#also fuck lemons

[bumblingbabooshka]

TUVOKTOBER Day 2: Lunch Break [Interrupted]

#tuvoktober #bea art tag #1000% directly inspired by that post about how Tuvok should eat tupperwear salad like a teacher #It's so true!! He literally WAS a teacher !!! #he's listening to monks chanting - his favorite music bc he's a gd freak #It's SO his favorite that Neelix knows about it. I really wanna know how he knows. #Probably 'he just asked him' but funnier: They went on an away mission and he had monk chanting playing the whole time #Neelix: (internal) This is fucking hell on earth (positive spin) At least I know his favorite music! #Everyone whose been in an older relative's car as they blast choir music (the car is always SO hot) understands #it's torture but also it's kind of comforting??? it always makes me want to got to sleep #Tuvok seems like he eats salad without dressing (maybe a light drizzle of like lemon or vinegar on top) and looks down on people #who do otherwise <3 annooooying <3 #Janeway: (early in their knowing each other) Can I join you~? I'm also having a salad! #<- did this specifically to try & bond with him #Tuvok: -gazes pointedly at how much dressing she put on it- I could hardly tell.

[starredfishing]

i miss these big heroes...all six of em...

#big hero 6 #pixar #gogo tomago #hiro hamada #baymax #honey lemon #tadashi hamada #starry draws #sorry tadashi looks a little funky slfkjdsf #also sorry abt mochi the cat SDLKFJSFJDS he looks highhhh #also i googled it honey is only 6'2 with the heels fucked up make her taller #ive been staring at shiyoon kim's bh6 chara design like OURUURUGHGHG #sorry i went to san fransokyo in disneyland and now im not normal LSDKFJFJ

[lemon-wedges]

SNoodle (Snotacon doodle)

#hal emmerich #otacon #Solid Snake #otasune #the art of a lemon wedge #if ur wondering why im suddenly drawing only shirtless dudes #its because im trying to improve my anatomy #but also know that if you see these two specific guys hanging out #that they have just fucked #:|

[babygirltangerine]

#i'll smash my fucking head through a train windshield* #to get back to you bro #hard to get decent screenshots but do you see my vision #tangerine being annoyed with lemon but also doing anything and everything to get back to him #makes me emotional every time #tangerine #lemon #tangerine and lemon #bullet train #screencaps #tangerine bullet train #lemon bullet train #meta

[ramshackledtrickster]

Wow another adult animated show headed by people who don’t know jack shit about the medium and then calls animation inferior and throws their artists under the bus and calls the audience stupid for watching animated media and thinking the only thing worthwhile about adult animation is making it gross and shocking and going “this isn’t like your Saturday morning cartoons haha you fucking idiot” while actually good animated shows with some level of maturity and respect for their audience gets axed left and right

Disappointed but not surprised in the slightest

#looking at you Velma HBOMax #I couldn’t even finish the first episode it’s just so unfunny and poorly written #saw that gag abt adult animation floating around and it really grinds my gears so I made this post yeah #also I went into the show expecting a dark satire but it didn’t even deliver on the good satire part 90% of it is just #‘isn’t this trope stupid’ and doing it #there are deeper issues I have with this show but the animation angle is easier to post about I think #also woke up to the news of Dead End Paranormal Park getting axed #and thinking back to how Hbo max did Infinity Train #it’s just rubbing lemon juice and pouring salt over a wound y know #also can we get people who respect animation to head animated projects instead of this trend please… #same thing happened with Housebroken where the writers kept demanding last minute changes because they don’t understand that #you can’t ‘reshoot’ scenes in animation like you would live action #just treat your artists with some fucking respect it’s not that hard

[mokuba]

shirts that go hard: savanaclaw edition

#lemon doodles #twst #twisted wonderland #ruggie bucchi #leona kingscholar #jack howl #savanaclaw #i’m sorry abt my handwriting i sketched this in a frenzy #twitter handle is also in signature!! #ruggie blocks out leona’s shirt but it says ‘if you heard anything bad about me believe all that shit and leave me the fuck alone’ #rly encompasses his Essence

[thelemonsnek]

visuals i made for a real actual paper i wrote for my sociology class that my professor will be reading

[image ids: the first image is a black and white drawing of Ingo and Emmet, from some time after Ingo disappeared. They both look neutrally forwards. Ingo is bedraggled per usual in Hisui, and Emmet looks tired. To either side of them are triangles emphasizing what shape their goatee is.

