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for some reason im really feeling the Queer Euphoria in this chilis tonight, specifically: being so ambiguous its hilarious. there is No label to describe my orientation/gender. like yeah i use nonbinary bc technically it fits but also bc the flag Fucks. if asked, my only correct answer would be "Wildcard, Motherfucker!"
#both change on a daily basis#gender depends on vibes. weather. A Cool Art Piece I Saw On Tumblr. a dream i had the night prior. what im doing at the moment. song playin#i use & prefer they/them but really anything is free game For The Bit. i am willing to play pretend and try on different hats!#orientation depends on who im looking at in the moment. like i consistently surprise myself with who i do/dont find attractive#it also happens.... less than id expect. but when it does happen its a very strong Ohhhhhh. Ohoho Hi Heyyyy<3 moment#BUT OH ITS SO FUN TO BE UNLABELABLE#thats not a word! except yes it is!#i take the boxes people try to put me in. i make a sickass fort outta them & add blankets and pillows & paint#there is a drawbridge and a moat. and origami dragons!#its so so fun#but also very annoying on the rare occasion im asked what i am#like! fuck if i know! this is my first time being alive! its none of my business! i have bigger omelets to burn!#its like....#'are you gay' yes but also no 'are you a lesbian' yes but also no 'are you bi' yes but also no 'are you-' Yes But Also No.#again: wildcard.#absolutely unprompted#its like... oh man if i wasnt so squeamish about syringes i could make my gender Soooo Me <3#bc i want a deeper voice but i like my body how it is. mostly. its literally just my voice that i dont like#& facial hair would be nice but also do i want to deal with the hassle that is shaving. no i do not <3#still i cherish the two hairs i have on my chin. theyre so neat#i wish skirts were comfortable. i need a better eyeliner pen. i need more tank tops and a good binder. i want to confuse people#and then like... women with deep voices and men who're all dolled up and ambiguous folks who are so visibly queer-#there is so much to love everywhere and i do not care for the generally excepted/used fences people keep putting up#im ripping up their signs and kicking over the fences. Let Us Roam Free Range#shoutout to all my fellow Idk What The Fuck I Am And I Like It That Way homies. we're so funky#and you're So fucking valid. you don't need a label and you don't need a description. you are so so so awesome and rad as hell
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shark0zu · 1 month
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Bassist! Itadori Yuji x GN! reader
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Context: Yuji is part of a band named “Joint Jinx Keystone” (JJK) alongside Satoru, Suguru and Megumi. He is not shy at all when it comes to how much he loves you… he is still obsessed with Jennifer Lawrence, so that's something. Suguru is 22, Satoru is 21, and both Megumi and Yuji are 19.
Content: chaotic, loving, caring and genuinely a cutie patootie Yuji, also some angst.
Warning: none. A/N: This Band! AU is made by sketchyysummer on Instagram! (link to their Tumblr). I made Satoru and Suguru’s already (link to it below). It's Yuji’s turn now, and after this one, I’ll work on my Megumi one… After that I’ll figure something out! (maybe Sukuna)
Idol! Gojo Satoru HC Drummer! Geto Suguru HC W/C: 1.6k
Art: Summer's Band! AU Character Design
Likes and reblogs are appreciated!
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Bassist! Yuji, who the first time he met you- thanks to Megumi (you are Megumi’s friend), he immediately started to talk to you, wanting to know more about you… wanting to know everything. Bassist! Yuji, who definitely does not have a filter, especially when he talks to someone with the intention of getting closer to them. So he asks you questions, and asks Megumi as well when you are not in the same place (poor Megumi). Bassist! Yuji, who ends up asking Megumi where you are, if he is going to see you again, what are you up to, what did you do last week. Megumi ends up giving him your phone number (he got tired of Yuji). Bassist! Yuji, who texts you first. “Heyyyy! Megumi gave me ur phone number, i hope its ok! Oh, its Yuji btw~!”, you look at your phone and check your messages, and smile at it while reading. You end up replying saying something along the lines of “yeah, it's ok don't worry, I was going to ask for your number anyways.” Bassist! Yuji, who starts to text you daily, you really picked his interest (and it shows). He texts “gm” and “gn” everyday since then… and not going to lie, you don't mind getting more ‘excuses’ to talk to the pink haired boy. Bassist! Yuji, who after a while asks Satoru for relationship advice (I don't know if that's the best option though). Yuji really likes you, and he wanted to ask you out properly, he just didn't know how… after asking Satoru, Suguru came by and helped Yuji (properly) gave him stable advice and helped by hipping up the boy.
Bassist! Yuji, who finally gathers the courage to ask you out in person. He asked you on a date, a cute date, very cute. He picks you up from your place, taking you to a little park where he had this whole picnic thing planned. You both chill for a while, talking, listening to music, overall enjoying each other's company and presence.
Bassist! Yuji, who before the date ends, and while the sun is setting, he stares at you (in a cute way) waiting for you to take notice. When you do, he smiles and breaths in to relax, then sighs and asks you out. “Hey you, I know we've been talking for a while… and I feel that we both have developed feelings for each other- WHAT I WANT TO SAY IS-! I really like you…” , you were speechless, you did laugh at his outburst and thought it was cute that he made the whole proposal an experience.
Bassist! Yuji, who after hearing you laugh at his almost botched confession, relaxes a bit and waited for your answer, which of course- was “I would love to be your partner Yuji”, as you hold his hand. Thank God it was still bright outside, you could see the boy smiling like a little kid from how happy he was. Bassist! Yuji, who even after almost 2 years of dating him, still treats you the same, he loves you so much, and makes sure to show just that. He always shows it, but oh my lord, if you had a penny for everytime he said “i love you”, you would be able to buy an entire country.
Bassist! Yuji, who’s main love language has to be words of affirmation and physical touch. This man is clinging to you the whole time. Like a little puppy following you all cute and shit. You don’t mind it though, but he knows that if he ever does get a bit ‘too much’, he will make sure to let it rest for a while. Bassist! Yuji, who has never once in his life disrespected you, and he does not plan on it. He protects you with his life, after all, you are his precious partner. Putting himself on the side of the road while walking on the sidewalk, would give you his jacket when you are cold, or to use it as a cover for a wet chair. Man would do anything to make you feel comfortable and loved.
Bassist! Yuji, who learned how to play the bass thanks to his older brother, Sukuna. Who was already playing the guitar, but saw interest in Yuji’s eyes, and started to teach him bass. Once in a blue moon you see Sukuna while hanging out with Yuji. The most you get out of the man is a nod of acknowledgement and a “wassup” here and there. Bassist! Yuji, who when taking you to his place for the first time, you were greeted by Sukuna waiting at the door to meet you, definitely trying to scare you off. He will never admit to it, but he loves Yuji a lot, and would destroy anybody who comes close to hurting him in any way. Bassist! Yuji, who is always being bullied (with love) by Sukuna. He ends up going to you crying like a baby, while Sukuna’s laugh can be heard echoing around the house. You have to suppress the laugh threatening to come out, after all- Yuji is your boyfriend, no matter how funny (and cute) Yuji looks fake crying.
Bassist! Yuji, who loves to have you on the VIP seats at his concerts, and always has VIP entrance tickets to everything. He loves to see you smiling at him, or chanting his name while he plays the bass. He makes sure to show off how good he is on stage to you. And you don't miss the opportunity to wave and smile and jump every time he does so. Bassist! Yuji, who is the type to take pictures of you and post them on Instagram (with your consent). He loves to have people he cares about on his feed, it makes him happy to make memories (plus he takes a shit ton of pictures of you… even sleeping). Bassist! Yuji, who definitely has a full photo album with pictures of you. That can range from you just walking, selfies with him, you sleeping, eating, cuddling, playing video games and even screenshots of facetime calls. Bassist! Yuji, who after going on tour for a while, loves to come back to you. He will try his best to find you, once he locks you in his view this boy will run full speed and either tackle you to the floor, or pick you up and spin you around, hugging you and giving you kisses (certified puppy). Bassist! Yuji, who misses you a lot while on tour, so much that he calls you every time he gets, and he always insists on a facetime call, since he loves to see your face (duh). He always has headphones, either on him or on his neck, so no need to worry, he likes to keep the convos ‘private’. Bassist! Yuji, who hardly has any sad times in his life, he always tries to keep everyone on their happies times. But when things do get a bit dark, you're the first person he will go to. He finds more than only comfort in your arms. He may be strong (physically) but when it comes to mental strength, the best way for him to feel better, if having you by his side.
