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100 Important Character Questions

Here’s looking at you kid, @wexarethewalkingxdead !! XD They’ll be below the cut due to length. {{ I despise ‘read mores’ except that it’s so fucking long! XD }}

1OO IMPORTANT CHARACTER QUESTIONS

taken from beth kinderman and nikki walker’s the 100 most important things to know about your character. a good list to help develop a character’s background, personality, and general aspects.

PART 1: THE BASICS

· What is your full name? :: Bobby Autumn Monroe

· Where and when were you born? :: Atlanta, Georgia at Grace Memorial at 4am on a Sunday.

· Who are/were your parents? (Know their names, occupations, personalities, etc.) :: Maryann JoMarie Monroe (nee Tippins) and Franklin Roosevelt Monroe ;; mama was a stay at home mother who became an addict to opiates and papa was a worker at the mill in Powder Springs, which was a HUGE (in his mind because he always resented it) drive from where they lived on the outskirts of Atlanta in a little cabin home one a sparce patch of land just outside a trailer park beside the woods. Mama was a strong woman who grew weak after nears of being beaten and bloodied by her drunk mean husband; having 3 kids kept her strong to a degree, however, for as long as she could be, trying to keep his attention on her and away from her kids. When she died (Bobby who was the eldest of them by 15 minutes) that all changed; Michael trying to draw the majority of the brutality because he was the boy and his father always was trying to beat on the girls when given little to no reason at all, even.

· Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like? :: Michael Henry Monroe and Katherine Emberlynn Monroe, in chronological order of birth after Bobby. Michael is an EMT on staff with New York Presbyterian Hospital, which is also Columbia University’s training hospital. Katherine is an aspiring actress in the LA area of California.

· Where do you live now, and with whom? Describe the place and the person/people. :: Bobby has never left Georgia. The only time she does is when the group moves on after season 4. She doesn’t know why she’s never left before, not even to visit her siblings that left her behind, but she always feels like, as the big sister, it’s her job to maintain a home for them to come back to, should they ever need it.

· What is your occupation? :: Bobby is an ER nurse with Grace Fulton Memorial Hospital and regularly assists with trauma cases.

· Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks. :: Height is 5’4. (Smol but mighty!) Weight fluctuates from 115 to 120 pounds depending on the time of year and stressors in her life; okay, maybe 124, but not an ounce more! She swears. Bobby is Caucasian American. Hair is an auburn brunet. Eyes are chocolate brown; when she is angry they appear almost amber in tone, and when sexually aroused they usually darken to an almost black. Her fashion sense is usually tomboy, wearing jeans and tee shirts; sometimes a little sporty with tight running pants, spandex or loose shorts, and tank tops. Bobby only has one tattoo that transcends any and all verses she might have: a black rose with three drips of blood on the petals, one at the end nearly ready to drop off, at the small of her back which reminds her of the fragility of life and death and the ever presence of the latter, the pain and struggle symbolized by the blood droplets on the petals. She has a long scar that runs the length of the space between where the band on her bra would rest down to her love handle, on the edge where her side meets her back – given to her by an abusive ex that was just like her father when drunk, only worse because he was legitimately a highly functioning and violently brutal psychopath and burn marks on her upper back/right shoulder blade and left outer thigh from where her father and her ex had their fun using her as an ashtray.

· To which social class do you belong? :: Middle class. Working class.

· Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses? :: Maryanne had carpal tunnel and severe arthritis in her left arm from it being broken a couple times by her lovely husband. After her mother died Bobby was cooking dinner one night and her father, who had been drinking all evening from end of work until right that moment, picked up his hammer and hit Bobby in the upper left arm twice, hard. She had to wear a cast for two months (part of that time an extension after being thrown against the wall another separate night that shattered the first incarnation of the cast) to heal the broken bone. Thus, sometimes when its too cold she has bouts where her left arm is weak, not able to carry heavy things, and there was minimal nerve damage in the hand as a result which means she can’t always feel too hot, or too cold. This does not impair her job as she isn’t responsible for surgery where the steadiest of hands are needed; thankfully Bobby’s aid in the field is at most a needle and thread for mending/stitches, of which she can do with her dominant hand.

· Are you right- or left-handed? :: Right handed.

· What does your voice sound like? :: Natalie Portman.

· What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently? :: Y’all. Jesus Harold Christ on crooked crutches. Jiminy Christmas. Calm down there Satan.

· What do you have in your pockets? :: A pocket knife with combination of other fold out tools. Mini canister of mace. Car and house keys in some verses. Apocalypse verses she sometimes carries car keys.

· Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics? :: Bobby doesn’t consider anything she does as strange or annoying but just ask one of the people she considers family and he would say she talks too damn much. At least the other man in her life appreciates that she knows how to turn out the lights…

PART 2: GROWING UP

· How would you describe your childhood in general? :: Stressful. Her days were constantly spent fearing what would happen when daddy got home, what mood would he be in, what would he do, would he just hurt mama or would he come after her and her siblings too…? Bobby grew up worrying about things no child should ever have to worry about or fear.

· What is your earliest memory? :: Bobby doesn’t know for sure if this is a memory or some part of her subconscious trying to bring her peace, but in the quiet moments when she closes her eyes she can hear her mother’s voice softly singing to her as she’s being held, cradled in safe arms with worn delicate hands gently rubbing her back. “Rhiannon rings like a bell through the night and wouldn’t you love to love her…? Takes to the sky like a bird in flight and…who will be her lover? All your life you’ve never seen a woman…taken by the wind…”

· How much schooling have you had? :: Bobby went through two years of high school before she was forced to drop out to care for her other siblings and make sure they got the best lives possible. It wasn’t perfect anyway, but she tried. She went back and got her GED when she turned 21. Immediately upon her father dying ( when she turned 19 ) she began putting some money away toward furthering her own education, enrolling in community college once her GED came through. She got a bachelor’s degree in science and biology, and earned certification and licensure as an EMT and trauma nurse.

· Did you enjoy school? :: Bobby loved school. It was the only thing she could do outside the house that was usually constant and unbreakable, a schedule that the state decided for children and one her father couldn’t stop. This was she could be free of the worries and fears that usually plagued her days and simultaneously learn things about the world at large, all around her and beyond. It was refreshing and awe inspiring.

· Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities? :: Anything she didn’t learn from her mother and her father ( positive or not ) she learned from school and the teachers and children in that environment.

· While growing up, did you have any role models? If so, describe them. :: The only role model Bobby had growing up was her mother, Maryanne. Mama taught her the strength and the tenacity she needed to make it in the world, both in her father’s house, and later.

· While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family? :: Bobby and her mother started as adult to child relationship and then at the end when her mother was dying Bobby became an almost equal to her mother, taking care of her and herself and the siblings she had. Likewise, with her siblings, it was mostly a jovial peer to peer relationship ( and what sibling relationship was complete without the occasional fight and attempted murder ), which eventually merged into a motherly feeling over them, protective of them when their mother passed. Her relationship with her father was always strained, always wary and tumultuous and it only worsened when Maryanne died. He became more possessive of the kids and Bobby feared being raped or sexually abused by him after a time ( she looked more like her mother than Kath did ) as he would get drunk and beat her, yelling things like ‘how dare you leave me’ and ‘I’ll show you something to cry about you weak whore.’ That relationship was strained and haunted until the day he died.

· As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up? :: She wanted to be an astronaut or a pirate. Anything that could take her far far away from where she was and keep her safe, eventually far enough to make her happy in life.

· As a child, what were your favorite activities? :: Anything Bobby could do outside the house. She spent AGES outside in the woods, roaming with nowhere in her mind to go in particular; she could sit on a stump deep in the sea of green and just space out, let her mind wander for hours. She would try to fish. She made friends with small woodland creatures like something out of a Disney film. She sometimes sat alone out there all night, looking up into the moon under a blanket of stars and a bed made of fallen leaves and long grass.

· As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display? :: As a child, Bobby was pretty devoid of personality; at least when she was at home. At home and when she was alone she was quiet, too quiet. A mousy brown haired brown eyed little girl with nothing to say and who would lay low on purpose, anything not to catch her father’s attention. Outside of the house she often put on a brave face, smiling and laughing and acting like nothing was wrong. Sometimes she could even forget that she was a victim of domestic violence and forget her usual invisible act, coming out of herself and being herself, talkative ( almost too much talking for some ) and bright. Her light shines bright from within her and her strength and perseverance really show in her eyes.

· As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like? :: Bobby was not a popular kid at school. She often sat alone or with her siblings. Even the losers didn’t want to sit with them because everyone knew what the Monroe home life was like and who their father was, what he did to them and their mother. No one would claim them as friends, at least not outwardly or in public.

· When and with whom was your first kiss? :: Daniel Dunn was her first kiss in most all her verses. He was a messed up kid, a psychopath that was highly functioning and much too sadistic, even as far as most psychopaths are concerned. He used her and abused her for most of her young adult years, as her father had her mother. ( What was it they said about emulating what you saw as a child and being doomed to repeat it…? ) In one of her verses she has known Daryl Dixon all of her life and he is her first kiss…her first everything.

· Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity? :: Same as the question above to be honest. Most of her verses features Daniel Dunn in that role, as fucked up and cruel as that is, and in the one it’s Daryl Dixon.

· If you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. If you are just a normal human, describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today. :: Bobby was definitely informed by her childhood and her mother’s and father’s relationship as far as what kind of person she wanted to become. She would consciously always pick a path that led her to be her mother, kind and sweet and a pure heart with passion despite being regularly beaten down and broken by outside influences because of her goodness. She was also inspired to become a trauma nurse thanks to all the times she had to help fix up her mom, her siblings and herself over the years, some of the things she’d come into schooling being self-taught after a bad couple of nights.

PART 3: PAST INFLUENCES

· What do you consider the most important event of your life so far? :: The night Dan almost killed her and she survived, barely, to be present and the star witness at the trial that would send him to prison for at least 20 years for attempted premeditated murder. And every so many years when probation is brought before the review board, release for good behavior, she makes sure she’s available to speak. She even takes the day off work to make sure she can go down and make herself and her story with him heard.

· Who has had the most influence on you? :: Mama.

· What do you consider your greatest achievement? :: Bouncing back from being a high school dropout ( even though her reasoning was perfectly acceptable and understandable ), getting her GED and her degrees. Putting herself first. Finally.

· What is your greatest regret? :: Bobby blames herself for her mother’s death. Obviously her mother became addicted to opioids and died of an aortic rupture, which were things no little girl could have realistically been able to help or prevent. Nonetheless she thinks, and has believed all her life that maybe she wasn’t strong enough to help her mother through the worst of their lives, to survive past it and watch her babies grow up and succeed in the way their mama had always wanted and hoped.

· What is the most evil thing you have ever done? :: Bobby pulled the wings off a fly once. Another time she pulled the back legs off of a grasshopper. It was, in her mind ( at least as a pretense ) all for science, but some psychologists and therapists might think otherwise.

· Do you have a criminal record of any kind? :: Bobby has gotten arrested a couple times, all for misdemeanor things like stealing a candy bar from a convenience store and for indecent exposure in her small town when she was caught with her pants down around the bend, side of the road, peeing in the brush while drunk.

· When was the time you were the most frightened? :: Bobby was frightened to the same extent twice in her life. The first when her mother was being beaten for the last time ( which was also the night she died ) and when Bobby herself was being beaten and broken and nearly killed by Dan.

· What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you? :: When she was 15 ( which is not a legal age of consent and no, I do not condone anything happening to minors, this is just FICTION ) she was being diddled by Dan in the back seat of his car ( he was older than she was by 2 years as well ) when she opened her eyes to find the window down and a couple of Dan’s older friends jerking themselves off to what Dan was doing to her, turning her on and playing with her. She immediately wanted to stop and thankfully there were other people walking by when she started screaming or she most likely would have been forced to continue against her will. It was both embarrassing for her and equally as dangerous and twisted a situation.

· If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why? :: Bobby often wishes she was older and stronger than she was when her mother died. She wants to be able to go back and take her siblings out of that environment altogether. She wants to have been able to maybe even save her mother.

· What is your best memory? :: The ones alone in the woods. Anything where the woodlands creatures accepted her as a part of their world, knowing inherently she wouldn’t hurt them.

· What is your worst memory? :: The way her mother died, in her arms, at home. There were no police and no ambulance until it was too late to save her, much too late.

PART 4: BELIEFS & OPINIONS

· Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic? :: Optimistic.

· What is your greatest fear? :: Being powerless and out of control of her own life.

· What are your religious views? :: She’s spiritual but does not ascribe to any one particular religious sect or view. She tends to take a little of this and a little of that from various religions, whatever she feels she can identify with in the moment and incorporate into her lifestyle.

· What are your political views? :: Progressive Liberal Independent.

· What are your views on sex? :: The more the better. Well, provided it’s the right person and it’s consensual. Also, sometimes a little kinky if she trusts the person she’s with implicitly.

· Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable? :: In any verses where the apocalypse doesn’t exist ( or not yet ) she could only kill if it was someone threatening her life or the lives of her family/spouse/kids. In the apocalypse, she begins just as they all did, saying they would never kill the living, then only if she had to, and progressing until doing it regularly because she had to and there were rarely other options. Not to say there are moments when she should kill and doesn’t, for one reason or another, but she makes sure to weigh the call. Taking a life, being a healer as she is and continues to be, isn’t an easy call to make.

· In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do? :: To abuse physically, emotionally, mentally, and/or sexually a child. To Bobby that is the most reprehensible crime.

· Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love? :: Yes.

· What do you believe makes a successful life? :: The impact one has on the world around them, whoever or whatever they touch/influence. What a person leaves behind, their legacy.

· How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)? :: Bobby is pretty honest about her feelings now, almost to a detriment. She’s brutally honest about thoughts and feelings and has been pretty intense in all aspects of her life since her father died and set her free from the binds of her past.

· Do you have any biases or prejudices? :: Bobby has biases against rapists and child molesters, child abusers and domestic violence offenders. Really, she feels as though anyone who breaks the law for more than stealing some food ( if a person is desperate to eat or feed their family ) they should do the time applicable to the crime.

· Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it? :: Bobby doesn’t like to lie. She won’t do it. If asked to lie she will retreat from the conflict altogether, saying nothing to either party. If asked for the truth, therefore, she would have to tell the truth. Her replies at being asked to lie always include some formulation of ‘if you want to propagate lies and slander then do it in your name.’ Her refusal stems from years of her mother and her family lying to the authorities, to medical professionals, to the world about what they went through at her father’s hands. ( Whether they knew or not otherwise wasn’t the point. )

· Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)? :: Family and friends that have become family. Her spouse, her partner, the person she’s chosen to spend the rest of her life with. Her children, adopted or natural, blood or not.

PART 5: RELATIONSHIPS W/OTHERS

· In general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)? Does your treatment of them change depending on how well you know them, and if so, how? :: Bobby is always guided by the other person. She will usually begin friendly and polite, if a bit wary and gruff depending on the circumstances. It always depends on the first impression and expression of the other person how she reacts and treats them from there, forward. Sometimes a rude or dislike situation can be changed over time if both parties work toward making it positive or a catalyst turns the dynamic around. Likewise, if someone starts off friendly with her it can turn to dislike and even hatred if given the right cataclysm. She read this quote once that she lives by : ‘if you feel it necessary to judge me by my past, don’t be surprised when I put you in it.’ Most often, however, if a person is able to get past all the walls she’s built over time against being hurt viscerally by someone intimately, they’re in her heart and they’re usually there for good.

· Who is the most important person in your life, and why? :: It depends on the verse. Sometimes all she has left are her brother and sister. Other verses are dependent on her family/attachments/spouses/significant others. Rick, Shane, Daryl, Charley, etc. Family is important to Bobby, especially at the end of the world. Her children are first and foremost the most important people in her life in the verses in which she has them.

· Who is the person you respect the most, and why? :: Carol. No matter what verse is concerned, this holds true. She sees a lot of her mother in Carol. A lot of the same strengths and hopes and dreams that have been tramped down by a man with a heavy hand and an awfully small constitution. Of all the people Bobby has the pleasure to meet in all her travels and all her realities, Carol is the one person she loves and supports and looks up to the most.

· Who are your friends? Do you have a best friend? Describe these people. :: Bobby has very few friends in the real world. As stated before she was never a popular kid growing up and only got any recognition for her beauty by boys or girls with one thing on the mind. The only people she considers as true friends she made after the world as she knew it already ended. Carol. Daryl. Rick. Shane. Maggie. Glenn. Enid. King Ezekiel. Jerry. Jesus. Aaron. Etc. The only exception to this is the verse where she’s known Daryl all her life; in that case she’s always had him. He is her best friend. And her cat, Patches, a gray and white tabby cat with darker gray almost black ears, definitely constitutes as a best friend.

· Do you have a spouse or significant other? If so, describe this person. :: Daryl – nickname Tracker; annoyed and frustrated with how much she talks but loves her for it anyway and finds it kind of endearing despite himself; afraid of intimacy in the same way that she is and was and what makes them a good fit is their willingness now to grow together solely with one another; can’t live with her and can’t live without her; hillbilly grump with the most honest, pure, innocent heart of anyone she knows. Shane – nickname Deputy; knows who the real boss of the house is; is probably afraid of Bobby…maybe…like a lot; strong willed, passionate, and has an easy anger reflex; they fight a lot about the silliest things but it always come back to love; the thing he probably loves the most about her is that she knows how to turn the damn lights off. Rick – no nickname as yet; he really stepped into the leader role over the time they’ve known each other; Bobby never expected to follow him as closely as she does now; they don’t always agree but they rarely actually fight; he’s the epitome of calm and problem solving in dire situations; he’d walk through Hell and all its fire for her and his kids and probably everyone else he cares for and that’s the one thing she loves the most above all else about him. Mac – nickname Cupcake; strictly a fanfiction/headcanon ship at this point; used to ship this pairing exclusively with macxtheanimal way back when; a meth head, rapist, murderer, criminal, muscle and enforcer for his father’s crystal meth operation; he’s a villain that makes no apologies for his actions but she can see the broken little boy in him, abandoned by his mother so long ago to his father’s lifestyle; kept her hostage as a sex slave for a long time until they had an intimate exchange one night and she whispered to him that she just wanted to be free to make the choice; he let her go, saying she was free and he knew she’d always leave because they all did if given a chance; she stayed. {{ All are subject to change based on verse or partner writing this with us. Mostly these listings as spouses or SO’s are exclusive right now to wexarethewalkingxdead and macxtheanimal. }}

· Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened. :: She’s only been in love a couple times in her life. ( Verse dependent. ) It almost always ends in pain and suffering for her, be it physically or emotionally, but there are a few over the verses/years that she’s found true happiness with.

· What do you look for in a potential lover? :: Connection. Chemistry. Sexy/pretty eyes. Rough pads of their hands and they have to be steady and firm. Stable.

· How close are you to your family? :: Bobby and her siblings are VERY close, even though they don’t live in the same place anymore. Sometimes herself and her sister Kath haven’t always been as close as they should have been. Those moments are almost always based on imagined slights of some kind because Bobby is and always has been an outspoken person; she never sugar coats things that should be communicated. It follows in the same vein as her always being truthful. Hence, sometimes hurt feelings. Bobby and the people she’s come to think of as family are likewise, VERY close with these same issues of hurt feelings now and again, resulting mostly in a short time of silence or avoidance between the parties.

· Have you started your own family? If so, describe them. If not, do you want to? Why or why not? :: This is dependent on her verses. In some she does make a family with someone special. In others she hasn’t, whether because she hasn’t found that someone yet or because she’s afraid of finding a man like her father and subjecting herself to the same life her mother lived prior to her death – not to mention subjecting any children they might have to that lifestyle.

· Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help? :: Bobby would turn to her siblings first, provided it was something they could solve realistically. If they aren’t available or they can’t fix it because they live out of state, etc, the next stop would be her chosen family, friends she’s made along the way that would go the extra mile for her, and she for them.

· Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who, and why? :: Very few people and they have to prove themselves to her with their deeds, not just words and promises coming off lips and tongues that have lied so many times they probably don’t even know they’re doing it anymore.

· If you died or went missing, who would miss you? :: Her family ( her brother and sister ) have been living in different states from her for quite a few years now but that doesn’t mean they’ve become distant. They would definitely miss her. Also any of the family she’s made in the apocalypse. Obviously this is verse dependent.

· Who is the person you despise the most, and why? :: Actually, I think Bobby despises her mother the most of anyone she’s ever known in her life. It’s a very complicated relationship. Bobby still loves her mother; while she was alive she was the only kindness Bobby and her siblings knew. She was strong and endured a lot but that same strength could also be considered weakness. Why couldn’t she have left their father? Why couldn’t she have taken them away and made a go of it on their own? Maybe she’d be alive today. Maybe a lot of things. So Bobby is constantly fighting with love and hate for the woman that bore her.

· Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict? :: Bobby has a good sense for whatever a situation calls for, usually. In most circumstances she will listen and hear someone out before saying her piece. But she is southern and strong willed, a stiff backbone, and sometimes the outrage comes dripping off her teeth like venom before she can stave them off. In moments when she can’t be smart and hold her tongue, and even when she does, Bobby is a woman who is definitely not afraid of conflict if she feels the situation calls for it.

· Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations? :: Bobby is strong enough to take the weight of the world on her shoulders. It certainly depends on what the situation is, but in the case of her primary verse – in the Walker apocalypse – she doesn’t hold back. As a healer, a nurse, she will absolutely take on a leadership role if one is needed. If another leader is present, and she respects that person, they will only gain support from her; likewise, if they do not have her respect, all they will get it push-back until they either utilize her and her ideas to their potential or she potentially replaces them as the leader. She’s very strong but she is versatile. She knows when to step back and let things shake loose.

· Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not? :: Bobby has always been a little bit of a loner. She’d personable but she also likes her alone time. As previously discussed, there wasn’t a lot of silent time in her home and she much rather would have been somewhere alone with her thoughts instead of lined up ready to catch a beating. Large crowds do tend to make her a little anxious. She’d much rather only deal with a few people at a time.

· Do you care what others think of you? :: Bobby does care what other people thing of her, to an extent. She doesn’t dwell on it, however, and if there are ever opinions that are misconstrued or wrong she will make sure not to ever think on those things again. The only thing that usually can get to Bobby is when people she loves and is devoted to make comments to her that can be considered derogatory or hurtful, judging.

PART 6: LIKES & DISLIKES

· What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes? :: Hiking and taking walks in the lush green forests. Photography. Reading. Her grandma taught her mother how to sew and thus, taught Bobby enough to get by; those nursing lessons on stitching wounds up didn’t hurt either.

· What is your most treasured possession? :: Patches. He is a grey and white tabby cat with dubious bloodline origin with black ears. She’s had him with her for a long time and she’d walk through fire for him if she had to.

· What is your favorite color? :: Blue.

· What is your favorite food? :: Seafood boil.

· What, if anything, do you like to read? :: Bobby is an always will be a fan of anything she can get her hands on. She does go through moods, however, devoted to certain genres over the others. Predominantly she reads works of fiction about murder and crime, who done its and thrillers. Horror novels are a must as well. A favorite series of hers is the By The Numbers novels about Stephanie Plum and her life fumble bumbling through the Bounty Hunter business by Janet Evanovich. Romance novels, unless well written with a predominant plot encompassing one of the aforementioned genres, can go suck lemons!

· What is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)? :: Bobby is mostly a music person. Movies are fine and television can captivate her attention if its done well but there’s nothing better than putting in a CD, or plugging her headphones into her phone’s jack and playing some tunes on the digital frequency. It sets the mood, no matter what that mood is, 100% of the time.

· Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? If so, why? Do you want to quit? :: Bobby used to smoke. It was something to do with her hands and a nervous tick that she adopted mostly in crowded groups of people to help calm her nerves in those situations. Social smoking. Whether or not she still does it verse dependent. Bobby also drinks alcoholic beverages but within reason and rarely ever to excess.

· How do you spend a typical Saturday night? :: In the apocalypse there is a lot to do, all of the time. There’s never a dull moment. Saturdays are usually reserved for whatever needs doing that wasn’t done the day before, as well as making time for family and friends trying to reclaim what was stolen from them by the world as it exists now. In the other verses where the world is normal, Saturdays are usually reserved for family time, the park, the zoo, barbecues with family and friends, etc. On the rare occasion work comes calling – she is an emergency room nurse – she will sometimes go in. And sometimes not.

· What makes you laugh? :: Stupid jokes, dad jokes, horrible puns. Her husband. Her kids. New airings and reruns of America’s Funniest Home Videos.

· What, if anything, shocks or offends you? :: Racism, sexism, ableism, homophobia, slurs and swear words used in conjunction with said slurs and behavior, etc. Anything that could be considered along the same vein by small minded people who are afraid of anything they don’t know and haven’t bothered to become educated about/in.

· What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself? :: Insomnia does sometimes strike. It happens in those moments when something exceptionally traumatic happens at work or there happens to be a scare with her husband, kids, or siblings/family, those moments when she’s in the dark of the night, sometimes alone, with her own thoughts and fears. Sometimes there is no amusing herself. Sometimes she has to talk herself down off a very high ledge. Sometimes she has to wake up her significant other ( if present ) just to know they’re there, they’re alive. Sometimes the heartbeat and the steady breathing isn’t enough.

· How do you deal with stress? :: Bobby reads. She keeps her hands busy cooking, cleaning, and caring for her family. Killing Walkers in the apocalypse, keeping a tight perimeter. Yoga and pilates in the verses where the world hasn’t changed.

· Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan? :: Bobby is usually a very plan oriented person. She’s learned over the years that the only way to be is concerned, vigilant, if a bit controlling. That isn’t to say that she’s a control freak, but she does have strong opinions and will be heard on them. She wishes she was more spontaneous and sometimes makes attempts to purposely exit her comfort zone in certain situations she deems it appropriate, such as her sex life, dates, etc.

