#also love the implications in the last one that Diana understands being chased out with a broom from a store

[redrobin-detective]

You know what’s my favorite part of the Captain Marvel mythos? You have, on the one hand, a godly deity with some of the greatest powers on this earth who radiates such a kind, warm wisdom that he inspires everyone who meets him. And then on the other, you have an 11 year old homeless boy with a big heart and an inability to stay on the side lines who says stuff like “holy moly”. 

And they’re both the same person. Do you even know what a confusing conundrum Captain Marvel is as a person? Like he interacts with citizens and villains and other Leaguers and he just.... doesn’t make any sense and says these completely bizarre things and its bloody beautiful.

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Cap: Haven’t you ever starved? Felt hunger so deep it ate away at your bones? Have you never wept because you thirsted for just a drop of water but none was to be found?

Hal: No, holy shit no if I get hungry I go to Taco Bell. Holy fuck man, have you? are you okay? I have $6 lets get some food.

Cap: uh actually I don’t eat, you know, God thing and all

Hal: But you said-

Cap: Hey look at the time, gotta fly!

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Cap: *giving a beautiful speech on growth and humanity and redemption that has his teammates looking at him with awe, Wally is wiping tears from his eyes*

Cap: Gee whiz guys! Look at this rock I just saw on the ground! It looks like a whale! I’m gonna keep it, anyway, where was I? *continues his speech*

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Clark: Hmm we need information those orphan kids have but they won’t talk to us.

Cap: Don’t worry, I got this *walks away, sudden lightning then again 10 minutes later just before he comes back* They told me everything, just needed someone smaller and less intimidating to talk to them

Clark: What? We are literally the same size

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Cap: Ug I hate when you go into a convenience store and the owner calls you names and chases you out with a broom

Diana: It can be difficult living in Mans World sometimes, I was unaware you spent your free hours here.

Cap, sweating: Oh I don’t, because I am the Ancient Gods’ vessel I mostly just sit at the Rock of Eternity........ doing Godly Stuff 

Diana: But you said-

Clark: Okay, wait, wait wait, you hate when you go into a store and they what

#I'll stop here but I could go on forever #Cap makes NO sense if you don't know the secret #and he makes *marginally* more sense if you do #his whole schtick is this mix between insanely powerful deity and tiny child fierce but super soft #it would just create the most bizarre conversations and I freaking love it #also love the implications in the last one that Diana understands being chased out with a broom from a store