#also i hc that beth CANNOT sing because once again i watched scrubs and sarah my beloved cannot carry a tune

[bolly--quinn]

Ok but in childrick of the mort Rick bragged about how good his karaoke is and now I can’t stop thinking about him grabbing that drink with Space Beth, like what if there wasn’t a bounty on her head and instead of dealing with Tammy and the galactic federation Space Beth and Rick just went bar hopping until he got her so drunk that he convinced her to sing karaoke with him. It’s 2am and they’re belting Journey at the top of their lungs and drunkenly sharing adventure anecdotes. They don’t even go to a cool alien bar they’re just in their hometown hitting up their local together and they bump into people they know who are wondering why Beth Smith suddenly has an undercut and a cool eyebrow piercing

OMG ANON YOU GET IT OK YES 😍

Like the biggest injustice of "Amortycan Grickfitti" was that we didn't get to hear Rick sing karaoke (like I remember him singing sweet home alabama in s1 and me dying because it was so awful and I loved that energy) !!! I desperately need more Rick and Beth/Space Beth bonding so much omg

Like they'd go out drinking and she'd be so embarrassed by him for the first couple of drinks and then TOTALLY on board by the end of the night and they would do duets that sound absolutely horrible and everyone else is like wtf but they are literally to drunk to even notice that people hated it ,,, like they have NO self awareness as they belt old classic rock songs and try to one up each other with their adventure stories and drunkenly give each other backhanded compliments (because they are horrible with actual emotion lmao so it's all like "oh yea I mean that's great like really great but if it was me blah blah blah but like good for you sooooo great you're sooo great at doing things almost as good as me but not quite but great really great love you but like I said if it was me-") and like Davin or whatever his name was from Beth's horse hospital is there and sees them and is like "Beth?!?!? New look?!?!? I saw you yesterday and you look different??!?! Is everything good at home, y'know with Jerry?? I think you look great though, very edgy, very sexy" (He's actively hitting on her now lmao) and Space Beth is very drunk and slurring her speech but she's like "Fuck off Davin!! I'm drinking with my dad right now and I was always a better surgeon than you blah blah blah" and she and Rick drunkenly laugh and are a total mess and Davin just tells them goodnight politely and walks away like "whoa she is really going through stuff at home, mid-life crisis much?" 😂😂😂

#i love this idea ughhh y'all are gonna peer pressure me into writing a fic tbh #i just need more bonding with rick and beth ok it's all i care about #rick sanchez #beth smith #space beth #rick and morty #asks #space beth my beloved where did you go my love??? pls return to me #also i hc that beth CANNOT sing because once again i watched scrubs and sarah my beloved cannot carry a tune #headcanon #hc