#also you are more than free to reply

[ywpd-translations]

Ride 733: Sugimoto vs Danchiku

Pag 1

1: By the way, Sugimoto-san, what about your “special technique”?

2: … ah

3: My self-awareness isn't that low that I didn't come prepared!!

Pag 3

2: Huh!?

3: He.... has it? A “special technique”!?

4: Sugimoto!!

5: I'll tell you one more time.... one more time

Pag 4

1: Come at me!!

Danchiku Ryuuhou!!

2: Go, Danchiku!!

4: Garu-

Pag 5

1: Bamboo Hop Shot!!

Garuaaa

Pag 6

4: He caught up in an instant!!

5: Nice, Danchiku

Pag 7

1: Keep going like this, pass him and tear him off!!

2: Sorry, Sugimoto-san, but!!

Please let me pass you, garuaa!!

3: I won't let you

4: do that, Danchiku!!

Pag 8

3: Damn!! Haha in such a crucial moment!! All these trees block the view and we can't see!!

Hahah!!

4: What happened to those two, teh...

It looked like Danchiku-san caught up to him in one go and passed him ,but

Pag 9

1: Sugimoto!!

2: Sugimoto!!

3: Don't worry, first years!! Once we pass these trees we should see that Danchiku tore Sugimoto-san off and opened a distance of 100... no, 200m

Teh!!

4: He'll be riding in the lead!!

5: Ah, right, that's true

6: There's something I heard from the senpais.... until now, Sugimoto-san never stood out in races or got any good result... he even retired sometimes...

7: On the other hand, last year during the Minegayama Hill-climb race, Danchiku-san fought against a guy from Hakone Academy who had participated in the Inter High

8: And he won!!

Teh!?

The difference in their strengths has always been....

Pag 10

1: clear...

Huh!?

Pag 11

1: They're neck and neck!!

2: Sugimoto-san!!

5: He's following!! Woah

He's working hard to stay lined up to him, teh, Sugimoto-san!! Huh!?

Pag 12

2: Haha, what are you doing, Danchiku!!

You have to pedal seriously!!

3: …. I was pedaling seriously....

6: When we passed the curve with the thick trees, I bent my frame with all my might

Pag 13

1: We hit each other's shoulders, and I thought he would falter

2: Then I kept accelerating like that and thought I could leave him behind

3:  But this guy

4: didn't fall behind!!

5: Moreover.... usually, when you're chasing an opponent, you stay behind them

You use your opponent against the wind... but this guy.... when accelerating now

Pag 14

1: He lined up next to me!!

As if he just wanted to prove that we're “equal”!!

2: Knowing that he's wasting his stamina!!

4: Of course, the second year is doing his best

So I, as a third year.... in this race

5: I'll let him practice against someone more experienced than him!!

Pag 15

3: Issa.... I...

Calm down, Danchiku!!

4: You're stronger than him!!

You're stronger!! It's alright, he justhappened to be able to follow you with his eyes in this first attack, that's it

5: Attack over and over again and you'll tear him off!!

This guy can't keep up with you so many times!!

6: Kaburagi-san... incredible.... teh

Yeah.... even though Sugimoto-san is right next to him, he's dissing him to his face....

7: Don't falter, have confidence, Danchiku

Yeah!!

8: Sugimoto-san!! For now, how about we say you race until that line over there?

The sun will set soon

This lap will be like...

Pag 16

1: “500km” for each other!!

5: A “special technique”, in other words, it's the momentary activation of you own's “field of expertise”

6: Understanding your own “field of expertise” polishing it up, consciously controlling and, it in time of need – that specialty...

Pag 17

1: letting it explode

-go!!

2: But that's not something everyone can do

3: And it's especially troublesome when you can't find your own “special technique”

4: Or it could be that for most people, they don't know what they excel in, what their specialty is

5: And in that moment, they have no choice but spend time looking for it

Pag 18

1: Using their intelligence and body, facing themselves and trying out

Over and over again

2: Only in the midst of “failure” you can find it

3: “Failure”, huh

4: Then, about that

Pag 19

1: you might be the most experiecned among us!!

