#also his walk is killing me my GOD

[katkalis-the-fanartist]

POV: You get slapped by the Demon Lord

#i once looked for a first person gif of this slap and never found one so i made one #also his walk is killing me my GOD #the legend of zelda #skyward sword #tloz #ghirahim #gif #fake violence upon VIEWER #warnings right there so if you click on it you know what happens to you

[lilyminer]

Daan gives me this specific vibe I see so much in series where deities like, indisputable exist in that world. Where like, he wishes he could be an atheist. I feel like if so many gods didn’t all collectively decide to fuck up this one guys life in every way possible he’d love to completely ignore their existence.

#it’s also funny how he calls himself a doctor but at a point dudes just doing healing magic #I wish the old gods like understood human language n stuff just so Daan can cuss them out #f&h #f&h daan #f&h2 #f&h termina #fear and hunger #fear and hunger 2 #fear and hunger termina #fear and hunger Daan #funger #funger 2 #funger daan #Daan von Dutch #I can just imagine Sylvian walking into the hypothetical room being like Ok two of my devotees had this bitch ass kid I already traumatized- #-him whos next? Sulfur god be like Oh Me Me I wanna kill the two most important people in his life! Then Rehr got jealous and decided to- #- fuck up even his personal identity too #they’re way to obsessed with ruining his life tbh

[musicalchaos07]

Thinking about how Jonathan has been there for the swing set monologue, the bedroom conversation, and the van scene. Captain of "I know what you are Mike Wheeler"

#AND he sat through the milkvan freezer love monologue #truly he is stronger than me #because if i walked in to Mike Wheeler making goo goo eyes at my little brother in MY room??? #stranger things #jonathan byers #Byler #God gives his toughest battles ( not killing Mike) to his strongest soldiers (Jonathan) #mike wheeler #will byers #also logically he found them in the basement after the crazy together scene #and this man witnessed the airport scene!!! someone get him some help

[mattodore]

"show off your music" tag 🎧 using this spotify app

this looks so sexy... anyway thank you for the little tag @machinegrl

tagging @wldestluv-rs @fizzytoo @rottengurlz @lucidicer @woohooincoffin @omgkayplays @void-imp @helltrait @raiiny-bay if any of you want to do it as well <3 no pressure tho obv!! also if you've already done this pretend i didn't tag you dkjnhk haven't scrolled very far back on my dash yet

#river dipping #playlist #gold guns girls is a song olly sent me bc it reminded him of matthias <3 so i spent hours listening to it #if it weren't for the repeated lines mentioning women i'd put it in his playlist but alas............... he is a gay man fdkjndjf #on my knees asking ppl to send me more music that reminds them of my ocs btw. i'm so normal abt it... :) #also........... god......................................... #listening to futile devices and thinking abt theo is enough to kill a person where they stand #i would know. typing this from the grave if you were wondering #famous last words / i'm a liar / silver / lemon eyes are all songs that if i'm listening to them i have to sing along. like i have to. #like it bursts out of me and then i'm banging my fist on the floor. like. literally. like actually. #ESPECIALLY i'm a liar. it makes me want to die and it's in the echthroi story playlist. god. #PLEASE TAKE ME HOME . BAM . WRAP ME IN A TOWEL . BAM . THE MARKS ARE ALL GONE AND I'M FEELING MYSELF AGAIN . BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM #CRAZY . IT'S JUST SO FUCKING CRAZY #lemon eyes turns my brain to mush too because it's SOOOOOOOO matthias coded. #like especially early on in mattodore's little situationship when theo was just. so jealous. like caustically so. #hush now baby there's no need to cry let me wipe away those lemon eyes...... #all your worries such a waste of time... you can't even see how much you're Mine. . .... #I BET YOU WANNA WALK AWAY RUN AWAY LOOK AWAY TURN AWAY HONEY YOU CAN'T HIIIIIIIIDE #LEMON EYES YOU'RE MINE. YELLOW EYES ALL MINE. #YELLOW I WILL HAVE TO BITE YOUR TONGUE. . . SONGS THAT MAKE ME CLAW AT MY OWN SKIN

