#also don't hate on my girl caitlyn she has nothing to do with this

[azurlily]

Day 7 of 31 of the yandere month May challenge. These two yanderes work together well, so they're pretty scary.

Also a reminder to everyone this is the last month you can request a specific type of reader for free. After this month it becomes commission work. Ask any questions in either DM or on my asks/requests.

Your boss has been giving you a hard time. Vi and Caitlyn hear about and are not happy, they make the night all about you.(they also deal with your boss)

Yandere!Vi and Yandere!Caitlyn Kiramman SMUT

"I dont fucking care! If it's not done by Friday, you're off the team! Got it!?"

You nodded your head, got you hate this man. He's the embodiment of everything you hate. He stands there and glares at you before turning away in anger, you hear him mumble about 'idiot' while he walks away.

Slowly you turn around, turning your head up to stop the warm water dripping down your face. You walk out, it was the end of the day and Friday is only 2 days from now. You can work on the project at home, you hope your lovers would let you pay attention. They like to distract you from work.

Once your home you realise you see two coats, two pairs of shoes, and most importantly two women in the kitchen. Upon hearing the door close both women look up, a set of grey and a set of blue eyes look at you. The hold nothing but adoration, love, happiness, and kindness. Both of your girlfriends love you so much.

So it brought them both pain when you break down crying. Tears spill down you face, warm tears, refusing to stop. Vi is the first to run to you, she picks you up and holds you. She brings you into the kitchen, her face went from one of love to one of pure disgust.

Vi always has some sort of snark, smile, or relatively happy look on her face. Of course that's only for you and Caitlyn. Now, oh right now, she's absolutely pissed, and not afraid to show it.

"Honey? What's wrong, are you okay?"

You didn't say a word, it took you a good second to finally regain the ability to properly think. You push yourself off of Vi, Vi herself had switched back to a smile. She doesn't want to frighten you, poor you.

The three of you sit down and start talking. You explain what's been going on, specifically with your boss. You know that Caitlyn has more than enough money to support you and Vi, and she's never abuse that. You just wanted to be able to do things, and having a job was the best way. Your job wasn't always this demanding, it's your boss that's the problem.

While you were talking you didn't notice the slow changes in both Vi and Caitlyn's faces. They couldn't look at you properly, not right now at least. Both girls had one goal currently, and that was to kill you boss. How dare he yell at you!? Does he not know who you are, who your lovers are? They could ruin him with a snap of their fingers.

"G-girls. I'm going to go call someone real quick."

Vi didn't say anything else and stood up. She walked into the bedroom and called Jinx. The two have been having a good relationship so far. Their bond growing stronger, and therapy is helping too. While you sat on the couch and let Caitlyn coddle you, Vi was calling her sister for a favor.

"Hey, hey yeah. Yeah I need a favor, someone hasn't been all to kind to [name] I was wondering if you could deal with him. No- no I don't care what happens to him. Kill him if you want, just make him understand not to hurt her. Yeah, yeah I'll give you his info in a second."

Caitlyn had so many ideas stewing in her mind, how dare he. How dare your moronic, disgusting, disrespectful boss, EVER yell at you. Men like him need to be put down, maybe cut their balls off, like you would a dog or a cat. Teach him a lesson, he obviously doesn't see a goddess when it's in front of him.

Vi walks in with a smile, she had a good- great idea. You poor thing, you've been hurt so badly by your boss. You need all the love and care both of your very willing girlfriends can provide.

Vi sneaks over to Caitlyn with a smirk, whispering her plan into her ear. An equally devious smirk appears on Caitlyns face. Oh this, this is going to be fun, very fun. Caitlyn smiles sweetly at you, she gives you the smile that tells you many things. That she loves you, that she adores you, that she'd kill for you, that she want to fuck you so hard it hurts.

You assumed the latter was her choice.

"Sweetie, why don't you go undress in the bedroom, hm? Vi and I will be there soon, we're just going to grab a few toys."

Caitlyn stands up and give you a small peck on the lips before leaving with Vi. To large smirks on their face as they walk away. Their entire plan is to fuck you so raw you can't go to work, then when you do, your boss(if he's even alive) will have a whole new personality.

You walk to the bedroom, your face burning. Other parts of your body started to burn too, burn with need, with want. You didn't realise how pent up you were until now, god this was frustrating for you. You know your lovers, they love to tease.

After about ten minutes Caitlyn and Vi walk in. Vi has her boxers on, she also has a belt with a harness attached to it. The entire thing makes it look like thin, black(stylish) suspenders. Caitlyn though, oh she's wearing baby blue lingere. It looks so soft and pretty, you want to tear it off her, so very badly.

"You look so cute princess! I'm glad you were smart enough to only wear a bra and panties, if you wore anything else, well I would more than likely tear it!"

Vi always sounds so enthusiastic right before sex, you know it's her way of showing her interest. It's just scary sometimes, I mean the look on her face and the way she's talking are two very, very different things. She sounds happy, sweet, and kind, she looks like she wants to fuck you in front of hundreds of people and let them call you dirty things for her amusement.

"Mhm. Indeed, our beautiful little wife has learned, finally. I'm glad I dont need to worry about Vi destroying all your clothes anymore. Now, how about you lay back for us."