Bassist! Yuji, who will be curled up in your chest while you caress his back (or his hair) to fall asleep. It's the little thighs you do that make him fall in love even more. He loves to be held by you (most likely the only person he is this vulnerable to) and either listen to your day or talk to you about his own.
Bassist! Yuji, who would definitely carry all your bags, whether going on a trip or shopping. And he would also be the type to carry you when you get tired of walking or just don't feel like it anymore, piggy back ride style! He also loves having you close, so letting you ride on his back is something he loves to do (and this mf is strong, so don’t worry).
Bassist! Yuji, who steals your fries when eating together, will eat twice as much as you and still be hungry. Either his stomach is made out of steel or he has a bottomless pit for a stomach… sometimes this question scares you, since no one really knows the answer to it (not even him).
Bassist! Yuji, who loves anything that has you in it. Sleep overs? Karaoke? Picnics? Anything. He will be there and will make sure to make it a happy and unforgettable experience. Will definitely break something (by accident) in the process, but that's part of the fun, no? At least to him.
Bassist! Yuji, who always shares his headphones with you so you can listen to music together, no exception. He loves music, so it's a given that he makes you a playlist. The playlists featuring your favorite songs and songs that remind him of you. He will listen to this when on tour, or everytime he misses you for that matter. HAPPY BIRTHDAY YUJI!! <3
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eternaljunkyard · 10 months
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heyyyy after being deceased I rise again!!!! to bring you Raphaella La Cognizi art!!!! she’s so evil and science <3333
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also please do click/zoom in,,, tumblr kills the quality as we all know ;-;
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ambermation · 1 year
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Platonic! Yandere! Strange Supreme x Reader Headcanons
Heyyyy! So I’ve been working on requests whenever I can, and while it is fun to write again, I do struggle with getting burnt out. So, I figured why not make some headcanons in the meantime?
I’m working on a Yandere!Doc Ock x Reader rn! It’s a request and I’m loving it, but not loving the time it’s taking lmao so stay tuned!
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General Headcanons:
This may be a platonic relationship, but don’t think for even a second that this man won’t dote on you for anything and everything.
I’m serious. This man is as loving platonically as he is romantically.
He kinda acts like an overbearing, overprotective parent/guardian. Except 1000% worse (or better! Depends how you view it)
If you’re just a normal, regular ‘ol human, then he’s gonna think you’re absolutely helpless and need him to guide, protect, and care for you. Hell, even if you’re an expert in martial arts, he’ll still think this.
Develops some kind of morning and night routine for you, including what time you should wake up, eat, bathe, etc. And of course how you should spend time with him. That’s a guarantee with these schedules
Babies you 100%. You are his little baby and you can’t change that. You get a paper cut? He’ll act like your arm got cut off, and after he’s done cursing at the paper, he’ll use whatever spells needed to make you feel 10x better than before that nasty bit of tree corpse decided to hurt you.
Speaking of him using magic, Stephen loves to impress you with his vast knowledge of sorcery, especially if, again, you’re just an average human. He frequently uses spells to amaze you, make your eyes grow wide with wonder. He also loves it when you’re impressed with him using magic to heal you, how could he not? His little darling is amazed!!!
Stephen will lecture you for what, to normal people, are minor things or aren’t a actually issues at all. Things such as having some alone time because how could you do that, what if something happened, what if somebody hurt you? Or if you decide you want to do something different from the planned routine, because do you not appreciate his efforts? He just wants to make sure you’re safe and happy, don’t you know he does this because he loves you? Is his love not enough?
Going off of the last point, if Stephen thinks you went too far with disobeying him/disregarding things he’s done for you, he’ll conjure a special cell for you to stay in. There’s no windows, no doors, just a little block of a room. It’s basically a padded cell. He’ll give you your food via portals but won’t really interact with you in any way besides that.
Once he becomes calmer, but still angry, he’ll step into the room and hand you your food that way, but instead of leaving he’ll just stand there. Menacingly. Watching you eat. Never blinking once. That wouldn’t be so bad, if it weren’t for the fact that his stare is like being pierced by a million icicles… yeah I think absorbing all those creatures might’ve had a hand in that…
Then, when Stephen’s anger almost completely dissipates he starts giving off “disappointed dad” vibes. Primarily the “I’m not mad I’m just disappointed” vibe. He’ll take you out of the padded cell and all, but he’ll always carry this sadness when interacting with you in any way. Yes this man is guilt-tripping you 100000000%
Once Stephen’s over this little incident, he’ll go back to doting on you like you’re the only person in the multiverse (even if you technically are, if you two are stuck in Stephen’s bubble of a universe). After all, he loves you, and does want the best for you, but only if you listen to him, because he knows best. He’s here, with you, for a reason. Heaven knows how you managed to survive for so long without the Sorcerer Supreme to care for you. It’s still love, just a very twisted type of love.
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raisinbunn · 2 months
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heyyyy i was curious as to what brushes you use! Im in a huge art rut right now and cant figure out what really works for me :/ just saw your post on twit 🫡
hii!! my fav sketch/line brushes are the artemus pencil brush pack, the chalk pack from artemus too (you can just search up the name in clip studio market and it’ll show up!!), i really like this brush that’s basically just called ‘silly sketching brush’ (id is 1994916), the textured pencil brush i started using recently is the rc side pencil and i really REALLY like it!! it’s the very brush i was talking about in my post actually!! i also like using a very basic round opacity brush both for defining primary shapes before sketching and for the actual sketch, there’s a ton of them and they mostly work the same!! for painting - i rarely work with opacity and mostly use the paint mixing in csp, i like flat bristle brushes (again - a ton of them on the csp market) that i just tweak to my liking!! i can’t share the one i use bc i tweaked the shit out of some brush i found so i don’t actually own the brush lmao but i like working with ~80 in the amount of paint box with the amount linked to pen pressure, ~70 in density of paint linked to velocity and ~20 color stretch (but the numbers also depend on your pen pressure etc, you gotta fuck around and find out with stuff like this)!! i also put some texture from one of deharme’s brushes on it!! their brushes are in all the main concept art brush packs from like zabrocki, jamie jones, the evenant brush pack etcetc so you can download that and tweak your brushes with the materials you get from there!! i also use the artemus pencil to render sometimes!! and that’s about it!! have fun drawing <3
if you want to ask about my art and my process feel free to do so!! i’m by no means a professional but i’ll try my best to answer <3
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tio-trile · 9 months
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Hello! First of all, I absolutely love your art, and I also absolutely respect your decision to step away from TV Omens after s2, but I wanted to ask because I didn’t see anyone else asking:
Have you considered that Aziraphale’s decision to return to Heaven is because the Metatron, the Voice of God, his direct superior, is manipulating him? He approaches Aziraphale with the promise that he can change things, which we as the audience know that he can’t. We know he’s always felt helpless and has questioned the will of Heaven before, so in my opinion it’s not actually that out of character for him to fall back on believing in his abusers, which he’s spent centuries believing will turn out to be the good guys (“the archangels were wrong, but the goal of heaven is ultimately good” is a direction I can see his thoughts taking). We even see the Metatron shut down his attempt to refuse more than once! It felt to me like a very effective (and subtle, from Aziraphale’s perspective anyway), power play and manipulation tactic to get Aziraphale back under Heaven’s thumb.
Also, according to Neil this is a three-act story. The second act of stories like this always ends perilously, and this makes that third act incredibly necessary.
