#also hi im back

[bashieashie]

Fey and Flowers has me in a chokehold right now and I'm fine with it

#dimension 20 #a court of fey and flowers #binx choppley #gwyndolin thistle hop #dropout tv #college humor #dungeons and dragons #doodle #my art #artistsontumblr #also hi im back

[phantomrev]

Heya Mango! Saw that you watched dragons rising sooo…. Thoughts on the master of wind?

Myself, I was kinda bummed that Morro cant hold that tittle anymore but then again hes been dead for a while now and the title for wind master has been open since so—

Funny enough I really like her and im glad they kept the element "alive"

Also i strongly believe Morro is on a vacay somewhere in the departed realm while chaos ensues in ninjago

#art #fan art #pijama people #art tag #my art #ninjago #morro #doodles #morro wu #ninjago morro #euphrasia #ninjago euphrasia #qna #i drew him while listening to island in the sun by wheezer #i listen to weezer alot #also yes his shorts have little ghosts in them #also hi im back #i hope u get ready for more stupid shit like this bc im loaded with stuff while i was busy on stuff

[hejee]

da4 prediction: dreadwolf elfroot rotation

#dragon age #dragon age inquisition #solavellan #solas dragon age #lavellan #they're chill #they're still enemies but #it's very complicated lmao #also hi im back #hey it’s my art

[marsbutterfly]

I think Chifuyu is definitely the sweetest one in the gang when it comes to having sex with you. He would be the type to constantly ask if what he is doing is ok, even when you beg him to be rougher.

He would ghost his fingers through your skin, guiding your hips up and down. He wants to last longer, to make sure you have enough time to properly enjoy yourself but he just can't help it, your insides just feel so good and inviting.

He feels bad so, to make it up to you, he will eat your pussy for an hour. His tongue twirling around your swollen clit as the fingers on his left hand play with the entrance to your cunt. Even though he is focused on his main job, his right hand still scoops a bit of your wetness so he can use it as lubricant while he jerks himself off. By doing so, he makes a mess on the sheets.

When the two of you have gone multiple rounds and he has nothing left to give, he will put his face in between your breasts and tightly hug your waist, he wants nothing more to be close to you after you practically fucked him senseless.

#tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers x reader #tokyo revengers x you #tokyo revengers x y/n #chifuyu x reader #chifuyu x you #chifuyu x y/n #chifuyu matsuno #chifuyu matsuno x reader #chifuyu matsuno smut #tokyo rev x reader #tokyo revengers smut #IDK IM THINKING ABOUT THIS SWEET BOY TONIGHT #also hi im back #im working on some headcanons for hanma #jfbl

[foolscapper]

Nothing worth doing is easy, but anything is possible.

#my chemical romance #frank iero #mcr #frankenstein #the real deal babyyy #also hi im back #finally freed up of time #im gonna strangle frank iero for having so many tattoos #myfanart #my art

[notreallyninjago]

Gayle Gossip: Hello sir, did you witness anything strange in the area?

Kai: *wearing a seemingly obvious disguise, trying to hide from the Police Commissioner* Wha- witness?

Gayle Gossip: Yes

Kai: *whispers* Is this camera on?

Gayle Gossip: Yes we’re live-

Kai: Oh! Nah I ain’t see nothin’, matter of fact- I’m BLIND in my left eye and 43% blind.. in my right eye.

The ninja: *hiding in a dark alley, witnessing Kai’s… attempt at not blowing their cover*

Kai: I don’t see much of nothing. Matter of fact, I can’t even see you sir.

#ninjago #ninjago memes #ninjago kai #notreallyninjago #gayle gossip #crystallized #also hi im back

[thatseadog]

I actually am having such a hard time deciding this HELP

Please please I need answers

#im actually wracking my brain over this #also hi im back #jrwi #jrwi riptide #just roll with it #jrwi fanart #jrwi podcast #jrwi show #chip jrwi #jrwi jay #be mindful I haven't caught up since 109 (im sane I promise) #help me get to a conclusion

[angelyuji]

trust

harleen quinzel x gn!reader

“are you sure this is a good idea?” you trail behind dr. quinzel. her fast steps rush into her office and she quickly shuts the door behind you.

“what do you mean?” she asks, playing innocent.