It wasn't a request, no instead it was a command. Caitlyn runs a tight ship, and you've learned bratting off only fucks you over further into the future. Not that it matters, you find it fun. You tilt your head and ask her to make you. A smile- dark, a dark smile finds it's way to her face. Caitlyn walks to you, she gently grabs a handful of your hair and pulls. A warning, she's warning you.

You know, you know all about her warnings. First a hair pull, then she'll bite your neck softly, lastly she grab you by the throat. Not roughly, but not soft either. You look up at her with faux innocence, you tilt you head in an attempt to feign innocence. You hear a deep growl from behind you, Vi. She's getting impatient.

Vi is the easier one to please out of the two, she just wants to make you scream. That's isn't hard to do, you just have to hit the right spots.

"I advise you to listen to Caitlyn, just because this night is about you doesn't mean we wont remind you how to listen. Dont test."

You decide it's best to save the brat for another day, you know their doing this to make you feel good. You told them everything, you're not surprised they had this cooked up. You nod slowly, you watch Caitlyn pull back, only for her to push you onto the bed. You lay back, spreading your legs and moving your arms above your head.

You know how they like it. You watch Caitlyn move and sit in a chair, it has gold trimmings and is a satin red. Vi smirks, this is how it goes. From now on, the words 'Vi' and 'Caitlyn' don't exist. It's daddy, and mistress. Honorifics, the things you call them by as a reminder of how they own you.

You watch Vi pull something from a box she had with her. A bright red, 8 inch long strap on. She looks between you and the strap, she sees the reaction on your face. Nothing but pure horny bliss, that's what she likes to see. If she saw that you were scared, she would have used a smaller one. One that would better fit you and your interests.

Vi attaches the strap to her, that's what the harness is for after all. She takes a few steps to you, she puts gets on the bed, her hips cornering you. You lay spread out, and she lays on top of you, look down. She takes your hands and cuffs them together, she. The harness has a belt attached to it, the cuffs were attached to the belt. Vi grins, she loves seeing you helpless, seeing that you need her.

You look over to Caitlyn, she's staring you both intently. She wants to see who will react first, if you say something, or will you meekly open your legs and let Vi have her fun. Caitlyn shakes with anticipation, making herself wetter than before. At some point Vi cant take it anymore, she grabs one of your legs and puts it over her shoulder. She dips the straps tip into you, nothing more, just the tip. She wants to see you shake, shake in pleasure, in pain, she wants to see all of it.

You jump and shake at the sudden intrusion, you body feels amazing and Vi just looks at you. She watches you twitch and shake as she slowly slips in and out ofr your pussy. She wants to see every reaction, every movement. Vi can't get enough of seeing you like this, she needs it, she becomes feral thinking about all the things she's going to do to you. Her pace quickened, hips starting to jam closer and closer to your. She needs this, badly.

Caitlyn watches you two with intense excitement. She loves seeing you like this, and it wasn't like she isn't getting any please out of this two. She had put a bullet vibrator in Vi, and she had a vibrator on herself too. She has the controls to Vis and hers, she turns Vis up by 1 and watches her shake. Caitlyn can see just how much shes getting off on this, and it makes her shiver thinking about it.

"Vi honey, if you want to cum at any point tonight, you're going to have to make our darling scream. I want to hear it loud and clear. Got that?"

"Mm, y-yes ma'am. Make her scream so I can c-cum."

Vi is absolutely losing it right not, her hips keep slamming into yours. No matter how many times you shake and spasm, your entire body is under her control. Vi on the other hand is under Caitlyns control, she knows Vi is chasing her oragsm, and hell get it. As long as Caitlyn gets to hear you scream. Vis thrusts get more and more manic, she's shaking, helping you into your orgasm, while chasing her own. God she needs it, so badly.

Your breath starts to shake more, you and Vi had changed positions a while ago, you are on your back and Vi has you holding onto her for dear life. You start scratching down Vis back, be it the pain of pleasure, you can take if anymore. You start crying and mumbling incoherently, you don't know what you're saying, and neither do Vi or Caitlyn. All that matter is you being absolutely destroyed, and you look oh so close.

"Vi, baby, I want you both to cum with me. Hold on just a bit longer babe, and Vi, I'll turn the vibe up."

You didn't know if you could hold on, it just felt so, so good. How the hell are you going to hold back like this!? At this rate you'll start breaking rules, one of those being don't cum unless given permission. You start hitting Vis back, hoping she slows down. You need her to or you wont last any longer, although you know Vi isn't going to listen. Even if you could talk properly, which you cannot.

"Fuck- cum! Both you of y-you, fuck!"

Permission, that's what you needed, and finally you were given it. Your body convulses against Vis, who does the exact same. You to shake and rock against eachother. Slowly you both come down from your highs. Caitlyn turns the bullet Vibrator off and turns hers off too. Vi slowly pulls out of you, she sees your freshly fucked face and almost laughs. You look so cute, all dumb like this.

"You both did so well for me, but now. Vi honey, please move. It's my turn to torture [name] body, and I intend to work thoroughly.

You look at her in your blissed out state, you should have known. Both if them want your body, they just like to take it in different ways.

