#also funny story

[kaijukebox]

Michael x gerry x martin x jon 4 way hug?? If not is kay ^^

Your mind 👀 thank you for the request!!

I also think they should all be allowed to hang out 👉👈

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Today’s Reference

#bros I’m just slapping colors down and through a color gradient and calling it goooood #also I am so tired I really hope this turned out… #the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #jon sims #martin blackwood #gerard keay #gerry keay #michael shelley #michael distortion #also funny story #I tried to draw another eye on Gerry’s belt but it wasn’t working out to ‘eye’ got out there instead #y’all get the drift…. #also…I’m claiming this is as more sp’eye’ral content. #themgayelfboiz #inbox #100hugs2023 #hug 53/100

[slamongflobo]

sustober day 19: shisui (+itachi)

#shisui uchiha #uchiha shisui #itachi uchiha #uchiha itachi #shisui #itachi #happy birthday shisui #naruto fanart #sustober #also funny story #i accidentally sent this to my mom … #and she immediately texted me “whose birthday??”💀💀 #helpff

[kame-dori]

For example, if it weren't for me, you wouldn't be able to differentiate between the moon and the sun.

#diadop #jjba diavolo #diavolo #vinegar doppio #jjba #jojo no kimyō na bōken #jojo's bizzare adventure #my art #click read more for the timelapse φ(゜▽゜*)♪ #also funny story #i didnt intend on making this piece in relation with the song #it just sorta happened #i realized right before i started rendering lolol #but yeah good song. go listen

[styleslouis]

cellbit and roier adventures in méxico

#cellbit #roier #cellboier #cellbit do us a solid and post more pics pls #also funny story #i was rewatching roier's vod #from mooonths ago #when they started building the el chavo place in qsmp #and qroier saying he wants to be dona florinda so bad #and wondering oh who will be his professor girafales #hdjshdjshdjs #my stuff* #qsmp #ish???

[myfandomjournal]

Just remembered that a long time ago my Dad bought me a copy of the book version The Hobbit, for some reason I wasn’t interested originally and threw it into my bookshelf, but I’m excited to finally be starting it today!! It’s the first thing related to lotr and Tolkien that I’ll ever be reading (I haven’t watched the movies either!)

#I have such a weird relationship with the stuff my dad gets me #like it’ll start off with me being totally disinterested and then like a few years down the line #I’ll finally actually get into the thing and I’ll be ‘wtf this is the SHIT’ #it already happened with final fantasy I’m sure it will happen again with this #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #lotr the hobbit #also funny story #my mom absolutely hates lotr because she’s not big on fantasy at all #and when my dad first watched the hobbit movie with her in college #she fell asleep in the theatre LMAOOO #opinion

[weldnas]

miss youuuu my favourite capricorn how are you?? 🥺

Hiiii Habibi!! I miss you more <3333

I just got home from work an hour ago, but I did have 2h of my last shift off so I can watch the game (Morocco vs Peru) and it was more stressful than my actual job!!?? But I live. How are you???

#im in a phase when i can't hold a proper conversation on the phone #ghfhghf my best friend had to call my other friend who she knew was with me during the weekedn #to talk to me #alsooo did you get any card #planning on dropping one this weekend #i hava it ready just need tim 😌😌 #also funny story #i was talking to my friends at work and one of them is a capricorn just like me #and they were saying how capricorn and aquaruis can"t get on with each other????? #and my only point of reference when it comes to signs is my experiences of smtg i notice somewhere #so i was telling them about how i have a friend who's a aquaruis and it's perfectlyy fiine #and they said no we're talking about serious romanctic relationship #and like i have an argument #i have a whole case study #but i can't bring it up without coming out as a larrie #and like i do love both of these people so far but still early #hhhhhh i have another fun story #im giving you a full update in the tags #one of them is a fan of harry but not on sm much so she's not really hooked up on any side of the fandom #she likes his music #buys into most of his public relationship #think he def isn't just straight #and is also on her n1 celebrity hall pass #which i get #so we always banter back and forth #her telling me how much she wants harry styles and me telling her how much i dont want to hear it because she's my mother #all in fun #yesterday forst thing she tells me after saying hi #is dw i m not gonna be bringing up harry styles ever again he just sinked into the the bottom of my celeb fuck list #because of the pic with emreat

[quiffle]

The average male height is 5'9". So 6'2" is tall

Heard it here first folks

I’m above average (only in height)

#ask #anon #also funny story #I went on a date with a guy once who was 5’9 and he was adamant I was a giant because in all fairness he was a bit shorter than me #and he kept being like “I’m average height you’re just huge you tree #he was also the first person who awoke things in me but that’s another story #anyway I love short guys so line up

[teamunee]

Something for a dtiys on ig of @bluebescuits OC :3

No snek ver.

