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#also i drew this on my birthday yasss
rhub0h · 3 years
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yo who the eff is this
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deerydeerth-art · 6 years
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here’s a collection of shitposts my classmate has written into my school journal throughout this school year
please don’t read if you’re not interested in randomness and/or don’t like swearing... there’s a lot of it here
L❤VE ISN’T REAL!
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schedule for Monday:
suck a dick
suck a different dick
math
suck a dick again
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a “:(” on the 1st of September
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“LINDA IS GOING TO GET DRUNK” written on the break week
“WHY NOT? DRINK VODKA” as a reply to me saying no
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“LINDA IS GOING TO GET DRUNK!” written on my birthday
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Father’s day is crossed out and replaced with “DADDY ISSUES”
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apparently I took a course called “SHITPOST 101″ and she made sure to write it in my schedule on places where there originally were no subjects. some examples of homework and notes for this course include:
“did not come to the lesson. 1″ (1 is the worst grade, 5 is the best grade in Estonia btw)
“6″ (a grade that doesn’t exist)
“-7″
“5″
“12″
“TEST: GRAMMAR IS FOR LUSERS”
homework “dab on The haters”
““CHRISTMAS IS MADE FOR SATEN Writ 800 word esseii”
“you have failed the class”
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also there are names written on every day, we celebrate these kinds of “name days” here in Estonia idk if others do it too... but she once drew a circle around “Gloria” and then an arrow pointing to it saying “KILL THE SINNER”
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a “:(” on the Society Studies test note
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ADVENT IS FOR SINNERS
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“linda is gona get vaisted” to my zoology class’ evening party
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Having sex with yourself
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CHRISTMAS IS SATAN’S DAY (THERE IS NO GOD)
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I HATE CHRISTMAS
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LOVE ISN’T REAL! SO GROW THE HELL UP
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2018 WON’T COME BECAUSE THE III WORLD WAR HAS COME.
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BUSH DID 9/11!!!
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“:(” faces on every day of some weeks
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GET FUCKED
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“LEAVING CZAR RUSSIA” on 24th of February, which was indeed the day Estonia became independent from Czar Russia
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HAVE SEX WITH A DONKEY
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FUCK YOU LINDA
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MAKE SURE YOU BREATHE
I’M NOT AN ALIAN
BE HAPPY
DON’T BREAD
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SHIT INTO A BUCKET
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SEX WITH A BABOOOON
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ME NO ILLUMINATV (with a drawing of the illuminati symbol crossed out)
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one lesson is written as “METH” with a note of “SUCKING A DICK”
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I’m in all time lowwww lowlloow
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YASSS YAAAAAS Queen
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a drawing of a poo
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Having sex with bees
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Bible - very important book
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“Linda can grow [name of male classmate here] in the garden”
my addition: “ÕKAY”
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BLEU BALLS
don’t Google it
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20th of June is tagged with “TORTURE IS OVER”
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Her: “DO YOU LIKE WAFFELS? NO? - Lind, what the fuck?”
Me: “fuck you  ❤ “
Her: “I wana fuck you to”
Me: “ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) “ (I literally drew this in my cursed school journal)
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FUCK ME IN THE ASS ‘CAUSE I LOVE JESUS
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I GOT 2 PHONES, ONE FOR THE BITCHES, OTHER FOR THE HOES
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Her: “Linda isn’t listening to me
PS you have faild shit post 101″
Me: “THANKS TEATCHER”
Her: “YOU’RE THE WORST STUDEND EVER”
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KISS
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“Pyth. Beaches” written next to triangles, and a heart is drawn over all the geometric shapes and formulas on this page
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I’M SO HATTERED
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Let’s do some meth
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this one is mine... I wrote “115 AH! THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE” at the end of the periodic table in my journal
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(SATEN LIVES)
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Get fuckt.
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fuck a tree
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