “I kinda like to stay on the safe side of things. No offense.”

“None taken,” Milo smiled. “You’ve got the whole train ride to make up your mind!”

Melissa poked Zack in the shoulder, making him whisper “ow” and rub it. “In my honest opinion, I think you should consider spicing up your life a bit, Zack,” she said.

Zack seemed to take offense to this, and he puffed up his chest. “Who says my life isn’t spicy already?” he scoffed.

“You just said you liked staying on the safe side of things.”

“So? I know how to have fun!” Zack crossed his arms and lifted his nose in the air. “I’m not afraid to have some excitement in my life!”

“Well, you’re in luck then,” Milo said, just as the train made a nasty jerk. “I think our car just came loose from the rest of the train.”

Zack and Melissa rushed to the window and glued their faces against the glass, staring out to the end of the car. Sure enough, the train and most of the other cars were taking off without them, as theirs began to lose speed.

“What?!” Zack exclaimed, pulling on his hair. “We can’t miss the train ride! We won’t know how to get through the magical shield around Hogwarts! My parents are gonna ground me for the entire summer if I tell them I missed my first day of class--or ALL days!”

“Relax!” Melissa said, patting his back. “It ain’t all that bad!”

“How is this not bad?” Zack snapped. “We just lost the rest of the train!”

“True,” Milo agreed, “But the snack lady is on our car.”

He pointed out the door, and sure enough a little old witch was pushing a candy cart by, stopping in front of their booth while looking around in shock. She turned to the children and pointed at Milo. “You a Murphy?” she asked.

Milo beamed. “Sure am!” he said.

“Ah, that would explain it then.” She pointed her wand at her feet and two chains appeared, snapping her in place. She looked at Melissa and Zack. “You may want to get back in your seats, children,” she said with a wink. “Things are about to get a little bumpy.”

“Bumpy in a good or bad way?” Zack asked as he and Melissa did as they were told.

The old lady smiled. “My dear boy, these are the Murphys,” she said. “There’s only bumpy in an extreme way.”

“Omigosh,” Zack whimpered, throwing his hoodie over his face. “Why’d I let you sit with me?”

“Because you needed a bit of excitement in your life!” Melissa said, slapping his back.

“Whether I do or not, we still don’t know how we’re getting back to the darn train!”

Milo pulled out a book. “Life has a strange way of working out, Zack,” he said. “Also, today just happens to be a very windy sort of day outside.”

“What does that have to do with anything?” Zack said.

The car jerked once more, only this time propeling itself forward at an alarming speed on the tracks. Children throughout the car cried out in surprise, and some even cheered.

Zack and Melissa were yanked forward, and would have fallen off of their seats had they not been buckled in. Milo only sunk into his seat, eyes on his book as he turned the page. “It means younger dragons are practicing flying,” Milo replied without looking up.

Zack’s eyes widened again, only this time, not in horror. Milo looked up momentarily to see his reaction, grinned and pointed out the window. As all eyes turned towards it, a young dragon soared clumsily by, roaring like a baby lion, flapping its wings as hard as it could. Two more followed it.

“The gusts of wind from their wings are propelling us forwards fast enough that we’ll be back on the train in no time,” Milo said, going back to his book.

Zack squeaked. “Dragons?” he whispered in awe.

Milo laughed on the inside. Zack was a very anxious boy, and it may take him time to warm up to Murphy’s Law, but this was a sign that their meeting was heading in the right direction.

Now to get through the school year without losing either of them.

#imaginashon #milo murphy's law #mml #mml hogwarts au #stories #milo murphy #melissa chase #zack underwood #diogee #hogwarts #hp

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pafsins2 · 6 years

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Everything Wrong With Some Like It Yatcht

1.That title.

2.”You mean it sank?” A boat can lost in many ways, why do you jump to that way?

3.”I’ve never been on a boat that wasn’t sinking before” Wait, you mean it was sinking before you went on somehow? Because if you made it sink, then it was fine when you got on, which is the case here too.

4.”Yes, Carla” Well, this got awkward fast.

5.Frontwards window opens inwards.

6.Then said window that closed after it came it, is open in the next shot. Then it’s closed again so he can open it!

7.”Stranded on an island” cliche. A cliche Phineas and Ferb did no less!

8.”I like big boats and I cannot lie” Boo.

9.Worst Post 9/11 Airport Security ever.

10.”What does that mean” It means a high tide will hit you. Come on.

11.Hey, didn’t a big wave also carry them out in Swiss Family Phineas?

12.”A Washing Machine can’t win a beauty pageant” That’s Washing Machine-ist.

13.Who ever wrote that book didn’t want to invoke the Air Bud rule.