[skrunksthatwunk]

AGGGHGJJZJJZJZHZGZJZMKKCJJXJXJ

(^^ just finished yakuza 0 for the second time)

#IM SO FUCKING NOT NORMAL OR OKAY ABOUT THSI SHIT. AAAAAAAA #killing. shitting myself #i fuckign bit my hand at the end of the majimako scene when hes walking away AOUUGHHH #i bit it too hard though owiee #im so glad my roommate is out rn so i can freely lose my cool #oughh #when sagawa lights majimas cigarette and one of the first scenes is majima lighting his in typical deferential fashion #but sagawa lights it like an equal #also still not over the suit discussion in serena. AUGHHHH FUCKKK #and the whole “even if it takes me my whole life i swear ill pay you back nishiki' GOD FUCK ME JUST. NNNNGHHHHHHGJKSJSJS #KILL ME NOW RGG STUDIOS #AAAAGGGHHGGGAHGAG #guh. ough.hh #anyway watching the shibusawa stage transitions made me think of making an rgg gay sex comp #but like it's just fighting moments that are particularly 🤨 or 😳 yknow #also eee im so excited to be done w zero bc like #1) i wanted to replay all the games i have + play the judgments this summer and i uh. didnt even finish zero :p #2) i really wanted to get to the non prequel games tbh thate the vibe ive been craving so this is good #and i only spent half the time i did last run on this!! 78 hr personal best omgg <3 #rgg

[mediapen]

this is the worst fucking trip of my life. i spent a week in russia having a massive panic attack every fucking day and THIS is the worst trip of my life

#ive literally never experienced such rude people im gonna snap so fucking bad soon #it’s EVERY DAY if it was a one off it’d be at least a bit better but it’s EVERY TIME I GO ANYWHERE WHAT IS IT ABOUT ME!!!!!!! oh my god #i am so sorry central maybe it’s not you. well it was you but your shitass contagion has spread around the world #I’ve had like six people cut in lines ahead of me people walk so close they push me into walls i just stop dead now it’s the only thing tha #works some guy walked through my arm and WHACKED his arm on my water bottle in my bag and it HURT him i could hear it it’s the highlight of #this entire fucking trip #i have been hit in a cathedral nearly stood on multiple times kids running into me people trying to walk through me ive just lugged my case #onto a bus where these two old cunts with like cabin bag sized cases managed to move to take up SIX SEATS as i got on the bus with my big #case so i had to stand. then nobody would let me off the bus with my big fucking case so hopefully i broke some toes. and THEN in my three #minute walk to this airbnb i am supposed to just get off the planet apparently and also walk in the road because god forbid other people #develop an ounce of brain matter and not walk four abreast on the pavement im fucking over it. fuck off and die you can see me im 5’9 #also the bus people im not done with those fucking bus people like they were in the four seats and one of them went to a two seat but the #one on the four stayed on the edge with his case so i couldn’t get past and there were no other case-friendly seats #like it was fucking intentional what level of fuckhead do you have to be to stop someone sitting on a bus absolutely wank #google translate I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF the next time something happens and i will do it for real #dl

[divinekangaroo]

Tommy's 'i have no limitations' after he shoots michael dead via bullet to the eye = his most depressing rote realisation, that he will do pretty much anything? (kill and fuck?)

there is the other way to read that line, which is that supposed god complex reading that the sigma boys enjoy, but TBH every time tommy goes near that line (or even the "you're not God" / "not yet" exchange he has with Charlie) it's usually so bitterly tongue in cheek it sounds like he says it like a blatant inverse relevation OF his limitations.

but the way Tommy says that after Michael, after killing his cousin which he...probably didn't really want to do except for the way Michael absolutely wouldn't let him be. Tommy couldn't guarantee everyone's safety back in England (especially Charlie) after his own impending death unless Michael and his vengeance campaign was out of the picture.

