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ambrossart · 2 years

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It’s our first day at Universal and my fiancé loses his wallet

#just talking to myself #also my legs are dead #I already wanna go home lol #ambrossart

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beeduoo · 11 days

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wonderful

#there is a ranboo that goes withthis but i didn't like how he was looking imma restart from scratch tmrw😭😭#ctubbo #michael beloved #ctubbo fanart #Guys you have no idea what i went through today like it wa fucking crazy i need to share this #so i went to the mall after school right and im going home at like 8 on the train with my friend bc i was supposed to be picked up ay her #stop right but then im told to just go to my stop and take the bus and im like ok sure but the problem is my phone is on SEVEN PERCENT and w #hen i get to the stop my moms like u have money for the bus right and im like ueah and i check and i have NO MONEY #BUT I DIDNT TELL HER ANUTHING BC I DIDNT WANT HER TI GET MAD BC I KNEW SHE WOUDKNT WANT ME TO WALK ALL THE WAY HOME AT NIGHT (FOURTY BLOCKS #So im like ok im getting on the bus now my phone is on four percent i have to WALK HOME allll that way and there's this crazy ass upward hi #ll that's like ten blocks long ITS NOT EVEN THAT BAD but like my mom thinks im on the bus so im trying to speed walk as fast as i can and i #RAWDOGGED it too because MU PHONE WAS GOING TO IDE!!!!#I made it home at two percent U guys i was so proud of myself thank u for listening #IM SO MAD IT WOUKDVE BEEN OKAY IF I WASNT IN A RUSH And also if i had music uggghhh Whatever #I bought this really cute skirt at garage hold on let me find it #lexi pleated skort color Navy blue ITS SOOOO CUTE got some new leg warmers too yesss....#I NEED TO DOWNLOAD THE TRANSIT APP i woukdve been able to attach my apple pay and buy the stupid ticket if my phonewasnnt #too dead to do al that...#Guys always make sure u carry cash with yiu goodbye

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felsicveins · 1 year

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I read "tattoo" and I woke up an hour later having drawn this

@mutantninjamidlifecrisis

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ryssbelle · 5 months

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Cringe fail cat forget he smell like cheese

Speaking of cringe welcome to the crossover of my superhero blorbo and miraculous ladybug, I tried once before on my own discord and got bullied but ive become stronger now so these scribblos are meeting once again!

i thought of this cuz adrien canonically smells like cheese all the time, and everyones just nose blind to it now, except for ben/solarman

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the-red-butterfly · 14 days

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Roronoa Zoro & Sanji (One Piece)

Very self indulgent AU, I literally just wanted to turn Sanji into a fox, the world is my oyster ✨ Though I don't know if I'll ever get to really really write it. Here's hoping for the best 🤞🏼

In the first one, Sanji is grieving because he'll never be human again and Zoro gets ONE freebie. But as soon as he's okay again Sanji's going to chomp off one of Zoro's ears.

If you're curious, feel free to send me an ask 😁

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Open for Commissions

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okinomiyaa · 1 month

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do you think it hurts?

#this is also kind of bad sorry all of my drawings have been half assed sketches i’ve coloured in #i really like how fucked ip her leg is.. i need to draw it more i feel.#i’ll draw something i like and post it eventually sorry.#anywyayyyyy enjoy clem i’m going to go to sleep now #twdg #the walking dead game #clementine #my art #clementine twdg

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rotruff · 2 months

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hi sorry you gotta think abt showy gaudy colorful makeup and your f/os. you gotta.

would you be standing side by side doing your own? would one of you be hogging up the counter a little to the chagrin of the other, leading to little playful shoves and 'oh let me just-' several second leans over that block the other's view of their reflection. would one of you ask for the others opinion? would the one asked make a little show of doing dramatic, most probably fake measurements with their hands and eyes?

or would it be one of you doing it while the other watche, siting off to the side in either comfortable silence or while talking idly about something or other? even if the person doing their makeup can't understand or process all the words very well, they still appreciate the company and noise, maybe chirping up every now and then with their own additions.

maybe one of you is doing the others makeup. maybe the artist plays it up a little bit, sticking their tongue out in concentration while drawing in eyeliner or lining the lips. maybe they cant help but stop every few minutes and just smile a little bit, idly holding the others face still with an expression thats maybe just a lttle too warm for something that was perhaps just meant to be silly fun. maybe the other finally speaks up and makes some little joke about not getting too cocky.

also lipstick marks and smears. thumbs up. like if you agree.