Pag 20

1: Dammitl, he caught up again!!

2: What's this guy's deal...

Even though he's so out of breath!!

3: Danchiku!!

4: Back... back in the day....

5: Here is Sohoku there was a person called Tadokoro-san

His body was so huge... and he always thought of his kouhai

Pag 21

1: He said that in order to be fast, “oxygen” was important

So

2: I practiced runnin whil taking in oxygen a lot

3: And there was a person called Kinjou-san, and he was very skillful in controlling the bike, so I practiced imitating his bike control

5: It was all a failure, but, but, Danchiku- have you ever heard these words?

6: In road racing the most important things are “practice” and

Pag 22

1: “Experience”!!

6: Sugimoto-san jumped ahead!! Chyase him!! Danchiku!!

#yowamushi pedal #yowapeda #yowamushi pedal manga #yowamushi pedal spoilers #yowapeda manga #yowamushi pedal translations #ride 733 #sugimotooooo you gooo!!! #i cheer for both of them you know that #but seeing sugimoto shine feels so good!!! our experienced cyclist is finally having his moment :') #also kaburagi is so freaking annoying asdsgdhdkgjf #he never has any filter but when hes so excited he gets even worse lmao hes so rude #the first years being more shocked at him dissing sugimoto right to his face than anything else LMAO #ah #as for that sentence about the 500km - im not sure about it #i just translated literally xD #BTW i promise i'll reply to all the asks i got lately tomorrow!!! i'm having a LOT of work k to do lately so i have no free time basically :

[coollyinterferes]

"Back by unpopular demand:"

"Us!"

#[*trips and falls to the ground like that one pepe frog meme but dramatically explodes into a million pieces instead* hi hi] #[i'll start by apologizing and thanking y'all for your patience bc wheew its been almost 2 months since my last post holy shittt] #[mental health along with intrusive thoughts and stuff have been absolute ass and still are right now] #[not gonna go into much detail bc i'm dealing with tons of bad stuff and negativity but yeah] #[at this point i aint even going to say 'im back!' bc everytime i do some even more terrible shit happens irl so naw] #[i also can't promise thread replies today bc i already know i'll likely not be able to finish any] #[but i will try to at least start working on some of them ;v;] #[other than that please feel free to send in stuff if you wish!] #[i haven't been around in so long that i feel completely rusty and out of the loop rn] #[but i think i'll start with the few asks i was unable to get to last time] #[if you guys who sent them see this: i'm sorry for the super looooong wait and thank you so much for your patience!!! <3] #[hope everyone's having a lovely day/night!!! <3] #;ic #(? #;ooc #(?? #[the world will never truly know *x files music plays*]

[inverse-problem]

hiii you posted something about having read most of the like, recommended books with robots in them and i was just curious if you would be cool with listing some that youd rec? trying to read more books with robots in them and curious for ideas :]

sure! was gonna do a whole organized post but I may as well just get some down for now. not gonna be an exhaustive list (there's a bunch on my to-read list I don't want to rec before I read it myself), my summaries may be dubious, my taste may also be dubious, but here's a few I liked. I definitely recommend seeking stuff out outside of my list bc honestly it's quite limited now that I'm looking at it lol. be warned also that a lot of these deal with heavy themes of stuff including identity, bodily autonomy, etc. (idk which specific topics may be an issue so be sure to consult a trigger list if necessary). also I have yet to find anything with a robot romance that I find particularly compelling but ah well

the murderbot diaries series by martha wells: pretty much everyone's gonna recommend these to you, and for good reason imo, they're quite solid. main character is basically a security guard cyborg (humanoid but not human) who hacked its programming and is trying to figure out what it actually wants to do with itself now that it has free will. all it wants to do is watch tv shows in its head and avoid interacting with people, but life-or-death situations and its penchant for wanting to rescue people keep getting in its way

the imperial radch series by ann leckie: sentient spaceship ai that once had hundreds of human bodies all networked to a central ai, on a revenge quest. lots of themes of identity, lots of space geopolitics, a big horrendous empire that people are grappling with being complicit in, and an interesting take on a single-gendered society inspired by ursula leguin's the left hand of darkness (also a solid book, no robots there though). gets quite intense at times because of the sorts of horrors that evil empires get up to