Again, I respect your opinion and your choice! I genuinely just wanted to know if you had thoughts on this. If not, that’s totally fine. Wishing you well <3
Heyyyy!! Gotta say, I love your icon. Bong Regis is love Bong Regis is life
I guess it all comes down to the difference between my understanding of book!Aziraphale and show!Aziraphale, and also the difference between book!Crowley and show!Crowley. I talked to my friend who enjoyed the show, and she thinks that the plot progression is perfectly reasonable for the show versions of Aziraphale and Crowley, because show!Aziraphale still believes that Heaven can do good, and he can have a hand in it if he'd just helped. Now, if I view the show as a completely separate entity as the book, the show by itself just isn't something that I'm into. But I understand why people enjoyed it. Thank you!
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chemevan · 11 months
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heyyyy, can i ask what tools/softwares you ise to do your digital art?
hi sorry for the late response! but to keep it simple:
i use krita! it's completely free and i just find it quite neat in general
as for brushes, i have downloaded a bunch from krita's resources
the main doodle/lineart brush i use is from this bundle, specifically this one:
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mine is highly modified tho, basically i made it less doodly looking so it would look kinda like adoble flash's main brush (i might share it someday who knows)
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i also use ms paint quite a bit, i really don't know why i use it so often but i will defend it to death,it's so interesting to use. i also instead of the default pen i use the eraser to draw, cause it's square shaqped and therefore superior >:3 (in my irrelevant biased opinion)
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AND THAT'S KINDA IT! i sometimes apply textures with photopea (free online photoshop clone) and i also own a copy of clip studio paint but i barely use it anymore so uhhhh shrug ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
and yeah that's it i guess again sorry for the late reply i am extremely socially inept and it takes me ages to answer stuff in general
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coconut530 · 10 months
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Heyyyy everyone! I just wanted to take a bit to gush about the WT I’ve been binging the past three days, Not Even Bones!
I’d seen this WT on the Saturday page for y e a r s , but it never looked that appealing to me. Last week, I binged Silent Screams on Canvas, and learned that artist was on NEB as well. That, combined with my desire for a darker story, and the icon nagging me like Shiloh and Lavender Jack did, made me cave and start it.
Let’s start with the characters. Nita’s our protagonist, and she’s.. interesting to say the least. Most of the time I can see where she goes but there are some instances where I question the writing a bit. And though I do get squeamish over her.. hobbies, the story usually justifies it pretty well or Kovit manages to say something. Speaking of Kovit, you can see most of these images have him in it 😂. Uhh but I have to say he’s a really good character, despite what he does. In the end he only does it because of his nature and the society that enables him. But his design is cool across all three styles, he’s a caring guy, and the rules he poses for himself make the story really interesting. S2 was my favorite, I think for all of the things we found out about him. Next we have… Fabricio. I… truly don’t know what to think about this little dude. He’s a little annoying, for starters, bc he always escapes!! And his morals are grayer than a thundercloud! And I don’t know what he truly wants! But regardless, I think he’s a good foil character for Nita, forcing her to confront herself when she’s too far gone or giving her a goal to reach. That’s our main three, but I do want to give a couple shoutouts. Adair is like.. so fun. He gives those fun trickster vibes, and to me sounds like Josh Grelle. Diana is fun too, giving Nita a friend when Kovit isn’t there. Gold is a bit annoying sometimes, but I like how she brings out a different side of Kovit. Overall these characters are very interesting, and their designs in the latter seasons make it all look and feel so immersive and unique.
So, I started it. S1 was a little rough, since the story was new to me and I wasn’t a huuuuge fan of the art style. But the story was engaging enough and I think the art fit with the tone of the season, even if it wasn’t my favorite. Overall it was interesting to see this WT go deeper than the advertisements of simply “girl who’s mom finds supernatural creatures and she dissects them”. We actually learn more about those creatures and the hostile world they live in.
S2 was what I was really waiting for, since Glamist was the artist for that one. And BOY did it deliver! The story just got more engaging from there, with Kovit’s backstory coming up more and Nita getting more desperate, and Glamist’s art made it look soooooooo goooooood!!! What I really noticed in this season was the imagery that Glamist drew. You can see it in the panel above where Kovit is behind bars made out of money, MMMM so good. There’s more like that, which is a sticking point alone. And! Before this I’d only seen three WTs of mine have moving panels: Shiloh, Nevermore, and Time & Time Again. BUT now I can add this one to the list! The one where Adair was like “What have you done?” also moves, and it was so fluent and amazing. There’s another one where Kovit swings his knife around, and I was floored by that one. This season was so great with characters, story, and art, and it just makes me soooo excited to see Silent Screams come out as an Original.
I just caught up today with S3, and it is still so good. I was a teensy bit sad to see Glamist go, but Starpiper keeps that same style nearly to a T, the imagery is still so strong, and the panels still move from time to time. It is nice to see Nita and Kovit’s relationship still so strong in this season, even when Kovit is brought down to his worst. This season is still going on, so I don’t have tooooo much to say, but it’s been really good so far. Excited to read a new ep today.
Anyway, if you’re a fan of like Shiloh or Silent Screams and looking for another story like that to enjoy, check Not Even Bones out!
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aceopmari · 2 years
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The Akatsuki w/a Kim K-ish Teammate
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TW: Suggestive themes, cultural appropriation mention, some light fondling (from Sasori and Hidan), plastic surgery. If you don’t like, DO NOT INTERACT!
The Akatsuki have gathered in the hideout as their leader spoke. Today they would be getting their newest member.
Pein spoke. “Everyone. I would like you to meet our newest addition to our organization.” He turned towards the door. “You may come in now.”
The door then opened. You immediately strutted inside. Pein blinked his rinnegan eyes as he took in your appearance.
You had an extremely voluptuous, hourglass figure with boobs bigger than huge dumplings and hips wider than the distance between the Hidden Leaf and the Hidden Sand.
Okay so maybe that was a bit of an exaggeration, but those curves of yours were hard to ignore. You also had a full face of makeup that made you look entirely different than your usual appearance.
Pein furrowed a brow. You had modified the Akatsuki cloak into a revealing strapless minidress that bared your hips. There was no doubt that you weren’t wearing underwear.
“Heyyyy~” you greet in your valley girl accent. “I’m Y/N L/N!”
The other Akatsuki had mixed expressions. They had never seen anything like you before.
Kakuzu just stared, completely unimpressed. Hidan licked his lips as he took in your curves. Was that ass real? Fake? Who cares! You looked hot as hell!
Deidara was also lost in your curves. Your hourglass figure was a work of art. Sasori had to agree. Of course Sasori kept his usual passive poker face.
Kisame just blinked while Itachi looked at you suspiciously. He couldn’t help but think that he heard your last name somewhere before.
You pulled out a large sheet of paper and flashed it at Pein. He took it and examined it. “What is this…?”
“That’s an exclusive contract drafted by my momager for my spin off reality show!” You explain. Pein raised an eyebrow. “Reality show?” You nodded. “Yes!”
You place your hands on your wide hips as you flash your best smile. “Keeping Up With the Akatsuki!”
As of on cue, a whole team of cameramen, producers, makeup artists, and designers all invade the room.
The Akatsuki members had widened their eyes, including Pein who could no longer hide his shock.
“…What the hell?!”
You sat in a room as you got to know the Akatsuki members.
They couldn’t believe that Pein agreed to sign the contract. But then again he needed your power and influence to strengthen the Akatsuki’s military power.
“I’m from the Village Hidden in Calabasas!” You say. You then pointed at the solid gold headband that you wore on your waist.
The village emblem consisted of a palm tree with a small sun next to it.
“See? I had this custom made by ‘Lumi Vuitton!’ It costed me billions to get this done!”
Kakuzu widened his eyes. Billions?! Just how much was your net worth? Did you have a bounty?! He would surely find out! That ass of yours alone must have been expensive and definitely worth selling for a profit!
Hidan had a big grin on his face. “Damn! Calabasas?! That Village gots some fine bitches!”
Itachi raised a brow. He heard of Hidden in Calabasas. From his knowledge, the village was full of wealthy and talented shinobi. Many who pursed fame while others did so in ways that resulted in them being rogue ninja.