#wlw #lesbian #arcane #arcane caitlyn #arcane vi #vi x reader #vi #caitlyn kiramman #caitlyn kiramman x reader #yandere month challenge #yandere vi #yandere caitlyn kiramman

[liv4mj]

Playing Dangerous

Caitlyn x fem!reader | she / her pronouns

[ based off Lana Del Rey's song ]

Caitlyn knew you, or at least knew of you. The pretty girl who always waved to her while you walked down the street, a sweet smile before she's back to business patrolling the main grounds of Piltover. She always kinda had a thing for you, the way your hair falls so perfectly on your features, and the way you ‘discreetly’ leave her snacks or drinks with cute little notes of encouragement. Nothing ever too bold, the most you ever did was ‘ to the pretty officer who pollutes the streets, and my mind ;) ‘, everything else was fairly motivational, something she can look forward to. She's seen you walking a lot whether you were alone, with someone, you name it she's seen it. Not on purpose…. mainly. She would be lying if she said she didn't change her schedule around to see you, and as unprofessional as it is, she gets jealous whenever she sees you with someone romantically. It always ends in less than a week, but something inside her wants you all for herself, wants to protect you. She subconsciously looks for you on patrols, looks for your sweet, gentle face, the face that drives her absolutely insane.

Weeks go by, feelings grow, but interactions always stay slim. As much as she hates to admit it, her mind has been preoccupied recently with a new case she picked up on the undercity and their new terrorist, just freely roaming around. The night of Progress Day was anything but quiet, but also extremely grueling. Progress day is finally coming to a close, but nothing could prepare her for the next hour and a half of her life. She knew where you were, you were popular, people invited you out to drink and have fun, she wasn't worried until she saw the blinding red and orange flash out of the corner of her eye.

Everything went silent, her ears ringing as her body stayed frozen, eyes wide in disbelief. The explosion was too close to you for her own comfort. Dropping everything she was even planning on doing, all she could think about was you. It's always you. Everything she does is for you whether she realizes it or not. Pushing and shoving to get to the ‘car’ , something the police save for emergencies only, mainly because the whole concept is still a work in progress . The drive was quick and speedy, the wind blowing the hair out of her face as she raced down. Piltover. The screams of the citizens were ghastly. The closer she got, the more her face burned a crimson red. Snapped out of her trance, a wave of relief rushed over her body. The fire crew already had the bulk of it and had you under their arm. She stopped the car and brought out her ‘famous’ notepad and walked over to the scene, trying to hide her frantic eyes. To you, it sounded like they were all speaking in some foreign language, zoning out constantly. You didn't even realize the loss of the firemans arm around your shoulder as Caitlyn approached you. “..hey” “Hey!” Caitlyn's voice boomed slightly, trying to grab your attention from your wandering mind. “Are you okay? What happened?” Your heart practically pounds out of your chest as panic takes over your body. Shaking you look up at Caitlyn before blurting out “ I.. I don't know. I was just walking out. I swear it just… happened. I swear I don't know anything!” Your watering eyes and shaking voice was almost enough to break Caitlyn's heart right then and there. She sighs lightly before grabbing your shoulder, almost like she is trying to ground you before stating “ I know it wasn't you, just….. Come with me for a ride, yeah? We’ll talk this out there.” You nod your head slowly, smiling at her slightly, your expression fades as she reaches for her handcuffs. Your eyes grow wide. “ Do you really have to put those tight handcuffs on?” She grabs your hands softly behind your back, “It’s just our policy. We have to follow it. You aren't in any trouble.” Looking at you with the kindest eyes, the eyes that could calm you down in ‘any’ situation. “...kay” you whisper before getting in the back of the cop car.

The two of you sat in silence as she waited patiently for you to gather yourself. About ten minutes, you finally relax and say, “ y’know you can ask me anything you want.” Obviously trying to break the science . Caitlyn chuckles before repeating “Anything?” “Anything!” You reassure her. She hums to herself softly before saying “Well in ‘that’ case, do you have a girl? I don't see a ring on your finger.” Her question made you chuckle a ‘lil “Why no, i don’t Ms. Kiramman" "Well that’s interesting. Have you ever thought of dating an officer?” You laugh “Are you seriously flirting with me after i almost got blown up?” She smiled, “I mean, hey, you did say, and I quote ‘y’know you can ask me anything you want.’ “ You fake gasp “woowwww using my own words against me? I see how it is.” You and Cait snicker at the lame flirty-banter before slowly quieting down, tension filling the car, air becoming thick with desire. No words have to be said, Caitlyn pounds on the gas driving to her house. The brakes of the car screech as she pulls next to her house, stumbling out the driver's seat and racing to the back. She swings her arm over to undo your seatbelt, suddenly turning you around to uncuff you. Your eyes met hers, and her expression was like a hungry animal. All she can mumble is “ I was gonna take us upstairs, but I don't think I can wait that long.” You barely have time to process what is happening before she plunges down onto you, your fingers waving their way into her hair. She pushes you back further in the seat as she crawls in and slams the door.

“Playing Dangerous, huh Caitlyn?”

#caitlyn x reader #caitlyn arcane #arcane #caitlyn kiramman

[salty-dracon]

genshin impact 4.0, or as i like to call it, fantasy tears of themis ft. lifeweaver overwatch/kale vandelay hfr/mael stronghart tgaac/idk but people are drawing him with that specific kind of face and i love it

liveblog begins now

Get Out Of India And Get Your Ass To France!