17776 by jon bois: (note the link is to a website that turns into the story when you scroll through, watch out if flickering/eyestrain/etc is an issue) technically not a book but a multimedia webnovel of sorts (with short animations and videos, but mostly written as dialogue between characters). it's the year 17776, a lot of places are underwater, humanity has found itself immortal, and several space probes have gained sentience. now, the space probes busy themselves with watching and discussing what the humans are doing to entertain themselves, which mostly involves really absurd games of football. a bit absurdist and existential but very fun, even if you don't know much about football

the monk and robot series, by becky chambers: this one is very chill; a monk in a cozy post-industrial future setting doesn't know what they want from life so they go on adventure on impulse and meet a robot. robots have been out of contact with humanity for a long time, so both of them learn a lot from each other

the wayfarers series, also by becky chambers: haven't read all of them yet but the first book is a chill character-driven space road trip story with a friendly ship ai. lots of found family themes, and great if you like seeing a story where people are working together and are really in their element. the sequels tell other stories set in the same universe, most of which also feature robot characters, and there's interesting alien characters there too

activation degradation, by marina j lostetter: a robot gets activated on a space mining platform during an alien attack, and has to deal with a bunch of ensuing chaos and misinformation. I mostly found the plot twists interesting here, the characters themselves were so-so to me

obligatory asimov recommendations, caveat that his work is old and has historical biases etc, but also that's where you get the three laws of robotics so welp. I, robot is an interesting collection of short stories, mostly focusing on how the three laws of robotics actually can break down in various situations. there's also the robot trilogy which is basically a buddy cop detective story with a human from earth and a robot from space and they solve murders. lots of caveats with this rec (for one, I'm not big on cop shit to put it mildly) but asimov does do some interesting worldbuilding and society building with how the earth and space societies differ. there's the foundation series that follows from these books but I haven't read that haha

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy series by douglas adams: only one prominent robot here who sporadically shows up, but also this series is just a fun time. the premise is that earth gets destroyed by aliens to make way for an unnecessary space highway, and one very tired human survives and bounces around the galaxy encountering all sorts of weird situations. lots of humourous satire, some a bit dated at this point but much still holds up. also douglas adams just has a way with words

individual short stories:

fandom for robots by vina jie-min prasad: a robot learns what fandom is! a very fun read imo

a guide for working breeds, also by vina jie-min prasad, whose writing I really like in general tbh: robots dealing with a contract job economy

68:hazard:cold by janelle c. shane: robot stranded on an ice planet. I really like the description of how a robot's view of the world and communication protocols might look

cat pictures please by naomi kritzer: an ai wants to be helpful to humanity but doesn't quite know how; a nice benevolent ai story

there were other short stories I also liked but I can't find where I put them now, welp. let me know if you read and enjoy any of these, though!

#var replies #inverse problem.txt #I thought I'd read more books about robots than I had but I do reread stuff a lot #I did leave out a few that were less robot-centric #others who read and enjoy these feel free to also let me know; or if you have other recs I'm happy to hear them!

[niieve]

open to: muses of any gender (m/nb if romantic)

"what are you doing here? it's the middle of the night."

#indie rp #indie gay rp #indie starter #open starter #rp #open starter. #kai. #kai: threads. #kai: starters. #feel free to dm me if you want to plot things further first - otherwise just go with whatever you want! left this super open-ended so #the possibilities are basically endless! #(also please respond with more than just dialogue - can be literally just a couple sentences but i need more than to go off of for a reply) #i just used a one liner to kick things off #ok ok cool

[drusill-a]

This Christmas my only real family are my two mongrels, my yorkie, my cat and an almost empty bottle of wine stolen from my brother's wedding gifts hidden behind my bed.

