Lizbert Megafig be like “i love my wife, hey random person I’ve never met, come to my island so I can adopt you as my new best friend, I’ve assembled a family unit out of people who generally do not like each other, bugsnax!”
And then she’s like “my wife and i are sacrificing our lives for the sake of everyone else on this island, hey random person i wanted to be my best friend, fuck you, also fuck bugsnax, anyways don’t die!”
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