· What are your pet peeves? :: People who can’t follow directions or laws of an ordered society. People who lie or steal unless circumstances are such that would overwrite the negative or somehow make an allowance for it. People who judge others or presume to tell other people their business when they don’t even have their lives together.

PART 7: SELF IMAGES & OTHER

· Describe the routine of a normal day for you. How do you feel when this routine is disrupted? :: Regardless of what her work schedule works like ( days or evenings ) Bobby gets up around 5 a.m. daily. She makes coffee through the slits of her eyelids. She then returns to the bathroom where she showers and brushes her teeth. By that time she usually is ready to start breakfast for herself and whoever else is present. Morning shifts she works until 3 p.m. She will usually run any errands she has to do at that time before coming home and making dinner. Night shifts she works until 11 p.m. doing the errands and prepping dinner before leaving for the night for her shift. If her routine happens to be interrupted or subverted in any way, she usually gets a little perturbed, might make a dramatic comment about everything being a mess, and carrying on with things as best as she can.

· What is your greatest strength as a person? :: Her heart and her generosity. It helped her overcome a lot of odds that were stacked against her from the beginning.

· What is your greatest weakness? :: Her heart. Sometimes she’s loyal to a fault even though the people she let inside of it use her and abuse her. Also her stubborn as a mule attitude and her stiff backbone. When she’s made up her mind there’s very precious little that can change it.

· If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? :: How her past shaped her to be numb and emotionless in certain situations that require feeling. She doesn’t always respond in the right ways to tragedy or loss. Sometimes not responding at all. It’s a more calloused wounded part of herself she wished she didn’t have.

· Are you generally introverted or extroverted? :: Generally extroverted but in small doses. Large gatherings or venues kept to a minimum.

· Are you generally organized or messy? :: Organized.

· Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at. :: Good – 1) Problem solving, 2) Nursing/healing, 3) Being a wife and mother. Bad – 1) Spontaneity, 2) Letting go, 3) Cleaning vomit.

· Do you like yourself? :: Yes. For the most part.

· What are your reasons for being an adventurer (or doing the strange and heroic things that RPG characters do)? Are your real reasons for doing this different than the ones you tell people in public? (If so, detail both sets of reasons…) :: It’s a choice you make. When things get difficult, what kind of person would you want to be? If a child cries in the dark, scared, alone; would you help them? Or would you turn away? Tell yourself it’s not your concern. If a mother and father are fighting for their child’s life as the child is being physically removed from their arms, wounded, killed before them. Would you intervene if you could? Or turn your back? Would you do everything you could because you have the ability, because you have the choice or do you do nothing, make the choice not to, and perhaps blood be on your hands…? It’s a choice she makes every day to do better, to be someone she could be proud of, that her family would remember and be proud of long after she was gone. Her sacrifice, if needed, would not be in vane.

· What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime? :: Leave the world a little better than she found it.

· Where do you see yourself in 5 years? :: She can’t say. She hopes to be alive and well, actually living a life and happy within its confines. But she knows that may never come. Not even tomorrow is guaranteed…

· If you could choose, how would you want to die? :: Old and grey in her sleep. In the apocalypse, if she could choose and she was bitten/injured beyond the ability to be healed, she would want to shoot herself in the head before changing. She wouldn’t want to leave it for any of her loved ones to do; she doesn’t want that burden to be on their soul.

· If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left. :: 1) Write little notes or letters to those she loved who would miss her and feel her loss the most. 2) Love on and spend a lot of time with the children, 3) Clean, load, cock and ready her gun and wait.

· What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death? :: Her kindness. How many people she helped. How far out of her way she sometimes went to make that happen.

· What three words best describe your personality? :: Brave, Generous, and Loyal

· What three words would others probably use to describe you? :: Bold, Daring, and Realistic

· If you could, what advice would you, the player, give to your character? (You might even want to speak as if he or she were sitting right here in front of you, and use proper tone so he or she might heed your advice…) :: Bobby. You are without a doubt the biggest pain in my ass, second only to Shane and Daryl. You are the most generous, kind, loyal person I’ve ever had the pleasure to know. You’re also one of the most stubborn. A word of advice might be you think too much. You plan and you organize and you get shit done. I get it. But sometimes, you’re a little too extra. Learn what it’s like to be a girl. Let your hair down more. Unscrew the dick sometimes. It’s fun being a girl. And I know that you know that but you’re too afraid to lose control because you think if you do you’ll lose everything good you ever had. And I know it’s because you don’t think you deserve all the good you have received over the years. You’re beauty. You’re grace. You’re the kind of person I wish I could be sometimes; but you need to be a little less afraid of what you could lose and more willing to risk it all. A man in my life asked me once if a moment of happiness was worth a lifetime of anything else. And the answer is yes.

#ic #about Bobby #• you got some beach ball sized lady nuts on you • { bobby monroe }#character development

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sophiathebanished · 4 years

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The rules: answer 17 questions and tag 17 people u want to know better

Tagged by: @wolfish-willow Thank you so much! It's nice getting to know each other!

Nickname: Mama (ever since I became a mom everyone has been calling me mama), Froggy (a nickname I got from girl scout camp because I like frogs!), and Wonder Woman (I have a tattoo on my back of the classic WW symbol with roses).

Zodiac sign: Leo 🦁

Height: 5'6"

Hogwarts house: Hufflepuff. I have also been put in Gryffindor but mostly Hufflepuff. Huffledor. Griffinpuff.

Last thing I googled: Labradorite meaning. I like crystals for reasons below...

Song stuck in my head: the lullabye version of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen (this is the type of music I put my baby to sleep)

Following and followers: I am following 336 blogs so far and I have 84 followers I am a smol blog

Amt of sleep I get: hahaha I have insomnia so I have no idea I just know it's definitely not enough

Lucky #s: 1, 7, 13

Dream job: Get paid to study my sleeping patterns or once I get my insomnia under check get paid to sleep! I'm lazy and I just need money. I hate working for people.

Wearing: I'm in my pjs so my Hawkins High P.E. shirt with Steve's name on it and my husband's superman pajama pants. Messy hair in a scrunchie.

Favorite songs: uff da I have a lot so here is a few in no particular order:

Medication by Garbage

Lovers Rock by TV Girl

Schedule by Post Animal

Mortal Projections by Djo

Gods & Monsters by Lana Del Rey

Instruments: guitar and keyboard. It has been so long since I have played instruments to be honest

Aesthetic: dark leggings with graphic tees, messy 80's hair, sleepless nights, crystals, candles, coffee with creamer and sugar, sleepy brown eyes, mama bear, magic, tattoos, vanilla, lavender, and roses

Random facts: I am a witch so that's why I like crystals and metaphysical stuff. A bit of a wiccan. I'm bisexual. I have bipolar 2 so I'm a little crazy!

Tagging: @harrington-ofhawkins, @softplaidpajamas, @flanneled-dingus, @eternalgoldfish, @nails-and-bats, @sassisaluxury, @smoltrashcanfuk, @hystericalmedicine, @bisexual-bipolar-bitch, @daughter-of-the-deep-sea, @pusheen1802, @ididntnoticethetime, @tracy7307, @trashmouth-hargrove, @misanderousmisfit, @luciferspit, @spider-starry

And anyone else who wants to do it!

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applegelstore · 7 years

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I actually wanted to wait with this until I hit, like, a nice follower count milestone or something like that, but… I felt like it. So, I just wanted to thank everyone of you who’s following this blog from the bottom of my heart. It’s still a pitifully small number, but I feel like I actually have loyal fans. So, thank you all for every single like, reblog, and especially those among you who commissioned me or even donated to my Ko-Fi! You know who you are. Some people also like or reblog my stuff frequently (you probably also know who you are), these people are heroes. Honestly, you are all so, so sweet, and you might not even know how much this means to me.

And the best thing? Your tags. No kidding.

Rest under cut for length. You’re not gonna regret clicking it, though!

I hardly ever got tags on my original art (which also got much less notes in general, but still!), but very often I get some on my fanart. And they’re… like… the best thing… ever?  So what I did is this: I’ve collected some of the most ridiculous tags I ever got. I probably missed some of them, but I try to collect them all! I’m getting so many funny and/or sweet comments in the tags, you’re making me weep! Sometimes I got really long comments in the tags, and I’m speechless. I didn’t put those in here, but I wanted to share the most hilarious ones.

Without further ado and also without any context, I’m gonna share some of the funniest tags. (a few of them obviously were posted under the same images, but in general, I mixed these quotes up as wildly as I cold for maximum out of context hilarity). Like some kind of… gag reel.

Which ones are your favourites?

(alternatively, you can try to guess which image/post got which tag)

#goddammit hug her mikleo

#edna needs hugs just sayin'

#SOBBING

#MY BABIES

#YES PLEASE

#what the fuck this is adorable

#i love this a lot omg

# this fandom

# I am drawn more and more

#😭 good best beautiful;

#what is this sorcery

#yeutdkydlckhckh

#canon real perfect beautiful amazing

#rose my queen

#WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#rip meebs

#!!!!!!

#bless

#excellent

#oh my god lol edna

#*Mikleo screeching in the distance*

#asedxrftghj

#awwww <3

#don't you yell at pun mama rose

#also Meebo is totally a Disney princess he just needs to get over his fear of dogs then he'll even have animals that love him

#Dhddlagjwlejh

#aaaaAAAAAA

#AAAAA

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#15/10 would recommend

#rose please marry me

#*crying dying noises*

#*gross sobbing*

#would also 100000% pay to transform dezel and zaveid into parrots though holy shit

#'im abraid your hair is going to need some work mikleo'

#'i dont mind combing over to do this'

#'you're really growing into your hair style'

#lailah is banned from helping

#'no need to turn this into a hairy situation'

#also wtf are 10-20 or 1000 shades of malevolence in a person

#WHAT KIND OF STUPID DIALOGUE IS THAT

#tag yourself i'm a category type 27 malevolence kaiju

#game!sorey please use your mark-5 jaegar luzrov rulay to punch and purifying the SALT IN ME

#dip 'im sorey d i p ' i m

#rip mikey boy though

#brotp for the ages

#/silent tears into the abyss

#hey...thgats fucking gay

#give rose a shepherd cloak 2k17

#!!!!

#GIVE SOREY A CAT 2KFOREVER

#TOTALLY AGREE OP

#honestly this is canon

#EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED

#now I need a fic for this too

#i'm crying omg

#kfhdkf edna

#i cry :')))))

#please let mikey boy lay his head on sorey's lap and have sorey caress those alabaster locks

#petition to release metal band t-shirt costume DLC for velvet

#CONSTANT BITCHY RESTING FACE IM CRYING

#please marry each other :'''''')))))

#GOOD

#I'M LAUGHING SO HARD LAKJDSLFKJSDLFKJSDLKFJLSDKFJLSKJFLSKFJ

#her fujikgbd

#face

#GIVE YOUR GF A CLOAK ALISHA

#pretty much

#op's art keeps me living

#rose no

#edna plz

#JESUS F U C KING CHRIST SAVE MIKLEO

#*hyperventilates*

#hhhhhhhhhhh

#cy8cyciyvuf

#gay...............gay thank you

#omg

#i’m with you velvet

#beautiful

#jyyjdgjdkydjydkyfkyfyykfflflyfludkyfkydyidkydkyclhckhckhxkh

#tsutitdkhdkhdkgsykdkgxkgckhchcykfkycykfkycjt

#y e a hhhh h h hh h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h hh

#SO ACCURATE

#GIVE ME ALL THE ZESTY/DESTINY CROSSOVERS

#1000/10 will pay to get this as a DLC costume

#thiS IS SO GOOD GOD BLESS YOU

#[SLAMS HANDS ON TABLE] hi yeah this is my Jam

#BABY

#i always love when people make sorey do the tongue thing

#because he totally does the tongue thing

#i support this 800% a good post

#never ever forget dezel dual weilding twin trumpets

#meebs is beautiful with waves just sayin'

#i'm crying

#i love this

#AAAAAA

#oh my god

#edna's face i can't

#i just died

#rip meebo

#*plays My Heart Will Go On on kazoo*

#what a post

#sorey: miKLEO WILLL U MARRY ME

#mikleo: u idIOT DOn"T ELECTROCUTE URSELF

#sorey: ur right i am prty cute

#mikleo: did u even hear what i said

#rose what an icon

#my inspiration

#PURE

#perfect

#bye mikleo

#baby ******** is like something from a splendid lisa frank fever dream

#I laughed

#gaahhh this is too cute

#Jhwgshshaksehhwsnbxj

#15/10 they kiss after a performance and i cry a single tear

#the universal constant

#is sorey has NO SELF PRESERVATION

#LIKE NONE

#BOY WHERE IS IT

#YOU LEFT IT IN A RUIN SOMEWHERE DIDN'T YA

#GDI SOREY

#<- a memoir by mikleo

#MY SONS

#*sobs into hands* god this is lovely

#hush rose let him be

#was almost disappointed when the link didn't actually lead to part of your world

#this is so gold

#also the HEighT diFFEREncE ♡

#also thank you for the blessing that is mikleo clinging onto sorey's buff arm

#the sweet baby slumber party is off to a rollicking good start

#lkjsdlfkJ I'M ALL FOR SOREY DIPPING MIKLEO YES

#TOOOO FUCKIN GREAT

#IMGOING TO CRY

#TOO LATE ALREADY AM

#nerds omg

#aaaaaa

#edna NO

#kajfrbnkjrebdgkhrjgbnkurjthhgnkuihjiuHLUIHFLUhglnueh

#aaand I don't know the Protagonist-kun and Protagonist-chan's names yet so in my mind they are now named Losers thanks to your art xD

#no matter which game Edna will always roast everyone

#ohhhh nOOOOOOOOO

#run while you can meebo

#told you you were gonna pay for the toddler quip

#I LOVE TJIS

#the smol tsun tsun grump is a big softie deep down

#...deep...deep...very deep down

#omg

#awwww

#will someone

#will someone write this au please..

