#also the pillows

[wu-does-art]

coming out as a "Will snores obnoxiously loud" and "Nico breaths so quietly you can barely tell hes alive" truther

#LISTEN OKAY. WILL WORKS CRAZY HOURS. EXHAUSTS HIMSELF PHYSICALLY AND EMOTIONALLY #hes going to snore. really loud. as soon as he hits the pillow. #its not uncommon for even people who dont snore! that i know anyways. #happened to family members of mine who dont usually snore #also additionally nico sleeps like a corpse so it works out for both of them #i think personally nico is usually like 3/4's awake but once his body actually lets him rest? out. gone. #sleep deprived x also sleep deprived for different reasons #also on a different note (slightly) i feel like will just grabs nico sometime in the middle of the night like hes his teddy bear #nico is lets himself get dragged into wills arms because he too. is completely and utterly asleep #solangelo #nico di angelo #will solace #the sun and the star #rrverse #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo

[celestial-artisan]

Velvette: Breathe, darling, just breathe. Vox, sobbing: I've done nothing with my life! I'm a failure! Alastor: Well that's never bothered you before.

#hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #radiostatic #staticlovetune #vox #vox the tv demon #alastor #alastor the radio demon #velvette #hazbin hotel velvette #vox embarrassing himself in an overlord meeting yet again #i think i created a bit of fandom trope #he's probably drunk #never mind he's definitely drunk #this is literally canon #it should've happened at some point #pre stayed gone #but i can also see the exact same convo happening post stayed gone #Vox when he can't make himself throw out the Alastor body pillow #The tags from my wretched mind are getting worse and worse

[florallylly]

concept: eddie has heard many a rumor about king steve, but he's actually never really bothered to seek him out. and while he was doing his lunchtime monologues, steve was usually hanging out with tommy and carol in the parking lot. so despite hawkins high being a small school, he's never connected the rumor to the boy.

he HAS however seen steve, he just doesn't know it. and it's basically love at first sight, but eddie is never able to catch up to him and learn his name. so whenever he talks to his friends, he just calls him the guy with the Fat Ass.

and his friends always brush over steve harrington whenever eddie tries to point out the "love of his life." so it becomes a running joke that eddie is in love with some sort of ghost with a Fat Ass.

then one day, steve peeks into the drama room, looking for dustin. and all eddie can do is point and say "you... you fat ... fat ass." and steve is just like "rude."

#steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #pathetic eddie munson fr fr #he screams into a pillow when he gets home #and corroded coffin immediately connecting the dots like STEVE HARRINGTON HAS BEEN FAT ASS THIS WHOLE TIME... #making fun of him but also like. dude that's soooo dumb of you #look for him in the yearbook or smth #eddie is like THIS IS MY THIRD SENIOR YR GIVE ME GRACE #also this is sooo based on this classmate i was obsessed with because he had the fattest ass and i always called him fat ass or fatty #never to his face but in my heart #to be clear i'm a lesbian i was just entranced by it....

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript -

Gabriel : *heavy breathing and grunting* Bastard. 

Useless bucket of bolts. Yeah, you better run!

Load back to your- Ah shit, that was hard. Load back to your little checkpoint.

Yeah, go ahead. Go P rank the other levels. 

Oh… I’m sorry. Can-can-can I? Excuse me, can I help you?

Columbo : Oh, uh, hi there. Sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt.

Uh, I’m looking for somebody. 

Uh, Gabriel is it? Is that you? Is that who I’m lookin for?

Listen, I just gotta say, you did an amazing job uh… Fighting off that uh. 

What’d ya-what’d ya call it?

Uh, you called it a… 

Gabriel : A mere object?

Columbo : That’s right. A mere object. 

Phenomenal work. 

I gotta tell ya. Robots, I don’t trust em myself. 

Ya know, I had-I had this one episode where uh, there was this robot named Rob and uh-

Gabriel : Uh, yes. 

That’s very fascinating, but could you perhaps get on with your introduction? 

Columbo : Uh, certainly. So I’m, uh, I’m lieutenant Columbo. Uh, I’m with the LAPD. Uh, I'm in the homicide department. 

Gabriel : Homicide? You can’t kill a machine. 

Columbo : No no no! Of course not. But um… Well… Ya can certainly love one.

Gabriel : D-d-d-detective I- I don’t- I don’t know what you’re implying there with that statement!

As you can tell I… Despise machines and wouldn’t think about doing so- Loving them, I mean.

Columbo : Yes, of course uh. Absolutely, it’s completely unthinkable. 

Except, well. While I was- while I was over here and I opened this door and uh fourteen- fourteen V1 body pillows fell out. Along with a buncha the plushies. 

