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#also gn it’s 5 am and i’m tired asf
lamborghinitoothpull · 10 months
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This is just me rating the jackass/cky crew member from one to five with how much I would get along with them (2000s edition obviously. It also includes unofficial members too):
Bam:
-3/5
-i think we have similar humour (very cryptic humour) and taste in general
-it’s weird that I gave him a higher rating bc I think he’s a huge asshole sometimes lol but we’re both huge fangirls and us fangirls gotta stick together okayyyy??!!?!!
Johnny:
-4/5
-the constant pranks would genuinely piss me off since he doesn’t know when to stop but we would be super chill with each other
-johnny is super easy going so I wouldn’t feel intimidated or anything
Raab:
-5/5 no doubt!!!!
-he’s an angel honestly
Stephanie:
-5/5
-she’s the coolest girl on earth and I would like to think we would be bffs hehe
Chris:
-2/5
-I love Chris but I do think we would argue a lot
-we both talk without really thinking so we would misunderstand each other all the fucking time omg
-plus our energies seem too different or maybe too similar I can’t tell
-I really want to be delusional and be like “we would be BFFs 😍😍!!!!” But I can’t sadly…..
Dico:
-4/5
-I can see us playing video games together and just chilling in silence
-it would feel super relaxed around him
Novak:
-1/5
-I don’t hate him
-we’re too different
Ryan:
-5/5
-I actually believe me and Ryan would be great friends
-like I can actually see us having those deep ass talks at like 3 am while high as shit
-also we would get each other out of our comfort zones which is a plus <3
Preston:
-2/5
-HES SO FUNNY SO SO FUNNY BUT I THINK WE WOULDNT BE CLOSE AT ALL
-he scares me sometimes
Dave:
-3/5
-things would be cool between us but I defo sense tension between us
-it’s not from a malicious place though
-maybe it’s difference in personality?? Idk
-but he’s a rad guy and is effortlessly funny
Steve o:
-2/5
-this one is painful for me bc steve o is my fave (apart from ehren and stephanie)
-I’d hate his guts lowkey like he’s just too much for me
Ehren:
-5/5!!!!
-now hear me out!! I know it sounds super biased bc he’s my fave and all but I really do think we would click very quickly
-is he annoying?? Yes. But I can be more annoying than him
-we would probably take a bunch of roadtrips together and do crazy shit
-I would also protect him I’m sorry actually no I am not apologising for being an ehren mcghehey apologist!!! He deserves some love and I’m gonna gladly give it to him I do not care!!!!!
-I see a lot of myself in ehren and I probably shouldn’t be proud of that but fuckkkkk like he really is like me!!!
-we can’t spell for shit, dumb asf,
RAKE F’KING YOHN:
-5/5
-I would not understand a word he would say to me but I have a huge soft spot for nerds </3
-i want him to rant to me about chemistry
Wee man:
-5/5
-it’s literally wee man hellooooooo???!?!!!
Jeff:
-5/5
-he’s hot
Jess:
-5/5
-I want him so bad like I would not act normally around him
-like I would constantly hype him up and praise everything he does
-I hate using this word be yeah fuck it I would simp for him
-honestly what is there to not like about Jess????? He’s THE dreamy drummer bf cmon now
Okay I’m forgetting a few other people but I’m tired and soooooo over this!!! Idk why I did this in the first place lmfao gn mwahhhh </3
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