Therefore: no limitations. he does what it takes

#that 'you're not god' cracked me up so much. my then-6 year old screaming it at me when i was ordering him to help make his own bed #'i don't have to do what you say! you're not god!' #i choked back the 'not yet' by pure raw willpower #the other line that reeks of inversion is 'i am just an extreme example of what a working class man can achieve' #yeah nah mate. working class =/= serious crime empire #and tommy KNOWS that #anyway speculating here because the evolution of the 'no limitations' motif when he is so constrained is fascinating #also i consider a lot about michael and tommy's motive to kill him #because i think similar to finn tommy would have been satisfied just letting them walk away #i always felt he had a grave regret for his 'in' to Jack Nelson needing to be via Michael because otherwise they could have just....moved o #alas circumstances conspire and tommy will use what he had

[tlatia-the-radiant]

May I ask how he is a mass murderer? He took no part in either of the purges or the Xenocide, and even tried to stop the purges. He is kinda the good guy here, and he brings up good points, you are blaming him for things he didn’t do. If anything he is a more respectable person that the Emperor, which is a low bar, but the point still stands

Laura stiffens a little bit.

"Vendis Adi. Chao Jin. Elizabet Porte. Hallis Cruz. Benna Cruz. Those were the first five casualties when the Moiraides boarded the Dawnbringer. None of them were Astartes, or even armed. They were just innocents caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. That didn't stop Custodians from killing them, or ninety-eight other people. Murshi Cen. Philla Vilm Cen. Urga Jalom. The list goes on, and I remember them all."

"That's not mentioning all the people killed when the Summer Light was crippled, or when the Pax Nova was hit by a broadside," Citalicue adds.

#tlatia answers #ooc: I'm using the casualties in the fleet as an example. which might be a bad example bc i wrote that. but. stick with me for a sec #ooc: laura and citalicue can't reference when atticus spoke about shooting fanatics trying to worship when tlatia was captured #ooc: that's not something they were there for. they don't know about it #ooc: and also they are biased characters. tlatia is their mother and their leader. they see her in a kinder light than atticus #ooc: I'm using an event they know about to also comment on one they don't if that makes sense #ooc: because there WERE ways to disperse those fanatics without killing them. the imperial palace is. well. a fortress. it has walls/doors #ooc: even just saying that 'only the emperor and His children were permitted to walk on these sacred grounds' would probably work #ooc: now is this a criticism of the choices made? only on a character level. if atticus made the best most morally sound choice all the time #ooc: then this thread wouldn't exist #ooc: god my english major is bleeding thru lmao

[pastel-rights]

asta.

darling.

dearest.

beloved.

get this man AWAY from me.

#( he disgusts me. ) #( i need him GONE. ) #( if you love me. you'll support me in hating this straight white alpha male lookin' ass who is a walking red flag. ) #( he probably spews misinformation. he'd follow Nick Adams religiously. No no. he IS the Nick Adams of the HSR universe actually. ) #( he probably got pissed off at the fact the green M&M changed her boots from some casual wear shoes. ) #( he would call me slurs. he'd push traditional gender roles on me with a smile on his face knowing I hate it. ) #( he'd watch Andrew Tate just to piss everyone off. He doesn't actually believe in it but he lives and breathes to be an ASSHOLE. ) #( everyday i become a little less phobic of jing yuan. long gone are the days of me hating on the general who buries himself and his emotio #in his work that he never ACTUALLY gets done and writing letters capable of making god cry and scream and sob. now I hate on the #manifestation of the white alpha males who act like the world revolves around them and everyone around them are like chess pieces on their #personal chess boards. GOD.) #( he feels like he'd be homophobic too. homophobic yet he's already killed every homophobe in a 20 mile radius. he's a trans rights #activist but somehow he also bullies the closest trans people in his area. he's an asshole without purpose and I need him GONE. ) #( and AND you know WHAT? i'm RIGHT. just LOOK at him. he has a whole ass book on how to piss everyone off and 300 of those pages are #dedicated to just me specifically. ) #( i'm five seconds away from shoving my foot up his ass. ) #( I need this man GONE. Asta. I need him to disAPPPEAR. ) #( this is all /lh and /j btw I'm just violently hating on him rn /lh )

