hell night. dog is recovering (very well!) from surgery, but still needs to be watched and helped up and down from some places and have his tummy staples vigilantly checked. man (my beloved) is recovering from some kind of non covid plague but has a lifelong history of troubled lungs, swiftly developing secondary bacterial infections, and pneumonia (walking and otherwise). i am recovering from some sort of shoulder/bicep injury that doesn't hurt at all until you lay down and then it persistently hurts like a motherfucker.
which is to say: everybody angelically went to bed at midnight (!) and nobody slept until 5 something AM and everybody tripped over something in the dark and everybody coughed and everyone looks haggard and hungover and everyone's medication schedule is off. the crows are nowhere to be found, even when I do our usual long distance call and response pattern, I am out of soymilk, coffee reserves are low. Simultaneously true that a) life is better than it has ever been but also b) currently I feel challenged.
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why is getting out of bed such a Chore
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i want to be clean but i don't want to undress and get wet
having a body is bullshit
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Hhh I want a $1 cappuccino so bad but I don't want to cross streets.
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john “big stretch” price
simon “make it fit” riley
soap “just the tip” mactavish
kyle “give me one more” garrick
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"how could you?"
"satoru, i—"
"save it! your excuses mean nothing to me."
the expression he's wearing is one of absolute betrayal, and the sight forces a sigh from your lips. "you know i'd never intentionally hurt you."
"yeah? is that right?" he questions, no longer able to meet your gaze. "do you even love me anymore?"
crossing the room to stand before him, you take his hands in yours. they're cold to the touch, though that's not out of the ordinary.
"of course i do, satoru. you know i love you more than anything."
"then... then why did you leave this morning without giving me a kiss?"
you lean up on your tiptoes and press your lips to his cheek before answering. "i did give you a kiss."
he perks up at the revelation, and the straightening of his shoulders is accompanied by a sniffle that you silently regard as slightly theatrical. "really?"
"yes," you laugh. "but you were asleep and i couldn't bear to wake you up. you don't get enough rest as it is."
"oh, my darling beloved!" and just like that, it's like he was never upset in the first place. "i see! you were simply worried for my health!"
you hum in response, an amused smirk tugging at the corner of your mouth.
"then i suppose i can let you off the hook this time, but don't let it happen again."
"alright, silly boy."
he gasps, placing his hand over his heart. "me? silly? this is the first i'm hearing of it!"
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neuvillette is just so peak character to me because everytime we see him do some regular human things i instantly remember that he's literally the hydro dragon sovereign incarnate, one of the 7 elemental dragon sovereigns who ruled teyvat before the primordial one and descenders came, a being that possesses power that far surpasses archons and you're telling me he fell for a marketing scheme
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