“don’t play dumb, doctor. are you sure it’s a good idea to trust the jo-” her eyes sharpen, and you stop yourself, “sorry, patient j.” she sighs, eyes softening. you watch as she almost collapses back into her chair.

“i don’t know, sweetheart. i really don’t.” she rests her elbows on her desk and buries her face in her hands.

“then, maybe call this off? if you don’t know if it’s a good idea…” you kneel next to her, stress pumping through your veins. the last thing you want is for your favorite coworker to go to prison for some lunatic.

“i know, it’s just…” she trails off, “all i know is that my dad needs the surgery to live, and we need money for the surgery. i can’t- i won’t lose my dad, (y/n).” dr. quinzel lifts her head and you see tears start to fall from her eyes. you pull her into a hug and she softly sobs into your shoulder.

“i’m sorry… i didn’t know you were having such a hard time.” you say, feeling tears roll down your face. you feel your heart tighten, knowing there wasn’t much you can do.

she lifts her head and wipes her tears, waving your worry off, “it’s okay, i never told you. what could you do? you make less than me, how could i ask you for money?” she sniffles before laughing softly, looking at the wet spot on your shoulder. silence fills the room and the gravity of the situation weighs on both of you. “you… you won’t tell anyone, right? you’ll keep it between us?” you look into her eyes and your heart beats faster.

“of course, i won’t tell anyone. your secret is safe with me.” you smile and dr. quinzel places a hand on your face, her eyes trail to your lips. you swallow. “it’s just… you’ll be careful, right? patient j isn’t a good person. he’s hurt a lot of people and… i don’t want you to be next, you know?” the warmth of her hand leaves your face as she turns away.

she sighs, “i know. honestly, i’m a little scared too, but i’ll be careful.” she turns back to you with a bright smile, “do you trust me?”

“always.” you grab your clipboard and get up.

“alrighty then, sweetheart, let’s get moving. we have patients to help.” she bumps her hip with yours. you both leave the office, unknowing of what’s to come.

#like and reblog <3 #this fanfic takes place during episode 2 of sound mind #harley quinn and the joker: sound mind #harley quinn #harleen quinzel #the joker #patient j #x reader #harley quinn x reader #harley quinn x you #harley quinn x joker #i really really love the sound mind podcast #honestly i just wanted to write something to get out of my writer's block and i think this worked #gender neutral reader #dw yall we'll be back to our scheduled yandere content soon #i'm writing some yandere hotch rn cuz im back into criminal minds #however... if you guys would like yan harley or joker... i'm also open to that #dc comics #dc x reader #also hi im back

[kki3ie]

have a malleona thing *throws at u*

#lasso tool my old friend #haha lasso tool is kinda on point bc cowboy #malleus is like what? a demon leona made a deal with? #somebody make my savanaclaw wild west au dreams come true #savanaclaw #twst #art #also hi im back

[heckthis-heckallofthis]

How I think the Friends cast would act drunk

Squad leader: Canonically he's mentioned he lets loose a lot more when he's had a few drinks, and he's once boasted about how strong he was during a small party in Bar Histamines (overly exaggerated too). I like to imagine he just straight up forgets what social anxiety is. No longer is he bound to the shackles of stressing if a specific behavior he does makes him look weird.

2145: I think he probably has a high tolerance, but if he does drink enough he would probably just sleep. Big nap time for him. His eyes stay open but trust me he is napping. You can't get him up unless you offer him bacteria or he finishes processing the alcohol

IM1235: Canonically she gets a little ditzy and can barely tell friend from foe, you could be scolding her and getting mad at her and she'd still be very happy to talk to you and listen to you. She also passes out but it's a little after she's done being silly.

3033: He has no more filter. He says whatever and goes off about what he's thinking about at that moment. "They overwork us TOO MUCH, I need a holiday right NOW" or he starts rambling about how bacteria tastes bad, or talking about the killer T cells being incompetent and stupid. Usually he will at least keep it to himself but no more, his temper is more explosive than normal.

Dendritic cell: If you let him sew during this period he will probably make the most fucked up looking bacterium you've ever seen, he still thinks he's doing a good job. He's canonically just allowed a naive t cell to activate while he's drunk, so he probably does whatever without considering the consequences.

M cell: M cells probably just in general have a high tolerance. It'd be funny if he absolutely forgot about his depression and just actually started being normal about things. Something unlucky happens to him and he's like "why do I feel like I'm supposed to say something self deprecating right now." He cannot walk in a straight line, constantly bumps into things but never acknowledges the fact that he did, and if he falls over he might just sleep then and there. Right on the floor.