In your case, you were the latter. You did however establish your power and influence with the power of your large family as an underworld celebrity.
“Can you please turn off the cameras? It’s making me uncomfortable, hm,” Deidara said as he did his best to hide his face from the camera that was zooming in on his left.
“Just pretend they’re not here! You’ll get used to it!” You say happily. You then turned to walk away. At least half of the room got a view of your generous backside.
Hidan couldn’t hide his grin as he turned to his partner. “DAMN! Did you see that ass?!” Kakuzu turned to his partner and nodded quietly. “Yes…”
Deidara:
Deidara was annoyed how he was assigned on a mission with you. He watched with an unimpressed expression as you sat in the confessional booth while your camera crew filmed you.
“Today Dei Dei and I are going out to capture the 3 Tails Jinchuriki! It’s my first mission ever! It’s gonna be a really fun experience for me as an Akatsuki~” you say as you bat your eyelashes.
Deidara looked at you in disgust. Did you just call him Dei Dei?! You just met and you were already giving him pet names like you were celebrity BFFs.
He couldn’t help but blush a bit. He rolled his eyes as you stood up from the booth. “Are you done yet?”
You turn to your camera crew. “Ooh! Get some shots of Dei Dei!” The camera crew then points their gear at Deidara.
He widened his eyes. “I don’t need to be on camera, HM!” He pushes the camera out of his face.
You pose with your ass out. “Quick get my good side~”
Deidara had lost his patience. His face turned red as he glare at you. “STOP POSING FOR THE CAMERAS AND START FOCUSING ON THE MISSION!”
“NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FAKE BUTT!”
You glare at Deidara and slapped him across the face. Deidara looked at you incredulously as he held his cheek where you slapped him.
He glared at the camera that zoomed in on him. “Did she just slap me?!”
Deidara watched as you sat in the confessional booth once again. He was shocked at how you produced tears in mere seconds.
“Deidara hurt my feelings and called my butt fake! He is a fake friend!” You cried. Deidara growled in frustration. “WE ARE NOT FRIENDS!”
The camera crew then surrounded Deidara who was a deer in the headlights once more. “Get those cameras out of my fucking face!”
He dug I’m his pouch and pulled out his bombs.
“HM!”
BOOOOOOOOM!
After the incident, the two of you went and captured the three tails. You flew with Deidara on his clay bird as you spoke.
“The way you fight…so that’s your Kekkei Genkai?” You asked. Deidara nodded. “My art is transient beauty at its finest! My art is an explosion!”
You smiled. “I feel the same way about my art too!” Deidara furrowed a brow. “Just what do you about art, hm?”
You pull out your beauty makeup palette. “Let me show you!”
“You have beautiful eyes Dei Dei so you won’t be needing any eyeliner…”
“…Now we gotta highlight your cheeks and then contour…”
“…and voila!”
You had finished doing Deidara’s makeup. You presented him with a hand mirror. He gasped in amazement.
His eyelids were painted blue which complimented his eyes. He also had on some false lashes, some blush and highlights along with a bold red lip.
“Wow…” he said as he touched his cheek. You smiled happily. Words couldn’t describe how amazed Deidara felt.
“So…this…this is true art…hm….”
Deidara couldn’t tear his gaze from his reflection. He had to learn more about this form of art…
Hidan:
You sat in the confessional booth in an expensive religious robe and a bedazzled Jashinist necklace.
“Today Hidan is going to introduce me to Jashinism. I get the feeling that becoming religious is going to look so good in front of the fans after my scandals throughout the years~” you say sweetly to the camera.
After you spoke to the camera, you met up with Hidan who seated you on his lap. As he spoke to you, he took the moment to cop a feel of your ass. You didn’t mind though, he was really cute.
“I see. Where are the other Jashinists. Do you know where they are? I’d love to learn from them too!” You say.
Hidan smiled sheepishly as he scratched the back of his head. “Yeah…that’s the thing babe…I don’t really have many followers who are willing to convert…”
You smiled. “Followers? I have millions of those! If you need more followers you need to establish your influence first, Hidan.”
Hidan raised an eyebrow with interest. You sounded like you knew what you were talking about. “I’m listening…”
Thanks to you, #Jashinism was trending in the underworld.
You and Hidan threw enough cult parties for converts to become followers of Jashinism. It became so popular that even non rogue ninja were sneaking out of their homes at night to join in.
Hidan was a big name in the underworld. His popularity and infamy spread far and wide.
That night, Kakuzu carried a young woman that wore a silver wig and a Jashin cropped tee. “You can’t do this to me! Hidan is my distant cousin from the Hidden Steam! I’m famous!” The woman cried.
“No groupies!” Kakuzu barked before hurling the woman towards a tree. The woman groaned as Kakuzu walked away to go count the money that he had stolen from the woman.
As Hidan’s head security, the Jashinism cult parties were becoming very profitable!
You partied with Hidan that night. Hidan sat in his throne clad in a designer ‘Vertachi’ robe and a solid gold Jashinist necklace. In his hand was his newly designed platinum steel scythe.
You sat on his lap and he grinned with his golden teeth, showing off his new grill. On one of his front teeth, he had a bedazzled Jashinist emblem in it.
He laughed triumphantly as his many followers/partygoers brought him more sacrifices.
Hidan later sat in the confessional booth that evening.
“You see this shit? I got followers begging to convert to Jashinism! I’m the king of this bitch! Look at this shit!” He says as he gestures to his necklace.
“What do you plan to do next, Hidan?” The producer asked. Hidan smiled. “First I’m gonna sacrifice the camera crew to my lord. And then I’m going to make Y/N my new bitch!”
The cameraman widened his eyes. “Wait what?!”
Hidan snickered as he pulled out his scythe. “Hold still you non believer!”
He got up and approached the panicking cameraman. “Hey! Wait a second!”
SLICE!
Itachi and Kisame:
Itachi and Kisame were in the kitchen that morning chatting about. That was when you strutted into the kitchen and posed for them.
“How did I look?” You say as you struck a sexy pose.
Kisame widened his eyes while Itachi looked at you incredulously.
Your skin was painted blue in the exact same shade as Kisame skin. You also had dark lines of makeup under your eyes that resembled gills and your hair was dyed dark blue.
You were clad in a black bikini top with an Uchiha clan symbol on the left breast along with a tight mini skirt that also had the symbol.
Kisame blinked. “Why did you paint your skin to look like me?” You wave him off. “Oh c’mon don’t be like that! It’s not like it’s cultural appropriation or anything!”
You smiled. “I’m promoting my new swim suit line: SharkSKIMS!” Kisame raised an eyebrow. “…SharkSKIMS?”
You nodded. “Yeah! I was really inspired by your look! I just had to make this brand!” “…You don’t think that I’m a freak of nature?” Kisame asked incredulously.
You giggled. “Are you kidding? Blue is so trending! And besides! You’re perfect the way you are, Kisame~”
Kisame’s cheeks flushed a light purple. He was in awe at your words and was flattered that his look inspired you. He was eager to learn about SharkSKIMS.
“Why do you have the Uchiha Clan symbol on your clothes?” Itachi asked. “Well that’s because I am an Uchiha! I married into the Uchiha Clan you know,” you say.
Itachi shook his head. “Impossible…” You glare at him. “No it’s not! One of my 3 ex husbands was an Uchiha and you killed him Itachi! It was your fault!”
Itachi blinked at your words as the feeling of guilt filled his mind. Did he really kill your ex husband?
“And since I’ve kept the name, I, Y/N L/N-Uchiha will create a clothing brand in the name of my clan!” You sang.
Itachi glared at you. “You can’t just make a profit by capitalizing on the Uchiha name!” You place your hands on your hips. “I can and I will! You’re my husband Itachi, you’re supposed to support me!”
Itachi looked at you like you were crazy. He was slowly starting to lose his cool. “We-we’re not married!” You nodded. “Yes we are! It’s in the contract!”