#i cried for several hours last night to the extent that my head still ached for half a day afterward #there were a few mini-crying sessions during the day also #yesterday i laid out to my mother what i think #more openly than i have in many years #it started with her asking why i was upset and i replied something that she shouldnt bother #and should return to spending the holidays with the people she loves the most #aka Jarosław Kaczyński his crew and those protesting in defense of /free media/ #it would have been nice if i hadn't burst into tears immediately but you can't have it all #(all while my brother and sister-in-law tried to clean the room next door and pretended not to hear) #overall i'm shocked at how strongly the realization hit me #that nothing will ever change when it comes to my parents #and it will only get worse #they will become more hateful #more narrow-minded #more hating imagined enemies of poland constantly finding new ones #as apparently i still had some hope! #given that i cried for about two hours after i stopped yelling at my mother #(also on the verge of tears) #but i had hoped that when tvp will be turned off #a detox from that trash would bring some truth to them at least in some matters #instead they simply switched to tv republika :))) my mom promised to cut down on watching politics said on holidays #said we simply won't discuss it and watch sth else #and she and my father will be more careful not to subject me to watching rightist propaganda #and today no change they've been glued to the same channel for half the day :)))) #it hurts so damn much because they are good people #just with zero critical thinking skills so susceptible to manipulation #i was numb for years #and suddenly such a reaction is a surprise for me #i didn't know i had hope that something would ever change so it's an interesting revelation in terms of introspection #// negative // no point in this rant i'm just processing!

[tvrningout-a]

open starter | mutuals encounter rin!

" i hate this. " the elf looks something between sick and furious as she paces her quarters ( this room is too small, this city too enclosed. she wishes she could be among the tress, away from all these people for just a few minutes ). rin's hair looks messier than usual, as if she's been running her hands through the ginger strands. " i hate this. i haven't used my name in ages for this very reason. my clan shouldn't suffer because of my choices. "

king edmund has found them. all these years of secrecy were for naught because that annoying, persistent bastard found them, threatened to kill every last member of rin's clan. as much as she still resents them, as much as she hates the idea of facing them, they don't deserve a target upon their backs ( she can't let them die. she can't let her father die. it doesn't matter how her heart still bleeds -- she can't lose them, too ).

" aneira said they've fled into the ravenwood. that'll deter any scouts for some time or at least make their jobs harder. the place is like a maze, i hear. " but it still isn't safe. she's heard the stories of what lurks in the dark, the creature that tempts travelers. rin's eyes flick to her companion, flecks of gold shining in the candlelight as she quits her pacing at last. her hands are clenched into tight fists at her sides, chin raised defiantly; this is the most still she's ever been, frame taught like a bow. " we have to find them first. i have to. i don't give a fuck what my council is saying. i'm going to find my clan and get them out of this mess myself. "

the silent question hangs in the air: are you with me or not?

#interactions | rin #STARTS YELLING AND CHEERING!!! #my gosh my muse came back full throttle with this one thank goodness #and it's got me thinking about some story-relevant things that i'm gonna write about in a second i think!! #and for the sake of some context for y'all -- aneira is one of rin's cousins and the ravenwood : ) is where bronwyn lives : ))) #i think this is how bronwyn is actually going to meet rin and hear about edmund and whatnot #i like it more than my original idea #AND rin and the free army stay in the dwarven cities which span quite a ways but they're mainly inside the mountains #hence why rin is like 'get me outta this place rn i need AIR!!! ' #also also if you want to reply but the length intimidates you pls write whatever's comfortable for you!! i just :' ) had a lot to say :' ))

[wawhii]

I know I keep saying this but shoutout to fat positive furries for real. And not just "chubby" positive furries I mean like FAT positive furries

