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bucket watches scream 5
i have a bad case of anxiety and cannot really handle horror movies but i will do anything for my hyperfixations and its currently Jenna Ortega and Wednesday so i’m watching scream 5 rn and will be live tweeting (live blogging???) here lol. exposure therapy ig…
SPOILERS FOR SCREAM 5 AHEAD!!
okay so i already saw some spoilers so ik who the killer is LMAO.
“Looking fetching” LMAO WHAT IS THAT KIND OF PHRASE ???
Jenna has impeccable acting just saying
girlie got stabbed and just PUNCHES THE DUDE LMAO LOVE THAT FOR HER
my god that jump-scare scared the shit out of me. OH MY GOD THROUGH HER HAND????
Jenna should play a final girl sometime, she’d be perfect (ik she survived in the babysitter killer queen but okay)
ah good, Jenna is still alive whoop whoop
everyone is suspicious but ik that that’s the point lol.
Jenna looks like a corpse lmaoo
AMBER SHES THE KILLER RIGHT???
Sam, we love Sam. We don’t love Amber.
ah yes i kinda hoped he would die.
Sam’s bf watching Stabs while sitting in the hospital next to his gf’s sister who just got stabbed has got to be the weirdest thing ever…
OH SHE HALLUCINATING, OH SHE NOT HALLUCINATING.
i know the secret too i think (this is a guess), Sam is the child of one of the previous killers (I’m guessing billy loomis?)
I FUCKING KNEW IT AAAHH.
Jenna’s acting… so good!
eyo thats Sidney!
mindy went on a whole monologue i love her call me crazy but sounds like a hyperfixation rant
damn those hallucinations really be hallucinating good.
i feel a jump-scare coming, i was right.
oooo mr wallows is gonna die isnt he
oh should’ve seen the mom coming tbh. gosh so much blood… so many stabs
this whole scene of mr wallows walking around his kitchen but nothing happening is giving me the heebie jeebies :(
AH GHOSTFACE IS IN THE HOUSE… that seems like such a horrible way to die tbh… also omg how graphic :(
EYO COURTENEY COX AAHH
Gale x Dewey redemption pls 🙏
stupid police
girlie why u getting out of bed ur barely alive. i feel so sorry for Tara omg. but again… impeccable acting wow.
uhoh there goes Richie…
impeccable timing whoop whoop.
NO NOT DEWEY, YESSS YOU GO DEWEY, NO DEWEY WHY R U GOING BACK??? NO DEWEY WHYYYY MY GOD HOW GRUESOME :(((
ig we’re not getting that Gale x Dewey redemption :(
SIDNEY CAME BACK??? GIRL LITERALLY THE LAST THING SHE SHOULDVE DONE.
Tara and Sam have such a sweet relationship bye :(
Gale and Sidney is a comedic due lol
Naw poor Tara with her astma
DID HE GET STABBED IN THE BALLS ??? Okay it was his leg great. why is the killer so aGRESSIVE WITH THE STABS???
also can i just say, no one besides Jenna even looks remotely like a teenager oh my god
“Hi GenZ” LMAO THIS DUDE
if I didn’t already know who it was, pink haired girlie would look reaaaallyy suspicious rn.
OH MY GOD THEYRE AT THE OG HOUSE??? THATS SO GOOD???
nooo not Mindy we love her
OH MY GOODDD THAT REVEAL WAS SO FUN???
“I’m not the fucking killer” “yeah i know” *shoots* AAAHH I LOVE IT
uhoh there goes Gale.
aw poor Tara, SAM WHY ARENT U CUTTING TARA LOOSE??
AH SIDNEY NO
OH MY GOD IT WAS RICHIE TOO FINWIDNWI WHAAATT WHAT IS THE CONNECTION BETWEEN HIM AND AMBER??? Oh subreddit wow…
UHOH SIDNEY
GO TARA GO TARA!!!
oh Amber has to be set on fire because of the hand sanitizer setup… I KNEW ITTT
i wanna be covered in blood and pretend stab someone too… someone cast me in a horror movie rn pls
Tara and Sam hugging :,) i love them
AHH MINDY AND CHAD SURVIVED FUCK YEAAAH
we love the og final girl x new final girl
Hearing the wallows at the end is such a wake-up call after a slasher horror movie LMAOO??
okay this was great for my reintroduction into horror (believe it or not i was very into horror when i was younger)! overall a 8/10 tbh
I’ll definitely be watching Scream 6 in theaters!
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sad thing bout lookin at tv tropes is that ortega kinda fits in w the “i let gwen stacy die” trope
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