Itachi’s red eyes glowed in anger. “I didn’t sign a contract!” “Yes you did! Pein signed the agreement which means the entire organization by default has to agree to my conditions!” You say.
“I don’t care! You can’t just say we’re married and use the Uchiha Clan nans like that!” Itachi snapped. “Fine! Then I will see YOU in court, Itachi!” You say as you pointed at him.
You then turned to your camera crew as you smiled. “Did you get all that?” The camera crew nodded and smiled excitedly.
Itachi stared at you in disbelief as Kisame erupted with booming laughter at your display.
“This episode of Keeping Up with the Akatsuki is sponsored by Sharingan Contacts! Here’s to Tsukuyomi Vision!” You say happily as you pull out some Sharingan themed contacts.
Itachi couldn’t believe his eyes. Did you really turn his genjutsu into fashion statement?!
He was instantly caught off guard when you sat your fat ass on his lap, wrapping your arms around his neck before pecking his cheek.
Itachi was now completely mortified as the camera zoomed in on his shocked face. Kisame on the other hand was laughing so hard that tears bursted out of his eyes.
Kisame and Itachi watched you on the TV later that week. You were sobbing in the confessional booth.
“Itachi and I are having a divorce! He HURT me!” You cried. The camera then cut to Hidan who was being interviewed.
“Itachi did WHAT?! That bastard is fucking ungrateful! That bitch Y/N just made him famous!”
Itachi just shook his head as stared at the TV disapprovingly. He didn’t even know why he was watching the show in the first place.
Kisame grinned at Itachi. “Now how could you break Y/N’s heart?” Itachi glared at him. “Don’t encourage this…”
In a second later, a swarm of paparazzi bursted into the room as they flashed their cameras at both Itachi and Kisame.
“What the hell?!” Kisame exclaimed. “Itachi! Are you and Y/N L/N-Uchiha having a divorce?!” A paparazzo asked.
Itachi stood up and glared at the paparazzi who pointed the mic in his face. “She’s not even a real Uchiha!”
Itachi found himself shocked at how he was easily giving into the paparazzi. “Will you appear on Konoha Divorce Court?” Another paparazzo asked.
Itachi deadpanned. “No comment…” he then turned to walk away as the paparazzi followed and demanded more answers as they called his name.
Kisame just laughed. Your addition to the Akatsuki had made things so much more interesting.
Sasori:
“My, my, you truly are a work of art…” Sasori said as his sensual porcelain fingers went up and down your figure.
He hummed in approval as he squeezed the sides of your breasts followed by your hips.
He then reached behind to grope your ass cheeks through the fabric of your seamless tight dress. It felt smooth, soft, and tight.
Your body shape was truly fascinating to the touch. “Could you help me out? I want to make my waist tinier,” you say.
“Consider it done, my doll,” Sasori purred as he laid you down onto the operating table.
You smiled and closed your eyes as Sasori flashed you a naughty smirk. He stripped off his Akatsuki cloak and revealed his blades.
You woke up feeling completely anew. Your body felt lighter, your skin was as smooth as a porcelain doll, and your waist was tinier than before.
You smiled excitedly at your new body. “Sasori! You’re amazing! Thank you!”
Sasori smiled in satisfaction of his work as the camera crew filled the room to film you. You turned to them. “Look! I got plastic surgery on my waist! Look!”
Sasori snickered to himself as he watched you pose for the camera. Oh yes, you were plastic alright.
Sasori had honored your request. All he had to do was remove the organs from your tummy…
…To do that he had turned you into a porcelain puppet doll. With that lovely figure, you were truly a work of art.
Pein:
Pein had instant regrets about letting you join the organization as the strengths of the Akatsuki’s military power had decreased.
Because of you, his other subordinates had stopped obeying him.
Deidara had enrolled himself in beauty school to pursue a new form of art. He started wearing makeup, wore bright colored clothes and dyed his hair pink. He graduated early and he would later become the rich CEO of Explosion Star Cosmetics. He often hung out with you at his Hidden in Calabasas mansion as he looked down on peasants.
Sasori also went on to pursue art in the form of studying plastic surgeries. He was so fascinated with the female body and his talents for performing surgeries on women spread far and wide.
Hidan became an underworld celebrity and had 1.3 million followers (and counting) who were devoted to Jashinism. They brought him enough kills to satisfy their lord.
With his new power and influence, Hidan decided that he didn’t need the Akatsuki anymore.
Kisame was no longer insecure about his appearance. He was your top model for your SharkSKIMS. He traded his Akatsuki robe for a speedo. He was quite popular with the ladies too!
Itachi gave in and “remarried” you. He thought after all the suffering he has caused his brother, that marrying you would be his perfect punishment. You happily paraded Itachi like a trophy. He made headlines as your depressed celebrity husband.
Kakuzu became your full time body guard killing your stalkers for pay. He made triple than what bounty hunting had made him.
The Akatsuki was no more…
Pein sighed. At least he still had Konan who would remain loyal to him.
As of on cue, Konan walked by. Pein widened his eyes at the sight of her.
Konan appeared at least 10 years younger! She had her hair down with some 30 inch extensions that reached her feet, she also had a face lift, a nose job, a breast enlargement, and a liposuction on her waist.
She was clad in a tight black strapless and cocktail dress that revealed her hip slit and had a full face of makeup as well as Sharingan contacts. She no longer wore her piercings.
“…Konan…?” Pein blinked. Konan smirked at him, pleased that he had gotten him to notice her. “I’m going out tonight with Y/N,” she said.
“…To where?” Pein asked as his eyes scanned her figure. “Deidara’s launch party. He just released a new line of beauty products,” she said with a smile.
She turned on her heel to walk away. “Keep a watch on things here will you?” Pein widened his eyes. “Konan, we need to-“
Pein stopped and nearly choked mid sentence as he watched Konan walk. His rinnegan eyes fell to her voluptuous and generous backside that jiggled in her dress.
Konan’s butt had gotten bigger. The view it’s movements were very tantalizing. There was no way it was real! But if there’s one thing thst Pein knew…
…He loved watching her go…
A/N: Likes comments and reblogs are appreciated!
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Lenora you’re back!!!!!💕💞💕💞
How have you been?
Heyyyy✨🌞
I’ve been doing pretty great honestly. I got through my finals and I actually did quite well :)). I didn’t take the biology exam though because holy fuck I can’t even do simple math and we were supposed to do crazy equations, no calculators allowed💀. So yeah, didn’t study at all and woke up in a cold sweat like three days before the exam and quickly set myself on inactive because I would’ve definitely fucking flunked it. But English went great, got one of the best grades out of the entire course for my presentation I was sweating buckets over beforehand, linguistics went well as well and the rest was just pass or fail and fortunately I passed but I’m still waiting on a feedback for my pedagogy portfolio. Speaking of waiting, I spent weeks in February working on my art portfolio and applied for art school and I’m waiting for a response to that, too.
I also finally read “The song of Achilles” but it sadly didn’t earn its place next to my favorites, like, it was actually only three stars for me if I’m really honest. Currently I’m reading “Persuasion” (I’m about half way through) and that books actually pretty great but the first like 80 pages are just like, set up lmao. But after that it quickly gets better!!! I haven’t continued reading in a couple of days though which I should absolutely do soon because the new semester starts in two weeks and then idk how much time I’ll have to read. I’m actually taking British and American literature classes in the new semester which I’m pretty excited about!!!!
Oh boy, I also finally watched s5 of Miraculous and the alternate universe Paris special and the movie and bro, s5 was an absolute dumpster fire…. Actually fucking insane. But the Paris special was kinda entertaining lol, and I can’t lie…. the movie was pretty good. Like… it was honestly great hahahah. I also watched Cars btw! I have watched the first part before but never the rest and then my sister wanted to watch Cars so we did and yeah, Cars is amazing ofc. I also finally watched But I’m a Cheerleader which was all over the okays but it was funny and I loved the ending. I’m trying to remember what else I watched but I don’t remember anything else… hmmm… Oh!! Omg, I watched Christopher Robin and I didn’t not except that movie to be as good as it was. I was in genuine tears over fucking everything and yeah, very enjoyable. I also watched The Sixth Sense which was good, did not see the plot twist coming though, Like, spoiler! I literally remember thinking “oh.. so he survived I guess” when it says “next fall” like a fucking idiot 😭. I don’t think I watched any other movies though.