People can find my previous liveblog and livetweets for what I think of the Sumeru section. I thought it was great, I loved the heist scene, but *grumbles in desi* you know how one of the most popular (and thirsted after) characters in the west right now is a DARK SKINNED INDIAN SPIDERMAN-

Paimon lore...she got tired, fell in a whirlpool, and got sucked out to sea...

sus.

... Niagara Falls...... somehow geographically across from a desert.... which also ends in a big cliff...

welcome to fontaine. literally just french for "fountain". Looks like any steampunk city but with more blue and stars. God I miss Arcane: A League of Legends story.

Neuvilette. That's the Mael Stronghart looking guy's name.

Lyney and Lynette. They're uh. little guys

we're just normal men.

CAITLYN KIRAMANN ARCANE?!

... Is this Fischl's VA? Has the same smug aura. Also, why are her eyes two different colors? Is she tainted by the Abyss or a Schneznayan puppet or something?

I'm not writing all that down Furina but I don't fuck with celebrities. I only fuck with gods.

She's so grand I hate it.

Tears of Themis 🤝 Genshin Impact Fontaine

I'm too poor and ugly for this shit

FIGHTING GODS?! BITCH I'VE GOT A RESUME

..... what the fuck is happening in this place. first god wants to beat me up, then god wants to battle me in court ace attorney - er, tears of themis style, while the rabble are saying that god-slayer traveler's DUEL would be boring while a COURT battle would be more exciting..... and now there are weird laws

that's not called being absolved of sin that's called climate change

why would you build boats that function like subway trains on giant aqueducts when you could just... make bridges with... okay I guess depending on how you do it, having aqueducts instead of roads could be pretty fast in a world without cars

How many little siblings does this guy HAVE

How many dragons is that now? There was Dvalin, Durin, Ahzdaha, the one Raiden killed, and now the Hydro one. Was there a Dendro one?

You'd think that a HYDRO city would have some kind of STEAM POWER

I love cute engineer girls! Damn, she's just an NPC.

... wh. YOU'RE A GOD OF WATER IN A STEAMPUNK CITY JUST USE HYDRO POWER TURBINES

nothing like getting the Italian mafia to beat up the French mafia

sorry to this guy who has now voiced characters in two games where his fantastic voice work is badly complimented by piss poor lip sync (swank from rain code)

Oh shit are we going to ace attorney childe? that would be really funny. he'd be such an ace attorney witness too

traveler: childe, why are you in fontaine?

childe: depression arc

So these little humanoid dog creatures are "Melusine".

Friends with benefits (the benefits are knowing all their siblings and also theater tickets)

There he is. Mr. Justice man.

Neuvilette: I think she wants you to look at her.

Paimon: Yeah, sure...

Furina: Hehehe~

Traveler: *holds up middle finger at Furina*

Oh he's literally Mael Stronghart

Lyney's VA is pulling out all the stops for this stage magician cutscene

A "bang" right in the middle of a magic show?? For sure we're going to be Ace Attorneying this chapter.

OH YEAH. OH YEAH THATS A CLEAR CASE OF SOMEONE USING STAGE MAGIC TO MURDER LIKE IN DRV3 OR AA6

Paimon puts on Groucho Goggles while quoting Sherlock Holmes. Fun...

Waiting for Rosa Tears of Themis to get isekaid to this universe with a random boy. Because I like Rosa and she's cute. And never alone.

So Lyney's rope was replaced with a flammable one. That explains the murder method, But how did Lyney switch places with Carrow, and where did Halsey disappear to?

Navia, a mob boss. Or a detective. Not sure which.

There's honestly no way they didn't take at least a LITTLE inspiration from Arcane because that's the only steampunk setting I can think of where little furry guys are common. Pookas are in Odin Sphere, but that story isn't exactly steampunk... Well, it is. And supposedly Neuvilette is the only male one.

That's how the trick itself was performed. The audience member basically got put on a giant rotating, moving elevator. So in the middle of it, someone must have hijacked the trick. They forced Halsey out and Cowell in, then escaped with Halsey.

... Lyney didn't hear the thud? How? Why?!

THEY'RE FATUI?!

It literally is the most Ace Attorney sort of thing to ask the judge for a brief recess and then talk with your client who immediately admits to being a Russian spy whose excuse for not being present during a murder scene was that he was doing spy things

yeah I was thinking, it had to be someone from the crew. how else do you tamper with the random number generator and the rope? but the real question is how did he become a victim of his own scene after the fact?

what

this is entirely out of left field. they should have gotten one of the tears of themis writers on this one.

girl your drink was spiked

yeah that was what I was thinking too. the disappeared people are being dissolved and ending up in the fountain somehow

oceanid!

aether: bye pretty oceanid! I'll find your lover for you- OH GOD THERE'S ROBOTS

... Did they honestly watch Arcane and get nothing from it? Looks like they tried to recreate Zaun and missed the fact that Zaun isn't run by women in big hats

girl...

I'm just bored throughout this entire investigation segment and then I learn that the Italian Mafia got arrested for water crimes

We're unwatering the water crimes

I was also wondering if vacher was the one who murdered the oceanid. yeah it was. and looks like we hunted down the mastermind of one piece of the murder plot

sometimes I fear that the gimmick for AA7's prosecutor will be a robot and this is why. at least we get to see the guy go ham again

Oh yeah that guy's girlfriend is in the place where all water flows to, Doyha District the fountain.