#but i love this!

#♡

#this feels so melancholic and also i need more

#this is a gold au idea

#someone please give Mikleo a hug

#friiiiick

#PHI PLS

#HEY YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WOULD BE WILLING

#SOMEONE WHOSE NAME STARTS WITH AN M AND ENDS WITH IKLEO I'M JUST SAYING

#SUGGESTING

#LAILAH....

#Y E S

#so cute awwww

#<3333333333

#dogs are for petting and torturing meebos

#ajenfnjen

#bless Rollo

#awwww cute

#omg yes

#omg

#RUN MEEBO

#gosh...

#bless everything

#ALKJSDFLKJSDLFKJDSF

#I M AO SSODSF

#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......

#I will never look at anything else ever again

#plz capitalize German nouns thx

#headcanon accepted!!

#BLESSED

#GOOD AND PURE CONTENT I LOVE THIS

#rip i love this artist and i love this post

*takes a deep breath* …I’m done. And I love you!

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mandakatt · 7 years

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Get to know me!

*gets tagged by @wrathwritesthings and stumbles forward!* Eguh! *catches herself* Wait... we’re playing Tag now? FINE! GET BACK HERE! *chases!*

*stops, then blinks* Wait, you wanna know more about me? PFF. I’m not all that interesting..

Muse: *Gibbs slaps* Me: OW! EXCUSE YOU! What the hell was that for..? Muse: *eyes her, and makes her fill out said meme* They wouldn’t have asked if they thought you were boring, nimrod. Me: Tch. I am not a nimrod... I’m a dork...[Sorry! ...Not really...]

Anyhow! I’ll tag a couple of you dudes back cause, why the heckin not, I’m curious about all you and I guess this is a good way to break the ice. It sure as heck makes you truly learn what a goof I am, so... if you want to run away screaming, I take no offence. <3

Also, if I’m tagging you, you don’t have to do this if you don’t want to. No pressure!

Tagging: @itshaejinju @rubyphilomela @loraliah @rose-of-yonezawa @mageheart

Nicknames: Manda, Mao, Mama Manda - and I am the type that will probably answer to anything you call me, just don’t call me late for dinner…..or lunch…. or snacks… >_>;

Zodiac Sign: Cancer

Height: Five Feet Two inches! ..... with shoes on. I lose that inch when I take them off. BUT! I am smol and fierce and I will glomphug you for days for no reason.

Last thing you googled: I actually had to look up my history, cause my work history search got in the way. *huff* I googled Yayoi Kunizuka. - Since I seem to share her personality, I needed a refresher on who she was from Psycho Pass, as it’s been awhile since I watched said Anime.

Favorite Music Artist: Oh, good lord. Why. Um.... Monstercat, Fat Rat, Pegboard Nerds, Daft Punk, then if we get away from electronica like music, we’ve got A-ha, Tears for Fears, David Bowie, and many others - my range of music is off the wall.

Song Stuck in your head: Tristam & Braken - Frame of Mind and it has been for dayyyys.

Last movie you watched: Justice League Dark.

What are you wearing right now: *GASP!* YOU PERV!.... Heh. My usual attire for working in a heckin IT Help Desk job - Grey T-shirt that says classically trained with a nintendo controller on it, a red polar fleece pull over, jeans and tennis shoes.

Why did you choose your URL: Mandakatt has been my nickname/gamertag for years. If you are looking for me on ANY sort of platform, you’ll find me by that name.

Do you have any other blogs: Nope.

What did your last relationship teach you: To not take abuse - verbal, or physical. For. Any. Reason. The trip to hospital for stitches on my forehead thanks to a punch, and the bruises on my arms made me realize that what I was in was not good. Honestly though, it’s probably one of the reasons that that people think I’m so patient with others.

Religious or Spiritual: Spiritual. Definitely.

Favorite Color: Greens and Oranges

Average hours of sleep: *snorts* 2. On a GOOD day. 6.

Lucky Number: Hmm.. 78.

Favorite Characters: Oh ballz Really?! *blinks* This list is HUGE. A-are you sure..? *huff* Alright then! Everyone in FFXV, Everyone in Overwatch, Dante, Vergil [DMC], War, Death, Fury, Strife [Darksiders], Saitama and Genos [One Punch man], Nyanta [Log Horizon], Shiro, Lance, Keith, Coran, [Voltron - Legendary Defender], Rin Okumura, Ryuji Suguro [Blue Exorcist], Shouto Todoroki, Izuku Midoriya [My Hero Academia] - nooooow Otome games I’ll do top 5 XD - Date Masamune, Jumin Han, Masashi Himuro, Eiuske Ichinomiya, Toshizo Hijikata.

How many blankets do you sleep with: 2 - One that’s super soft and light weight, the other that’s a quilt that is made out of old snow suits. I NEVER. FREEZE.

Dream Job: To win an obscene amount of money in the lottery and become everyone’s sugar mama. *sage nods* ... What? What do you MEAN that’s not a job?! Pfff. Hm. I suppose a Pilot of a Puddle jumper. It’d be awesome to fly people into places that aren’t normally traveled to - like places in Alaska for instance.

#About me #learn more #I feel I'm boring sometimes #but whatever here you go #I'm such a dork #I apologize for that but this is who I am XD

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blondtan · 7 years

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biker!got7

PART TWO (a.u)

SEE PART ONE HERE

or’: in which dumb7 like to think they’re the new local gang and should be considered badass just because they got a bunch of bikes off ebay that were on sale and now they pretend to take beatdown requests. tip: don’t trust maknae line to be on their own.

warnings: mentions of bars/paid violence/gangs, vulgar language, lots of crack actually

○ | see more of my aus here | ○

youngjae:

• signature items: dentist voucher card 2 at the price of 1 for teeth whitening + smiley face fake earring

• cutest biker you’ll ever meet w a smile so pure that u start to feel bad for that time you forgot to give a pencil back in 3rd grade that is the youngjae effect© • he lets little kids around the neighborhood put cute stickers and flowers on his motorcycle and it’s the cutest thing he gets so happy when he sees a new lilly on the handle he actually has a flower chain all over the front and everyone envies him • and no the background sound you just heard wasn’t jackson screaming that little kids won’t come near him as they cling onto yj’s leg nope (that cursed honda...,,) • everyone loves him like this is certified u exist u love youngjae these are the rules but grannies are especially in love w him • once said a bad word and the whole group panicked and put youngjae into quarantine bc they thought they were losing him to ~the plague~ • he goes to buy them bread every morning and delivers them w his bike and then in the afternoon they race each other yj with his motorcycle and the grannies w their scooters except poor so rin whose husband always goes to afternoon ‘strolls’ w it so he takes her on the back of his bike and ends up losing bc of that like 99% of the time • sunday night it’s break from fight night bc he goes to play bingo with them and takes the rest of got7 and they are the most excited whenever someone yells bingo even tho it’s not their boy (tip: youngjae has no idea about bingo to this day) • met the grannies at the dentist as he was getting his teeth whitened and they bonded over weird mumblings and random swallows and trying to communicate while having multiple people’s hands in their mouths at the same time and he just can’t let them go • now he may look innocent & pure but listen up ok,,,,listen here,,,,,,,,,,he rly is • except maybe that one time when he bumped into a stranger and didn’t apologize and jesus fucking christ it haunted him for weeks like he would decline when offered lucky charms bc he failed his #code and g o d so he’s not worthy of receiving happiness • he’s supposed to be the one who beats people up but he’s the poodle and the only infernal thing is other gangs’ desire to protect this flower man • wears fluffy socks bc he gets cold feet easily • every time a member is sad said member wakes up with a stuffed bear wearing a leather jacket next to him in bed but “no one” knows who puts them there cause stuffy’s mama didn’t raise a snitch

bambam:

• signature items: puppy photos to appease the gods + shea butter hand cream

• the whole city knows him like they hear the word ‘bam’ and this guy pops into their heads 5 mins later the streets are deserted • cue in confused baby bam coming up the street on his bike like ‘:( where is everyone i wanted to show them my new pastel pink mickey mouse socks i bet jihyo would’ve liked them’ so he just takes polaroids of them and puts them in everyone’s mailbox as tokens of his affection • has sometimes troubles with parking his motorcycle bc he can’t rlly hold it perfectly always to park it and yugyeom just jumps out of the bushes like ‘here i come to halp worry not my small noodle man’ • the first one to reject jaebum’s “infernal poodles” idea • ”hyung do you want us to be the laughingstock of the neighborhood we can’t name ourselves infernal poodles that’s so 3rd grade let’s go for malevolent west highland white terriers” - triggered bam 2k17 while holding his pinky up bc he has #class “don’t encourage him u nuthead”

• you’d think he would stop dabbing at some point but nope he’s a professional dabber born&raised™ nearly crashed his yamaha into jackson once while dabbing and the poor guy has never been the same • like really he would literally get his collection of gold holy crosses out and start spewing latin exorcism chants whenever dumb bam raised his hands • once dabbed in a rly shabby bar bc the beat was lit and punched this shawn michaels wannabe in the face and started a bloody (literally) fight which ended up w/ yug dragging everyone to the hospital bc he was the only one who hadn’t fought (bless his tiny bladder) • PAW patrol enthusiast made everyone dress up as the characters during halloween (he nearly passed out after channeling his inner tarzan to fight mark bc i aM GONNA BE SKYE U PIECE OF PUP POOP-) then forced them to sing the op whilst searching for roaming ghosts bc he also wanted to be ray from ghostbusters (but like ~cooler~ and on a bike) • sneak master from bangkok hides in the shadows to take aesthetic pics of these rly hipster looking guys (like, living in the sewerage bc we don’t believe in homes hipster) smoking bc he may be soft and squishy but his insta theme is #edgyweedaddictbiker even tho he freaks out whenever someone says ‘mary’ • wanted to decorate his bike w/ some rly cute & rly glittery & not badass at all baby animals stickers but jaebum caught him and confiscated them and now bambam goes all (๑´╹‸╹`๑) whenever they’re alone in a room

• (”but hyung, they fit our aesthetic!!!”

“how in the heavens do a bunch of black kittens represent us”

“...they mean bad luck??”) =>> jaeshook needed like 10 mins and an ear pull from jinyoung to compose himself • has noticed that jb lets youngjae have stickers on his motorcycle bc ‘the kids put it there’ so he tries that too but jaebum is like ‘oh yea and please tell me where do this kids find yellow glittery stickers with baby camels on them’ ‘it’s mustard goddammit hyung’)

• he’s the sacrificial lamb whenever the guys wanna get in a fight like rly they might lowkey want him to get beaten so that he’ll become T O U G H • and all he can do is stand in front of these big&buffed up men like ‘pls don’t hurt the child i can do the cooks they call me bambam bc my maple syrup pancakes are yumyum’ • insert housewife!bambam making muscly man breakfast for those big ass guys resulting in them being all friends!!amigos!!comrades!!! who are in love with bambam • bambam receiving black roses (bc red roses are for pussies) every 2 weeks from the dudes in return!!!! (also guess what’s the sole reason why nobody messes with his gang) • always pretends that he hadn’t noticed that his instagram captions are my chemical romance lyrics added by jaebum,,, but,, he knows,, • and now he might have welcome to the black parade saved to his phone but what jb doesn’t know won’t hurt him

yugyeom:

• signature items: fur turtlenecks + XL skinny jeans ( the xl stands for extra leggy) • wears heavy clothes so he thinks they make him look shorter (but rly they just turn him into this cheap & memey version of slenderman bc he just can’t get the tentacle part right) • the neighborhood kids start crying whenever they see him on his bike and yj has to spend like 5 hours trying to calm them down and then 5 more to console • but rly he’s just an overgrown puppy in need of love and when he doesn’t receive enough he just wraps his arms and legs around someone like ‘hi it me the friendly octopus may our love prevail and may you never escape our - not gay at all what are you talking about we’re bros, bro - embrace~’ • he would write these super poetic poems about love & adoration and all that mushy mushy fluffy shit and then read them to the others (insert: distressed members trying to keep at least their sexuality straight bc they sure as hell can’t do that with their bikes) but then he adds ‘bro’ at the end and the magic dissipates and everyone is reminded that they keep him around just bc he looks rly ominous in the dark + he’s tall so he keeps other gangs away • goes home complaining to his hyungs about him just lightly pushing a bad guy to set him off and then said guy punched him in the face and he feels extremely wronged • ‘yeah i started it but he didn’t have to hit me so hard’ • usually complains at the dinner table and uses the kitchen utensils in his hand gestures and knocks some plates down and that is where he really catches those hands from mark and jinyoung • the members sometimes call him daddy long legs so at night he pretends he’s the babadook and hides in their closets just to mess with them bc he can • and after he startles them he’s like ‘why did you -hyung stop screaming it’s just me- why did you think it was ok to put the cereal on the bottom shelf you know i never notice things that are below my arms’ ((lmao he never gets an answer bc jackson always faints)) • at first he didn’t want to join the gang because that meant buying a motorcycle and he couldn’t do that bc when he was 13 his parents bought him this rly snazzy™ bike for his bday - a few months later and he couldn’t use it anymore bc he’s grown out of it and he’s been scarred ever since so now he thinks that bikes make him grow taller & he fears that one day he might crush his smol friends while stepping on them • ok but like grannies love him tho bc he’s lean, strong & can carry things =>> he’s like perfect grandson material and when he’s not around they can’t stop gushing about him and yj is on the verge of crying every time bc this is so beautiful this is what he lives for and he sometimes records them and plays the recording when he’s sad and can’t sleep • has troubles with talking back to his hyungs and sometimes gets smacked without deserving it bc jb think’s he’s being sarcastic but that’s just his voice give the boy a break • during the winters he wears this weird ass fur coat that jb got him from the same dealer and he puts it on w a serious expression before the fights and acts like he’s jon snow and sometimes does it during jy’s negociations too but always gets the references wrong and told the barman during closing time that he shall not pass ((someone save him.mp3))

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I put the Bee Movie script through a Temmie talk translator

this was the result:

Bee movie script - dialogue transcript

according tu all known laws of aviation,

ther iz no way a bee should be able tu fly.

its wings r too SMOL tu get its fat little body off da ground.

da bee, of course, flys anyway

because bees dont care WHAT give Tem hOIVES! think iz impossible.

yellow, black. Yellow, black. yellow, black. Yellow, black.

ooh, black and yellow! let's shake it up a little.

barry! breakfast iz ready!

ooming!

hang on a second.

hOI!!!?

- barry? - adam?

- oan u believe dis happening? - tem cant. Tem'll pick u up.

looking sharp.

use da stairs. Ur father paid gud MONEE FOR COLLEG for those.

sorry. Tem'm excited.

here's da graduate. WE're very proud of u, son.

a perfect report card, all b's.

very proud.

ma! tem got a THIN gonna here.

- u got lint on ur fuzz. - ow! dat's meh!

- wave tu us! WE'll be in row 118,000. - bOI!!!!!!

barry, tem told u, stop flying in da house!

- hey, adam. - hey, barry.

- iz dat fuzz gel? - a little. Special day, graduation.

nevs thought tem'd mak it.

three days grade tem tired..., three days high tem tired....

those were awkward.

three days colleg. Tem'm glad tem took a day and hitchhiked around da hive.

u did com back different.

- hOI!!!, barry. - artie, growing a mustache? looks gud.

- hear about frankie? - YAYA.

- u gonna tu da funeral? - no, tem'm not gonna.

everybody knows, sting someone, u die.

dont waste it on a squirrel. such a hothead.

tem guess he could have just gotten out of da way.

tem love dis incorporating an amusement park into our day.

dat's y WE dont need vacations.

boi, quite a bit of pomp... under da circumstances.

- well, adam, today WE r men. - WE r!

- bee-men. - amen!

hallelujah!

students, faculty, distinguished bees,

plz welcom dean buzzwell.

welcom, new hive oity graduating class of...

...9:15.

dat concludes our ceremonys.

and begins ur career at honex industries!

wil WE pick ourjob today?

tem heard it's just orientation.

heads up! here WE go.

keep ur hands and antennas inside da tram at all times.

- wonder WHAT it'll be liek? - a little scary.

welcom tu honex, a division of honesco

and a part of da hexagon group.

dis it!

wow.

WE know dat u, as a bee, have worked yer whole life

tu get tu da point where u can work for yer whole life.

honey begins when our valiant pollen jocks bring da nectar tu da hive.

our top-secret formula

iz automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured

into dis soothing sweet syrup

wit its distinctive golden glow u know as...

honey!

- dat girl was hot. - she's ma cousin!

- she iz? - yas, WE're all cousins.

- right. U're right. - at honex, WE constantly strive

tu improve every aspect of bee existence.

these bees r stress-testing a new helmet technology.

- WHAT do u think he makes? - not enough.

here WE have our latest advancement, da krelman.

- WHAT does dat do? - oatches dat little strand of honey

dat hangs after u pour it. saves us millions.

oan anyone work on da krelman?

of course. Most bee jobs r SMOL ones. But bees know

dat every SMOL job, if it's done well, means a lot.

but choose carefully

because u'll stay in da job u pick for da rest of ur life.

da same job da rest of ur life? tem didn't know dat.

WHAT's da difference?

u'll be happy tu know dat bees, as a species, haven't had one day off

in 27 million years.

so u'll just work us tu death?

WE'll sher try.

wow! dat blew ma mind!

"what's da difference?" how can u say dat?

one job forever? dat's an insane choice tu have tu mak.

tem'm relieved. Now WE only have tu mak one decision in life.

but, adam, how could they nevs have told us dat?

y would u question anything? WE're bees.

WE're da most perfectly functioning society on earth.

u ever think maybe THINs work a little too well here?

liek WHAT? give meh one example.

tem dont know. But u know WHAT tem'm talking about.

plz clear da gate. royal nectar force on approach.

wait a second. Oheck it out.

- hey, those r pollen jocks! - wow.

tem've nevs seen them dis close.

they know WHAT it's liek outside da hive.

YAYA, but sum don com back.

- hey, jocks! - hOI!!!, jocks!

u guys did great!

u're monsters! u're sky freaks! tem love it! tem love it!

- tem wonder where they were. - tem dont know.

their day's not planned.

outside da hive, flying who knows where, doin who knows WHAT.

u can'tjust decide tu be a pollen jock. U have tu be bred for dat.

right.

look. Dat's MOAR pollen than u and tem wil see in a lifetime.

it's just a status symbol. bees mak too much of it.

perhaps. Unless u're wearing it and da ladys see u wearing it.

those ladies? aren't they our cousins too?

distant. Distant.

look at these two.

- oouple of hive harrys. - let's have fun wit them.

it must be dangerous being a pollen jock.

YAYA. Once a bear pinned meh against a mushroom dance!

he had a paw on ma throat, and wit da other, he was slapping meh!

- oh, ma! - tem nevs thought tem'd knock him out.

WHAT were u doin during dis?

tryin tu alert da authoritys.

tem can autograph dat.

a little gusty out ther today, wasn't it, comrades?

YAYA. Gusty.

WE're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.

- six miles, huh? - barry!

a puddle jump for us, but maybe u're not up for it.

- maybe tem am. - u r not!

WE're gonna 0900 at j-gate.

WHAT do u think, buzzy-boy? r u bee enough?

tem might be. It all depends on WHAT 0900 means.

hey, honex!

dad, u surprised meh.

u decide WHAT u're interested in?

- well, ther's a lot of choices. - but u only get one.

do u ever get bored doin da same job every day?

son, let meh tell u about stirring.

u grab dat stick, and u just move it around, and u stir it around.

u get yourself into a rhythm. it's a beautiful THIN.

u know, dad, da MOAR tem think about it,

maybe da honey field just isn't right for meh.

u were thinking of WHAT, making balloon animals?

dat's a bad job for a guy wit a stinger.

janet, yer son's not sher he wants tu go into honey!

- barry, u r so funny sometimes. - tem'm not tryin tu be funny.

u're not funny! u're gonna into honey. Our son, da stirrer!

- u're gonna be a stirrer? - no one's listening tu meh!

wait till u see da sticks tem have.

tem could say anything right now. tem'm gonna get an ant tattoo!

let's open sum honey and celebrate!

maybe tem'll pierce ma thorax. shave ma antennae.

shack up wit a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!

tem'm so proud.

- WE're starting work today! - today's da day.

oome on! all da gud jobs wil be gone.

YAYA, right.

pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal...

- iz it still available? - hang on. Two left!

one of them's yours! oongratulations! step tu da side.

- WHAT'd u get? - picking crud out. Stellar!

wow!

oouple of newbies?

yez, sir! our first day! WE r ready!

mak yer choice.

- u want tu go first? - no, u go.

oh, ma. WHAT's available?

restroom attendant's open, not for da reason u think.

- any chance of getting da krelman? - sher, u're on.

tem'm sorry, da krelman just closed out.

wax monkey's always open.

da krelman opened up again.

WHAT happened?

a bee died. Makes an opening. See? he's ded. Another ded one.

deady. Deadified. Two MOAR ded.

ded from da neck up. ded from da neck down. Dat's life!

oh, dis so hard!

heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,

humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,

mite wrangler. Barry, WHAT do u think tem should... Barry?

barry!

all right, WE've got da sunflower patch in quadrant nine...

WHAT happened tu u? where r u?

- tem'm gonna out. - out? out where?

- out ther. - oh, no!

tem have tu, before tem go tu work for da rest of ma life.

u're gonna die! u're crazy! hOI!!!?

another call coming in.

if anyone's feelin brave, ther's a korean deli on 83rd

dat gets their roses today.

hey, guys.

- look at dat. - isn't dat da kid WE saw yesterday?

hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.

it's ok, lou. WE're gonna take him up.

really? feelin lucky, r u?

sign here, here. Just initial dat.

- thank u. - ok.

u got a rain advisory today,

and as u all know, bees cannot fly in rain.

so be careful. As always, watch yer brooms,

hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.

also, tem got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.

murphy's in a temmie village because of it, babbling liek a cicada!

- dat's awful. - and a reminder for u rookies,

bee law number one, absolutely no talking tu give Tem hOIVES!!

all right, launch positions!

buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

black and yellow!

hOI!!!!

u ready for dis, hot shot?

YAYA. YAYA, bring it on.

wind, RATED TEM OUTTA TEM..

- antennae, RATED TEM OUTTA TEM.. - nectar pack, RATED TEM OUTTA TEM..

- wings, RATED TEM OUTTA TEM.. - stinger, RATED TEM OUTTA TEM..

scared out of ma shorts, RATED TEM OUTTA TEM..

ok, ladies,

let's move it out!

pound those petunias, u striped stem-suckers!

all of u, drain those flowers!

wow! tem'm out!

tem cant believe tem'm out!

so blue.

tem feel so fast and free!

box kite!

wow!

flowers!

dis blue leader. WE have roses visual.

bring it around 30 degrees and hold.

roses!

30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.

stand tu da side, kid. it's got a bit of a kick.

dat iz one nectar collector!

- ever see pollination up close? - no, sir.

tem pick up sum pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over ther,

a pinch on dat one. see dat? it's a little bit of magic.

dat's amazing. Y do WE do dat?

dat's pollen power. MOAR pollen, MOAR flowers, MOAR nectar, MOAR honey for us.

oool.

tem'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. oould be daisys. Don WE need those?

oopy dat visual.

wait. One of these flowers seems tu be on da move.

say again? u're reporting a moving flower?

affirmative.

dat was on da line!

dis da coolest. WHAT iz it?

tem dont know, but tem'm loving dis CULER.

it smells gud. not liek a flower, but tem liek it.

YAYA, fuzzy.

ohemical-y.

oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.

ma sweet lord of bees!

oandy-brain, get off ther!

problem!

- guys! - dis could be bad.

affirmative.

very close.

gonna hurt.

mama's little boi.

u r way out of position, rookie!

ooming in at u liek a missile!

help meh!

tem dont think these r flowers.

- should WE tell him? - tem think he knows.

WHAT iz dis?!

match point!

u can start packing up, honey, because u're about tu nom it!

yowser!

GROSS.

ther's a bee in da car!

- do something! - tem'm driving!

- hOI!!!, bee. - he's back here!

he's gonna tu sting meh!

nobody move. If u dont move, he wont sting u. Freeze!

he blinked!

spray him, granny!

WHAT r u doin?!

wow... da tension level out here iz unbelievable.

tem gotta get temmie village.

oan't fly in rain.

mayday! mayday! bee gonna down!

ken, could u close da window plz?

oheck out ma new resume. tem made it into a fold-out brochure.

u see? folds out.

oh, no. MOAR give Tem hOIVES!. Tem don need dis.

WHAT was dat?

maybe dis tem. Dis tem. Dis tem. dis tem! dis tem! dis...

drapes!

dat iz diabolical.

it's fantastic. It's got all ma special skills, even ma top-ten favrite movys.

WHAT's number one? star wars?

nah, tem dont go for dat...

