#also nangi in zootopia

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Zootopia characters’ sexualities

Judy: closeted bi

Nick: Judysexual

Finnick: aro/ace

Clawhauser: gay but would smash Gazelle if he had the chance

Chief Bogo: probably straight

Mr Big: idefk

Bellwether: lesbian but also homophobic

Yax: poly

Nangi: unlabeled

Lionheart: straight™️

Flash: pansexual

Gideon: as a kid he made fun of gay people but ended up being gay himself

Fru Fru: straight ally

Manchas: straight but has fooled around with a guy before

Weaselton: who knows

Gazelle: bisexual

Emmitt Otterton: I’d say straight but who knows what this man has done

Mrs. Otterton: demi

Doug: asexual

#lol don’t take this too seriously pls #zootopia #judy hopps #nick wilde #finnick zootopia #benjamin clawhauser #chief bogo #mr big #dawn bellwether #yax zootopia #nanji zootopia #mayor lionheart #flash the sloth #gideon grey #fru fru #mr manchas #duke weaselton #gazelle #emmitt otterton #mrs otterton #doug zootopia

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Zootopia Characters as John Mulaney Quotes

Judy: I’m new in town and it gets worse

Nick: I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I’ll die

Finnick: I don’t look older I just look worse

Bogo: You know those days where you’re like, this might as well happen

Clawhauser: You could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you

Gazelle: Aw man you’re gonna give me a whole hundred dollars for all of my songs?! Where do I sign Mister Berry Gordy?!?!

Weaselton: I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.

Lionheart: I need everyone, all day long, to like me so much. It’s exhausting. My wife said that walking around with me was like walking around with someone who’s running for mayor of nothing

Bellwether: We’re gonna frame you for MURDER! And you’re gonna go to jail for THIRTY YEARS!

Doug: Do you want me to kill that guy for you?

Mr. Big: FUK DA POLICE

Fru Fru: That’s illegal!

Jerry Jumbeaux Jr.: Take this meal voucher that doesn’t work GO FETCH

Pronk: You know how I’m filled with rage?

Bucky: My husband is a bitch and I like him so much!

Major Friedkin: You kids have no upper body strength

Zootopia Police Academy Cadets: We know but, hey!

Junior Ranger Scout: I’m gon PUSH him

The Other Junior Ranger Scouts: We were little goblins. We were terrible.

Stu: The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with the fact that you still fail at it a lot of the time

Bonnie: Part of me was like, “whatever”

Gideon: NO! THAT’S THE THING I’M SENSITIVE ABOUT!!!

Travis: No one cared what I thought

Sharla: I thought I was gonna be murdered my entire childhood

Yax: I know all that! How do YOU know all that?

Nangi: And I said “no” y’know, like a liar

Gary/Larry: I will pepper in the fact that I am gay

Dr. Madge: I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing

Flash: Cars were pulling up and looking over to see who just did that piece of shit move

Mrs. Otterton: I go over to the ZPD Help Desk which is an oxymoron

Mr. Otterton: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME??!?!

Manchas: Life is a fucking nightmare

Everyone In Zootopia after hearing about savage animal attacks: Oh, we’re gonna freak out so bad!

#zootopia #john mulaney