... Imagine you're a baliff, and you're at court, and the defendant wants to see his wife who has dissolved into a fountain, and the chief justice helps him, and so the chief justice takes him to the fountain, and then five minutes later the chief justice comes back and says he stuck his face in the fountain and drowned

[monsterhospital]

for some reason i've been seeing people getting angry at vi ?? for not talking jinx down before she could shoot the bomb ? and i just wanted to bring up this post:

like, yeah, of course you know exactly what vi needed to say in order to save jinx. of course you, the viewer know how to repair their sisterly relationship, and you want to reach through the screen and shake vi and tell her what to do. you also knew that the the war was reaching a peaceful resolution as jinx pulled the trigger, that things could have ended happily if everyone had taken a moment to talk things through.

this is the point !! this is a tragedy! and not only that, this is a prequel to league of legends, a game in which piltover and zaun are at war, a game in which vi and jinx are estranged and hate each other. (or so i've been told by my friend who plays.) there was never even a chance of a peaceful resolution, vi and jinx have been doomed all along, the same can be said about the fates of piltover and zaun.

and, of course, vi is far from a perfect character. she's traumatized, she's grappling with the person jinx has become, she's spent her entire adult life in prison ! of course she's not going to know exactly what to say! and thank god she doesn't, characters need flaws and they need to make mistakes, or else there will be no story at all. so, yeah, it's easy to watch arcane as a spectator from the comfort of your home and think "it's so simple! why don't they just talk it out? vi is a dunce!" you're on the outside, you're seeing everything happen from above. from vi's perspective, from jinx's perspective, from caitlin's perspective, it was all unpreventable.

because arcane is a tragedy. it's gonna be tragic.

#wow okay this was not supposed to be an entire essay but #i got sooo mad at people for talking shit about vi #its a TRAGEDY a TRAGEDY #its supposed to end this way! there was a never another way it could have gone!! #also don't hate on my girl caitlyn she has nothing to do with this #arcane netflix #arcane #arcane: league of legends #arcane spoilers #vi arcane #jinx arcane #vi and jinx #arcane meta

[purplerose244]

Me telling my boyfriend stuff about the Arcane LoL series Part 2

Here's the first one

Since I had fun writing the other, people seemed to have fun reading it and I had a pretty long phone call with my BF yesterdat about the following three episodes of Arcane that keeps being amazing... WHY THE HECK NOT 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

Here goes! 😊

***

Me: Do you remember where we were at?

Boyfriend: Yeah I'm good, no need for recap

Me: Well now there is a time skip of a few years and the new episode takes place at an Expo like situation in Piltover called Day of Progress

Boyfriend: ...

Boyfriend: That's a stupid name

***

(Cue him stating that it is a stupid name every time I mention it 😂)

***

Me: First time Jinx!

Boyfriend: Baby!

Me: No no, she's like a teen now I think?

Boyfriend:

Boyfriend: Grown up baby!

***

Me: She kinda freaks the freak out when she sees this girl with pink hair, so one thing led to another and... she kills her

Boyfriend: What

Boyfriend: But

Boyfriend: Murder is illegal

Me:

Me: WHAT

Me: IN THE LOL UNIVERSE TOO

Boyfriend: YE

Me: OMG

Boyfriend: I KNOW

***

(yeah we act dumb like that 😅)

***

Me: Are there, like, tiny fluffy creatures into the League of Legends universe? I saw one walking around, very adorable

Boyfriend: ?

Boyfriend: You know Heimerdinger already

Me: No no, smaller and white-

Boyfriend: AAHH

Boyfriend: THEY PUT THE POROS

Boyfriend: THE TONGUE

Me: THE TONGUE

Me: I WANT ONE

Boyfriend: THEY EXPLODE INTO MORE POROS IF YOU GIVE THEM TOO MANY COOKIES

Me: I WANT ONE HARDER

Me: Viktor almost hit one with a laser

Boyfriend:

Boyfriend: HOW DARE HE

***

Me: Jayce and Viktor want to present their new invention at the speech given to the people of Piltover but professor Heimerdinger is against it since it doesn't seem safe

Boyfriend: Doesn't he remember what happened last time he asked Jayce not to do something?

Me: You don't have all the facts

Boyfriend: Which are?

Me: He actually listens this time

Boyfriend: *surprised pikachu noises*

***

Boyfriend: I know nothing about these new episodes except that there is one very nice gay shit scene happening apparently?

Me: Eheheh

Me: One?

Boyfriend:

Boyfriend: WELL OKAY

***

Me: Basically to show that she's worthy of being in Silco's team Jinx decides to make a building explode

Boyfriend: Yeah that sounds like something Jinx would do

Me: Also she's having the occasional PTSD hitting hard and probable schizophrenic moments along the way

Boyfriend:

Boyfriend: Yeah that sounds like something Jinx would have

***

Me: Caitlyn goes to the prison to speak with the witness of the latest crime, only to discover he got his jaw smashed during an assault

Me: From another prisoner

Me: Who seems to hate the people of that gang

Boyfriend:

Me:

Boyfriend(laughs): Well gee, I think I might have a theory on this one

***

Me: Vi is so cool

Boyfriend: Vi is so cool

Me: Blah blah look at my robot arm

Me: Blah blah you've never learned patience

Me: WHO NEEDS PATIENCE WHEN YOU'RE FREAKING VI

***

Me: Ah, she also calls Caitlyn cupcake!