14.”We can buy a candy bar and a half” Haw haw.

15.Also, where’s Diogee?

EPISODE SIN TALLY: 15

SENTENCE: Watch Chipwrecked

I swear I’ll figure out why Milo eps get low sin tallies. Either way, onto to school night.

#MML Season 1 Sins #MML SINS #milo murphy's law

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smilesthroughfandoms · 7 years

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Ok but

Am I the only one who thinks a Star vs. the Forces of Evil and a Milo Murphy’s Law crossover would be the best thing ever. I mean, there’s tons of potential plot points to explore, like:

Milo and Star get along like fire and gasoline and it does not help Marco, Zack, or Melissa’s heartrates at all

Murphy’s Law somehow being responsible for Star messing up about 53% of her spells and the gang trying to put everything back to normal.

Marco being a huge nerd for Dr. Zone (like it’s a close second to Mackie Hand)

Star confusing Murphy’s Law for an Evil Wizard’s curse and her trying to fix it and MIlo and Sara telling her to just chill for a second and let them explain

Milo takes one look at Ludo and his army and like a tree falls on them or something.

Star’s spells misfiring and accidentally destroys Cavendish and Dakota’s Pistachio Cart.

Star and Marco join Milo, Melissa, and Zack on all their misadventures and vice versa

Star finding out Zack used to be in a boy band and insisting on having him perform for her (it’s through threat of a Narwhal Blast that he finally does, and Melissa gets it all on tape)

Ponyhead not hating Milo or any of them as much as she does Marco but you know she is Star’s first bestie so...

Milo, Melissa, and Zack acting as protective younger siblings to Star whenever Tom shows up (Melissa in particular will fight the demon prince if it keeps Star safe)

Kelly and Tad think Milo, Melissa, and Zack are pretty cool and they always try and hang-out when they can

Cavendish and Dakota (mostly Cavendish) thinking Star and Milo are out to sabotage their missions (and Dakota’s just trying to figure out where these’s sparkly narwhals are coming from because they are not near and ocean at all!)

Murphy’s Law and Butterfly magic either helps, hinders, or cancels the other out. It depends on the situation.

Melissa coins the Term “Murphy-Butterfly Theorem” in an attempt to explain it. BY the time 2175 role around it’s a common phrase

Only Cavendish and Dakota know how it originally started but no one believes them, and honestly they’re not sure if they believe it.

Imagine Missing Milo with Star traveling with Milo and the Pistachio Protectors and Narwhal blasting King Pistachion like “Fight me demon plant!”

And while Dakota and Cavendish both bond with them, Dakota takes a particular shine to Milo, Cavendish takes one to Star because he’s always been a fan of fantasy magic novels growing up but he won’t admit it

Likewise, Star and Milo like them both but Star subconsciously prefers Cavendish because his uptight but well-meaning attitude reminds Star unconsciously reminds Star of her mom and she thiks his mustache is “Pretty Neat”

When Toffee shows up he tips off the Burea of Time Travelers and Block sends in Brick and Savannah and Star just annilates them (Dakoat and Cavendish are not-so-secretly amused that the “Syrup-Tsunami-Shockwave is what did the two of them in)

Murphy’s Law is what helps Star break the crystal prison in Storm the Castle

One cleaved wand+Murphy’s Law=Disaster most of the time

Cavendish and Dakota helping to fight back Ludo and his Bird and Spider whenever they attack Star and Milo and their friends

Both of them being slightly concerned (read: a bit terrfied) when Star almost gets sucked into the portal in Bon Bon

“Don’t worry, Milo and Star almost get sucked into menacing portals every other week.” “That’s not reassuring!”

Sara kicking but like “How dare you attack my little brother and his friends!” and utterly dominating in a fight

Star helping to set-up MIlo and Amanda and her squee-ing like a fangirl when it finally happens

Milo, Melissa, and Zack comforting Star about the whole Jarco thing

Janna adoring Milo because she thinks it’s cool that he has a “curse” on him. He doesn’t have the heart to argue with her so he lets her believe what she wants.

Jackie and Melissa being two chill girls who are two cool for you.

Melissa swindling Ferguson and Alphonso because you knwo she would do that

Star and Marco joing Just Getting Started and each playing Keys and Drums

Zack helping Star talk to Oskar, y’know musician to musician.

Melissa getting her own pair of dimensional scissors because why not?

Heckapoo and her get along like fire and gasoline too and it worries Marco and Zack just a bit.

