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vhvrs · 3 months
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only thing i got from that episode was rick lost diane at 27 and was ready to chase birdperson to the end of the universe by 35
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girlwithfish · 10 hours
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hes never apologized to me for smothering me 😂lmao
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sugared-violets · 4 years
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hot tip: if you ever need to manipulate me into doing something, just use chocolate-covered strawberries. i would go str8 for chocolate-covered strawberries.
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tfw-no-tennis · 4 years
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hhhhhhxh
more abt hxh bc my last post was too long n i had to split it off holla
so i left off talking abt when gon woke up....i love how polite gon is to pretty much everyone - hes such a good lad all the time. s/o to his aunt for raising him right (tho i think hes also just a rlly good boy inherently too)
also is he named gon bc ging was like ha ha im boutta be GONe lol seeya kid!!!! like ????
i find it interesting that kurapika and hisoka fought....we really havent seen them interact at all yet. also hisoka is so smirk-y i hate that bitch...what did he say to kurapika?????? 
this poor red shirt old guy lmao hisoka is SO clearly uninterested in fighting him and then he fucking dies. rip mdude
what did hisoka whisper to HIM??? guess we’ll never know #RIPLegend
oh mannnn if killua had just won against pokkle then he wouldnt have had to deal with illumi doing That to him :( my smug son......
leorio is such a good dude....also its so funny to me how tall and lanky leorio is, espec compared to the other 3 main characters lmaoooo
or maybe those 3 are just rlly short??? i mean gon and killua are literally 12, but whats kurapikas excuse
GODDDD I HATE THIS BIIIIITCH. FUCK OFFFFFFF tho the evil piano music slaps. but jeeeeesus illumi is so creepy and awful, and seeing him take off his disguise is not any better a second time...he and hisoka truly deserve each other wrow
does illumi have hair powers??? cause it kinda looks like it. or maybe hes just gay and dramatic 
ok but the sick electric guitar riff (?) that played when illumis face was revealed was lowkey kinda hilarious
man i was so wrong abt killua knowing that that was illumi :( poor kid
killua is immediately freaking out and meanwhile illumi looks bored as hell. dude ur the worst 
killua: [freaking out] illumi, completely blank-faced: hey 
I HATE HIMMMM even tho his catman design is regrettably kinda cute
why do illumi and hisoka both have such snatched waists i hate this
wtf so killua has another different brother??? i assumed he attacked illumi....how many fuckgin zoldyk sibling are there?????
leorio ur too normie for this conversation lmao. also wow fucked up family huh
killua looks so like...small and helpless, which is so at odds from what we’ve seen of him so far :( this poor kid
illumi totally has some weird brain powers man callin it now 
gon: wow killuas family sounds wack...  satotz: oh lmao you havent even heard the rest 
KILLUA ;_; 
this poor baby assassin :( :( :(
IMMM INCONSOLABLE. HE WANTS TO BE FRIENDS W/GON.......ARE YOU KIDDING....AUGHHHHHHHH
meanwhile gon decided he and killua are BEST FRIENDS like 10 mins after they met. GOD 
like in the recap ep he called killua his best friend ;_; and meanwhile killua doesnt even think they ARE friends god destroy me 
this calming classical music is throwing me off vbhjfjhbsdkgndks
i sense that leorio and kurapika are rapidly acquiring a new son
DAMN THIS IS SO FUUUUCKEDDDDD illumi is such a crusty bitch wow. leave killua alone asshole 
all that stuff abt killua like, only thinking he wants to befriend gon but really wanting to kill him....that sure sounds like some ‘worst fears’ type of shit for someone like killua....illumi is such a classic abuser wow
i have 2 know is satotz like, repeating this entire conversation verbatim in a calming monotone to gon rn. like....