#Marlinisms #Sorry to everyone I haven't replied to: I see your messages!! Iam just going through it #But on with the show: #Like. Fat positive furries have genuinely done more for my self esteem than YEARS of trying to say 'you're lovely already' #Part of it is seeing A) real world fat people and B) fictional fat people #But another part of it is knowing that DIETS DON'T WORK AND WEIGHT LOSS IS ALMOST NEVER GOOD FOR YOU #95% of people who lose weight gain it back and 70% of that demographic gain MORE than they lost #Seeing strangers and artists loving fat people AND I knowing I can just be a sick as fuck fat dragon in my awesome fantasy mind palace? #Yea. That helps #That and knowing *eating food is good for me* (get 2500 - 3000 cals day!) and that just eating and wearing clothes and THINGS EVERYONE DOES #Are also things fat people do. Like THANK you fat positive furries #OH AND LETTING FAT PEOPLE BE SLUTTY. FAT FEMBOYS NOW!!!!!!! I'M ONE OF THOSE!!!!! #Fat people feel free to chime in whether you're furries or not

[average-wellington-wellie]

(For Joy) Wait, are you a dishwasher at a pub too?? Or are you just giving Alan a good day in general? Just wondering /gen /nm

OOC:

I’m a dishwasher, but not at a pub! I thought I’d give Alan a job that I have similar experiences to, so I can more accurately write what he has to do at his work. :)

Also, I appreciate you clarifying whether you’re talking to Alan or to me :)

edit: oh, and sometimes Alan deserves a good day, i think :)

#ooc #letters #anonymous #also feel free to ask for a voice acted reply! i’ll just need a little note you want it voiced and i’m more than happy to give it a go

[sybilius]

@leaveharmony​ guys to explore Florida flea markets with?

#i watch nooj for more than just KENTA. HOWEVER #he is my special boy #kenta #shitpost #chatter #(don't know OP on the other post and was not sure if it would step on their toes to reply) #also if you were referring to a different guy feel free to reply with a gif :D

[melmedarda]

I'm curious: What headcanons and fan theories do you guys have about the Medarda family and clan?

#feel free to send and ask or reply to this post #i want to know what you guys are thinking #one of mine is that jago is ambessa's older brother #whoch would make Jae and Mel cousins #i also think that Kino is older than Mel by 2-5 years #also jago left noxus to become a merchant and Ambessa took over as the head of the family in Noxus in his place because he didn't like war #the women in the Medarda family are the fighters while the men are more inclined to other pursuits

[b-a-n-d-e-r]

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#did tumblr just add character limits to...everything? I've been awake for like 20 minutes and I've already been cut off #after like four sentences trying to write both a reply and a message #I'm still fucking miserable about prev tags this is actually fucking upsetting why do they hate us. the users. #we're the ones literally CHOSSING to give them money to stay afloat when it's free to use because we love it #and we get treated like garbage to try to lure in twitter users #that's BAD BUSINESS loyal customers are worth so much more to a business than trying for new people #LET ME COMMUNICATE WITH PEOPLE #OH. ALSO. I tried to use the exciting new feature where you can report anon harrassment #and guess what? straight up does not work. just gave me an error message and wouldn't let me do it

[arrowsperpetualcringe]

mmmm wow, i sure wish my friends would ✨talk to me✨

#texts me when I'm tired and exhausted from work and gets pissy when i don't reply asap #but also leaves me on read and doesn't say shit when im actually active in the group chat and suddenly you wanna be a lurker- #ight b #and aside from this one person everyone else just like #does not care #I'll be like 'hey im finally free wanna talk' #and it's just ' n o ' #like gyat dayum #I probably shouldn't say they don't care #but that's what it feels like #pick on me and vague about me when I'm not available and dodge me when i am #and everyone else is just content to not talk to me.... at all #and not to mention one time a friend was so ready to tell me and make sure I knew that this video game he got was more important than me #like that's actually literally what he said #like I don't expect to be top priority all the time #but goddamn. #idk what to make of this #sometimes i really just contemplate disappearing forever #it feels like that'd be the best option sometimes #because sometimes it doesn't feel like they'd notice anyway #vent #tw: vent #cw: vent #rambling

[glittertrail]

What are some of your favorite specific moments in a tv show or movie that you can watch over and over again?