[todayisafridaynight]

beat yakuza 7 last night *muffled screaming*

#spoilers #there'll be spoiler talk lmao #snap chats #ok compliment sandwich time #FIRST OFF absolutely loved this game im so pissed ill never be able to experience it for the first time again #i had no rights being scared of playing it i actually love the rpg playstyle sm- sure i love beat em up but it just feels so right for this #the cast was so cute and lovable and i adore them immensely. also why does no one mention eri ever she's so darling #and the VOICE ACTING- i had my game in english btw and on that note ichiban's VA really does make this game #he's just so passionate in every line he delivers and you can just feel the emotion in everything he says #prob helps that kaiji tang played odin/owain fire emblem before for the theatrics LMAO but seriously i loved his performance so much #on FE note though i completely forgot robbie daymond was zhao and the whole time i was like 'he reminds me of hubert or like akechi lmao' #my hunch was great LMAO GG ME but yeah the gameplay was so fun #and i just love all the little character-building aspects- like how if yo get utterly sloshed with your party everyone has a little comment #not to mention the mid-meal conversations those were so cute #ok for the parts i didnt like uh. Very Few Things like i said i loved this game and i have few complaints #its just the ending made me want to eat dry wall rgg PLEASE let siblings be happy in this franchise i swear to god #aoki was a prick but rgg i need you to stop peddling this 'anyone can change and start over' thing if youre just going to kill them #like at least with nishiki ryuji and mine there was a build up to their death- ig you can argue aoki holding the gun to his death was that #BUT ITS JUST THE WAY KUME COMES OUT OF PISS-OFF NOWHERE LIKE if he hadnt walked away and if ichi wasnt so concerned over aoki #bruh Full Rights to beat his ass and then some that made me so pissed. like i already had a feeling aoki was fucked but still #PLEASE just let a yakuza antagonist live beyond their game for five minutes thats it #he can literally be cell neighbors with sawashiro for all i care just let him live #omg wait on that note i totally called arakawa being ichi's bio dad like as soon as fucker asked ichi bout his real parents I Knew #i dont think arakawa knew but girl I Did and i howled #one last complain i have- its very small tbh- is where did mirror-face-tendo come from #i thought mirror face blew up with ishioda but alright. i guess for the sake of The Twist they couldnt reveal he was fine #still because of that he just feels so out of nowhere esp to be helping the gang #but i'm not gonna let a few nicks ruin an otherwise lovely game #i love how the og cast didnt outstay their welcome: they were in the game just enough to be justified and i appreciate that #kiryu coming out of nowhere does feel a little Out Of Nowhere esp now that he's gona be in Y8

[bloggirl8842]

I’ve been reflecting a lot lately on my high school crush. It was this hugeee devastating thing to me bc I’d grown up w the guy and it was this torch I carried for three years so publicly and for no reason other than to have a hobby, though it started with what I still think was genuine chemistry (or the potential for it), and coming out of it made me shut off that part of myself almost entirely bc I thought I just became an issue when I felt that sort of affection but it’s all so crazy! I was mentioning this to my therapist as like blah blah blah I didn’t date growing up, I got a huge crush on my friend and I knew I didn’t have a chance so I pushed him away and he got a girlfriend and we didn’t really talk after that but I kept the crush isn’t that so weird, and she was like “wait no you did have a chance. You were friends and you pushed him away to retreat into fantasy but you could’ve tried to actually go after him or even just maintained the friendship after his relationship began.” And that’s been ringing in my head for a MONTH because it’s true and he and I weren’t even fully friends but we had the potential to be like we had inside jokes we admired each other’s work and I just cut any chance of that off because I was so freaked! I can distinctly recall myself avoiding chances at connecting! I wish I’d pursued that friendship I don’t think it would’ve been a big important thing or that we would’ve been close but I think it would’ve at least been nice

