#also my phone thinks by 'hippo' i mean 'hippocampus' and keeps suggesting that instead

[thejakeformerlyknownasprince]

Why did nobody morph Hippo? Would that have been Easy Mode?

Probably because most American zoos don't have hippos.  And I’m pretty sure Michelle has too much self-respect to let The Gardens get a herd of them.  Like, some Gardens manager at some point looked up from his emails and was like “there’s a preserve in Botswana says they’ve got a hippopotamus pod they could send to us for only —”  And then Michelle reached over and ever-so-gently pulled his hand off his keyboard, whispering “oh fuck no.”

#animorphs #morphing #the gardens #hippopotamus #also my phone thinks by 'hippo' i mean 'hippocampus' and keeps suggesting that instead #which #thanks AI #you know me so well #*sweatdrop*