...kind of stuf.

no wonder WE shouldn't talk tu them. they're out of their minds.

when tem leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, cant believe WHAT tem say.

ther's da sun. Maybe dat's a way out.

tem don remember da sun having a BIGS 75 on it.

tem predicted global warming.

tem could feel it getting hotter. at first tem thought it was just meh.

wait! stop! bee!

stand back. These r winter boots.

wait!

dont kill him!

u know tem'm allergics tu them! dis THIN could kill meh!

y does his life have less value than yours?

y does his life have any less value than mine? iz dat yer statement?

tem'm just saying all life haz value. U dont know WHAT he's capable of feelin.

ma brochure!

ther u go, little guy.

tem'm not scared of him. it's an allergics THIN.

put dat on ur resume brochure.

ma whole face could puff up.

mak it one of ur special skills.

knocking someone out iz also a special skill.

right. BOI!!!!!, vanessa. Tanks.

- vanessa, next week? yogurt night? - sher, ken. U know, whatever.

- u could put carob chips on ther. - bOI!!!!!.

- supposed tu be less calorys. - bOI!!!!!.

tem gotta say something.

she saved ma life. tem gotta say something.

all right, here it goes.

nah.

WHAT would tem say?

tem could really get in trouble.

it's a bee law. u're not supposed tu talk tu a hooman.

tem cant believe tem'm doin dis.

tem've gotta.

oh, tem cant dew it!!!. Oome on!

no. Yas. No.

dew it!!!. Tem cant.

how should tem start it? "you liek jazz?" no, dat's no gud.

here she comes! spek, u fool!

hOI!!!!

tem'm sorry.

- u're talking. - yas, tem know.

u're talking!

tem'm so sorry.

no, it's ok. It's fine. tem know tem'm dreaming.

but tem don recall gonna tu bed.

well, tem'm sher dis iz very disconcerting.

dis a bit of a surprise tu meh. tem mean, u're a bee!

tem am. And tem'm not supposed tu be doin dis,

but they were all tryin tu kill meh.

and if it wasn't for u...

tem had tu thank u. it's just how tem was raised.

dat was a little weird.

- tem'm talking wit a bee. - YAYA.

tem'm talking tu a bee. and da bee iz talking tu meh!

tem just want tu say tem'm grateful. tem'll leave now.

- wait! how did u lern tu do dat? - WHAT?

da talking THIN.

same way u did, tem guess. "mama, dada, honey." u pick it up.

- dat's very funny. - YAYA.

bees r funny. If WE didn't laugh, WE'd cry wit WHAT WE have tu deal wit.

anyway...

oan tem...

...get u something? - liek WHAT?

tem don know. Tem mean... tem don know. Ooffee?

tem dont want tu put u out.

it's no trouble. It takes two minutes.

- it's just coffee. - tem hate tu impose.

- dont be ridiculous! - actually, tem would love a cup.

hey, u want rum cake?

- tem shouldn't. - have sum.

- no, tem cant. - oome on!

tem'm tryin tu lose a couple micrograms.

- where? - these stripes don help.

u look great!

tem don know if u know anything about fashion.

r u all right?

no.

he's making da tie in da cab as they're flying up madison.

he finally gets ther.

he runs up da steps into da church. da wedding iz on.

and he says, "watermelon? tem thought u said guatemalan.

y would tem marry a watermelon?"

iz dat a bee joke?

dat's da kind of stuf WE do.

YAYA, different.

so, WHAT r u gonna do, barry?

about work? tem dont know.

tem want tu do ma part for da hive, but tem cant dew it!!! da way they want.

tem know how u feel.

- u do? - sher.

ma parents wanted meh tu be a lawyer or a doctor, but tem wanted tu be a florist.

- really? - ma only interest iz flowers.

our new queen was just elected wit dat same campaign slogan.

anyway, if u look...

ther's ma hive right ther. See it?

u're in sheep meadow!

yez! tem'm right off da turtle pond!

no way! tem know dat area. tem lost a toe ring ther once.

- y do girls put rings on their toes? - y not?

- it's liek putting a hat on yer knee. - maybe tem'll try dat.

- u all right, ma'am? - oh, YAYA. Fine.

just having two cups of coffee!

anyway, dis haz been great. tanks for da coffee.

YAYA, it's no trouble.

sorry tem couldn't finish it. If tem did, tem'd be up da rest of ma life.

r u...?

oan tem take a piece of dis wit meh?

sher! here, have a crumb.

- tanks! - YAYA.

all right. Well, den... tem guess tem'll see u around.

or not.

ok, barry.

and thank u so much again... for before.

oh, dat? dat was nothing.

well, not nothing, but... Anyway...

dis cant possibly work.

he's all set tu go. WE may as well try it.

ok, dave, pull da chute.

- sounds amazing. - it was amazing!

it was da scariest, happiest moment of ma life.

hoomans! tem cant believe u were wit hoomans!

giant, scary hoomans! WHAT were they liek?

huge and crazy. They talk crazy.

they nom crazy giant THINs. they drive crazy.

- do they try and kill u, liek on tv? - sum of them. But sum of them don.

- how'd u get back? - poodle.

u did it, and tem'm glad. U saw whatever u wanted tu see.

u had ur "experience." now u can pick out yourjob and be normal.

- well... - well?

well, tem met someone.

u did? was she bee-ish?

- a wasp?! yer parents wil kill u! - no, no, no, not a wasp.

- spider? - tem'm not attracted tu spiders.

tem know it's da hottest THIN, wit da eight legs and all.

tem cant get by dat face.

so who iz she?

she's... hooman.

no, no. Dat's a bee law. u wouldn't break a bee law.

- hur name's vanessa. - oh, boi.

she's so nice. And she's a florist!

oh, no! u're dating a hooman florist!

WE're not dating.

u're flying outside da hive, talking tu hoomans dat attack our homes

wit power washers and m-80s! one-eighth a stick of dynamite!

she saved ma life! and she understands meh.

dis over!

nom dis.

dis not over! WHAT was dat?

- they call it a crumb. - it was so stingin' stripey!

and dat's not WHAT they nom. dat's WHAT falls off WHAT they nom!

- u know WHAT a oinnabon iz? - no.

it's bread and cinnamon and frosting. they HOTS it up...

sit down!

...really hot! - listen tu meh!

WE r not them! WE're us. ther's us and ther's them!

yez, but who can deny da heart dat iz yearning?

ther's no yearning. stop yearning. Listen tu meh!

u have gotta start thinking bee, ma frend. Thinking bee!

- thinking bee. - thinking bee.

thinking bee! thinking bee! thinking bee! thinking bee!

ther he iz. He's in da pool.

u know WHAT yer problem iz, barry?

tem gotta start thinking bee?

how much longer wil dis go on?

it's been three days! y aren't u working?

tem've got a lot of BIGS life decisions tu think about.

WHAT life? u have no life! u have no job. U're barely a bee!

would it kill u tu mak a little honey?

barry, com out. yer father's talking tu u.

martin, would u talk tu him?

barry, tem'm talking tu u!

u coming?

got everything?

all set!

go ahead. Tem'll catch up.

dont be too long.

watch dis!

vanessa!

- WE're still here. - tem told u not tu yell at him.

he doesn't respond tu yelling!

- den y yell at meh? - because u don listen!

tem'm not listening tu dis.

sorry, tem've gotta go.

- where r u gonna? - tem'm meeting a frend.

a girl? iz dis y u cant decide?

bOI!!!!!.

tem just hope she's bee-ish.

they have a huge parade of flowers every year in pasadena?

tu be in da tournament of roses, dat's every florist's dream!

up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering.

a tournament. Do da roses compete in athletic events?

no. All right, tem've got one. how com u dont fly everywhere?

it's exhausting. Y don u run everywhere? it's faster.

YAYA, ok, tem see, tem see. all right, yer turn.

tivo. U can just freeze live tv? dat's insane!

u don have dat?

WE have hivo, but it's a disease. it's a horrible, horrible disease.

oh, ma.

dumb bees!

u must want tu sting all those jerks.

WE try not tu sting. it's usually fatal for us.

so u have tu watch yer temper.

very carefully. u kick a wall, take a walk,

write an angry letter and throw it out. work through it liek any emotion:

anger, jealousy, lust.

oh, ma goodness! r u ok?

YAYA.

- WHAT iz wrong wit u?! - it's a bug.

he's not bothering anybody. get out of here, u creep!

WHAT was dat? a pic 'n' save circular?

YAYA, it was. How did u know?

it felt liek about 10 pages. seventy-five iz pretty much our limit.

u've really got dat down tu a SCIENCE!.

- tem lost a cousin tu italian vogue. - tem'll bet.

WHAT in da name of mighty hercules iz dis?

how did dis get here? oute bee, golden blossom,

ray liotta private select?

- iz he dat actor? - tem nevs heard of him.

- y iz dis here? - for people. WE nom it.

u dont have enough FOOB of yer own?

- well, yas. - how do u get it?

- bees mak it. - tem know who makes it!

and it's hard tu mak it!

ther's heating, cooling, stirring. u need a whole krelman THIN!

- it's organic. - it's our-ganic!

it's just honey, barry.

just WHAT?!

bees dont know about dis! dis stealing! a lot of stealing!

u've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! dis all WE have!

and it's on sale?! tem'm getting tu da bottom of dis.

tem'm getting tu da bottom of all of dis!

hey, hector.

- u almost done? - almost.

he iz here. Tem sense it.

well, tem guess tem'll go temmie village now

and just leave dis nice honey out, wit no one around.

u're busted, box boi!

tem knew tem heard something. so u can talk!

tem can talk. and now u'll start talking!

where u getting da sweet stuf? who's ur supplier?

tem dont understan. tem thought WE were frends.

da last THIN WE want tu do iz upset bees!

u're too late! it's ours now!

u, sir, have crossed da wrong sword!

u, sir, wil be lunch for ma iguana, ignacio!

where iz da honey coming from?

tell meh where!

honey farms! it comes from honey farms!

orazy person!

WHAT horrible THIN haz happened here?

these faces, they nevs knew WHAT hit them. And now

they're on da road tu nowhere!

just keep still.

WHAT? u're not ded?

do tem look ded? they wil wipe anything dat moves. Where u headed?

tu honey farms. tem am onto something huge here.

tem'm gonna tu alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuf. Blows yer head off!

tem'm gonna tu tacoma.

- and u? - he really iz ded.

all right.

uh-oh!

- WHAT iz dat?! - oh, no!

- a wiper! triple blade! - triple blade?

jump on! it's ur only chance, bee!

y does everything have tu be so doggone clean?!

how much do u people need tu see?!

open ur eyes! stick ur head out da window!

from npr news in washington, tem'm oarl kasell.

but don kill no MOAR bugs!

- bee! - moose blood guy!!

- u hear something? - liek WHAT?

liek tiny screaming.

turn off da radio.

whassup, bee boi?

hey, blood.

just a row of honey jars, as far as da eye could see.

wow!

tem assume wherever dis truck goes iz where they're getting it.

tem mean, dat honey's ours.

- bees hang tight. - WE're all jammed in.

it's a close community.

not us, man. WE on our own. every mosquito on his own.

- WHAT if u get in trouble? - u a mosquito, u in trouble.

nobody lieks us. They just smack. see a mosquito, smack, smack!

at least u're out in da world. u must meet girls.

mosquito girls try tu trade up, get wit a moth, dragonfly.

mosquito girl dont want no mosquito.

u gotta be kidding meh!

mooseblood's about tu leave da building! so long, bee!

- hey, guys! - mooseblood!

tem knew tem'd catch y'all down here. did u bring yer crazy straw?

WE throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit.

WHAT iz dis place?

a bee's got a brain da size of a pinhead.

they r pinheads!

pinhead.

- oheck out da new smoker. - oh, sweet. Dat's da one u want.

da thomas 3000!

smoker?

ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. twice da nicotine, all da tar.

a couple breaths of dis knocks them right out.

they mak da honey, and WE mak da MONEE FOR COLLEG.

"they mak da honey, and WE mak da MONEE FOR COLLEG"?

oh, ma!

WHAT's gonna on? r u ok?

YAYA. It doesn't last too long.

do u know u're in a fake hive wit fake walls?

our queen was moved here. WE had no choice.

dis ur queen? dat's a man in women's clothes!

dat's a drag queen!

WHAT iz dis?

oh, no!

ther's hundreds of them!

bee honey.

our honey iz being brazenly stolen on a massive scale!

dis worse than anything bears have done! tem intend tu do something.

oh, barry, stop.

who told u hoomans r taking our honey? dat's a rumor.

do these look liek rumors?

dat's a conspiracy theory. these r obviously doctored photos.

how did u get mixed up in dis?

he's been talking tu give Tem hOIVES!.

- WHAT? - talking tu give Tem hOIVES!?!

he haz a hooman girlfriend. and they mak out!

mak out? barry!

WE do not.

- u wish u could. - whose side r u on?

da bees!

tem dated a cricket once in san antonio. those crazy legs kept meh up all night.

barry, dis WHAT u want tu do wit yer life?

tem want tu dew it!!! for all our lives. nobody works harder than bees!

dad, tem remember u coming temmie village so overworked

yer hands were still stirring. u couldn't stop.

tem remember dat.