LEORIOOOOO I LOVE UUUUUUUU AUGHHHH him telling killua it doesnt matter if illumi is his brother, fuck that guy, beat him up as usual and leave.....ooooughhhh leorio is such a good dude ;_; 
and the OF COURSE him saying the obvious - that gon and killua are ALREADY friends....i love this, i feel like leorio said all the exact things the audience is thinking...yet it still didnt get thru to killua bc hes so rattled by illumi appearing, and the abuse in general 
i think if gon were there things wouldve gone much differently 
of COURSE crusty bitch illumi is like oh ok now i have to kill gon.....biiiiitch i hate uuuuu 
also that just shows that hes lying to killua (which we already knew obvs), bc if it were inevitable that killua would kill gon to like, test himself or w/e, then why not just wait for that to happen? that would have a much bigger impact on killua than illumi killing gon....its obvious that illumi is just manipulating him, but killua is too BSOD to be able to tell (also, hes 12)
ok bitch illumi is preaching abt not needing friends but he and hisoka are definitely fucking and theyve been teamed up for the entire hunter exam it seems.....what a hypocrite. hate this guy
god im so glad we didnt rlly get to see whatever the fuck illumi did to that random hunter examiner guy’s face. jeeeeesus. also i cant tell but i wonder if him forcing that info out of the guy was the result of his freaky mind powers or if the guy was just like oof ouch pins in me face
LEORIO AND KURAPIKAAAA THE PROTECT GON SQUAD!! and joined by new member hanzo!!! who ironically beat gon up for 3 hours str8 like, a very short amount of time ago lmao. but still i love that sm
illumi u dumb bitch.....tho i dont buy for a minute that he didnt already realize that killing gon would disqualify him...he defs just wanted to get under killuas skin even more :^( 
KILLUAAAA ;_; when he goes to step back from illumi but illumi tells him not to....ughhh HATE this guy, leave this poor kid alone. no wonder he wanted to leave
illumi saying theres only 1 way that killua can stop him - does he mean by killing him, or something more specific, like some forbidden zoldyk murder technique? 
‘your beloved gon’ wow gay. theyre 12 and theyre dating ok. killua is literally that kid whos like wow i wonder if gon likes me...and meanwhile gon is like wow cant believe me and killua have been dating for 3 months now
leorio saying ‘we wont let him kill you or gon’ ;_; leorio ily sm...thats like the exact right thing to say - hes offering protection and reassurance as an adult figure...unfortunately killua is clearly too freaked out to even process anything outside of illumis gaslighting and abuse 
also illumi is defs doing something to killua w/his eyes via his freaky mind powers. js
illumi i hate you stop being weirdly cute. augh 
classic abuse tactics, being like ha ha nvm i wasnt gonna kill gon! jk!
killua just shutting down completely after that :( :( noooo
and then he kills that old guy and leaves, ‘proving’ that illumi is right....noooooOOOO
and now we boutta see gon go FULL shounen protag for the first time, oh FUCKKKKKK yesssss
this is the first time we’ve seen gon angry oooh man and of COURSE its on killuas behalf,....im so fuckign emo already looooord
god ok the episode preview where its gon saying ‘do leorio and i look alike?’ YES U DO LOL youre father and son so jot that down 
oof, gon and illumi have such fundamentally different POVs on like, family and life and morals, and you can tell by their 4-line exchange before gon does the ICONIC one-handed grab’n’fling
AUGHHHH gon saying hes gonna rescue killua....SO good...he recognizes that killuas family is wack as hell and killua shouldnt be w/them - the classic ingrained ‘found family is more important than blood family’ stuff
tho thats an interesting contrast to gon himself, whos looking for his deadbeat dad
‘but it wasnt his choice’ that so good ily gon BEST boy, hes so perceptive and good......he knows that killuas hand was forced and that he needs to be RESCUED (love that word choice) from his shitty abusive family
of course kurapika and leorio voiced complaints ;_; best parents 
kurapika should be a lawyer tbh 
leorioooo ;_; such a good dude, saying he should be disqualified instead 
HOW is leorio a stronger combatant than that old dude hvbajufjbsja that guy had some moves it seemed, and leorio has,....a knife? a briefcase? the classic premed attitude of ‘fuck it, i could die anytime, lets do this’? like.....cmon vhabjdfjbhsf i refuse to believe this man is of any use in a fight. ill believe it when i see it
pokkle pls ur not plot-important enough to be jumping into this convo rn
tho i am curious abt what hisoka said to kurapika. tho i agree that thats irrelevant to the discussion 
gon repeating satotz’s wisdom :’) and saying that killua will definitely pass if he takes the exam again...ough
gon is SO GOOD i cant get over it !!!!!!!!! AUGHHHH....recusing killua from his abusive family and making it so killua never has to see them again is like...so good. what a good good perfect boy.