Eosinophil: Probably still has a little anxiety left in her body, gets shaken up by the littlest of things, IM1235 accidentally bumps into her and she jumps. She probably jitters a little, you ask her if she's cold and she does the "Huh?… no I'm not" brain lag.

B cell: He will start flirting with a plant in the corner of the room, when you tell him about it he goes "Well if they are then they gotta be the most gorgeous plant out there." Even in this state he will still insist on taking care of Memory cell, despite him not even being able to locate where exactly he is.

Memory cell: I don't think any part of him changes, he still messes up names (other than B cell) and he still is his old man old self.

NK: She is practicing her sword fighting skills with some other immune cell, she is doing a bad job but she still insists that she needs to or else what if something bad happens??? Who will protect all these innocent cells?? (Other immune cells who aren't out of commission but that will not convince her)

RegT: Solitaire gaming off the charts on her, she's clicking 6cps and will not stop. Probably got a world record solve at some point but was never recorded. I think it'd also be funny if she took a few jabs at HT just for fun, "you're so sloppy" "tuck in your uniform" "you're addicted to sweets"

HT: Emotional rollercoaster on this one. Laughs and cries and goes insane all in the same minute, annoys RegT, calls in some immune cells just because he can. He cries terribly when no one acknowledges him (RegT gotta call in Dendritic cell just to take care of him because she doesn't know how)

Cross: Canonically is a messy and annoying drunk. He either loses his temper very fast or he doesn't even realize when is the appropriate time to be angry. Clings onto squad leader and gets him cups upon cups of alcoholic drinks because he's having too much fun to realize that is rude (and also the fact that squad leader is suffering)

#hope i didnt forget anyone #also hi im back #all because the local discord server dragged me back into it #i love friends so much #them so my beloved #cells at work #hataraku saibou #cells at work friends #hataraku saibō #caw friends #hataraku saibo friends #since when did caw have so many tags #idk what i label this as #headcanons #??? maybe #idk #feel free to say what you think should be changed in this list btw

[free-falling-grenade]

Yknow what I realized from the scene we saw in the promo of Amity and Willow yeeting the alarm clock to shreds. They + Gus and Hunter, even Luz now, are all so used to trouble and fighting at any second that they just naturally have that reaction. Like there is no fight or flight. Just fight. That's just norm at the Demon realm.

So I'd imagine like one day they're just walkin around Gravesfield and get into trouble, a civilian thinks these young teenagers cant handle it but they dealt with the issue before they can even call the cops 🤡

#the owl house #also hi im back #WHO ELSE IS EXCITED FOR S3 #toh spoilers #toh #the owl house spoilers #toh season 3 #luz noceda #amity blight #willow park #hunter toh #gus porter

[klausbens]

#matthew kimble #hamish linklater #the new adventures of old christine #hamishlinklateredit #my edit #tnaooc #he's a disaster i want him to flirt w me #also hi im back #mktnaooc

[zero-witch]

I wish I wasn't so scared all the time man. I remember a time when I'd wake up excited to see what the day had in store. That feeling has been replaced almost entirely with baseless fear. Well, perhaps not baseless but... certainly not rational.

I need a routine, I think. A rhythm to my days and weeks that keeps me sane. And I need to find work before I run out of money... Ah, but it's so much easier to hide from it all! When the shaking gets bad and I feel I can't breathe I'd much rather be in bed. But here I simply lay in comfort as I decay. I need to run. I need my heart to beat in rhythm with my feet as they pound against the earth. But first I need to eat. That first step is often the hardest.

I will prevail. I will claw my way free of this choking sorrow, carving one foothold after another in the fetid dread and screaming stone.

And I'm going to do it by making eggs.

#zer0 talks #one day at a time #one step at a time #also hi im back #we'll see for how long

[tndn-btg]

he was just a kid. fuck

#the joke isn't me saying this because he's autistic it's just a meme that's been in my head #payday 2 #my shit #also hi im back

[c4mbion]

Jfc Im horny

#i just need to get fucked ::(( #also hi im back

[deezeyrabbidy]

I RETURN TO TUMBLR AND THE HORNY PORNBOTS ARE BACK LFG

#also hi im back #did u miss me guys