Boyfriend: Lol actually in the game Caitlyn has a move where she puts a cupcake onto a bear trap on the ground

Boyfriend: I doubt it's a reference

Boyfriend:

Boyfriend: I'm taking it as a reference

***

Me:

Boyfriend:

Me:

Boyfriend: ... you found out about Viktor bein-

Me(crying): YES I FOUND OUT ABOUT VIKTOR BEING TERMINALLY ILL AND YOU FREAKING KNEW IT

Boyfriend: What did you expec-

Me(crying): HOW COULD YOU

Boyfriend: Everyone knows in the fand-

Me(crying): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

***

Me: Heimerdinger is forced to retire

Boyfriend: Nooooooo

Me: Huh

Me: I expected a bigger reaction

Boyfriend: I like him and I'm sad for him... but when I used to play he was kind of a pain to be against with so yeah, we kinda have bad history him and me

Boyfriend:

Boyfriend: Poor professor Fluffy though

Me: Poor professor Fluffy indeed

***

Me: So Viktor decides to get help and goes back to that one dude he knew from his childhood, one that studied mutations

Boyfriend: ... mutations?

Me: Ye?

Boyfriend: The guy's bald?

Me: Ye?

Boyfriend: One white eye?

Me: Ye?

Boyfriend(inhales): Oh boy, here he comes.

Me: ... ye?

#arcane is so good #having a blast #bf's happy I'm liking it #he really likes riot's animation choices #so anyway #lol #arcane league of legends #league of legend #arcane #arcane spoilers #spoilers #arcane lol

[porcelaintoybox23]

Four issues I had with Arcane

(Because obviously everyone cares what I think /j)

1. Art and animation. 10/10. I only give it a 9/10 because of the overuse of slow-mo. Seriously, it's only impactful when used sparingly. I don't need the fight scene between Deckard and the kids in slow-mo.

2. The characters I give a 8/10. I took off a point because of Vi. I feel that they sacrificed a lot of her character for a ship. She was locked in a prison for years and it's outright stated that she was beaten regularly. She needs more trauma around that and enforcers who she has good reason to hate. She's only vaguely antagonistic to Caitlyn, and has a "romantic" bond appear in all of three days. Girl was ready to go to war with Piltover and was jailed by an enforcer and....nothing? Okay...

Another point off is the black characters. Whoo boy. Sky was fridged. Ekko has barely any development, which I hope they'll fix next season. Mel got better over time, but something doesn't sit well with me by having a black woman be shady and corrupt and a sex buddy with Jayce. Also the way she treated Viktor…

I hated Ambessa. I don't like seeing a black woman who has a more natural hair style be depicted as violent, muscular, aggressive, dressed in black in comparison to her daughter(dressed in white, more feminine) who lives in the more "civilized" city. She's overtly sexual and sexual aggressive to the white twink. I get that many of you are slobbering over a buff woman but it still doesn’t make it any less problematic. I couldn’t explain why she made me so uncomfortable but @siryouarebeingmocked put it into words.

3. The relationships. 7/10

Vicait: I have complained enough.

JayMel: unnecessary but still made more sense than vicait.

Ekko and Jinx: if they had shown them interacting the way Vi and Ekko did, I could see it. Beautiful scene that didn’t hit as hard as it could have.

4. Caitlyn and her gun (no score)

This was a wasted moment that should have been saved. They destroyed the true impact of Caitlyn giving up her gun for Vi for ship bait. They could’ve worked out a different way to get Vi and Cait to the slums.

Imagine how great this moment would have been if we had seen their relationship build up over a season or two. If Vi was given time to heal from her trauma. (Admittedly I find that dumb since uh ACAB and Piltover legitimately sucks). Have their adventure through this season last longer. Have that trust truly earned so that this moment is poignant. I love shipping, but shipping will never be my priority over a good story. Yes there can be mediocre queer love stories, god knows there are a million straight ones, but I'm not giving credit where there is none due. I'm not asking for 15+ seasons and a translation error, just more time at least in show.

Arcane is a great show, with some hiccups, but I'm looking forward to season 2. It's also great evidence of what happens when you give creatives the resources and time to do their craft. This show is lovingly created, except for the Imagine Dragons insert but we still live under a capitalist system. I won't fault them for that.

#would you believe that I’m a communications major? #I leave all my grammar and punctuation mistakes here #arcane netflix #arcane meta #i think? #caitlyn kiramman #ekko arcane #ambessa medarda #mel medarda #arcane #vi #imagine if the avengers budget was given to animated movies? #like all animated media #we could have so many into the spiderverses

[taurusicorn2400]

can you write a caitvi spies au where vi is tasked some random mission at this masquerade ball and gay panics when she sees caitlyn, daughter to the hosts, only to figure out the entire ball was a distraction so they can instead kill cait cuz the bitches in disguise don't want the kiramman legacy to continue

Rich folks and Violence

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Ok, so I just saw you put masquerade ball right after I finsijed writing this because I didn't notice it when I first read the ask, so I'm sorry about that BUT THERE ARE MASKS IN THIS JIST NOT HOW YOU THINK IT IS. ANYWAYS IM SORRY ABOUR THAT SOMETIMES I READ THINFS AND MY BRAIM TAKES OUT SOWM WORDS BUT EVERYTHIGN ELSE YOU AKSED FOR SHOULD STILL BE HERE OK BYE PLEASE ENJOY

"Do I have to do this? Seems kinda lame."