The second image is a photo of a salt and pepper shaker. The Submas Sideburns are drawn on top of them.

The third image is an edit of Shrek. He gestures at Donkey, saying, "submas fandom is like onions. submas fandom has layers, onions have layers... you get it? we both have layers."

The final image is an edit of the Marge potato meme. She holds Ingo and Emmet up, saying "I just think they're neat!" End id]

#lemon yemon #subway boss ingo #subway boss emmet #submas #fucking thrilled at how this paper came out #its about subcultures :) and how could i do anything but choose the submas fandom #im so sad i couldnt include more fanart in my visuals #(all credited ofc i cite my sources) #if i had more time to do it id have *such* a long section for symbols #just bc id give a bunch of examples for every symbol i mentioned #id also 100% do an analysis on ao3 fics so i could make a super fancy graphs that charts generally how popular the fandom was #at any specific point in time #so i can know with certainty if the fandom is growing or shrinking (which is a question i had to answer in the paper) #ofc it wouldnt be perfect bc sometimes people just have more or less time to write but yk still interesting !! #also i thought of saltmas like. a week ago. whodathunk itd come in handy for my sociology class

[bengallemon]

Specific other detail I noticed that killed me instantly: when siffrin starts making their wish at the favour tree the text changes slightly to be more... white? Slightly glowy? Either this is most likely them using wish craft without realising

#lemon time #isat spoilers #in stars and time #side note: sif would be fucking TERRIFIED of trying to wish or hope for anything just in case he uses wish craft again #that and also. according to the qa. the sweet smell is wish craft (im assuming the burnt sugar specifically is time craft) #they are NOT going to be able to go near anything that smells that sweet again

[jasontoddssuper]

One of my all time favorite trope's is 'tomboy and girly girl but not pick mes,they're best friends who bounce off and support eachother in both wholesome and chaotic ways'

#that shit FUCKS SO HARDDDDDD #abigail lincoln #kuki sanban #reggie abbott #esther hopkins #momo yaoyorozu #jirou kyouka #cassie sandsmark #cissie king jones #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #also the way no riordanverse girls fit this😭😭😭😭😭oh well at least there's my self-insert for it and their friendships with the tomboys #honey lemon #gogo tomago #luz noceda #willow park #orihime inoue #tatsuki arisawa #fluttershy #rainbow dash #this also applies to me and one of my irl bestie's!!! #me and h #💌 #tomboy #femme #letters from summer

[babygirltangerine]

#the phrasing of he's not a monster is making me insane right now #he's not a monster he only cut once #he's not a monster he didn't brutally dismember her #(we did that though) #(we're monsters) #also lemon's reaction to tangerine telling him about the arm thing. they're both still disturbed by it #and tangerine takes this guilt and turns it into 'well we succeeded. we're professionals. we can't fuck up again. but we're professionals' #its an interesting coping mechanism #and it also kind of explains why he's so fragile. and why his understanding of himself as a pro is so important to him #while its such a precarious identity for him #tangerine and lemon #bullet train #tangerine #lemon #meta #maybe

[jellyaibo]

totally very original non-inspired object ocs that are NOT inspired by artists/bands/songs/albums i like ermmmmmm

#osc #object oc #tagging everything fuck it #frank zappa #lemon demon #spirit phone #pleasantries #tiny heart's core #nelward #insane clown posse #the great milenko #jack stauber #hilo #nate.art #i might make more whenever i feel like it #(also sadly they dont have names yet srry LOL)

[anotherpapercut]

I have always known Neil Cicierega as Neil Slice of Pizza the guy who created potter puppet pals so finding out that he's also Lemon Demon who created Two Trucks has been one of the wildest shifts in my brain over the past few years

#i literally have not seen anyone call him slice of pizza in fucking years and was beginning to think i made that shit up #til i found someone on reddit reference it once lmfao #wndrwll is also like. one of my all time favorite things on the internet just in general ever #so i always was just like yeah the wndrwll guy. i had never seen lemon demon mentioned in conjunction with his name on youtube i guess???? #i feel like i should have noticed this at some point but i didnt realize til like 2 years ago when i googled lemon demon #i was like THATS THAT GUY????

