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#also i too saw the cantaloupe wiki and i screamed it really just says melons over and over again
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pt. 14: cantaloupe shopping | what team au masterpost | shout out to the anon who made me realise the world needs to see former rich kids trying to buy fruit
[ID: A fake screenshot of a tweet by Toph from Avatar: the Last Airbender. It says, “open rp: we decide to buy a cantaloupe.” Below that, Suki comments, “is this you trying to figure out what a cantaloupe is”. Zuko replies to this, saying, “maybe she has a cantaloupe fetish. you don’t know”
The second image is a screenshot of a chat between Toph and Zuko, which reads:
Toph: so that didn’t work
Zuko: it was a good try though
Toph: did you try google
Zuko: yeah it said melons. then i read the word ‘cucumis’ and laughed so hard the tab closed
Toph: that’s fair. okay we’re going to the shop. someone there will know what it is
Zuko: okay i’ll meet you at the station in 10
The third image is a tweet from Sokka. It reads, “currently taking bets for what toph and zuko will mistake for a cantaloupe. winner gets to be smug.” Katara replies, saying “a basketball”. Suki replies below that, saying “one of those decorative rocks”. Zuko replies to all three of them, saying “aang is my only friend”. Below that, Aang replies to Sokka, saying “a mop”.
The fourth image is a screenshot of a groupchat named “what team”. It reads:
Zuko: are you guys still at the bank
Aang: yeah, you need anything?
Suki: what the hell are you going to get him from a bank
Sokka: marketing pitch: they should have an equivalent of happy meals like mcdonald’s
Zuko: toph and i got lost at the grocery store again please come get us. End ID]
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