Wait, I also read the entirety of Jackson’s diary on webtoon and it was a fucking roller coaster.
Other than that I’ve been hanging a lot with my friends, especially those who moved to another city for university. There’s this café we always and in the past two weeks we’ve gone three times and you can borough games to play and we usually play scrabble which is always sm fun!
Oh and holy shit, I turned fucking 20!?!?! Absolutely batshit insane, I cannot believe it.
Also, I just kinda left tumblr very like, impulsively because I had finals coming up and thought it’d be distracting, but also, tumblr tends to suck the life out of me sometimes so I thought taking a break would be worth it either way. After finals where over I then had to work on my art portfolio and I have a huge procrastination problem so I stayed off tumblr because I knew it would make it worse and so I just left and didn’t reply to anyone, which, I’m sorry, I missed you and the other mutuals so much but I also don’t think that many people even noticed that I took a break in the first place. Anyway,I’ll probably dip when Uni starts again as well but I thought it’d be nice to catch up with y’all before that happens.
How have you been doing :))💓💗💓💗💓
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freeuselandonorris · 3 months
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for the ask game: 1, 19, 20!
heyyyy thank you for asking! 🫶
what are 3 things you’d say shaped you into who you are?
ooooh bloody hell. let's see. 1. being an only child in a single parent household. it's made me very happy with my own company (sometimes to a fault) and very close with my mum. also probably contributed to why my inner fantasy life is so active lmao 2. having a period of very poor mental health through my teenage years/early 20s. i basically lost the years between 13-23. it's made me very careful about looking after myself now i'm older and it forced me to have to understand myself more. it's also made me more keenly aware of not wasting more time. 3. art school. i went to a fairly prestigious art school in london and it really opened my eyes to class (i'm northern and working class) - it was the first time i'd really come across PROPERLY priveleged people (a close friend was the daughter of a tory mp and i was later a bridesmaid at her wedding at westminster palace lmao, weirdest day of my life) and realised just how much the world was skewed to their success. also made me realise i like making art but i hate the art world and most art people. still wanna write an art school AU one day.
19. favourite thing about the day?
when i'm having a good head period and can manage it, my morning routine is the best. i get up and make my lil coffee (V60 4 lyf) and then sit down and write for an hour - i like writing first thing before my brain is knackered from Life - and listen to lauren laverne's 6music show, then i read for however long i have left before work. sometimes i'll burn incense or a nice candle. for a while i was doing morning pages too although i find them a drain long-term. it's just my time, yknow? i try not to look at my phone or anything.
i'm going to be moving to a partly office-based job again and not being able to do my morning routine on those days is the thing i'm most upset about.
20. favourite things about the night?
i'm the kind of person who has a brain that is constantly chewing on to-do lists and anxiety spiralling about All The Things I Must Do and i like feeling like i am mostly done with the day's tasks by evening (even though i find it hard to stop percolating them or adding more sometimes). recently i've got into the habit of listening to shaun keaveny's daily grind podcast on my headphones while i cook my dinner which is a rly nice way to mark the end of the workday, although i guess that's evening more than night.
i like that the night can be either end of the spectrum - it can be the time for extreme cosiness, feeling safe and protected and sleepy, or it can be the time for excess and sleaze. when all the hidden things come out to play!
from questions i think it would be fun to be asked!
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crabussy · 2 years
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heyyyy welcome, welcome!! I've been expecting you. You don't need to wipe your feet on the mat, mud tracks on the carpet adds some personality to the space!! Hang your coat on the weird fake taxidermy pronghorn. To your left, the dining room, currently occupied by 23 people (and not people) having a heated debate about whether chartreuse is green or yellow (its neither). Oh, and here on our right is a comprehensive list of my Things! Take a peek, I'll be waiting in the corridor with the mosaic floor.
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✦ Name: Robin to most, Rob to some, Thing to all (call me whatever!)
✦ Age: 18 but with absurd levels of whimsy
✦ Nationality: I am a Pākehā Kiwi (European New Zealander) !!
✦ Plurality: I am part of an OSDD-1B system alongside two dozen other headmates, some of the others have their own blogs set up which you can access via @menagerie-crew. they may post on my blog too, tagged with "_____ takeover" depending on who is in front. it is totally okay to request to chat with any of the others!! we're always looking for an excuse to get my greedy ass out of front (I have discussed this with a therapist and a psychiatrist who both believe I am a system. I cannot get diagnosed for safety reasons. lalala)
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✦ Art:
@beastwhimsy - my art account! Please give it a look, thank you! My commissions are open.
@silly-pony-scribbles - an mlp art request blog I run with my boyfriend, sal!
✦ Tags:
silly tag: blorbos
sea tag: FISH. one of my special interests. coelacanth... kissing you
beast tag: ANIMALS. yet another thing I am full of love for
fren tag: any friend/moot related posts (:< sometimes I forget!
art tag: art I am putting in my mouth right fucking now
music tag: music I am grating onto my pasta like parmesan cheese
insp: art inspiration
fave: what it says on the label [:
save: a tag full of posts I haven't looked at in about a year, oops
ultra fave: posts that make me roll around on the ground screaming
people tag: human people!!! I love us!!
mindfuckery tag: posts that violently rearrange my neurons
there tag: liminal spaces yayyy yayy
listen to my gibberish boy: my terrible words
important: usually PSAs and such!
mecore: posts that make me go YEAHHHHH. UH HUH.
robincore: posts that are like if I was images.....
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✦ Hobbies:
⋇ Camping, hiking, etc etc: I'm part of a scout group and have been camping ten gazillion times,, if I am not in a tent again soon I will surely perish. Put me in there NOW
⋇ Conservation/ecology: this is something I am most passionate about!!! I'm fascinated by ecosystems and do everything I can to contribute to positive change in conservation. I am especially passionate about Aotearoa's ecosystems!
⋇ Art: I draw ^_^ self explanatory !!! I specialize in character design!! redesigning characters is my love language.
⋇ Scaring myself shitless: I love horror... I will consume any horror related media although my favourite type of horror is unnerving stuff, not shock value stuff (although shock can be fun) if you have any good horror recs PLEASE I AM SO HUNGRY.
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✦ Interests:
⋇ animals!!! arthropods!!!! zoology/ecology! this is my special interest, has been for years, I could talk about it for hours....
⋇ ADVENTURE TIME. HEEELP HELP ME HEELP HELP HELP
⋇ mlp (currently VERY gripped by The Horses. I love you ponies)
⋇ creatures of sonaria!! fantastically well built roblox game with a bunch of fun specbio stuff. I enjoy making skins!!
⋇ regretevator. yayyy yay yayyyyyyyy
⋇ The magnus archives (Jon liker, Michael liker, Lonely/Vast aligned)
⋇ Hello from the Hallowoods (.. DIGGORY.... and nikignik aheehee)
⋇ FNAF (Sun, Moon and Mangle liker, favourite game is FNAF 2)
⋇ The Muppets (ANIMAL MY BELOVED. absolute freak. Also Gonzo is just like me...)
⋇ Moominvalley (The 90s one!!! comfort show.. snufkin & moomin <3)
⋇ Liminal spaces (Don't mind me I just need to be in those places forever ?? and ever?)