also thats like, the perfect response to this. killing illumi would just start a ton of drama, and killua would be conflicted abt that....but removing killua from his situation is perfect 
ok ive ranted a lot ill talk abt the rest later woohoo
PREDICTIONS: 
i predict that hisoka will show up in this upcoming zoldyk arc somewhere bc illumis gonna be in it (i assume) and theyre dating. also hisoka is a central character so itd make sense for him to show up in the second major arc. tho tbh this could end up being completely false and i wouldnt be that shocked lmao
i think leorio is gonna get Big Sad someday bc hes like, so normal compared to the other MCs, and also hes suuuuch a bleeding heart (i love him....) so i feel like thats gonna lead to some sadness for him once his friends start doing crazy shit or w/e 
also i predict that if he gets nen itll be like healing nen or st. does that even exist??? idk jack shit abt nen lmao 
i think that illumi has hypnosis powers or something, even just based on design alone. it could defs be for aesthetic (character design in hxh is wild), but his eyes look noticeably different from any other characters. also he was doing some freaky shit to killua. also i held this prediction before seeing the part where this is brought up so we’ll see if its right lmao 
as for this upcoming arc -  ruth and i are wondering if itll be similar to the vinsmoke drama in one piece - character goes back to abusive family, squad goes to rescue them...and then character refuses to be recused. w/sanji it was partially bc the vinsmokes threatened to kill zeff, his TRUE dad, but i predict in this case it could be more like the zoldyks saying ‘look killua these 3 weirdos showed up looking for you, convince them to leave or we’ll kill them’ and killua will be like, oh shit bc like.....think abt it. the vinsmokes targeted zeff (and not the strawhats) bc they knew they could easily kill him. same goes here, i assume - a family of trained assassins vs Good Good Fishing Rod Smell-Power Boy (who hasnt thrown a single punch yet), Lanky Dr Man With A Switchblade We Havent Seen Him Use Onscreen, and Mx 2 Wooden Sticks, Bloodlust, and Arachnophobia - 3 For 1 Deal! its a no-contest. so thats one thing i could see happening, potentially 
im way too tired to remember my other predictions rip lmao
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sneev · 6 years
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said i would so i did!
1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?
It was someone from work (my supervisor) so uh i’d say something like “im so sorry how did this happen bye”
2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?
Avoiding them like the plague :/
3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?
Yeah and first of all I wouldn’t be dating them so
4. Is your last name longer than six letters?
yea
5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?
Drunk :/
6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?
Bitch u stole my response. My whole life is messed up.
7. What does your last received text say?
It was from gav abt his project and about roadtripping
8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?
Id k! I was drunk! I barely remember! I hated it!
9. Where was your last kiss at?
Not gonna talk about it anymore on here!
10. When is the last time you saw your sister?
This afternoon
11. What do you drink in the morning?
COFFEE
12. Where did you sleep last night?
my bed
 13. Do you think relationships are hard?
Yeah and sometimes I need breaks, im not good at them
14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?
Idk im good
15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?
:///////////////////////////// why is this all about kissing
16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?
Rainy if im not going to work and staying in and getting to bake cookies/ drink coffee
Sunny if I wanna run or going to work
17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?
no
18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?
Running shorts? But possibly sweats soon bc cold
19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?
Id like to think yea
20. Does anyone like you?
No (also shut up u can totally be w/ someone and I think u will be one day and it will be beautiful)
21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?
NO
22. Is the last person you kissed gay?
NO I WISH
23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?
YES
24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?
Yea and I almost got one last night while semi-drunk that said no guts no glory. Would still get it.
25. In the past week have you cried?
OF COURSE
26. What breed was the last dog you saw?
Black lab and also a greyhoundd
27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?
in
28. Have you ever kissed a football player?
NO
29. Do you think you’re old?
no
30. Do you like text messaging?
Yea but honestly it’s exhausting lately and I sometimes forget. Idk why im like this
31. What type of day are you having?
It’s ok slept most of it and worked
32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
yea
33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
Chilly but not freezing
34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
GAV (and some of my bros)
35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?
Relationship !!!!!!!!!
36. Are you a simple or complicated person?
Aren’t we all complicated
37. What song are you listening to?
Move your body – sia alan walker remix
38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?
Always
39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?
Veens <3 40. What made you start liking the person you like now?
I never had a real crus h!!!!!!!!!!! 41. When did you last receive a text message?
12:30 am 42. What is wrong with you right now?
Depression anxiety and whatever is wrong w/ my body physically. Will get back to u after I find out from dr 43. How well do you know the last female you texted?
Vvv well 44. Does anyone disgust you?
Of course 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?
It depends who and how well we get along? More complicated than this ! 46. Are you in a good mood right now?
Yes but tired, sad, the usual 47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?
jess 48. What color shirt are you wearing?
Uh it’s a Chicago red stars shirt w/ press’s number 49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?
yea 50. Anyone you’re giving up on?
Uh ? I gave up on someone if that counts 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?
Nevr fell hard so no
  52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?
No when I give up I give up 53. Do you like rain?
yessssss 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?
Not rlly but if they pressure me to, then I wouldn’t like that  55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?
yea 56. Do you like to cuddle?
sure 57. Are you shy?
All the time 58. Do you get along with girls?
I think so 59. Have you dated the person you texted last?
NO 60. What do you carry with you at all times?
Phone, wallet, keys, but something else? Hairties. I always have at least 2 on 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?
Probably yeah 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?
I don’t know! 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?
STOP and no 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?
sure 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?
No tf I mean , joey is always cute so yes I guess
 66. How old are the last three people you kissed?
30 something ://////////////// and it was only 1
67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?   