Like mine are the Jonsa reunion at the wall, the Ted lasso dart scene and the quiet love confession scene from Sleeping with Other People.

THE DART SCENE FOR ME TOO. SO GOOD. Jess and Nick kissing "properly" for the first time in New Girl, the entirety of ep 3 of drag race uk s2 (specially the stupid green dress monologue lmao), from EMDT (spanish tv show) i know the first 2/3 seasons by heart but my favorites are the servicio de habitaciones scene, cervantes and lope de vega fighting and velazquez singing velaske yo soi guapa

#i should watch more tv that isn't drag race related oh my god #other than Abbott elementary i don't think I'm watching anything #also not for tv but my first thought was effie holding haymitch's hand for 0.5 secs in catching fire when you said jonsa #bc i shipped jonsa and hayffie very very hard and effie's still one of my favorite blorbos i rlly wanted her to have the world #and those 0.5 secs looking at haymitch crying lived rent free in my pea sized brain for a long time #replies #not a run of the mill girl #amillcitygirl

[yanwrld]

holy shit i thought you died 😭 where have you been?!?!?!

i'm sorry :( i don't really have a solid reason as to why i disappeared, i just had a lot going on and figured out going mia would be good! i'm not abandoning this blog, i'm still gonna run it, it's just that i won't always be around and i might disappear again in the future u_u

#love letter #you guys are free to ask me for my discord though!! i am more online there than anything #i'll also be checking tumblr mssgs but my replies will be a lot slower than you might think! #sorry again :( #hope you guys are ok though?!?! T_T

[megarywrites]

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#in the tags because i don’t want to make a whole post but if you have thoughts feel free to reply #n e ways #the discourse going around rn about summaries and tropes is interesting and something i’ve thought a lot about #one thing i’m pretty adamantly against is the idea of my books being marketed as q***r rep (hate the q word just in general #but that’s beside the point rn lol) #like if all anyone could say about any of my books is ‘it’s a q***r friends to lovers romance with POC!!!’ like…… #that genuinely says nothing #like?? i’m a lesbian ofc i’m gonna have gay characters? with gay romances??? and having a diverse cast is also a given??? #why is it so hard to talk about the plot of the book? #i get that summaries are hard to write sometimes but skfjskfjd i'm not picking up a book based on vibes and tropes alone andnsk #like take Seafoam for instance #the aforementioned ’summary’ could technically apply to it #but like it doesn’t prepare you for the actual meat of the story #which is a discussion of familial bonds and trauma and female rage and grief and fighting back against ingrained societal misogyny #it would also apply to the next book on the docket; which leans more toward self-discovery and acceptance and becoming confident in #who you are and your general role in society (from four different povs) #there’s so much more to a book than the extreme watered down ‘this book has diversity isn’t that neat!!!’ angle that marketing is now #and if that’s all an author and their audience has to say about the book then……….yikes tbh

[osaemu]

GOJO SATORU: ❛❛ CAN I PUT YOU ON HOLD? ❜❜

.ೃ࿐ he picks up the phone in the middle of fucking you. NSFW

contents: fem!reader. cunniligus, lil' bit of dirty talk and more... i'm too tired to type it all out </3

author's note: idk personally i wouldn't take that.. but i guess i would if it was satoru. anywaysss enjoy

satoru's a busy man — balancing his responsibilities as a teacher and as a sorcerer is no easy task, but he finds a way to make it work.

anyone who's known him for longer than a minute can easily tell that satoru's committed to his line of work. as much as he complains about it, the truth is that it's one of his top priorities. maybe even the first one.

and you get a taste of just how devoted satoru is when he picks up the phone in the middle of fucking you. 

"hello?" satoru cooes, eyes focused on your indignant expression as he holds a finger to his lips. "yeah, i'm free to talk. what is it?"

