#also like: mcu steve never fuckin throws backhand

[the-faultofdaedalus]

except Steve wouldn't fall on his ass bc he's a gymnast, what he'd so (in the 5th) is drop the shield and land in on his hands as if he were going to do a back flip

i mean fair enough but like,,,,,,,,, is it too much for me to want to see action heros just absolutely fuckin beef it

#also like. listen. listen. listen. i wanna know what the timeline of mcu steve specifically was re: combat training #like. he did basic. we saw that. #and then he got juiced and did the shows and then he just fuckin left #and then it's x-ammount of time later and he gets freezerpopped #so like. when did he properly learn martial arts and shit. was it then??? #also like im not arguing but like. ok in the 5th gif i can kinda see that #but specifically the aou one where he just. kicks the shield through the ultron chest #and goes full flat plank in the air #LISTEN this may just me not knowing shit about shit but like. i feel like the physics side of things does not work lmao #like. i see him landing on his back and then doing the like. jump thing back to his feet #but i dont see him not landing on his back #also i just think it's funny if like. hes just. entirely self-taught? #like he got beefed and did his rescue mission and then everyone just like assumed he knew wtf he was doing #when he absolutely does not #so hes just winging it and making up his own moves and tactics and shit #and it WORKS because he's smart and fast and strong enough to do that shit #so what you get is someone who technically? is just like. a whole mess #but like. practically? in a fight? is damn near unbeatable #because hes just fuckin. hes just fuckin going for it with his own mesh of moves #also like: mcu steve never fuckin throws backhand #ive seen gifs of sam doing it! #but! steve ALWAYS throws the shield like its a discus #never a proper frisbee backhand #even when a backhand would concerve momentum WAY better #(like that one aou jump-catch-throw moment #he has to reverse ALL the momentum the shield previously had #and thats just so ineffecient. and it's because he only throws forehand. #and never backhand) #my pet theory is that since frisbees didnt exist yet neither did the backhand throw for them #so like. the only way disk-like things were being thrown was. like a discus. which is forhand.