#rot barks #self ship #self shipping #self ship community #f/o imagines #imagine your f/o #f/o prompts #f/o community #romantic f/o #fictional other #self ship imagine #self shipping community #self shipper #sorry sometimes makeup is fun . generally im not the biggest fan i dont like the mindset of it But I Dont Know.#what do you want me to say if a drop dead futch tells me they wanna do my makeup. say no???#also also bonus points if its done in gnc ways. grins and kicks my legs.

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microfeelings · 14 days

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Yeah I'm sharing them now because if I decide to wait to pass them digitally I will ✨never do it✨

Spiderverse x One Piece AU!

A little something that started as an exercise in character design and then I got a little bit into it lmao

I did design the rest of the East Blue Crew but uh... they were kinda ugly/boring, I put more effort into these two because they're the 💕favs💕

Info, kinda. Honestly I don't have a lot thought out its mostly random ideas that mushed together sort of resemble a well put together au, just like everything I do <3

Nami:

- Spider-Woman of her universe, while her design isn't exactly original I really liked using her orange and blue colors. She has the spider logo on her back because she hates spiders and hates looking at them lmao

- In her universe, her best friend Usopp died when she failed to save him (kinda her "Gwen Stacy" but he was just a friend)

- Has electricity powers, her spidey senses are also really in tune with the climate for some reason

- She has a staff (not pictured) she fights with, and also uses the environment to her favor, not the biggest fan of fighting hand to hand because (compared to other Spider-people) shes not as physically strong

- Has a few enemies and nemesis that she fights, Arlong being the most important/strong one

- She's actually quite happy to know other Spider-people, tho she was kinda shocked when she saw Usopp... It was awkard for both of them...

Usopp:

- The first Spider-man in his world, there are some things of his design I would change (mainly the sweatband, I would change the colors), but I'm actually quite happy with his design. Where does his nose go with the mask on? The same place Hobbie's hair goes, idk..

- In his universe, his best friend Nami died, Usopp failing to protect her

- Uncanny precision with his webfluids, also figths using the environment

- Unfortunately isn't a well received Spider-man 😔, gets complaints about destruction of property or how he's "pretty coward for a superhero"

- Really would rather focus on saving civilians from natural disasters, as he's also not as physically strong (compared to other Spider-people), but it seems every weirdo on the block decided they really need to beat this teenager up, so he also has some enemies...

- Super excited about meeting other Spider-people and finally being able to share life experiences with them, and then met Nami, or Spider-Woman Nami and it was awkard and uncomfortable (but they became besties, bittersweet moment)

Extra stuff from the rest of the East Blue Crew:

- Luffy's spiderman name is Spider-King and the rest of the Spidermans where like "I can't decide if that's the best or the worst name I've ever heard...". Well Usopp thinks it's kinda cool, and wishes he had chosen a cooler name for himself, might be too late for a new signature 🤔, Nami and Sanji think it's stupid, Zoro is undecided

- Sanji does not have a spider logo, even tho his name is Spider-man because he hates spiders

- Zoro is the second Spider-man from his universe, the first one being Kuina, she died and he took her place

- Sanji has fire inmunity

- Zoro carries like 5 extra pockets of web fluids cause he takes "longer routes" (he gets lost a lot)

#my art #one piece #nami #usopp #god usopp #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #and i dont know what else to tag. i never got around to making the rest of the crew :(#because the next one was chopper and I had zero (0) ideas on what to do with him lmaoo #i guess he could be a reindeer bitten by a radioactive spider??? and he talks... But I also wanna make him human? 🤷‍♀️#just know if I do ever get to designing the rest robin will be the coolest #also will the rest of the ebc see the light of day? ehhh probably not? maybe zoro.. hes the least ugly 😔#luffy ended up too generic and sanji ended up too 'waiter' lmao #i didnt put much of namis backstory because hers is very similar to gwen in spiderverse and thats kinda boring but idk what to change 🤔#usopps backstory is his mom is still not dead but in a hospital and he lies to her saying he personally knows spiderman #but she knows 😔 and she worries #anyways. I dont have any plans with this au lmao. it was just for the drawings 😭 (that i did last year)#if anyone likes the idea and wants to expand or just run with it they have my full permission 🤷‍♀️#also wow. ignore my ugly ass handwriting dkdkkfk i promise it looks better nowadays (no one cares. no ones even looking at it. still)

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curiosity-killed · 4 days

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that post-work crash nap

[ALT ID: A digital illustration of two people napping on top of each other on a wicker chaise.]

