#also giving birth

[camilleflyingrotten]

The last centaurs, Aziraphale and Crowley, and their little foal Orion 💛

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #orion #centaurs #centaur #centaur au #centaurs aren’t gendered when they’re foals #they’ll decide who they want to be while growing up #so Orion can go by any pronouns for now #also the dog name is Pantoufle #procreate #digital art #fanart #my art #I have no idea how horse anatomy works I’m super sorry #I was too lazy to check for refs 💀 #pregnancy #giving birth

[phoenixcatch7]

Dp x dc twin au where Danny and Damian were in fact conjoined/siamese twins, but the most dangerous type - one head, two bodies.

Their early removal from talia being because their shape would not have allowed for natural birth, they were written off but talia begged for the chance to send them off in the lazarus pit.

By some bizarre miracle, before she turned to leave, two small bodies bobbed to the surface - identical in every way, except for the eyes. The previous blue eyes now split in two, one left, one right, and the new eyes, pit created, a bright green.

She took her child, her two children, and together, they survived.

Being removed prematurely, their early years were tough, but soon they blossomed into promising heirs for the league. In sync with every step, the closest of brothers, the league was certain the old fairy tale of twins being telepathic had been granted by the pit that separated them, the remnants of being born as one mind, one brain, one skull.

But then Danny had to flee, and leave his other half behind. Stretched by distance for the first time, the bond grew thin and stretched, and Damian grieved his brother as dead. When he started being sent on public missions, he hid his distinctive heterochromia, choosing the green in memory of the pit that had given him and his brother life.

Danny, hiding his pit aura in the ocean's worth that was Amity park, took to blue, the colour that he and Damian were born with.

Damian moves to Gotham, and continues to mourn his brother as dead, right until one day when he is twelve, when he learns what the death of your other half truly feels like.

-

Their reunion is a thing of family legend. Violence runs hot in both bloodlines, ghosts are highly emotional and prone to fighting a the drop of a hat for bonding, playing, testing, every reason under the green sun. Their training and play often consisted of friendly spars, competitive spars, furious spars, venting spars. Both have been exposed to unhealthy amounts of ecto since before their birth.

There is a long, long minute of staring, before they rip themselves away and lunge at each other like wolves.

The bat family are horrified by their brutally efficient youngest suddenly barreling towards a clone (?) and trying to claw his throat open with his bare hands while openly sobbing.

It ends with them wrapped around each other crying into the others shoulder as their minds finally meet again and relax from the painful stretch for the first time in years.

But nobody else has any idea what to do.

#Idk I just really like slightly codependent twins #Talia and ras had to put so much work in to prevent them from developing separation anxiety like dogs from the same litter #Also I like Damian thinking Danny is dead until he very abruptly finds out he is now via soul mate agony. Someone did a fic with that idea #It was really good. Let's dial it up to eleven #Danny and Damian having different eye colour and it being the fault of Damian's extra exposure to the pit is awesome too #But I wanted to see if there was a way they could both have the same eyes. Well. Close enough. #Same eyes + twin telepathy + the birth complications people like to give Danny = siamese twins #Also the portal accident happens two years early so there's that #I can't decide whether I want the first meeting to be alive Danny or dead Phantom #Or whether it be a summoning or something #I just need Damian and Danny to lay eyes on each other and immediately go feral #They still don't want to share a room though #dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dcxdp #danny and damian are twins #twins #twin au #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dc x dp prompt #dc x dp crossover #It's not like telepathy it's more if one twin has seen it so has the other #It's not conscious on their part. They don't choose to share things usually. It's been that way since they were born. #That's what they think twins are for the longest time until talia realises and explains #Ras genuinely thinks Danny died because of how devastated Damian was and how he stopped knowing things he shouldn't #1k

[bruqh]

siobhan soooooo so so brave for playing another pc with a sister

#dimension 20 #burrows end #siobhan thompson #d20 #a crown of candy #anyways on one hand i dont think aabria would do that to siobhan or to izzy tbh #but also #when aabria plays she plays to win #and if killing another one of siobhans pcs sisters is what it takes to make a good story #😳😳😳 #anyways everybody keep your gourds up #also stoats defs give birth to litters right so they are for sure twins

[funtergeist]

my little omens :]

#good omens #my little pony #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #myart #this was all birthed out of me trying to draw them but failing bc theyre complex old men and i have skill issue #so im like. ok. draw them as ponies instead i guess #also i forgot to give aziraphale nostrils oops #too late now

[nextstopparis]

arthur pendragon + more bi stuff bc its the only thing keeping me happy rn omfg

#sorry that its canon and very important to me personally. as if thats my fault #also id like to make note that gwen also technically helped give arthur that sword but there wasnt a frame for it SO. hes merwens fav bi! #trained to kill since birth…. anyway #bbc merlin #arthur pendragon

[b4kuch1n]