Vi's boss sighs. He should've figured the pink haired girl would be stubborn about this assignment, having to be around rich people and all. He knows about the girl's….aversion to rich people, which is weird because technically Vi is rich herself seeing as she's a highly paid spy, but whatever. Childhood trauma or something probably made her like that.

"Yes. You have to. Look, you don't have to talk to nobody. Just make sure you look nice, and that nothing suspicious happens to the girl," The boss slides Vi the file of the girl she's protecting over to her. "Don't have to speak to her or anyone there, shit you can just eat the food the whole time for all I care. Just as long as she lives throughout the night."

Vi takes the file, flipping through it and skimming the words on the pages. "The food better change my life or I'm coming back to haunt your ass."

"I know you will. Now, Do the job and do it-"

The pink haired girl stands from her seat, ready to take a nap. "And do it good, I know, you say that every time."

"Well someone has to remind you."

Vi flips her boss off before leaving his office. She makes her way out the building as well, making sure to remember to stop by her favorite fast food place on the way home. If she's going to be spending her weekend around snooty people, she needs a good meal beforehand.

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Vi hates this. She hates it so much. Here she is on a Saturday night, stuck in a suit and tie, which by the way felt like it was choking her, trying to make sure nothing suspicious happened to the girl she's watching out for. Whichsucks because this is a three day thing and the girl wasn't even there the day before so the pink haired girl had to be around these people until two am for no reason. And it seemed like it was about to happen again. She is pissed and she hates it here.

At least the food was good, as promised. And the drinks. Not that she could drink a lot seeing as she has to be in her right frame of mind to do her job right, but from the glass or two she had, helped her not randomly punch a rich dude in the face. It didn't help her bladder, though. Well OK, it was most likely the glasses of grape juice she knocked back that made her have to pee, but Vi will never admit that. Anyways, the spy pushed herself off the wall she placed herself on, and went to find a bathroom.

On her way there she bumped into someone, almost making them spill their drink. When Vi caught her balance, she went to spew her annoyance because she's just frustrated by this day and almost falling was the last straw, but when her eyes landed on who she bumped into, all words and thoughts left her. Which makes sense seeing as the person was quite beautiful, wearing a dress that seemed to shimmer when light hits it.

"Oh, I am quite sorry about that. I wasn't looking where I was going."

Vi, dumb in the head, thought that this girl's voice was just as beautiful as her face. "Uh, yeah."

"Are you alright? Oh my, did I accidentally hit your head? I'm so sorry."

The girl freaking out made Vi's brain cells come back. "No no, you didn't hit my head. It's just that, I've been here all day and I have yet to meet anyone as gorgeous as you." And apparently flirty Violet is here. Damn bitch, couldn't wait until you were off the clock?

The girl dips her head to hide her blush at the compliment. "Well, aren't you just a charmer?"

"Only for very pretty girls." The pink haired girl grins.

"Now I know you're taking the piss with me."

"I swear I'm not. I really do think you are very beautiful."

The girl stares at Vi, with calculating eyes. She's trying to see if the pink haired girl is just messing with her, or being truthful. After a moment or two, the girl must have seen what she was looking for, as she graavs and lifts Vi's hand up to her lips, placing a kiss on it. It's Violet's turn to blush now.

"Then I must say, I think you are the beautiful one here," the girl smiles, showing that she had a bit of a gap in between her top teeth. That just made Vi's heart flutter even more. "May I acquire the name of the dashing lady who I bumped into?"

"Violet, but I p-prefer Vi."

"Vi, I quite like saying that. Perhaps you'll make me say it a lot more."

Vi had to swallow hard to make sure she didn't let out an embarrassing sound. She was not used to a girl keeping up or surpassing her flirting capabilities and the girl in front of her is doing both. But she won't admit that. "Well, I look forward to hearing you, Ms?" Ah yes, because she doesn't know who she's flirting with, flirt first, name later is how Vi operates.

"Caitlyn."

And that's when it hits Vi like a train. She's flirting with the same person she's supposed to be protecting. She should've know, seeing as the girl looked familiar in the first place. It didn't click because she barely glanced at the provided photo in that file she merely skimmed. Dumbass. 

Caitlyn noticed the pause, looking at the pink haired girl. She noticed the recognition in Vi's eyes. She pulls her hand away for the other girl's, as her shoulders become tense. "Oh, I guess you figured out who I am. I'll leave you alone if that's what you'd like."

But that isn't what Vi wants. Quite the opposite actually. She grabs Caitlyn's hand, keeping her from leaving. "It ain't that, I swear. It's just that…. Well for one I thought you'd be snootier than and I'm supposed to be keeping you safe."

"Keeping me sa-god did my mother hire you? I told her I can take care of myself at this event."

"I don't know who hires us, just who we're hired to protect." And sometimes kill but Caitlyn doesn't need to know about that part. 