⋇ Horror in general (I eat horror for every meal. I listen to it to sleep because I'm cool and very very brave. what was that sound)
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✦ DNI:
transmeds, terfs, pro-contact harmful paraphiliacs, syscourse blogs, fakeclaimers, autism speaks supporters, Rowling supporters/fans who contribute towards her wealth (critical enjoyers of the series are okay!), neonazis, zionists, anyone who supports anything listed here.
message me if you need any clarification on why I'm against any of these things, or if you're not sure what something on here means!! /g
✦ Opinion on system origin discourse:
I feel like I have to make a statement about this because I am often pulled into discourse around it and I hate that a lot:
I am endo neutral solely because I did not ask to be a system and should not have to pick sides in an infighting battle just because I was traumatised as a kid. I do believe that infighting is nothing but harmful and that completely disregarding the possibility of non-traumagenic plurality makes it much harder for systems who do not remember their trauma to be supported and understood. I also think that centering system identity around trauma can be unhelpful and makes recovery more difficult. Before I considered the possibility of non-traumagenic systems I was constantly a nervous wreck, terrified that my experiences were made up and that my trauma wasn’t bad enough. now that I’m neutral about them, I no longer have debilitating anxiety about whether or not I am real. I am considered a system by multiple professionals. I will not be responding to any asks about my stance on system origins. thanks for understanding!!
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✦ Other:
I am autistic, have a debilitating permanent health condition, and several mental disorders, symptoms of which including memory issues and severe anxiety. yikes!! Please keep this in mind when interacting with me! Tone indicators can be helpful, and I might sound a little off due to pain sometimes.
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I see you finished reading my extensive list of Things!!! Lets continue with our tour- you haven't even seen the indoor crocodile pool yet. Did you bring any swimwear?
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grismavessel · 10 months
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Heyyyy Jules, it's been busy so I haven't been on Tumblr a lot so return art! Killer into for Axe killer Gris
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You *rattles you like a maraca* I have ideas i have ideas to go with an axe killer gris hehehe
So what goes REALLY WELL with a crazy axe man? A crazy forest/wild man
I thought of, you know, the woodsman and the big bad wolf go hand in hand and are usually enemies, but what if they were lovers instead heheh and I also pictured that one princess Mononoke scene, Gris threatening to off Ingo and all Ingo could do is admire Gris.
So, thought process and au ramble time + art: (sorry I wrote a lot :3)
Gris is a crazy, deranged axe murder in this au (haven't come up with a name), they're in the forest and wilds and will terrorize any outsiders that come near them because they're very bitter about other people and wants their space.
So for Ingo, train man enthusiast, to fall for this villain, he'd also need to be chucked into a wood chipper and look extra ragged and hobo-ish with a dash more angst :3
I'd imagine this version of Ingo, 'Hunter' Ingo I'm calling him, would've had his head hit just a little harder when he gets eeby deebied. So on top of having no memories, the injury basically wipes his memory. Also he isn't found by any pearl clan members but by wild pokemon (I was thinking either Sneaslers or Zoroarks but I can't really decide what fits better), so Ingo creates new memories and thinks he's just a weird looking wild pokemon. He was always that and needs to rehabilitate himself so he can be a contributing member of the pack.
He does get separated from his pack one day and finds an abandoned camp with some various items such as a mirror and a broken festival mask. He sees the mirror and immediately recoils because he hasn't seen his face in months and had no memory of what it looked like. When he does see his reflection, he doesn't like it because he can feel something in the back of his mind wanting to come out and break free, long lost memory just itching to come out but it hurts his head. So he dawns the mask to prevent anymore bad feelings coming back.
He's in rough shape, he's stronger and faster but he's very reclusive and nonverbal.
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They way Ingo and Gris would meet in this au would be just somewhere out in the wilds. Gris is hunting for food and spots Ingo, but they can't keep up with him. It isn't until Ingo pounces on Gris that they realize Ingo was the one hunting them. They scuffle and eventually Gris's mask falls off.
Ingo sees and has a tarzan moment where he realizes that he's not a pokemon and the reason why he feels so different than his pack was because he's actually human, and Gris is the first human he's seen since he woke up in the icelands.
The two go their seperate ways and retreat because neither one wants to be dinner.
They run into one another again and again, but hostility lessens each time. One because Gris sees that Ingo's very off, he's not civilized at all, and two Ingo wants to know more about being human and so far Gris is the closest one for miles.
The 'trying to kill each other for food' stops at some point and they forge a friendship. They hang out and exchange food. Gris would teach him manners and how to talk (I'd still think Ingo would be very quiet, but when he does speak it scares Gris half to death because of the seer volume he has).
At some point Ingo decides that he can no longer live with his pack and moves in with Gris. Together they form the local legend of the Axe Man and The Hunter.
Neither one is doing well (cough cough i would draw a proper aze murder gris n ingo but I'm not feeling blood atm (maybe for Halloween >:D)), but they fit comfort in one another still because they are in love and can be cute and deranged together because I said so <3<3<3
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Hey hey Willow heyyyy ✨ I'll apologize in advance for coming with silly tots only!
But you know when you admire someone and you like the way they think and everytime they say something you're like !!!!!!!! YES EXACTLY!!! and you giggle at silly lil things they've said or how they've said them cause it makes you feel so pffttt 💓 and you live up in your silly lil head like ah yes I'd love to be their friend, and all that?
I know you know where I'm going lol but yeah that's how I think of you because I apreciate you and what you do so!! much!! and it's insane? I mean cause I'm just an internet peep (lol) and we dont know each other and that's wild to my silly lil head!!!
Art and love for it can do so much I'm sighing big sighs.
I guess what I'm trying to say is thank you for sharing what you do and the way you do it and and and for being so kind as you do it. And yeah also I'll go to war, bake a cake and even do the laundry for you.
Also sorry I'm being so INTENSE!!! And basically writing a love letter under candle lights lmao I just never do this talking to ppl I think are cool kinda thing lol
I hope you have a great day/night forever and ever. Mwah!
oh, my heart and my soul — you are so correct !! art and the love for it !! how it connects across this great big world, across time-zones and reservations and insecurities and blooms fully in the great volume of our joy !!! you mean so much to me. you really, truly do.
you know, it's not just about our fanfiction, our blorbos and our 2d men and even our little stories; it's about the community and the love it brings ! especially in the wake of my little upset LOL my heart is so full at those of you that came out of the wood works to be there for me — those of you that have ALWAYS been there for me, on my worst days. i'm just an internet peep too ! just a guy on my puter !! and yet here we are ! how far we've come ! the love we have !
this little space is just such a haven of joy for me, and, again, it's not even necessarily about the writing itself or bakugou, especially not about the notes or refrogs or any of that; i say this all the time and it probably sounds childish and silly, but i really view this little corner here, with all of you, as our little space to sit together and hold hands and take turns talking about the things we like, what excites us, what nestles into our hearts and lives there, what pains us — all of it ! i feel so connected to all of you ! and as someone that was shamed and made to be embarrassed of fanfiction when i was younger and growing up — i'm so happy we've all managed to find each other here !
i want this to be a safe space where our creativity can flow together ! i want us all to be included, i want us all to be appreciated, i want us all to be heard, and it means so much to me that yall have done that for me as well ! day in and day out. rain or shine. this is our clubhouse ! and negativity isn't allowed in ! there's no place for it, i won't acknowledge it, i enjoy living my life trying to be as kind as i can, and i want to spread all of it to you, as best i can !
i sound so unhinged !!! LOL !! i am writing furiously in the candle light in my return letter to you, so quickly that ink is getting everywhere and that my handwriting is illegible akhfakhfa but i am always so grateful, to all of you ! and whenever i get such heartfelt messages like this — from those of you that have said before that you don't usually reach out, that this is the first time you're sending messages — i'm so honored that you would trust me with that ! that you deem me worthy of your vulnerability !! i have just so much love in my heart for all of you he he and thank you for being here with me 🥺
and thank you to YOU especially, dear. your message will live inside my lil brain forever. you are my friend. we do know each other, in ways that transcend identity and physical presence ! we are baking the cake together. we are folding the still-warm laundry side by side 🥺
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insidejizz · 1 year
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reagan ridley headcanons!
heyyyy its me again im here to write about the girl of all time reagan - this is SO self indulgent and also a lot longer than i thought it would end up being so im putting it under the cut for ease of everything ! no nsfw here though a small amount of body talk !
once again a reminder that REQUESTS ARE OPEN FOR BOTH ART AND WRITING !