#it’s definitely too late now I followed him on ig once and he would not follow me back. really wrird bc his little brother does nd i dont #talk to that guy i just like his art #he’s still v sweet though. i ran into him a few years ago on the street and he walked around w me for an hour and kept missing his bus to go #home bc he wanted to keep talking. he also told me his deepest fear and made me tell him mine (mine was being alone) and i meant being alone #in a general no friends no loved ones no understanding way but he went ‘’aww im sure youll find somebody’’ and i was like i should kill you #for that. did you just assume im an incel. i mean i WAS an incel but come on #i wonder if he knew. he couldn’t have not known. worst part of all it was that i didnt even really like him like that after the first six #months i just did not get how any of this attraction love relationship stuff worked and didnt want to try anything real w anyone else #god this is gonna be a regret of mine for awhile i think we couldve been really fun friends 😭 #and instead i used the idea of him to just fuck my brain up #okay time to nap I cant stare at this one regret again im always moving! i really had not thought about it in years before like this month

[lamphous]

me thinking myself clever for catching onto accidental foreshadowing before realizing in fact it was a memory as the-body-remembers-by-babette-rothschild. eleventh doctor so so evil to me. the way that I was down BADDD for alex kingston at age 13.

sorry there are approx. 7 more posts in the tags here

#sorry am watching the big bang whilst intoxicated and the amy reveal genuinely got me #remember when they were killing rory off every episode for shits and giggles #THE FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ OH MY HGOD #ELEVEN IN THE TIME TRAVEL WATCH WIIIIIIIVES THEY ARE MARRIEEEEED #the worst part of watching these is all the places ive since been art ive since seen things ive come to know in hyper detail NOW #that i did not while watching this on my ipod nano on the bus home after middle school #not just the millennium bridge all the van gogh paintings ive seen a store in camden gardens ive walked by #but chip shops and terrible atmospheres in british museums #oh my god sorry i think i wanted to fuck matt smith for a second. his handwriting. trying to give it up. puppet with strings cut. HOT? #oh good its autoerotic again alex is here as well. lesbian sex. they have a handfasting NOT click bait #walks up to gay couple like so which one of you is the eye of the storm and which one of you is the heart of the explosion #i watched those last seconds on the roof before the dalek arrives on a loop at age 13 as the last moment of true happiness #me my wife and my wife's parents who are also my boygirlfriends on our night at the museum double date. AND THEN I DIE. and my wife avenges #LESBIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS ITS ALMOST COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE. wait why did she make the dalek beg for mommy what did that do to me

[22degreehalo]

Studying Greek mythology is so weird because like you start hearing about the likes of Zeus and Poseidon and Ares and all that and they’re all just kind of awful people?? But then you get to Apollo and it’s like ‘oh he’s the god of music and beauty and mathematics and he’s just such a nice and warm and good person :)’

And then you start hearing the stories about Apollo and literally every one is about him fucking over a mortal because idk they said they were better at the harp than him while they were drunk or he wanted to fuck them, with the one memorable exception of ‘Apollo is a deadbeat dad to his gay son who he gets killed.’

#I'm so mad about this tbh hahaha #Apollo's aesthetic is my own 100000x #Im not a goth I couldn't care less for Hades #who isnt even that much better btw he just kept his kidnapping to one person and then just avoided interacting with anyone else #but everyone loves him and i just. I want Apollo to actually be a decent person lmfao so how come literally 0 story is like that huh #also it's very amusing (????) to me that the goddesses arent rly any better #like Hera is the queen of victim blaming #and Aphrodite and Athena are like those anime girls that punch a guy for walking in on them except theyre gods so they just kill him #again literally the only gods who seem half decent are the ones with no stories about them lol #wild that the Greeks decided these people were worthy of worship but literally all their stories are about them being dicks #I guess that's just different value expectations tho huh