Milo befriending Rhombulous after he froze him in crystal

Milo doesn’t blame him and helps Rhombulous understand Murphy’s Law better

During Battle of Mewni, Star carries around Marco’s hoodie and refuses to let Moon heal a scar she got from a Murphy’s Law incident

Because that’s her favorite scar, obviously

Moon and River adoring Milo, Melissa, and Zack and Moon hopes this added experience will help Star grow as a person

They’re just shell-shocked to meet royalty

Also Milo and Sara join Marco in his little spot during Battle for Mewni and they join “La Resistence!”

Cavendish and Dakota breaking the freaking laws of fundamnetal physics and helping Melissa, Zack, and Diogee to Mewni to help fight Toffee in Battle for Mewni

Them getting they’re just in time to see River levitato-d and them pieceing together just what Toffee wants and tipping off Moon and Buff Frog

Buff Frog adoring Milo, Melissa, Zack, Cavendish, and Dakota. The babies love them and vice versa all around

Before Marco litteraly punches Toffee’s heart out, Zack breaks his neck and through the power of random bs from the backpack, Milo and Melissa put a few holes in his chest and Sarah just throws a big rock at his head

Milo, Marco, Melissa, and Zack staying on Mewni for the summer with Cavendish and Dakota being like their guardians/nannies because they can handle the chatic weirdness and let’s face it those kids need protecting

Diogee and the laser puppies get along fabulously

No one lets the laser-puppies near Milo for obvious reasons

Cavendish and Dakota quit the Burea after the Battle for Mewni to protect the kids full time and since no one knows who to trust, Cavendish says they’ve been hired to “Protect Precious Pistachios” and Block, Brick, and Savannah find that kinda suscpicious

They have pistachios on Mewni but they’re not edible. Like, you can eat them if you want but they’re to tough to chew so you either make a drink out of it or not at all. Instead it’s used in Mewni like oak wood is used hear. For like furniture and stuff.

Cavendish and Dakota are big fans of Skywynne’s chapter of the book and Father Time’s Dimension

They all still time travel because why wouldn’t they

Alertnatively, Block finds out by accident about the Murphy’s and having Brick and Savannah investigate and it turns out that Eclipsa is somehow responsible for the creation of Murphy’s Law don’t ask I can just see it.

Eclipsa goes from being a loving granny to all the kids to secretly plotting they’re demise

She loves Star and Milo and all the kids fear and admire her in equal measures but sometimes they look up to her more than they should

Cavendish and Dakota going through the Butterfly family history to help Star and the kids learn more about how to make certain histories repeat themselves

Doing this leads them to gain a respect for Eclipsa but they are intimdated by her and try to avoid her interacting with them and the kids as much as possible

Star invents a lot of Pistachio related spells like “Pistachio-Power Punch!” Cavendish and Dakota are flattered and amused.

You’ve heard of the Llama Incident? How about the Warnicorn Incident?

Cavendish and Dakota are both equally annoyed by Glossaryck. Glossaryck is neutral about them and everything (he likes Milo a lot though, like, he finds his hijinks entertaining)

The rest of the Burea (namely Brick and Savannah) try to take out the Butterfly’s and Murphy’s only for Cavendish and Dakota to drop some knowledge on their ignorant and hasty butts.

Alternatively, the Burea makes a deal with Eclipsa (again don’t ask) and it back fires and the Kids and Cavendish and Dakota have to save them.

Cavendish in particular sassing them out like “Her title is The Queen of Darkness and that didn’t clue you in?!”

Star and Milo and the rest of them (mostly Star) shipping Dakvendish

In turn, Cavendish and Dakota have they’re own little betting pool about the kids relationships, Melissa obviously helps them.

They’ll take that secret to their graves though

Milo and Star being unstoppable forces of the Universe and woe to all who challenge them.

Theirs Princess Marco and Princess Melissa... Heinous hates them both and Gemini has both their dolls.

Cavendish and Dakota being 100% done with all the lizard-monsters who try to kill the kids. They’re worried of course, bu mostly done

“How many lizard-like-monsters are after you kids?” “We have no clue but maybe more?” “Work with us here, kiddos.”

Melissa is not afraid of Rasticore or Toffee or any force of evil like fight her

This does not help anyones heart rates

When Brick and Savannah finally figure out what Cavendish and Dakota do they’re 8% impressed and 92% horrified like “This is what you two idiots do on a day to day basis?” “It’s not that bad once you get used to it.” “Get used to what, almost dying?!” “I mean if you want to look at it like that...”

Imagine a Star vs, Milo Murphy’s Law, and Phineas ‘n’ Ferb crossover

Star adores Perry

All the animals get along and the laser puppies become honary agents

Phineas and Ferb making they’re own version of Star’s wand and using it to have the best day ever.

Star and Isabella getting along swimmingly.

JUst imagine all of this for a minute and tell me it’s not glorious

Has anyone besides me thought about this?

Because I have

A lot

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