#also told me to kms

[fizzie]

Tumblr mobile called me chronically online

#also told me to kms #fizzing

[lemonduckisnowawake]

You know, it's a tragedy that there are no (or very little) Vampire x Christian stories out there, not for angst or theology or forbidden seductiveness or whatnot but for the sheer comedy of it all. I mean, the Christian would technically be immune to all of the vampire's shenanigans, like for example...

Vampire: Fool, I am the most powerful vampire in the West. Nothing but the force of an entire holy temple could even deign to scratch me Christian: Idiot, I AM a holy temple. 1 Corinthians 6:19, fear me and the Spirit inside that can burn you to ashes

#this thought was brought on by a conversation i saw on the km shea discord #and also my need to theologize everything #it would be so funny to me too if we added the fact that the human Christian was also anemic #(not because anemia is funny. especially not if it's chronic. just the fact that the vamp couldn't bite the human) #truth be told it doesn't even have to be a romance to me. just a chaotic comedy duo #lemon duck quacks #lemon duck tales #yeah this is funny #for the words! #one day i will write all my deranged supernatural story ideas that involve way too much Christian imagery and comedy #but for now.... #anyway how to make the most unbiteable human that you cannot help be drawn to as a modernized vamp? #Christian and likely chronically iron deficient #i am very sorry if this is offensive #but you know #vampires

[yugsly]

HURR DURR LOOK AT ME I THINK PUPPETS ARE WOOO SCARYYY AND I’M MAKING THE PROBLEM WORSE BY PUTTING OUT FAKE ASS PUPPET SHOW VIDEOGAMES AND RUINING THE PUBLIC PERCEPTION OF A BELOVED ART FORM

This is funny to me because the puppets in my games aren't scary, they're silly! But maybe you didn't actually look into the game to find out.

This is also very funny to me because I am always posting lovingly about puppets as well as bringing puppets of my own into the world. I love puppets! Let's be nice, huh?

In fact, check out my boy Viktor, isn't he handsome?

#Also I am responding to this person publicly because they told me to KMS hahahaha

[corvophobia]

you and your dumb bitches got what you want with the bees, can you now shut the fuck up and go back to miserable hole before anyone one has to hurt you?

usually dont even give anons like this the courtesy of a response but it truly sounds like YOU are the miserable one here! sorry you hate fun and happiness and love. hope you get some help

#seriously ive been told to kms over them before like this isnt phasing me #ALSO GIRL I HAVENT EVEN POSTED? #LMFAO

[spadefish]

Someone just sent me an ask calling me a fag and then blocked me?!?! This HAS to be because of the barista post there's no other fucking explanation this is so funny

#sorry to my neighbors bc i just busted out laughing #idk which is funnier between this girl and the girl who told me to kms for liking fire emblem #which was ALSO bc of the barista post #glenn.txt

[osachiyo]

i never thought i'd have a crush on any of my professors but

#𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖ 𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐒... ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 #my new bio professor is literally so #UGHH #he's strict and so annoying about putting in assignments on time but fuck #IT ALSO DOESNT HELP IM VERYYYY INTO OLDER GUYS #FUCK ME. #i havent told any of my friends (duh) cause its so embarrassing #what if i kms #he gives MAJOR nanami vibes #his personality is literally the same #n he looks hot too fuck #DEFINITELY deleting this later cuz this is probably too personal lmfao

[polyamorouspunk]

I hope I'm like you when I grow up

#super depressed; bitter and lonely; hates everyone + everyone hates? #jk thank you so much you have no idea how much this means #imma be honest a good 50% of the time I wish I was fucking dead #I’m so tired of living event to event like ‘oh I can’t kms my best friend is visiting’ ‘oh I can’t kms I have to go see INK’ etc. #and honestly I’m such a bitter and angry person I mean some of it is valid #like when my managers are like oh I can’t finish all my shit can you clean the bathrooms for me and I’m like sure #only to get to work this morning and told that they were messy and gross and I did a bad job etc. like okay I just won’t next time #but also just like can’t control my emotions having so many meltdowns at work + home + on this fucking blog #feeling like I’m ugly and no one’s ever going to love me again etc. #but also like you know what I’m cool. I’m smart. I’m hot. I got some good qualities #be like me: have bpd and fibromyalgia and love horror and metal bands and listen to true crime and donate to victim funds. #be gay do crime post about it online #punk gets mail #personal