[andr0medafallen]

I was watching Game of Thrones today and I realized how I’m attracted to practically every single character (the adults - I’ve seen people say some creepy ass shit about the kids who I love like they’re my own despite my zero maternal instincts) like Jaime Lannister?? The Hound?? All of the women?? Hot as fuck, sue me

I don’t know why I’m sending this to you in an ask, it just felt like the right thing to do

...Okay maybe it's my general hatred for men and I do think that all the actors in that show are very attractive, but like if confronted with any of the characters irl ithinkmostofthemwouldbepassesimsorrythey'rejustsocreepy.

But I'm glad that you enjoy the show and characters! I really am not trying to be a hater.

In fact, to be completely candid, Yara Greyjoy had to have been one of my first tv crushes, so i am capable of love i swear.

#i think i maybe just like associate this show with my dad? #and like i do think Jaime is like physically attractive but then i remember he fucks his sister and i want to barf #but also you have to remember i watched game of thrones with my dad when it came out #i was 9. #so i have a weird perspective on the show for sure #also #this should really go without saying but don't let your 8 year old child watch Games of Thrones #and don't watch it with her for gods sake #also this isn't even mentioning the years that i had to go to bed at 7 and plug my ears while reading #because my dad would start BLASTING The Walking Dead #which i was also encouraged to watch as a 7 year old but chose not to #Sorry to be a party pooper! #scout: 'these people are hot!' #me: 'this is a great segway into explaining my rocky relationship with my dad' #'i wanna kill you if you don't beat me to it' #scout tag <3 #my lovely (and tolerant) wife

[randombubblegum]

whadda hell i was back in my camera roll from 2018 looking for an ancient image and instead i found the first time i saw bad suns?????????? hi christo. everyone look at christo

#he had just cut his hair and i was like ‘i like your haircut <:)’ while he tuned up and he was so sweet about it #this was the show the stage lights all cut off in the middle of their set so i shined my flashlight on the setlist so he could see :’) #he remembered it when i met him later… i love him….. Perhaps i have ONE! parasocial relationship. just one. #also my friends and i were Pretty Tipsy at the beginning of this set so i was passionately explaining how bad suns opened for fob #and they WOULDNT BELIEVE ME and christo overheard and LAUGHED!!!! but i was RIGHT they DID!!!!!!! #my greatest sin is probably the number of times ive had irl interactions w christo while also. being the way that i am online about him #but if i am killed for creating an rpf fandom i will face god and walk backwards into hell

[sasha-whos-askin-racket]

Apparently, my poor little meow meow of the moment is centuries dead Catholic plotter Thomas Percy.

Thanks, Oliver Savile.

#treason the musical #i dont know how to tell y'all that i cried over a very dead catholic earlier because of this musical #this is the SECOND character played by oliver i have cried over #except i think whizzer is a bit more acceptable #anyway i was thinking about Blind Faith and The Inevitable and Martha being correct in thinking Thomas would Catesby to his death #*would follow Catesby #and then Catesby and Thomas dying together #like some historians say they were killed by the SAME MUSKETBALL #and y'know #the whole 'blind faith' thing #also that bit in All We Dreamed And More? #'you can do this thomas' #like goddamn make me sob over him why dont you #he was so eager to please catesby because he had so much respect for him and it upsets me #also i was listening to White Winter Hymnal and by GOD thats a Thomas Percy song #ANYWAY if thomas and catesby aren't even a tiny bit homosexual with each other then whats the point in this musical #like martha is singing about how much she loves her husband #and said husband spends his verses of that song going man i love catesby he's my hero #im being totally normal about this musical (lie) #i walked two miles yesterday and bought a book on the gunpowder plot #if anybody important or relevant sees my gross misinterpretation of this musical no you don't its fine #ANYWAY UH I LOVE THOMAS PERCY #THANKS OLIVER #queue's asking?