"free to talk?" you mouth at him incredulously. satoru replies with a wink and grins, enjoying the show. you're still pinned underneath him, bedsheets haphazardly strewn across your body, and satoru savors the sight of you all needy and pouty.

"yeah, take your time," satoru says amusedly to whoever's on the other side of the phone after a moment. when you reach up and swat satoru's chest indignantly, he uses his free hand to pin your wrists above your head, a clear warning in his eyes.

after a couple of mhm's and of course's, the conversation still isn't over. your patience is waning — who is satoru to just stop in the middle of fucking you to pick up a phone call and say that he's free to talk?

you try to distract yourself by thinking about the mindblowing sex you were having just minutes ago. the longing, glassy stares; the red scratch marks down satoru's back; and of course you couldn't leave out the words.

"fuck, you're taking me so well, sweetheart." "atta girl, you're a natural slut, aren't ya?" "your pussy was made to be fucked by me, wasn't it?"

how did that turn into "yeah, make sure the higher-ups know about this, otherwise they'll give me hell for it. mhm"?

after another bland minute, satoru rolls off of you and sits up with his back against the headboard, sheets falling to expose everything from his waist up. 

you whine in impatience, glaring at him like a sullen child. satoru basically just edged you — one second you're about to get to best orgasm of your life, the next you're forced to watch your boyfriend chat on the phone nonchalantly as if he wasn't just moaning your name like a slut three minutes earlier.

satoru shoots a glare at you and pats his lap, pressing a finger to his lips as a reminder to stay quiet.

well then, he shouldn't have picked up the phone in the middle of fucking you.

you scoot yourself into his lap, purposefully positioning yourself so that your pussy just barely rubs against the head of satoru's still-dripping cock.

it's so worth it when you hear satoru inhale a sharp breath and start to squirm under you, somehow both trying to push himself inside but also trying to inch himself away. it's like he can't decide, but the way his face flushes red speaks volumes.

his voice is breathier than normal as he squeezes his watery eyes shut. "yeah yeah, that's perfect. you mind if i put y'on hold for a sec? alright, thanks."

you glance over at satoru as he retracts the phone from his ear and puts it on mute. not even a second later, he's back on you, manhandling you into a position where he can comfortably eat your pussy, a cheeky smile on his lips.

"you think you're so fucking funny, don't ya?" satoru cooes, looking up at you as he eats you out sloppily. a mixture of his saliva and your essence drips down his chin, and the lewd sounds slipping from his lips are pornworthy. the wail that slips out of your lips when satoru bites down on your thigh hard enough to leave a mark is anything but appropriate, especially when he presses his lips back to your pussy and laughs in the middle of tonguefucking you.

"fuck, you're so lucky my phone's on mute right now," satoru groans, still buried in between your thighs. "god, if my old man could hear you now—"

"your dad's on the other end of the phone?!" you gasp, swatting satoru's head and frantically reaching over him to check if the phone was actually on mute — knowing satoru, it could've just slipped his mind. intentionally.

satoru scowls, muttering a reminder for you to stay still while he eats his dessert before rolling his eyes and grumbling "what does it matter?"

"uh, that's embarrassing!" you whine. when satoru nudges his nose against you again, you reluctantly spread your thighs for him so he can continue his meal. satoru mumbles a thanks, but he doesn't respond beyond that.

"satoru!"

"what??"

"don't you have to finish your call?"

satoru sticks out his bottom lip, fixing his cerulean eyes on you and pouting. "you were just complaining about the call and now you want me to go back??"

"it's your dad, satoru," you groan, pushing his shoulders away from your legs and ignoring his protests. "you don't get any more pussy until you finish that damn call."

"i hate you."

"love you lots, baby."

satoru sighs dramatically and unmutes the call, not bothering to respond to his dad's questions with answers longer than a word or two. after another minute of this, his dad finally hangs up and satoru lets out an elated cheer.

he turns to you with a mischievous smirk. 

"now, where were we?"

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