Uh, and I just can’t imagine how ya- how ya happened upon something like that by accident.

It’s a little ridiculous! Uh, frankly.

Gabriel : Uh, no no no, listen.  

Detective. I can explain, okay? 

Those belong to- uh! That guy over there! 

*Filth-like scream*

Gabriel : Yeah! A real freak! 

Some kinda pervert. I don’t know why we keep him around.

But uh, I-I have nothing to do with it. 

Columbo : Well, ya see, I would believe- I would believe that, but uh. 

It’s just that- Well we had the boys at the lab run these pillows and we found your cum- We found your DNA all over em, uh.

You’re-You’re under arrest, I’m killing you.

Gabriel : K-hah. Kill me? *laughs*

Oh detective. 

Columbo : Oh. Aw fuck.

Gabriel : I’m afraid you’ve made a grave mistake. 

Because, in fact… What is going to happen instead…

Is actually what I’m gonna- AHHHG MOTHERFUCKER

I’LL FUCKIN KILL YOU

SON OF A BITCH 

AHHG YOU BASTARD

I’LL RIP YOU APART 

PIECE OF SHIT

YOU FUCK

ASSHOLE

BITCH

*Grunting* 

Oh Shit. 

Oh. What have I done? 

V1 : Bro, tell me you didn’t just kill a fucking cop.

Gabriel : The law will be here any second now… 

Machine, flush the drugs.

V1 : No way, bro. Let’s smoke that.

Gabriel : All of it?!?

Hm… One last ride…

Well, alright.

*coughing his lungs out*

V1 : No Gabriel, holding it in doesn’t do anything!

*Gabriel continues to cough his lungs out*

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Audio source part 2

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #alt title was: columbo interrupted their RP session #gabes reaction to someone getting in between him and v1 (or at least pillows of it) is to rip them to shreds. yeah i mean that checks out!! #the way he says 'Some kinda pervert' is so funny to me i cant stop replaying it #this took me. so long. oh my god. no post tomorrow. im not strong enough. #sanest bit of 2024 #and probably the longest bit ever. holy shit. #also he used the wrong filter for columbo here but here is my totally Canon Explanation #If they are in hell he had to become a husk.. duh.

[lamentfulwarbler]

“Dazai is the big spoon!” “No, Chuuya is!” NO YOU’RE BOTH WRONG! SKK CUDDLE LIKE THIS:

#IGNORE HOW THE OTHER BED LINE IS MISSING #OR PILLOW #IDK HOW BEDS MADE FOR MORE THAN ONE PERSON WORK. OKAY? OKAY 👍 #ALSO THE BLANKET/DUVET FALLING OFF THE BED WAS ON PURPOSE THOSE MFS DON’T BLANKET HOG. THEY EJECT THAT THING OFF THE BED #i made this in like 5 mins or less. ignore any fault anatomy- #faulty anatomy* #chuuya position inspired by mayoi. dazai is just. how i sleep with my teddy i think 💀 #LISTEN IT WASN’T INTENTIONAL #I LITERALLY JUST REALISED #anyways peace and love we’re all correct #everyone can be a big spoon here 🙏 #aorry for my handwriting. its always been like 5hat i don’ have an excuse- #bsd #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #soukoku #skk

[luigi-core]

i am going to combust into a million pieces

#mario #super mario #smb #luigi #bowser #bowuigi #mario movie #super mario bros movie #what theFUCK going on #they won’t even let us BREATHE #you know damn well they enjoy seeing us go apeshit over these #i am literally losing my mind #i know i’m gonna be so disappointed when i go see the movie and it’s gonna be like only 2 seconds of luigi screen time #but it’s okay AS LONG AS WE GET A LUIGIS MANSION SPIN OFF #that’s all that matters to me <3 #also why’s bowser doing that little maneuver with his mustache like 💀💀 #gay gay homosexual gay #could he be any more homosexual #< the answer is NO #anyways i’m gonna go scream into my pillow for a little while

[gomzdrawfr]

i was drawing berries....and then....I blacked out and bear!Price came into existence so yeah

#hibernate bear is extraaaa floffy and warm #also steals all your clothes to make a nest #pillows and blankets too #yeah nah you're HIS pillow now #gummmyart #doodle #bear!price #captain john price #captain john price x reader #captain john price x yn #john price x reader #captain price x reader

[mercymaker]

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬, 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭.

This beautiful art of Maleane & Astarion was made by the wonderfully talented @tadpole-apocalypse thank you so much!!! They're open to commissions, so check them out!

#baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate #bg3 #bg3 fanart #astarion #astarion ancunin #astarion bg3 #astarion x tav #tavstarion #astarion x oc #bg3 astarion #bg3 tav #bg3 oc #oc: maleane #maleane/astarion #art #aaaa they look so so so good!! thank you so much once again!!! 💖 #and also thank you for my first proper art trade!!! i haven't been this excited in a while! #i am weeping though my beautiful blorbos in the sun 😩🥺 #i want to write something mhm #they look so happy!!! and they are!!! just thinking about mal smiling sincerely 🥺🥺🥺🥺 #and then astarion recognizing that? him noticing the little differences in how she acts around him vs the others? #brb i need to scream into a pillow

[karuuhnia]

You probably know the game! Put something into Google Translate and translate it back and forth into various languages until you get a funny result. I decided to do it with the TF2 mercs. :D

ALSO, today is the 15th anniversary of TF2, so I just finished this in time!!! Here’s to at least 15 more years! 🥳🎉

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Please do not alter, repost/reupload or redistribute my artwork anywhere! (Reblogging is perfectly fine, of course.)

#tf2 #Team Fortress 2 #tf2 scout #tf2 soldier #tf2 pyro #tf2 demoman #tf2 heavy #tf2 engineer #tf2 medic #tf2 sniper #tf2 spy #karuuhnia draws #((I have no idea how Pyro turned into Why you're a pillow or Demoman turned into Time to read but those made me laugh out loud XD)) #((Also I'm Sniper right now #I hate the cold #Give me back summer ;__; ))

[ryllen]

I wanted to reblog that one text post that said imagine waking up to sebek and his hair is down and he is looking so handsome just like his newest appearance on book 7

and i just bumped to this video and was like "Ffshds what if he SURPrisINGLY wa kes up EXA CT LY like thi s fsjdsd? ? "

#SKRUNCKLES CAT #twisted wonderland #twst #sebek zigvolt #twst yuu #twst mc #fanart #best hairstyling is done by ur pillow when u sleep with semi dry hair #one time i woke up with totally anime hair look #forehead stroke is actually pretty calming yea #the one that goes straight up to ur head especially if the hand that's stroking is big #my parents used to do it sometimes #he would definitely loves some forehead stroke #once he let u do it #that cat face and standing fur is so hi m i can't #also ay that text post is gone #i think i read another post of tags being broken #so maybe it was planned to be repost some time later actually

[temeyes]

gonna turn in early and catch up on some zzz's hehe

#hc: ghost claims he sleeps as str8 as a board but he actually curls up into a fetal position (he is me like for real) #also uses arms as a pillow instead of an actual pillow (also me LOL iT'S JUST MORE COMFY TBH) #n e ways- i haven't had a full 8hrs since last friday lol #i've been so busy.. even during the weekend i Hate it!!!!!!! #ok im going to bed fr. goodnight y'all #my art #2024 #call of duty #call of duty: modern warfare #call of duty: modern warfare ii #call of duty: modern warfare iii #cod #cod mw #cod mwii #cod mwiii #modern warfare #mw #mw2 #mw3 #simon riley #simon ghost riley #ghost #ghost cod #art #fanart #digital art #digital drawing #sketch #doodle #video games

[deathbyfiction]

IM FUCKING CRYING SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE THIS BOY FROM HIMSELF

#blue lock #itoshi rin #blue lock light novel #baby pls what are you doing 😭 #he just needs a bit of therapy guys thats all #ngl i actually started crying when i saw this #cuz i missed him so much #ALSO HIS HUGGING HIS PILLOW #🥺🥺🥺 #rin light novel

[bimiio]

need a butch who lets me just completely turn my brain off whenever they’re around. treats me like a princess n makes all my decisions 4 me n keeps me safe n loves doing it.. yeah <33

#literally ​my dream #n also f**** ** ***** n ***** n let’s me **** **** *** #femme4butch #pillow princess #stone femme #m1n3 #m1sc

[seabeck]

I made a small impulse purchase and had to rearrange my wall.

#it’s the mirror* #there was also a pillow but it was just too expensive #vulture culture #if you can’t tell #it has metal mushrooms on it

[olyfrogg]

POV: You wake up your boyfriend in the middle of the night to protect him from your Dark Urge

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #dark urge #baldurs gate 3 spoilers #i finally got to that scene and it's my new favorite #but also this is what i expect after waking someone like that #owlbear makes a good warm pillow

[doctorsiren]

I always think about how tired he looks 😭

#doctorsiren #clone high #clone high jfk #clone high joan #clone high fanart #joanfk #😨 jfk with the golden freddy no way #he’s got those American flag blanket and sheets #also a space/moon pillow case bc space race 🤭 #art #digital art #my art #fanart