// i think that reagan had a really hard time coming to terms with the idea that she is/could be autistic and still. struggles to accept it at times
she definitely took the raads-r test at one point and got a crazy high number like 189 
(for those that dont know the raads-r goes from like 0-224, and anything over 60 constitutes reasonable autism)
and after she got such a high score on that she had a classic #reaganmoment and stayed up all night taking as many other tests as she could find to "collect more data"
i mean its. hard enough to realize youre autistic much less 1) so late in life and 2) when everyone is constantly making it a joke . like i really do think shed be adverse to the idea for so long because it was always used as a "haha reagans weird" punchline and so
(she doesn't want to prove to rand and tamiko that they were right about something being off about her)
obviously everyone around her is. very aware of her autism and has been finding ways to deal with it for years but she doesn't know what to do about it at all after her night of testing
because yeah the test results SAY that its very very likely shes autistic but maybe she answered the questions wrong or something 
ab has to listen to her pace back and forth for hours about this and he is no help mostly because hes realizing he has autism everytime she states a symptom
obviously her special interest is science and robotics, that's pretty goddamn obvious . you could even argue her job is a special interest with how much time she spends nonstop thinking about it
the amount shed have to unmask is INSANNEEEEEE im just saying . shed have to unlearn 30 years of petty comments making her cover up all her autistic traits
i dont think shes someone who would openly stim, or at least in 'classic' ways
her stimming usually is like ;
pacing
chewing on pens + pencils
tapping pens + pencils
pressing keys on her keyboard over and over
wiggling her fingers 
// also reagans basically schroedingers jew
i say this because shes not "technically" jewish as in her family is not jewish but i believe that jr made her very active in his jewishness and so she was essentially raised jewish by her godfather
like. jr would have definitely thrown her an INSNAE bat mitzvah and you can't change my mind. he wouldve insisted on it
especially because i feel like reagan wouldnt like her birthday, both bc of the memories weve Seen of them and what we know about her family i just think she/ prefers to not think about them
but she was turning 13 and jr was like no you are going to be the biggest princess for a whole day everythings going to be about you
because he definitely went ALL OUT
i dont know what passage she would choose to read bc im not super well versed in torah but
the party ???? mans spared no expense but it was also very . reagan
like idk i feel like hed pull off some crazy robot-themed bat mitzvah or whatever she wanted at age 13
like she would have just graduated MIT at that point!!!!!! i think she deserves a baller party
anyway i dont think that a lot of people. came to the party (that werent cognito employees) but that didnt really matter
because jr spent the entire night there with reagan just giving her the best night he could (JR DAD MOMENTS JR DAD MOMENTS) 
like i bet they did a goofy ass 'father'-daughter dance and he was like woah youre getting so tall now youre almost as big as me and shes like well im officially a woman now! and he just starts crying GHEOIGJSEOIES
also more casual jewishness than just that like . 
she thinks fondly on being able to ask the questions at the passover seder (though as a kid she thought they were stupid bc why ask the same questions every year we already know the answer)
and there was one point where they were observing shabbat but they werent at home so they had to like . go and buy a loaf of bread and they used jrs handkerchief as the challah cover and stuff and she used some stuff to make little robot candles because they didnt have real ones and it wasnt a kosher shabbat but it was certainly one that was from the heart and HGHhgehesughshges
having jr pick her up so she could kiss the mezuzah when they went inside his place
hgheshgiehjsg listen i could go for hours.
so like yes she is jewish. she celebrates hanukkah every year and has a collection of menorahs that jr has gotten her (and shes gotten herself) over the years
but she also wouldnt say shes jewish bc shed feel weird about it 
i think shes definitely considered converting but never gotten around to it simply on terms of No Fucking Time
at least a year of study ? taking time off for the holidays ? hahahahahahaha whos schedule would that even fit into lol
so like if someone were to ask if she was jewish she would say " i was raised jewish by my godfather" and if anyone decides to question more then it gets Complicated lmao
// CHUBBY REAGAN CHUBBY REAGAN CHUBBY REA
listen. i refuse to believe she would be self conscious about being 140 pounds theres no reason for her to think thats fat and so i think that brett was guessing (bc he can lift massively and so weight means nothing to him) and she panicked and was like "MY STATIONARY BIKE IS BROKEN." bc chubby
also she has a desk job, basically exclusively eats junk food and drinks, lounges around every chance she gets
i truly believe that reagan is pudgy. i think that she hides it under that lab coat and she should STOP hiding it <3<3<3
reagan with stretch marks? reagan with stretch marks
also she deserves bigger tits and she has them bc shes chubby<3
she would also have a bit of a tummy and bigger thighs but i dont think shes particularly well endowed in the ass department
like its not bad! but she doesnt have a Great ass
like a lot of things about herself she isnt exactly happy with it but shes so squishy and perfect to grab and shit so<3
// another tangent but reagan is. very picky about the type of music allowed around the office 
like she has approved playlists for all of the group whenever they r allowed the aux 
myc is usually not allowed the aux bc he has INSANE music taste. ykno the sounds mushrooms make when you hook them up to electricity or whatever? its essentially 4 hours of that with cupcakkke mixed in
most of the time its background noise for her, so she doesnt like music being too loud
shes essentially like a dad with the ac the way she is abt the music volume lol like WHO TURNED IT UP WE KEEP THE VOLUME AT 72. 
she doesnt listen to music in her lab really, and when she does its either the most depressing shit youve ever heard or like. music she remembers from her childhood like nsync and britney spears and shit
this means shes also not allowed the aux . too much midwest emo bums everyone else out
when it comes to CHRISTMAS MUSIC? she is like 10x as bad
she has a playlist of "reagan approved christmas music" that she made herself that is exclusively the least annoying christmas songs
except she also can only stand that playlist for like 20 minutes
overall she just fuckin hates christmas music. its all love and sunshine and family and friendship and shes essentially scrooge 
its pretty hard to find a christmas song that she can stand but there are a few! white winter hymnal and carol of the bells are her favorites if she had to choose a christmas song.
honestly i would apologize for how self indulgent this is but I dont want to because I'm proud of it <3 love her so much and PLEASE drop requests if you have any !!!!!!!!!!
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crepusculum-rattus · 1 year
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heyyyy rat whats up ^-^ feeling a little insane about the philza today? do you think hc phil does art? I think he'd definitely draw a bunch but I'm wondering if he would do other art stuff as well
hiiiiiiiiiii ^v^
i am about to throttle tumblr bc i answered this ask extensively and it all disappeared.. so The Insanity is truly getting to me now. so it is now time for my favorite kind of response where i say “source? i made it the fuck up.”
NE WAY yesyes i think he does Tons of art including drawing. the entire base is always crowded in incomplete art projects and ideas for future ones. hardly any free space along his floors.
and i think he’s tried all sorts of art. doesn’t mean he Enjoys all forms of art, but he’s definitely tried a Lot. i mean, he’s got a lot of free time, a lot of time alone… what else is there to do but create? not only is it time consuming, it’s also Fun :D
a small list of art related things he consistently does/enjoys (other than drawing):
- sewing/embroidery
- photography
- specifically watercolor painting (he doesn’t Hate other mediums, it’s just his preferred one)
- pottery/ceramics (he’s honestly not even great at it, but he enjoys it still)
basically… i think the art stuff he enjoys Most are things that are practical and useful as something other than just art (the biggest exception is painting as he can make arguments for photography being useful for memory purposes)
aaandddd a list of things he’s attempted and decided never again:
- writing (he’d rather stick with his field notes, thank you very much)
- glassblowing (he somehow managed to burn himself Multiple times and then shattered what he was making)
- crocheting (although he enjoys the process of making yarn like a freak /affectionate)
And there’s Tons of other stuff he’s tried for sure, gods he’s got so much time to do it. but those are the things he has the strongest opinion on.
and most of the stuff he makes is Definitely drawn from the inspiration he gets from the builds he uncovers. since we’re talking about more canonical hc phil, our beloved traveler discovering all of this history.
he’s just a very artsy guy with lots of time to create :]
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