THEE audiodrama disguised as podcast

#sherlock and co #s&co #sherlock holmes #john watson #mariana ametxazurra #Ive been thinking abt these design SO much lmao. even while doing other things #decided to take cues from acd/granada more. hence sherlock's headband to mimic slicked back hair #and I went with Colors bc. well first of all Im a clown. but second of all I recall some stuff abt victorian fabrics and uh. the wonder of #arsenic green etc #they were enjoying the colors I can commit to some #and. okay Im so real with u Im also a long haired john truther bc he has a podcast of course he'd have long hair but #I think its gonna take a Hot minute. currently this is still like the slightly-grown-out regulation cut #john's jacket is bc he and sherlock are 90s kids. this was a moment of enlightenment to me. I can give john every windbreaker on earth #mariana gets the jean jacket bc I like to imagine she's a y2k kid #(sherlock I think is only 90s kid in year of birth that man's childhood was skipping class to burn shit in the wood) #(but he canonically sews which I fucking love so much. he has not bought new clothes for almost a decade #if a shirt's disintegrating no it isn't. not on his watch) #a lil sad I cant figure out how to give them hats lol I feel like thats the most victorian thing there is. a stupid hat #I can at any moment give one of them a beanie. but I refuse #there are. like a Hoard of other scribbly sketches I did to get used to drawing them. but those are for me those are not for the public #and also theyre in my sketchbook and Im too lazy to scan them #happened mostly during lunar new year lol. I was getting Hard whipped then thank u s&co for carrying me thru #ok I do other things now. have this for a while ok? thank u #have a good night lads. enjoy motion

[dandylyn]

feels timely to post this jacen redesign lol

#jacen syndulla #star wars rebels #swr #star wars #fanart #character redesign #id in alt text #im working on giving him some new outfits too but. currently fightin for my life trying to draw clothes and cohesive color palettes so. #just posting these for now #i also have a lekku version i sketched but idk. i didnt want to change too much from the og design just.....tone it down lol #the patches insp by shaeeah from tcw and the curly hair insp by comic caleb!kanan #anyway just call me hera syndulla bc this is my SON. birthed him raised him etc. he is so precious to me <33333

[treasureplcnet]

various karl and esther drawings :') netflix give them back to me PLEASE i don't want to keep going without them

#what's worse than a child's forgiveness? when it feels unearned. comic based off the mp100 scene ofc #and also a little special thanks to dearheartdont telling me about ration coupons and such!! #doing period research is always so interesting my jaw actually dropped when i realised you would have to PAY as well as give coupons-- #--for new clothes. i take uniqlo for granted . #karl weissman #charles whiteman #esther jankovsky #my art #bodies netflix #sorry everyone i think im overthinking the bar scene where whiteman goes 'one good thing' #i do think he believes its the like. /literally/ the only good thing he's done. dies with that on his mind. GOD #and the amount of times he's called by his birth name and the terrible surprise on his face when mannix says 'karl weissman' . #he's just constantly going thru it

[panelshowsource]

#god she is so relatable. i also want to give birth to my cat #cats does countdown #harriet kemsley #jimmy carr #munya chawawa #lee mack #panel show #gifs #mine #mine:catsdown #catsdown 25.01 #tvgifs #userstream #userbbelcher #chewieblog

[whatimdoing-here]

Lessons in Chemistry | 1.04

#lessons in chemistry #spoilers #apple tv #elizabeth zott #brie larson #mad zott #every parent feels this lol #like you're pregnant for 10 months #and then like an hour after giving birth the nurse bein like 'PEACE' #and you're just.... alone and in charge of a whole person #and now they're you're whole life good luck #also they did such a good job with these babies #SO CUTE i wanted to steal #ugh had to redo 1 and 2 and i KNOW the coloring between 2 and 3 is off now i couldn't remember what i did

[saccharinerose]

In a conversation the topic of childhood comes up and the human part of the Fontaine cast (Wrio, Clorinde, Navia) is hit by 3 consecutive mental sucker punches when Furina, Neuvilllette and Sigewinne all reveal one after another that they have Never Been Children

#genshin impact #wriothesley #clorinde #navia #neuvillette #furina #sigewinne #saccha's thoughts #the Melusines were basically self-sufficient enough upon birth that they lived in complete isolation for ~20 years #prior to being brought to Fontaine by Neuvi #Furina as an OG Oceanid transformed by Egeria would have been insta-adulted into human form #the only one technically not confirmed as Never Having Been A Child is Neuvillette #but he just gives the vibes of someone who sprung into existence fully adult y'know #could also imagine Wrio+Clori+Navia only getting hit by 2 consecutive mental sucker punches from Neuvi + Furi #and then Wrio goes back to the Fortress and mentions this to Sigewinne #who is then like 'not to alarm you Your Grace but I have also Never Been A Child'

[ask-garymiller]

merry christmas

I LITERALLY DON'T CARE.

#((ooc: when I was drawing this I thought ''what if he's mad that he also technically had a virgin birth and no one gives a shit'' #so now yall have to think of that too))

[nomsfaultau]

Emergency Meeting

“It has come to my attention that Technoblade’s last…escapade ended poorly. So I have called this staff meeting to clarify my intent.”