#art #illustration #digital art #drawing #painting #digital painting #dtiys art #dtiys entry #clip studio paint #i used a bunch of stuff o never touched before like symmetry tool and mesh transform it was so cool will def try more stuff out :0 #also funny story #my intuos pro tablet pen died and this dtiys has a tablet pen as a prize #i wasn’t gonna join for the tablet but now ig I am lol

[simplysketchin]

Rewatching Fruits Basket. Fingers crossed I can actually make it to and through the third season without crying myself out 😭

Toru is just such a sweetheart I can't

#art #sketch #pencil #pencil art #amateur art #fanart #fruits basket #toru honda #also funny story #my friend who is literally toru works with kids and one of them is obsessed with cars and calls adults by the name their kind of car #she also happens to have a honda #i feel like the world is trying to tell her something

[toomanyfandomnames]

3, 14, 18 for the ask game??

3. Umm id say the ferry I was on when I went to a water park

14. Rainy. Especially when I'm outside because all the mud makes it feel like everything is on your body and chik chik tbh.

18. Best shoe size. Idek. But like maybe 7.

#askies #what can i tag you as #also funny story #i got shoes #which were a size bigger #thinking that my foot would grow #byt sadly it did not #and now i have to walk with shoes a size bigger

[kartsstuffig]

it beckons

#have i posted this before #oh well #homestuck #my artwork #art #shitpost art #listening to the music before reading is wild #i'm sitting there reading the comments on black like #how does it go from shitting on desks to wtv that is #also funny story #the night i started reading homestuck i had SHIIIIITTT sleep #like waking up periodically feeling restless #so i made a joke about 'homestuck ruined the quality of my sleep' #for context a few days or so earlier my dad tested positive for covid (only took 4 years) #so i kinda look it up for curiosity's sake #it turns out #covid can also cause insomnia #inarguably less funny but still #shrugs #scurries away

[imveryrandomplzleave]

I’m literally about to cry because I have to reset my computer to give it to my aunt.

#don’t get me wrong it’s a shitty PC. it went through three of my family members before I even got it. but still. I have had this thing. #for at least 3 years. #it carried me through covid. #this was my baby. #maybe I’m just autistic. #surely that’s it #me talking #anyways I’m sad #it’ll be fine but I’m sad #ALSO FUNNY STORY #I hate giving this aunt technology. not because I have anything against her! #i love her #dearly. she’s awesome. #my mother gave away both the Wii and the Wii U to her and I am still pissed about it. #I love Nintendo shit and I know damn well her family doesn’t play them #so they aren’t getting enrichment from them

[hyuckonia]

deuce fucking dies dot jpg

bonus:

old man breaks back laughing at lame joke too hard 😂😂😂😔

#its funny guys get it its deez NUTS hahahah HAHAHA its funny get it guys its so funny and relevant guys guys where are you goi #jumpscare: white boy #i dont have a funny story for when i doing this one but a bug flew in my dollar store minion cup of water so that was Hashtag Sad #I just wanted to draw that bonus but I do thnk deuce knows the joke and cried himself to sleep that night #twisted wonderland #twst #fanart #memes #meme #ace trappola #deuce spade #grim #twst grim #twst yuu #lilia vanrouge #lilia tells sebek to try the joke on malleus later. malleus doesnt get it. silver tells him how crude that joke is #sebek also cries himself to sleep that night #hyuckscraps

[catpriciousmarjara]

Every single day I'm grateful for that time I stumbled on the SVSSS headcanon that while Bingqiu is considered highkey confusing and lowkey cringe in the demon realm, Moshang is known as the Power Couple™. They're the demonic love story. The 'It Couple'.