#tumblr user fantasiavii if u see this pls know your tags cracked me up enough i almost made this way post canon #to when these two would have their older tats #but unfortunately the siren song of mid-twenties disasters is just. too relatable #my art #story: tcp #calsir #ch: callebero #ch: sirion #things that happen immediately after this:#a) Callebero's neck cramps up from going straight from hunching over his desk to passing out like this #b) Sirion tries to sit up in concern and discovers his hair is caught in Callebero's ring chain #c) his arms are also both completely dead from being pinned between caleb's weight and the wooden frame #d) callebero's legs are also not doing great after having sirion + half his equipment draped on top of them #e) two of arradine's most lauded military strategists and warriors are defeated by a poorly timed nap & wind up fully on their asses on the #floor

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aeriona · 1 year

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[Dedf1sh]: it is good to see you again, light

Some art for @therantingsage’s fic “Communing with the Dead”.

Please read it, it is very well-written!

#my art #dedf1sh #splatoon #splatoon 2 #xeno tag #Xeno octoling #speculative biology #octopus #horror #sanitized octoling #Octoling #octo expansion #Since my design for Octolings have a tail it means the thing also atrophied from lack of use just like her legs and voicebox #So she has to put it in her lap so it doesn’t drag on the floor lol #communing with the dead #Also inspired by hwkgrass’s post their artwork is INSANE! REALLY GOOD!

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polaroid-steam-room · 1 month

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Guilty pleasure: I like it sometimes when people put completely contrasting songs for fictional characters

You have a brooding 40-year old man who despises the world and would go through hell to get off of the planet? He’s listening to Britney Spears in his off time/during his journey

The rules have been made and are stamped for approval can’t change them now

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princess-josephina · 1 year

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Joe being an absolute sweetheart with Spanish fans

via LessonInMisery, shxwnlitbxe @ twitter

#joseph quinn #joe quinn #ngl if he grabbed my leg like that i'd be dead #also that hug must feel so nicccce ugh he probably smells good and hugs really tight #so jealous

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distance-does-not-matter · 11 months

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The silliness in Strictly Ballroom works so well in part because it balances out the deep emotionality of the film

#strictly ballroom #watched it again tonight. no phone. absolute joy #the ending scene…. yeag.#and the Perhaps Perhaps Perhaps scene!!! romantic scene OF ALL TIME I’m dead serious #movie of my heart #also beloved: Pam Short’s broken both her legs and I wanna dance with you #penni yeets her thoughts into the void #waiting for this to reach my Strictly Ballroom mutuals. Gracie wake up

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senselessalchemist · 4 months

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On one of my usual walking routes there's a pair of mannequin legs out in the front garden of one house and today they were standing in and topped with snow

There's nothing else to this really but I do enjoy someone having a pair of very shapely mannequin legs that cut off at the lower torso out in all elements. If no one else got me the mannequin legs on [redacted street name] got me

#honestly they are aspirational legs #quite well endowed which i guess will sell pants?#like damn dude youre just out and about like that 😳#please im an innocent person i can't be exposed to such things #(lmao)#in the spring/summer they have a planter on top of them #which is also very good because then walking plant with a nice ass #but right now they are just cold and stoic #i would have taken a pic but my phone camera wasn't working #it wasn't anyway but then i did drop my phone in the bath yesterday and so possibly now is completely dead #i knew it was a danger but i like being on my phone in the bath too much to quit #mannequin legs i salute you and your well sculpted and impressive but featureless bulge #maybe ill do fanart lmao #i keep not drawing so it wont be good but it might inspire me to clean the millimeter of dust off my tablet #i like money but i wish i had the energy to do much besides eat and sleep outside of work

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theplantbish · 19 days

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I am 1) gay and 2) dead

📸: mine

#bess #THAT FIRST PIC???? I TOOK THAT?????? IM????? DEAD?????#she stared into my eyes for probably ten seconds while slowly squatting down I felt my soul leave my body #she also put her leg on the rail right in front of me several times #she's so hot I kept going “im not going to survive this” all through the gig

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inhidingxoxo3637 · 6 months

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A man who's prepared to run into Casey Stoner at any moment

#sorry ive been dead laddies #i have been watching !!#i just have a crush on a boy at my work atm and my motogp funny bone leaves me everytime this happens xoxo #i think if he wins stoner should have to come out and do the cool down lap on the back of acostas bike #there r MANY things peter Accosts wont let go and skinny jeans are high up on that list #also ik acosta has talked about how he rlly is just naturally skinny and how he had to binge eat to gain weight for m2 #but even now when i see that man its like why is ur leg the size of my arm bro #moto2 #pedro acosta

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