[dollsuguru]

bestieoomf said i’m too much of an aries sometimes well yeah 🩷

#two aries get 2gether in the dm’s and it’s fun & fiesty we’re both having sm fun rn hehe <333 #we’re both so similar & love debating & also. Love Nanago omg they got into jjk recently and it’s SO fun 😭 #we both love toji <333 obviously <333 they hate geto and i get it Honestly so i’m not fighting them on that too much #showed them the light that IS toji/kairo and they told me to kms 😪💯 #personal

[beautifel]

seems like my heart does nothing but break lately

#oh my god dont read the tags. it breaks for everyone :( but on a more personal level #for my gf whos sinking deeper into something n i cant even help bc im a wreck myself but i am so so scared to lose her #still havent even been able to book a psych appointment n i rlly dont know where to go with all these ..em*tions #Guys i rlly dont understand one thing. how come one random freak whos in ur life at some point can derail a whole person like eons later #jeopardise their whole future just by crossing some lines for funz i really dont understand this #not fair not fair at all this is evil #and becasue u got unlucky someone wanted to be disgusting u have to carry the consequences #i rly still cant even say it i still cant even write it #i dont even know how . irl the only perosn i told in some capacity #is dealing with her own trauma and i hate that jsut being understanding is not enoughlike #Wow Lmao Its just Funny How it Shapes You. & U Can Never bury it forever becuz it will always catch up to you😂😂😂😂😂😂 #AND THE PAST CAN NEVER BE ERASED 😃😃😁😁😂😂😂🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔪🔪 #at least my gf has been taking steps to deal with it for.3 yrs and i just never even #LOL i feel like such a coward but the sh*me and the g**lt associated with the Thing..r so overwhelming i cant even admit it #what would i even do at the psych appointment like straight up what am i gonna say Lol #hai iam here to process something i dont actually remember probably becasue i was a child but imnot sure. n id rather #kms than tell u how i know 😂. So thats also why my heart breaks. for that little girl who was a ball of shame i guess and no matter #how much i cognitively.like rationally know its not my fault the ball of shame n guilt is still there #n it swallows me every time i vaguely start 2 think about acknowledging the Th*ng #or whatever. And thats just my end of the deal but my gf has it worse genuinely bc she remembers everything n still has to see the freak #n it went on for yrs n her family doesnt know n heres the worst thing hes a beloved family member a sweet boy with struggles of his own #well i hope he walks into traffic for doing what he did to her

[tangledinourstrings]

made these while watching help wanted 2 gameplay. don't look at me im not well.

#ALSO THESE WERE MADE AS A JOKE #JUST CLARIFYING SO PPL DONT THINK ID ACTUALLY KMS BC FNAF AT FARTY TOLD ME TO #fnaf #roxanne wolf #springtrap #funtime freddy #ozma's postshit #suicide #suicide baiting #f-slur #<- just in case #five nights at freddy's

[lesbiandardevil]

the thing about priest matt is that it only works if it's a joke when it becomes serious is such a tired concept and it feels like bad fanfiction like... in his wattpad arc idk

#i didnt even read that comic yet but everything ive been told makes me want to kms #i dont tbink ive ever heard such bad things about a dd comic like.. #worst of the worst #also they told me he became a priest cause he lost his memory and #what happened to him always turning to his father ahen that happens !!!! #that was the most beautiful recurring thing to me #the way that even ahen he cant remember his own name he can reme where he came from and who he loves the most #should have turned to boxing again sorry likw #this god thing is so tired #daredevil stuff #whatevs

[todayisafridaynight]

Speaking Of English In Japanese Media I was a little disappointed the Infinite Wealth trailer didn't have any characters speaking it </3 apparently there'll be stuff on having to navigate communication in America though it's fair enough that a number of major characters the gang has to interact with in Hawaii speak Japanese because It's Hawaii... but the English scripts and direction are always so goofy... I wanna see...

they're saving all the good english for the full game watch.... i know richardson gonna speak exclusively in english i know in my heart..