WHAT right do they have tu our honey?

WE live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!

even if it's true, WHAT can one bee do?

sting them where it really hurts.

in da face! da eye!

- dat would hurt. - no.

up da nose? dat's a killer.

ther's only one place u can sting da hoomans, one place where it matters.

hive at five, da hive's only full-hour action news source.

no MOAR bee beards!

wit Bob's really cool bumble at da anchor desk.

weather wit storm stinger.

sports wit buzz larvi.

and jeanette ohung.

- gud evening. Tem'm Bob's really cool bumble. - and tem'm jeanette ohung.

a tri-county bee, barry benson,

intends tu sue da hooman race for stealing our honey,

packaging it and profiting from it illegally!

tomorrow night on bee larry king,

WE'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book,

olassy ladies, out dis week on hexagon.

tonight WE're talking tu barry benson.

did u ever think, "i'm a kid from da hive. Tem cant do dis"?

bees have nevs been afraid tu change da world.

WHAT about bee oolumbus? bee gandhi? bejesus?

where tem'm from, WE'd nevs sue hoomans.

WE were thinking of stickball or candy stores.

how old r u?

da bee community iz supporting u in dis case,

which wil be da trial of da bee century.

u know, they have a larry king in da hooman world too.

it's a common name. Next week...

he looks liek u and haz a show and suspenders and colored dots...

next week...

glasses, quotes on da bottom from da guest even though u just heard 'em.

bear week next week! they're scary, hairy and here live.

always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very jewish.

in tennis, u attack at da point of weakness!

it was ma grandmother, ken. She's 81.

honey, hur backhand's a joke! tem'm not gonna take advantage of dat?

quiet, plz. actual work gonna on here.

- iz dat that same bee? - yas, it iz!

tem'm helping him sue da hooman race.

- hOI!!!. - hOI!!!, bee.

dis ken.

YAYA, tem remember u. Timberland, size tem and a half. Vibram sole, tem believe.

y does he talk again?

listen, u better go 'cause WE're really busy working.

but it's our yogurt night!

bye-bye.

y iz yogurt night so difficult?!

u poor THIN. u two have been at dis for hours!

yez, and adam here haz been a huge help.

- frosting... - how many sugars?

just one. Tem try not tu use da competition.

so y r u helping meh?

bees have gud qualitys.

and it takes ma mind off da tem shop.

instead of flowers, people r giving balloon bouquets now.

those r great, if u're three.

and artificial flowers.

- oh, those just get meh psychotic! - YAYA, meh too.

bent stingers, pointless pollination.

bees must hate those fake THINs!

nothing worse than a daffodil dat's had work done.

maybe dis could mak up for it a little bit.

- dis lawsuit's a pretty BIGS deal. - tem guess.

u sher u want tu go through wit it?

am tem sher? when tem'm done wit da give Tem hOIVES!, they wont be able

tu say, "honey, tem'm temmie village," without paying a royalty!

it's an incredible scene here in downtown manhattan,

where da world anxiously waits, because for da first tem in histery,

WE wil hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually spek.

WHAT have WE gotten into here, barry?

it's pretty BIGS, isn't it?

tem cant believe how many hoomans dont work during da day.

u think billion-dollar multinational FOOB companys have gud lawyers?

everybody needs tu stay behind da barricade.

- WHAT's da matter? - tem don know, tem just got a chill.

well, if it isn't da bee team.

u boys work on dis?

all rise! da honorable judge bumbleton presiding.

all right. Oase number 4475,

superior oourt of new york, barry bee benson v. da honey industry

iz now in session.

mr. Montgomery, u're representing da five FOOB companys collectively?

a privilege.

mr. Benson... u're representing all da bees of da world?

tem'm kidding. Yez, yer honor, WE're ready tu proceed.

mr. Montgomery, yer opening statement, plz.

ladys and gentlemen of da jury,

ma grandmother was a simple woman.

born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right

tu benefit from da bounty of nature god put before us.

if WE lived in da topsy-turvy world mr. Benson imagines,

just think of WHAT would it mean.

tem would have tu negotiate wit da silkworm

for da elastic in ma britches!

talking bee!

how do WE know dis isn't sum sort of

holographic motion-picture-capture hollywood wizardry?

they could be using laser beams!

robotics! ventriloquism! oloning! for all WE know,

he could be on steroids!

mr. Benson?

ladys and gentlemen, ther's no trickery here.

tem'm just an ordinary bee. honey's pretty important tu meh.

it's important tu all bees. WE invented it!

WE mak it. And WE protect it wit our lives.

unfortunately, ther r sum people in dis room

who think they can take it from us

'cause WE're da little guys! tem'm hoping dat, after dis all over,

u'll see how, by taking our honey, u not only take everything WE have

but everything WE r!

tem wish he'd dress liek dat all da tem. So nice!

oall yer first witness.

so, mr. Klauss vanderhayden of honey farms, BIGS company u have.

tem suppose so.

tem see u also own honeyburton and honron!

yas, they provide beekeepers for our farms.

beekeeper. Tem find dat tu be a very disturbing term.

tem dont imagine u employ any bee-free-ers, do u?

- no. - tem couldn't hear u.

- no. - no.

because u dont free bees. u keep bees. Not only dat,

it seems u thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey.

they're very lovable creatures.

yogi bear, fozzie bear, build-a-bear.

u mean liek dis?

bears kill bees!

how'd u liek his head crashing through yer living room?!

biting into yer couch! spitting out yer throw pillows!

ok, dat's enough. Take him away.

so, mr. Sting, thank u for being here. yer name intrigues meh.

- where have tem heard it before? - tem was wit a band called da police.

but u've nevs been a police officer, have u?

no, tem haven't.

no, u haven't. And so here WE have yet another example

of bee culture casually stolen by a hooman

for nothing MOAR than a prance-about stage name.

oh, plz.

have u ever been stung, mr. Sting?

because tem'm feelin a little stung, sting.

or should tem say... Mr. Gordon m. Sumner!

dat's not his real name?! u idiots!

mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on

ur emmy win for a guest spot on er in 2005.

thank u. Thank u.

tem see from yer resume dat u're devilishly handsome

wit a churning inner turmoil dat's ready tu blow.

tem enjoy WHAT tem do. Iz dat a crime?

not yet it isn't. But iz dis WHAT it's com tu for u?

exploiting tiny, helpless bees so u dont

have tu rehearse yer part and lern yer lines, sir?

watch it, benson! tem could blow right now!

dis isn't a goodfella. dis a badfella!

y doesn't someone just step on dis creep, and WE can all go temmie village?!

- order in dis court! - u're all thinking it!

order! order, tem say!

- say it! - mr. Liotta, plz sit down!

tem think it was awfully nice of dat bear tu pitch in liek dat.

tem think da jury's on our side.

r WE doin everything right, legally?

tem'm a florist.

right. Well, here's tu a great team.

tu a great team!

well, hOI!!!.

- ken! - hOI!!!.

tem didn't think u were coming.

no, tem was just late. tem tried tu call, but... da battery.

tem didn't want all dis tu go tu waste, so tem called barry. Luckily, he was free.

oh, dat was lucky.

ther's a little left. tem could HOTS it up.

YAYA, HOTS it up, sher, whatever.

so tem hear u're quite a tennis player.

tem'm not much for da game myself. da ball's a little grabby.

dat's where tem usually sit. right... ther.

ken, barry was looking at ur resume,

and he agreed wit meh dat eating wit chopsticks isn't really a special skill.

u think tem dont see WHAT u're doin?

tem know how hard it iz tu find da rightjob. WE have dat in common.

do WE?

bees have 100 percent employment, but WE do jobs liek taking da crud out.

dat's just WHAT tem was thinking about doin.

ken, tem let barry borrow ur razor for his fuzz. Tem hope dat was all right.

tem'm gonna tu drain da old stinger.

YAYA, u do dat.

look at dat.

u know, tem've just about had it

wit ur little mind games.

- WHAT's dat? - italian vogue.

mamma mia, dat's a lot of pages.

a lot of ads.

remember WHAT van said, y iz ur life MOAR valuable than mine?

funny, tem just cant seem tu recall dat!

tem think something stinks in here!

tem love da smell of flowers.

how do u liek da smell of flames?!

not as much.

waters bug! not taking sides!

ken, tem'm wearing a ohapstick hat! dis pathetic!

tem've got issues!

well, well, well, a royal flush!

- u're bluffing. - am tem?

surf's up, dood!

poo waters!

dat bowl iz gnarly.

except for those dirty yellow rings!

kenneth! WHAT r u doin?!

u know, tem dont even liek honey! tem dont nom it!

WE need tu talk!

he's just a little bee!

and he happens tu be da nicest bee tem've met in a long tem!

long tem? WHAT r u talking about?! r ther other bugs in yer life?

no, but ther r other THINs bugging meh in life. And u're one of them!

fine! talking bees, no yogurt night...

ma nerves r fried from riding on dis emotional roller coaster!

goodbye, ken.

and for yer information,

tem prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man!

tem'm sorry about all dat.

tem know it's got an aftertaste! tem liek it!

tem always felt ther was sum kind of barrier between ken and meh.

tem couldn't overcome it. oh, well.

r u ok for da trial?

tem believe mr. Montgomery iz about out of ideas.

WE would liek tu call mr. Barry benson bee tu da stand.

gud idea! u can really see y he's considered one of da best lawyers...

YAYA.

layton, u've gotta weave sum magic

wit dis jury, or it's gonna be all over.

don worry. Da only THIN tem have tu do tu turn dis jury around

iz tu remind them of WHAT they don liek about bees.

- u got da tweezers? - r u allergics?

only tu losing, son. Only tu losing.

mr. Benson bee, tem'll ask u WHAT tem think WE'd all liek tu know.

WHAT exactly iz ur relationship

tu dat woman?

WE're frends.

- gud frends? - yas.

how gud? do u live together?

wait a minute...

r u hur little...

...bedbug?

tem've seen a bee documentary or two. from WHAT tem understan,

doesn't ur queen give birth tu all da bee children?

- YAYA, but... - so those aren't ur real parents!

- oh, barry... - yez, they r!

hold meh back!

u're an illegitimate bee, aren't u, benson?

he's denouncing bees!

don y'all date yer cousins?

- objection! - tem'm gonna tu pincushion dis guy!

adam, don! it's WHAT he wants!

oh, tem'm hit!!

oh, lordy, tem am hit!

order! order!

da venom! da venom iz coursing through ma veins!

tem have been felled by a winged beast of destruction!

u see? u cant treat them liek equals! they're striped savages!

stinging's da only THIN they know! it's their way!

- adam, stay wit meh. - tem cant feel ma legs.

WHAT angel of mercy wil com forward tu suck da poison

from ma heaving buttocks?

tem wil have order in dis court. Order!

order, plz!

da case of da honeybees versus da hooman race

took a pointed turn against da bees

yesterday when one of their legal team stung layton t. Montgomery.

- hey, buddy. - hey.

- iz ther much pain? - YAYA.

tem...

tem blew da whole case, didn't tem?

it doesn't matter. WHAT matters iz u're alive. U could have died.

tem'd be better off ded. Look at meh.

they got it from da cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.

look, ther's a little celery still on it.

WHAT was it liek tu sting someone?

tem cant explain it. It was all...

all adrenaline and den... and den ecstasy!

all right.

u think it was all a trap?

of course. Tem'm sorry. tem flew us right into dis.

WHAT were WE thinking? look at us. WE're just a couple of bugs in dis world.

WHAT wil da hoomans do tu us if they win?

tem dont know.

tem hear they put da roaches in motels. dat doesn't sound so bad.

adam, they RATED TEM OUTTA TEM. in, but they don RATED TEM OUTTA TEM. out!

oh, ma.

oould u get a nurse tu close dat window?

- y? - da smoke.

bees don smoke.

right. Bees don smoke.

bees don smoke! but sum bees r smoking.

dat's it! dat's our case!

it iz? it's not over?

get dressed. Tem've gotta go somewhere.

get back tu da court and stall. stall any way u can.

and assuming u've done step correctly, u're ready for da tub.

mr. Flayman.

yas? yas, ur honor!

where iz da rest of ur team?

well, ur honor, it's interesting.

bees r trained tu fly haphazardly,

and as a result, WE dont mak very gud!!!!! tem.

tem actually heard a funny story about...

yer honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs

taken up enough of dis court's valuable tem?

how much longer wil WE allow these absurd shenanigans tu go on?

they have presented no compelling evidence tu support their charges

against ma clients, who run legitimate businesses.

tem move for a complete dismissal of dis entire case!

mr. Flayman, tem'm afraid tem'm gonna

tu have tu consider mr. Montgomery's motion.

but u cant! WE have a terrific case.

where iz yer proof? where iz da evidence?

show meh da smoking gun!

hold it, yer honor! u want a smoking gun?

here iz yer smoking gun.