"Still. I guess I can see why this would be rather awkward. I can still leave you alone-"

"No!" Vi cuts off the blue haired girl. "I mean, no, uh, I don't want that. I still would like to talk to you. And hey, what better way to make sure you're safe than being in your bed?"

Caitlyn licked her lips, a small smirk appearing on her face. "True. What are we waiting for? You have a lot of protecting to do."

Except, that won't be happening. It won't be happening because suddenly an loud boom sound came from the main area where people resided, followed by some screams. This, of course, catches the two girls attention causing them to see what the ruckus was about. Once they made it, they saw there was a giant hole blown into the side of the vuling where this even was being held. Bodies from those too close to the blast were seen on the floor, unmoving, presumably dead. Other people were too busy running for their lives. Figures, woth their faces covered with sothing that looked like gas masks, stood at the entrice of the giant hole, holding guns. Caitlyn sucked in a large breath.

"We have to get out of here. Now."

"I couldn't agree more." Vi takes the blue haired girl's hand and ran to a nearby exit. "Jesus, who were those people? And why was their enterence so damn dramatic?"

"Those are the people you are keeping me safe from."

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[gettin-bi-bi-bi]

it's more of a question to Max or Wes as they're trans men but if Maddie has some advice i'll be happy to read it :) how to know if i'm a trans guy? coz i feel like i kinda want to be a boy but i don't dislike being a girl and i think of myself as a girl and it's lowkey hard to even imagine myself not being a girl. also i like how i look (i am feminine) and kinda don't feel an overwhelming need to change it

(same trans-questioning anon) also i'm actually really scared that i'm transgender because here in poland people and the government are really fuckin queerphobic, and even in a normal country being bi and trans would be hard, but here it would probably be living hell :///

hi nonnie ! this is a bit complicated. there are a few different things that i want to say. but i do want to begin upfront and say that no one can know what your gender is but you. there isn’t one way to be trans or one narrative we all have to fulfill. everybody is different. 

now, i want to propose a few things for you to consider and see if it fits for you:

1. maybe you’re nonbinary? you don’t necessarily need to choose between being a Boy or a Girl. here’s a really great blog post with some different terms and concepts around nonbinary gender identities if you haven’t considered it yet: https://genderqueerid.com/gq-terms 

2. maybe you are a trans guy, but it is difficult for you to consider yourself as that because you’re not ready yet, and/or scared of the transphobia that you may face. i know i personally dealt with this a lot, especially when i was much younger and first starting to question my gender (middle-high school, which is teenage years in the usa). conceptualizing myself as male made things too real so i didn’t for a long time. and definitely right after i started coming out, i would still misgender myself for a while in my own head because i had already spent 20 years of my life seeing myself in that way and also because it was “safer”. but the more i got it right and the more i heard my friends gender me correctly made me realize that felt so much better than just being okay with being a girl. and i’m still pretty feminine - in fact i still wear a lot of the same clothes i used to, i still play around with make-up sometimes, being feminine isn’t something that you necessarily have to feel at odds with or anything. and you don’t have to hate your body or want to change how you look to be a trans guy (this is also true if you’re nonbinary of course). all that matters is: does this new identity feel More You and More Comfortable than the gender assigned to you at birth? then that’s probably your identity or at least worth experimenting within yourself and maybe a small group of friends that you trust to really see. 

3. maybe you’re not trans. i hate mentioning this because every transphobic gatekeeper is always going to be like “You Are Not Trans Because XYZ” but i think it is something to keep in mind because there is nothing wrong with being cisgender and questioning your gender. maybe there are other things going on that are kind of connected that’s bringing this up and it’s safer to question your gender then consider that right now. i don’t know. i feel like that’s a very Psychoanalytical(TM) way of viewing that and honestly i don’t really believe it that much lmfao but i do think it’s helpful especially for trans people - the more that you might move towards thinking of yourself as trans, using different pronouns, etc. the question “am i cisgender?” becomes more and more obviously wrong. i mean you might even have had that reaction as you read this - you might have been nodding along to 1 & 2 and being like yeah maybe and then the thought of not being trans made you a little upset. that can definitely be a sign too ! 

anyways this is very long but i do want to say that as an american i don’t really know what it’s like for trans people in poland. i totally understand your worries. and no matter what you should always prioritize your safety. only go as far as you feel comfortable and safe in when exploring your gender. and know that at any time in your life you can return to these thoughts. i didn’t starting transitioning for real until i was 20, almost 21, and that is still really young for transitioning. regardless of how you feel about her caitlyn jenner (parent of the kardashian sisters) didn’t begin her transition until age 66. in my work i know a therapist who works a lot with our local trans community and she has mentioned to me that she’s had a client who was 72 when they began their transition. while of course i hope all trans people can live the majority of their lives as themselves, i also understand that there is a lot to keep us closeted. anyways i hope this isn’t too depressing i just know that i am very privileged to be where i am today and also that a lot of trans people (or people questioning their gender) can feel very pressured to transition as young as possible when the reality is that there is no rush. transitioning young doesn’t make anyone more valid than other trans people who may have done so later. everyone is in a different situation and has a different journey. take your time and know that you will get to a place where you feel comfortable with your gender identity regardless of what it is. :)

Wes

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