[hottestcockontheblock]

bullet train gave me fucking brain rot, okay, just bear with me and sorry if anyone has done this before but fuck it.

ladybug is actually so fucking proficient

he says it's bad luck, because of his newfound desire to not kill people or try not to (and I truly think it all, therapy, choosing to try not to kill people, just snatch and grab jobs, all came to a head when Lemon shot him, for several reason that were briefly touched on in the movie but, whatever, that's another post) but he is SCARILY proficient.

Here's my headcanon and explanation why he ends up killing people EVEN WHEN trying not to, EVEN WHEN he pauses to talk them out of it, which is really just asking them if they REALLY wanna fight cause he KNOWS how it'll end, and if he doesn't win....he's sorta resigned to it. Anyway.

My entire family consists of skilled fighters that have been fighting their entire life.

So I KNOW after years - and ladybug has been in this business for a LONG time - a fight, and navigating a fight, just becomes another one of your senses, it is so natural your body and mind just DO

Every instance he gets the high ground because he's so practiced, even being out for a little while for normal jobs, even while being clumsy, even with his so called bad luck.

If he hadnt been trying to ACTIVELY not kill them, based just on intuition from years of practice, he would have killed them before they even had a chance to kill him.

If he hadnt disliked guns, they wouldn't have even gotten close to him.

He's vigilant, and quick, and innovative--when he closed the door on tangerines arm, when he baited hornet, talking her into grabbing the antidote, then QUICKLY grabbed it from her and used it on himself, even before when he injected her with the poison.

When Lemon shot him in the flashback, he just reacted with exasperation because he had been shot before, probably multiple times from his reaction to it.

He's made out to be a lot less formidable than he actually is, and the reason he comes across that way is because of his nonchalance and resignation to the situation at hand and the resignation leads to him being goofy and clumsy and careless in the moment.

And he has so much resignation because of his years of experience, and the shit he's been through, much like The Elder.

He couldve killed Hornet when he had the briefcase above her, and chose to give her a chance by talking to her, he couldve killed lemon in the beginning when he was sitting in front of him, and gave another chance by talking to him.

He killed the Wolf, accident and instinct, he killedtangerine mortally wounded tangerine.

And all of these are highly skilled killers.

The skill it took to throw a knife that clean, that precisely, from over 6 feet away on a fast moving train, while crouching, and hit the target in the heart with enough depth he sunk immediately, and not hurt lemon at all in the process? Even lemon was surprised.

Bad luck, or is it just a resignation to kill, instinct, and extreme proficiency.

Bad luck or just not caring because he's been in this business for so long, left it, just to return and realize, fuck, he really didn't miss this chaos.

Bad luck or muscle memory?

No, Ladybug is one of the most proficient hitmen on that train and I wonder how ruthless he used to be before he decided to become a new man.

And he also just has really good luck, who the fuck survives a train splitting and crashing like that? The fuck.

#hes si interestinf #and such a dumbass #also tangerine and ladybug are fucking because tangerine survived #you cant figut ke on this #he survived he survived #thank yew #bullet train #tangerine #ladybug #ladybug x tangerine #ladybug x reader #lemon #the hornet #the elder #yuichi usagi #maria beetle #and ladybug is also a top #tangerine is a fucking brat #just saying #rocking n cocking

[ruthlesslistener]

Had to show off the cake I made for my birthday yesterday! It's vanilla with buttercream lemon frosting and a scoop of sour cherry preserves on top. The frosting was admittedly pretty runny because I was in a hurry to get it frosted in time, but I don't mind too much because it still tastes just as good anyways

#i used fresh lemon and while very tart its also very good #fuck i love baking #baking #food #cake

[davidtennantpussytulpa]

why are donuts bad now. am i insane or has anyone else not had a good donut in years

#theyre all so bready now….. why the fuck does it taste like im eating a piece of shitty white bread why isnt it a fucking. cakey pastry #also the fucking foul ‘lemon’ and ‘raspberry’ goop they are passing off for filling that shit is DISGUSTING #sighhhh…… DONUTS I MISS YOU 😖😖💔💔 #krispy kreme is still good but like. when i want a fun ~different~ or local donut….