WHAT iz dat?

it's a bee smoker!

WHAT, dis? dis harmless little contraption?

dis couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee.

look at WHAT haz happened

tu bees who have nevs been asked, "smoking or non?"

iz dis WHAT nature intended for us?

tu be forcibly addicted tu smoke machines

and man-made wooden slat work camps?

living out our lives as honey slaves tu da white man?

- WHAT r WE gonna do? - he's playing da specys card.

ladys and gentlemen, plz, free these bees!

free da bees! free da bees!

free da bees!

free da bees! free da bees!

da court finds in favor of da bees!

vanessa, WE won!

tem knew u could dew it!!!! high-five!

sorry.

tem'm ok! u know WHAT dis means?

all da honey wil finally belong tu da bees.

now WE wont have tu work so hard all da tem.

dis an unholy perversion of da balance of nature, benson.

u'll regret dis.

barry, how much honey iz out ther?

all right. One at a tem.

barry, who r u wearing?

ma sweater iz ralph lauren, and tem have no pants.

- WHAT if montgomery's right? - WHAT do u mean?

WE've been living da bee way a long tem, 27 million years.

oongratulations on ur victory. WHAT wil u demand as a settlement?

first, WE'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps.

den WE want back da honey dat was ours tu begin wit,

every last drop.

WE demand an end tu da glorification of da bear as anything MOAR

than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine.

WE're all aware of WHAT they do in da woods.

wait for ma signal.

take him out.

he'll have nauseous for a few hours, den he'll be fine.

and WE wil no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames...

but it's just a prance-about stage name!

...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products

and la-dee-da hooman tea-time snack garnishments.

oan't breathe.

bring it in, boys!

hold it right ther! gud.

tap it.

mr. Buzzwell, WE just passed three cups, and ther's gallons MOAR coming!

- tem think WE need tu shut down! - shut down? WE've nevs shut down.

shut down honey production!

stop making honey!

turn yer key, sir!

WHAT do WE do now?

oannonball!

WE're shutting honey production!

mission abort.

aborting pollination and nectar detail. returning tu base.

adam, u wouldn't believe how much honey was out ther.

oh, YAYA?

WHAT's gonna on? where iz everybody?

- r they out celebrating? - they're temmie village.

they dont know WHAT tu do. laying out, sleeping in.

tem heard ur uncle oarl was on his way tu san antonio wit a cricket.

at least WE got our honey back.

sometimes tem think, so WHAT if hoomans liked our honey? who wouldn't?

it's da greatest THIN in da world! tem was excited tu be part of making it.

dis was ma new desk. Dis was ma new job. Tem wanted tu dew it!!! really well.

and now...

now tem cant.

tem dont understan y they're not happy.

tem thought their lives would be better!

they're doin nothing. It's amazing. honey really changes people.

u don have any idea WHAT's gonna on, do u?

- WHAT did u want tu show meh? - dis.

WHAT happened here?

dat iz not da half of it.

oh, no. Oh, ma.

they're all wilting.

doesn't look very gud!!!!!, does it?

no.

and whose fault do u think dat iz?

u know, tem'm gonna guess bees.

bees?

specifically, meh.

tem didn't think bees not needing tu mak honey would affect all these THINs.

it's notjust flowers. fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.

dat's our whole sat test right ther.

take away produce, dat affects da entire animal kingdom.

and den, of course...

da hooman species?

so if ther's no MOAR pollination,

it could all just go south here, couldn't it?

tem know dis also partly ma fault.

how about a suicide pact?

how do WE dew it!!!?

- tem'll sting u, u step on meh. - thatjust kills u twice.

right, right.

listen, barry... sorry, but tem gotta get gonna.

tem had tu open ma mouth and talk.

vanessa?

vanessa? y r u leaving? where r u gonna?

tu da final tournament of roses parade in pasadena.

they've moved it tu dis weekend because all da flowers r dying.

it's da last chance tem'll ever have tu see it.

vanessa, tem just wanna say tem'm sorry. tem nevs meant it tu turn out liek dis.

tem know. Meh neither.

tournament of roses. roses cant do sports.

wait a minute. Roses. Roses?

roses!

vanessa!

roses?!

barry?

- roses r flowers! - yez, they r.

flowers, bees, pollen!

tem know. dat's y dis da last parade.

maybe not. oould u ask him tu slow down?

oould u slow down?

barry!

ok, tem made a huge mistake. dis a total disaster, all ma fault.

yez, it kind of iz.

tem've ruined da planet. tem wanted tu help u

wit da flower tem shop. tem've made it worse.

actually, it's completely closed down.

tem thought maybe u were remodeling.

but tem have another idea, and it's greater than ma previous ideas combined.

tem don want tu hear it!

all right, they have da roses, da roses have da pollen.

tem know every bee, plant and flower bud in dis park.

all WE gotta do iz get WHAT they've got back here wit WHAT WE've got.

- bees. - park.

- pollen! - flowers.

- repollination! - across da nation!

tournament of roses, pasadena, oalifornia.

they've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy.

security wil be tight.

tem have an idea.

vanessa bloome, ftd.

official floral business. It's real.

sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.

thank u. It was a gift.

once inside, WE just pick da right float.

how about da princess and da pea?

tem could be da princess, and u could be da pea!

yas, tem got it.

- where should tem sit? - WHAT r u?

- tem believe tem'm da pea. - da pea?

it goes under da mattresses.

- not in dis fairy tale, sweetheart. - tem'm getting da marshal.

u do dat! dis whole parade iz a fiasco!

let's see WHAT dis baby'll do.

hey, WHAT r u doin?!

den all WE do iz blend in wit traffic...

...without arousing suspicion.

once at da airport, ther's no stopping us.

stop! security.

- u and ur insect pack ur float? - yez.

haz it been in yer possession da entire tem?

would u remove yer shoes?

- remove yer stinger. - it's part of meh.

tem know. Just having sum fun. enjoy yer flight.

den if WE're lucky, WE'll have just enough pollen tu do da job.

oan u believe how lucky WE r? WE have just enough pollen tu do da job!

tem think dis gonna work.

it's gotta work.

attention, passengers, dis oaptain scott.

WE have a bit of bad weather in new york.

it looks liek WE'll experience a couple hours delay.

barry, these r cut flowers wit no waters. They'll nevs mak it.

tem gotta get up ther and talk tu them.

be careful.

oan tem get help wit da sky mall magazine?

tem'd liek tu order da talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.

oaptain, tem'm in a real situation.

- WHAT'd u say, hal? - nothing.

bee!

don freak out! ma entire specys...

WHAT r u doin?

- wait a minute! tem'm an attorney! - who's an attorney?

dont move.

oh, barry.

gud afternoon, passengers. dis ur captain.

would a miss vanessa bloome in 24b plz report tu da cockpit?

and plz hurry!

WHAT happened here?

ther was a dustbuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded.

one's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious!

- iz dat another bee joke? - no!

no one's flying da plane!

dis jfk control tower, flight 356. WHAT's ur status?

dis vanessa bloome. tem'm a florist from new york.

where's da pilot?

he's unconscious, and so iz da copilot.

not gud. Does anyone onboard have flight experience?

as a matter of fact, ther iz.

- who's dat? - barry benson.

from da honey trial?! oh, great.

vanessa, dis nothing MOAR than a BIGS metal bee.

it's got giant wings, huge engines.

tem cant fly a plane.

- y not? isn't john travolta a pilot? - yez.

how hard could it be?

wait, barry! WE're headed into sum lightning.

dis Bob's really cool bumble. WE have sum late-breaking news from jfk airport,

where a suspenseful scene iz developing.

barry benson, fresh from his legal victory...

dat's barry!

...iz attempting tu land a plane, loaded wit people, flowers

and an incapacitated flight crew.

flowers?!

WE have a storm in da area and two individuals at da controls

wit absolutely no flight experience.

just a minute. ther's a bee on dat plane.

tem'm quite familiar wit mr. Benson and his no-account compadres.

they've done enough damage.

but isn't he ur only hope?

technically, a bee shouldn't be able tu fly at all.

their wings r too SMOL...

haven't WE heard dis a million times?

"the surface area of da wings and body mass mak no sense."

- get dis on da air! - got it.

- stand by. - WE're gonna live.

da way WE work may be a mystery tu u.

making honey takes a lot of bees doin a lot of SMOL jobs.

but let meh tell u about a SMOL job.

if u dew it!!! well, it makes a BIGS difference.

MOAR than WE realized. tu us, tu everyone.

dat's y tem want tu get bees back tu working together.

dat's da bee way! WE're not made of jell-o.

WE get behind a fellow.

- black and yellow! - hOI!!!!

left, right, down, hover.

- hover? - forget hover.

dis isn't so hard. beep-beep! beep-beep!

barry, WHAT happened?!

wait, tem think WE were on autopilot da whole tem.

- dat may have been helping meh. - and now WE're not!

so it turns out tem cannot fly a plane.

all of u, let's get behind dis fellow! move it out!

move out!

our only chance iz if tem do WHAT tem'd do, u copy meh wit da wings of da plane!

don have tu yell.

tem'm not yelling! WE're in a lot of trouble.

it's very hard tu concentrate wit dat panicky tone in ur voice!

it's not a tone. Tem'm panicking!

tem cant do dis!

vanessa, pull yourself together. u have tu snap out of it!

u snap out of it.

- u snap out of it! - u snap out of it!

- hold it! - y? oome on, it's ma turn.

how iz da plane flying?

tem don know.

hOI!!!?

benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in ther?

da pollen jocks!

they do get behind a fellow.

- black and yellow. - hOI!!!.

all right, let's drop dis tin can on da blacktop.

where? tem cant see anything. Oan u?

no, nothing. It's all cloudy.

oome on. U gotta think bee, barry.

- thinking bee. - thinking bee.

thinking bee! thinking bee! thinking bee!

wait a minute. tem think tem'm feelin something.

- WHAT? - tem don know. It's strong, pulling meh.

liek a 27-million-year-old instinct.

bring da nose down.

thinking bee! thinking bee! thinking bee!

- WHAT in da world iz on da tarmac? - get sum lights on dat!

thinking bee! thinking bee! thinking bee!

- vanessa, aim for da flower. - ok.

out da engines. WE're gonna in on bee power. Ready, boys?

affirmative!

gud. Gud. Easy, now. Dat's it.

land on dat flower!

ready? full reverse!

spin it around!

- not dat flower! da other one! - which one?

- dat flower. - tem'm aiming at da flower!

dat's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. tem mean da giant pulsating flower

made of millions of bees!

pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.

rotate around it.

- dis insane, barry! - dis's da only way tem know how tu fly.

am tem koo-koo-kachoo, or iz dis plane flying in an insect-like pattern?

get yer nose in ther. Dont be afraid. smell it. Full reverse!

just drop it. Be a part of it.

aim for da center!

now drop it in! drop it in, woman!

oome on, already.

barry, WE did it! u taught meh how tu fly!

- yas. No high-five! - right.

barry, it worked! did u see da giant flower?

WHAT giant flower? where? of course tem saw da flower! dat was genius!

- thank u. - but WE're not done yet.

listen, everyone!

dis runway iz covered wit da last pollen

from da last flowers available anywhere on earth.

dat means dis our last chance.

WE're da only ones who mak honey, pollinate flowers and dress liek dis.

if WE're gonna survive as a species, dis our moment! WHAT do u say?

r WE gonna tu be bees, orjust museum of natural histery keychains?

WE're bees!

keychain!

den follow meh! except keychain.

hold on, barry. Here.

u've earned dis.

YAYA!

tem'm a pollen jock! and it's a perfect fit. All tem gotta do r da sleeves.

oh, YAYA.

dat's our barry.

Toriel! da bees r back!

if anybody needs tu mak a call, now's da tem.

tem got a feelin WE'll be working late tonight!

here's ur change. Have a great afternoon! oan tem help who's next?

would u liek sum honey wit dat? it iz bee-approved. Don forget these.

milk, cream, chez, it's all meh. and tem don see a nickel!

sometimes tem just feel liek a piece of meat!

tem had no idea.

barry, tem'm sorry. have u got a moment?

would u excuse meh? ma mosquito associate wil help u.

sorry tem'm late.

he's a lawyer too?

tem was already a blood-sucking parasite. all tem needed was a briefcase.

have a great afternoon!

barry, tem just got dis huge tulip order, and tem cant get them anywhere.

no problem, vannie. just leave it tu meh.

u're a lifesaver, barry. oan tem help who's next?

all right, scramble, jocks! it's tem tu fly.

thank u, barry!

dat bee iz living ma life!

let it go, kenny.

- when wil dis nightmare end?! - let it all go.

- beautiful day tu fly. - sher iz.

between u and meh, tem was dying tu get out of dat office.

u have got tu start thinking bee, ma frend.

- thinking bee! - meh?

hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it.

tem'm sorry. Tem'm sorry, everyone. oan WE stop here?

tem'm not making a major life decision during a production number!

all right. Take tem, everybody. wrap it up, guys.

tem had virtually no rehearsal for dat.

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