Do them myself  68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    
no 69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    
No, but it would b cool to have one. I like customizing things but I just, dont 70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    
Lil wayne rather than luke bryan puke 71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?    
windows 72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    
I want pizza hut and the last 2 weeks my sister went like 3x and I’m pissed! Haven’t had pizza in weeks! (like take out pizza) 73. Do you like diet soda?    
NO but I will drink coke zero/sprite zero occasionally at my one friend’s house when I don’t drink the alcohol they have 74. What color are the walls in your room?    
blue 75. Are you 16 or older?    
yea 76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?    
no 77. Do you have a job?    
yes   78. What are your initials?    
Ks
  79. Did you ever have braces?    
yea 80. Are you from the south?    
no
81. What does your last status on facebook say?    
Uh I don’t write statuses 82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?    
Yes ! and it sucks! 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?     dad
84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    
nope 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    
Uh I don’t remember ….. yikes 86. Do you smoke?    
nope 87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?   
flips  88. Is your phone touch screen?    
yea 89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?    
Str8 but it curls weird/has waves , even when I straighten it (lmao gay) 90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?    
no 91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?    
Idk I can’t swim
  92. Have you ever made out in a car?    
:/ 93. …Had sex in a car?     groossss
94. Are you single or in a relationship?    
Single pringle 95. What were you doing last night at midnight?    
PARTYING jk I was dancing sober so it was weird but everyone was so drunk they didn’t care so it was fun 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?    
4th of july 97. Do you like the camera on your phone?    
sure 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?    
gross 99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    
Yeah I almost died
100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?    
yes 101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    
LMAO no 102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    
Learn to let go it’s rlly good 103. Do you have any tan lines right now?    
yes 104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?
No tf ?
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taejimin · 7 years
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hey jess i was wondering if you have read or seen around any analysis of jimin's lie choreography? i'm so curious especially after i read your (gay) thoughts on lie and stigma. i really want to see someone who understands dance analysing that choreo. there's a part in the choreography where all the backup dancers put their arms on jimin until he disappears under them for a sec and then they lift him up. idk shit abt dance i'm not an artist or anything lol but that shit sure seems v. symbolic yk.
oh i havent!!! id rly love to tho if u see one send it my way! but my friend and i talked about it a bit and mostly just came to the conclusion of: gay but yeah theres alot of pieces to the choreo that are certainly symbolic of something. like the one u mentioned, and when he gets lifted up, and when he pops up with the blindfold and then yanks it off (NOW THERES SOME SYMBOLISM!!!!!!!!!!) but yeah someone who knows more about this kinda stuff really should write up one id fuckin love to see it
jk lemme try im pulling this outta my ass but
the part where he shows up in the middle with the blindfold on and then he yanks it off is rly…………….cuz ok like. to my understanding, in bst. the whole ‘covering your eyes with your hands/blindfold’ theme was something to the effect of like….being shielded from temptation/sin? like see no evil u know. and in the video when someone’s eyes were being shielded it was like the others shielding them from the temptation and stuff? so when in the first seconds of the video when yoongi covers jimin’s eyes and it transitions to him pulling his hand off its like. him embracing temptation? or something like that my thoughts on it are a little muddled. SO in the context of the choreo, pulling the blindfold off himself is like. hes choosing to embrace the temptation of sin which………………………………….lmao theres my official gay symbolism two cents
also i think the him being carried by the men is supposed to be like…christ symbolism like. martyr symbolism u know?? i havent taken an english course in a while so im rusty as shit but i think theres something there?? which more biblical symbolism no surprise
and theres a point right before that where more backup dancers crawl onto the stage and slowly surround him and i think thats like….idk im terrible with explaining myself but like the way they move is very…demon like?? idk how to explain it like but that could be more like. succumbing to sin type stuff. 
in the scheme of all of this and how its gay tho, the concept of lie and his choreo (as well as bst and stigma hey-ooooo) have had biblical references which could be prettyyyyyyy easily connecting to queer coding. like historically references to sin/temptation/etc have had sexual connotations but with the lyrics of lie and bst and stigma it rly points to the whole ‘gay=sin and also im having trouble resisting this type of sin’. which isnt a bad thing im not calling them a bunch of homophobes but in the context theyre using (being a biblical context) naturally the whole gay=sin thing will come up. plus hey its a rly easy way to make something gay w/o explicitly saying it. just talk about temptation~~ and stuff and the str8s will believe anything they want (apparently some thought stigma was about tae sleeping w/a married woman which LMAO laugh with me pls) but anywho. theres my 2 cents. lie choreo = gay. (but also the song itself plus stigma plus bst plus all of wings and ynwa pls lmao lets be real)
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