Just generations of demons sighing over the dramatic and bloody love story of the Northern King and his right hand man plus spymaster, yearning for one of their own filled with such glorious violence and betrayal! A classic childhood friends to lovers narrative filled with ups and downs and copious murder and gore! Love at first sight! The story of the loyal spy who rose up the ranks of the brutal Northern Court, culling his competition while providing vital intel to his liege, all the while infiltrating the most powerful cultivation sect in the world and eventually even becoming a Peak Lord! The slow burn of all slow burns! All kinds of spicy complicated power imbalances! Sexy, unexpected age gaps! Years of heavy plot! Decades of passionate courting! The pinnacle of inter-species forbidden romance! The tale of a man who swore eternal loyalty after falling violently in love at the very first meeting, calling a mere Prince His King in his desire and determination to see his beloved's ascension to the throne that was his birthright, and the Demon Prince who was unexpectedly presented with fierce loyalty in a life that had until then been rife with treachery and grabbed it with both hands and never looked back!

...and there's Junshan and the weird human he keeps around. Somewhat interesting if you're into that teacher-student thing I guess. There were very few deaths. Some bland murders. The trial arc and the self destruct thing plus corpse hoarding was interesting but overall very vanilla. Unseasoned. Not even a proper decade of drama. Kinda boring. And Junshan's half human so they're like Walmart version inter-species romance. But whatever the Emperor's into I guess. His dad was kinda weird too but at least his relationship with that human woman had some kick to it. The new generation just doesn't appreciate a long drawn out painful romance tsk tsk...

Like infinitely grateful to whoever first spawned that headcanon. Never fails to make me laugh. Honestly the most hilarious thing I've ever seen in this fandom. Hope your pillow is always cold and you never stub your toe.

#Also equally funny is how Bingqiu is the peak of romance in the human realm ala Resentment of Chunshan #And any human who heard of Moshang's story would be horrified but also very intrigued by the clusterfuck #Moshang is probably the equivalent of Hannigram across Jianghu #minus the cannibalism #scratch that there was probably cannibalism there somewhere #Shang Qinghua #Mobei Jun #Moshang #Luo Binghe #Shen Qingqiu #Shen Yuan #Bingqiu #Scum Villain's Self Saving System #SVSSS #Renzha Fanpai Zijiu Xitong #RZFZX #Canon Moshang is wild so I know in-universe fanon Moshang is wilder

[planefood]

warriored cats

#art #digital art #warrior cats #theres something so funny to me abt a hairless bluestar #if there was any cat id happily accept as being hairless in the story as a silly hc it would be her #I know she obviously isn't but idk its silly #imagine hairless stormtail as a bonus too #also I know a lot of people draw firestar as short furred but I kinda like the fluffy interpretation cause it reminds me more of flames

[nerdpoe]

Danny, upon realizing that ecto can be used to shape his body per how he perceives it, is very quick to invent a small handheld device that can manipulate that and turn it on others.

Then he opens up shop on the internet.

If someone puts in their info and name, and a place to meet them, he'll use his powers and tour the world to visit them.

And then use modified ecto to help them shapeshift their body to their desired gender.

That's right.

For the small price of like, whatever is in someone's pocket (gum, a weird penny, maybe a fastfood run on the way to the meet location), the hero Phantom is offering free transition shapeshifting. No surgery, no pain, no drugs.

Possible side effects include levitation, seeing the dead, hiccup(ing fire), speaking Ghostspeak, possible claws and fangs, glowing eyes, super strength, super speed, sonic blasts from mouth, pointed ears, electronic interference, and being hunted by a government entity.

All side effects except the claws, fangs, pointed ears, glowing eyes, and being hunted by a government entity will disappear after two weeks.

Everyone but Danny is surprised by how many Trans people find this a steal of a deal.

Hunted by the government? Pffffff. Just a fuckin Tuesday then.

Tim Drake-Wayne, Alysia Yeoh, and Cullen Row agree to meet up with this guy to see if he's legitimate. No other reason. No sir. Not at all.

(They all get their gender affirming Shapeshift and are very fucking pleased that there will be no more shots in the future for any of them)

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #gender affirming shapeshifting #trans tim drake #trans cullen row #trans alysia yeoh #like two of those people are canonically trans #but i will have one trans tim drake as well #maybe also a trans jason #but i think it'd be a funny headcanon if the pits fucking fixed that #got thrown in a mindless zombie #and once he calmed down realized oh #thats a penis #huh #theres a comic about it i love it #trans danny phantom #danny using this as an excuse to go on a world trip with dani #telling his parents he's taking a gap year at vlad's expense