“Look at him. Amazing. The best kid I could ask for.”

“Questions? …No? Excellent. As a reminder quarterly reviews are next month. Dismissed.”

#Welp I meant to do an official fic announcement but the meme got done first #Power point presentations my beloved #Professionals have STANDARDS #Unhinged Phil best Phil #philza #technoblade #emerald duo #sbi family dynamic #dark sbi #yandere dad phil #Also Kristin wanted to throttle him for taking a pic of her right after giving birth to twins like bro?? Not the time #something to nom on #sbi au #mandatory family reunion

[brother-emperors]

UNHINGE YOUR JAW

the act of translating can be a horror. acts of creation can be a horror. many things that are capable of being eaten are also capable of rot and decay so unhinge your jaw.

Trans and Genderqueer Subjects in Medieval Hagiography, Edited by Alicia Spencer-Hall and Blake Gutt

#cw christianity #body horror cw #pregnancy cw #childbirth cw #again not central to the image itself but the cited text #if you get transphobic about this where i can see it i will block you idc unpack that shit on your own time #we have kings giving birth in that one french text and something else with a tree and trans men also #this. hrhgh. doesn't fit in with the knights one i usually use i will make a new one #medieval tag #drawing tag

[moongothic]

Okay so realistically speaking, giving birth is an excruciating, painful nightmare, and from the few Crocodad fics I've seen most people seem to prefer to write realistic pregnancy and make Luffy's birth a (physically) painful thing. Because it makes sense, it might be more relatable for some writers that way etc, and that's perfectly fine (like genuinely, it's not an issue at all, this is not a critique or a complaint)

God I don't know how to make this segue- Have any of you watched Ore Monogatari!! (My Love Story)? It's a great early 2010s romantic comedy series, funny as hell, super cute and sweet, would reccomend, but that aside. During the series the protagonist Takeo's mother gets pregnant and she ends up giving birth to Takeo's baby sister. And it's that scene, where Takeo's baby sister is born, that I keep on thinking back to whenever I wonder how Luffy's birth might've gone.

Takeo and his mother alike are Sturdy Motherfuckers. Like absolute gigachads, borderline superhuman, it's great and it's funny as hell. And because of that near superhuman nature... Takeo's mother goes to give birth at 4:15 pm. And she has finished giving birth at 4:16 pm. One fucking minute is what it took for this woman to bring a child into this world. An absolute legend

The screencaps do not do justice to how fucking funny this is in the actual episode

And so like

Like we know Crocodile's been through absolute hell, being an amputee and all. And as Domino told us at the entrance of Impel Down, we also know the man did not even flinch when forced into Impel Down's traditional 200 Celsius cleansing bath (or 392F)

So Crocodile has better pain tolerance than the average person. Like, you might have to put in a bit of effort to cause him actually hurt. So if giving birth to Luffy was an absolute cakewalk for Crocodile, not only would it make perfect sense in-universe and be completely in-character for him, but also

It would be objectively funny as hell

#Moon posting #OP Meta #Crocodad #I just. I just wanted to throw this out there. For your considderation. #We all love good drama and angst and the feels but also. Considder The Funny Alternatives. Considder The Comedic Potential #Croc's water breaks and Iva-chan rushes out to get like towels or something #They're out for like 30 seconds and when they're back the baby's already born. No screaming no shouting no nothing #Croc just complains why Iva took so long and tells them to help him clean up the mess #And Iva-chan's just like [Enel Face] #Like yeah that's the good fucking shit lmao #ALSO: Again we don't know if Baby Luffy was an itty bitty tiny baby or a Jumbo Sized Baby so like #If Luffy was like average size (or small) while Crocodile's a fucking giant then??? #Like?? I would like to imagine and pretend giving birth to an itty bitty baby would be easier than if the baby was proportional to Croc #So the baby essentially just falling out of Croc without any effort could make sense. In a ''this is a shounen comedy manga'' kinda way #I have edited this post like 10 times after posting it oh my god why is this post such a trainwreck of piss poor phrasing and typos #Should've let it sit in my drafts for another 2 weeks clearly

[jupio]

fancy seein' you here

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pov you have never done a nature/grassy foreground so it takes you >6 hours and several tutorials and then you STILL have to ask your brother bc it looked Over Rendered and you cant work out how to fix it (basically just screenshots of the process)

+ cursed horse

#dincobb #the mandalorian #din djarin #cobb vanth #my art #star wars fanart #this is the first fully rendered piece I've done. in a year. i feel like i have birthed a child. #anyway uhhhhhhhhhhh look at the detail on their holsters and also din's smile #he does also have freckles which is cute #dins armband is a strip torn from cobbs scarf #cobb has a pink ribbon on his hat because of course he does #this is inspired by br1ghtmouths's Lessons in Idle Ecstasies fic which lives in my brain and enters my thoughts at inopportune moments #seriously it is giving me rot (positively) #i have like 7 more of these in the chamber #anyway commissions are open so if anyone wants a drawing like this. let me know. i don't bite i prommy