#snap chats #SPEAKING of speaking of english in japanese media i watched WMA3 <3 or tried to anyway <3 #first I'll Be 1000% i didnt understand a single word <3 pardon the bit where yamato spoke english for a sec #i am dumb <3 BUT the visual gags and inferences still got me.. #my poor man trying to jump over the security bar shit HELP lest i neglect the ridiculus chase scene ☠️☠️☠️ #oh but also i could only get like. halfway through it before the site just told me to kms so. will have to try again in the future #IN ANY CASE cant wait to see what english'll be like in IW... sounds inch resting....... #anyhow. im gonna finally eat rice OUGH im starving

[triggeringtommy]

*kicking my feet n twirling my hair* i wanna kill myself

#personal #not just personal but also relatable #im rly fucking bothersome and i feel rly dumb 4 it bc this shit shouldnt matter but it doooooo it rly do im such a big crybaby itsembrassing #i wanna kms bc nothing in my life is ok #moms relationship with me is getting rly bad again #we cant talk anymore bc she just wants 2 control my life forever #i told her i wanna move back to FL on my own with my best friend #she said shed literally go crazy on me and loose her fucking mind and hurt me LOL #she literally threatened me haha #i hate it hereee #my mommy wantz me 2 stay forever bc im a source of income #she wants 1000 instead of 500 and doesnt care how i make it work if i leave my partner #she said do OF or feetfinder idc how u come up with the other 500 u dont pay rn just get a full time job n sell ur ass idc #she would rather me work a fuckton and still hav to sell my body than me just move out and us go seperate ways #whatever #i hav to think on this apparently #i just wanna move back i want friends i want to be near my family #im miserable here bc im alone with the people who all abuse me #no wonder i puke 24/7 this home life isnt normal

[gutsfics]

NOT HER MAKING A FUCKIMG POST ABOUT HOW SOME PEOPLE LOVE BEING VICTIMS................. GIRL. GIRL DO YOU HEAR WHAT YOU ARE SAYING. OH NO GIRL.

#if theres anyone who loves being the victim its missy “an anon told me someone was vaguing me to kms so im going to send my leigon after em” #“no i am not going to fact check. also im going to answer every mean anon i get tee hee” #girl you are a fucking pit

[llycaons]

not to be toxic but if people did this on my poll I think it would be really funny. mostly because I've only ever seen this all said jokingly but if they ere serious it might honestly be funnier

#I WOULD have to block bc if someone is telling random strangers to kill themselves thats bad #but if they told ME to kms over a pill well that would make my entite week #that would be the funniest thing to even happen to me #I dont like when ppl are rude usually but in this situation I would think it was hilarious #also if the poll results are compares to genuine serious topics that would suck #but some political events are okay to be joked about #cor.txt

[mcnuggyy]

how to be normal about my cousins 4 year old dragging my plushies across the dirty floor while I broom and mop the kitchen

#WAAAAA #callate guero #NOT EVEN MAD OR UPSET AT HER LIKE SHE IS JUST A LITTLE KID #BUT MY COUSIN AND MY COUSIN N LAW DONT EVEN TELL HER ANYTHING 😭😭😭 #😭😭😭 I know it may seem silly because I am a grown adult w plushies in my room but those are my items 😭 #it’s respect ykno 😔 #I also spent the whole day cleaning the house because everyone left and it was so bad…. #then again for reference this is the side of my family that is rich and can afford maids and shit so </3 #anyways #NO RESPECT FOR ME EVER EVER EVER IN THIS FAMILY #I AM BEING DRAMATIC BUT STRAIGHT UP I AM NEVER RESPECTED EVER AND I WANT TO KMS #no one respect my space my things my name my pronouns my kindness my patience #grrrrrrrrr #I can’t wait to leave and never come back </3 #SPEAKING OF IM SO MAD ABOUT MY PASSPORT I TOLD THE LADY THAT DID MY SHIT FOR ME #I NEEDED A NEW PICTURE AND WORE NICE CLOTHES AND EVERYTHING AND SHE REFUSED TO DO IT #AND SO NOW OFC THEY SENT ME A LETTER WHY DIDNT I TAKE A NEW PICTURE LIKE!!!! GIRL!!!! #so I had to go to staples get my own pictures done and mail it over to them… all because the lady who’s job it is to do so #wouldn’t do it…. like GIRL!!!!! #NO RESPECT FOR MY INTELLIGENCE OR MY ABILITY TO KNOW THINGS #SIGH. #anyways…