aaugh. guess what i fucking realized. bad and forever tried to kill each oher and both of them failed. forever lashed out in emotion and failed because bad’s potion strat is too strong and bad tried to kill with reason and failed because he hesitated- because he chose to fail- because he realized the trap had failed even before forever escaped- or something!!! i had Emotions about that fucking trap failure before but the realization that they both failed is really. something. they both failed to kill. they both failed to die. (until forever died. 18 times in a row. and bad stood silently in the blasts)
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"how do you engage with possession hyperfixation when the media you are interested in at the moment doesn't even have possession" Wh???ealekjrfbgk>?<F/RHYTHM DOCTOR CHARACTERS BUT AFFLICTED WITH VARIOUS POSSESSION TROPES JUMPSCARE 💥💥💥💥PLUS POSSESSION SHORTHAND CODE
not even intended as an au i just wanted to draw them like this
Cole and Nicole get to be zombies (infection-based zombie and parasite-based zombie respectively)
Lucky gets an amplifier thing so he's basically just Lucky Minus All of his Better Judgement and Really Fucking Mad
Miner gets shenanigans Marionette-Style™
Samurai (??????)
and Insomniac gets a kirby dark-matter-possessing-dedede type thing where he's kind of just asleep through it because i thought that was funny
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Bad and Foolish being immortal makes their relationship make so much sense
That being said, Bad and Foolish's friendship to me is the same as the one this Colombian friend group I once met had
Let me explain...
I went to an exchange program once where 4 schools from 4 different countries would be given the chance to have 4 students go to Germany
The people from Colombia explained to us that in their country, most people go to public school, and a lot of private schools are extremely exclusive
Their school happened to be so exclusive that most classes had around 5 people
So for most of your life you saw the same 4 people at school
They seemed to always be either very close or genuinely hate each other. There was this one girl that the other 3 had at arm's length a lot of the time, but they would still hang out and talk casually
I didn't talk much with them myself, but the people I was traveling with confirmed that they seemed to be very toxic; doing things against the other, getting mad at each other about it, and then go clubbing together the next day as if nothing happened.
Because you kind of have to get along, you're gonna see them every single school day until you graduate. If you had more classmates, you could allow yourself to ignore them; but whether you like it or not, they're gonna be a constant in your life.
Now, imagine being immortal. You see most people around you die at some point (if you stay long enough for that), maybe you've even killed some people yourself.
They all come and go, in and out of your mind in a blink.
But there's this one guy you keep encountering. You've known him for a long time, which doesn't happen a lot.
Every few hundreds of years you'd cross paths and hang out. Because... why not? It's one of the only familiar faces you can think of
Sometimes, you get along. Sometimes you don't. Either way, you're still gonna gravitate towards each other and strike conversation every single time
Now you're forced to be in the same place. Of course you're gonna hang out!
You have the weirdest possible conversations (You've already talked about everything else)
You slap him with a fish for hours, you let him slap you with a fish for hours (you've got the patience for it, you've done worst things for longer and the gods know you have the time)
You electrocute him, prank him, flirt with him, offer him emotional support, set him on fire, compliment him, insult him, falsely accuse him of murder, you plan his murder right in front of him, you plan other people's murder together, you tell him your most secret plan, you know when he's hiding things from you
Because he probably knows you more than most people
Because he's your friend
Because he's your sworn enemy
Because what else are you supposed to do
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