#also. i really love salmon

[frownyalfred]

I love the “Bruce is strong enough to pick up post-Lazarus Jason through sheer will and training” trope obviously, but picture:

Jason and Bruce being so heavy/muscular/fucking big, that they’re the only ones who can pick the other up.

Cue Bruce getting called in anytime Jason’s down and they need to move him. Or Jason getting pointed puppy eyes from Alfred until he sighs and picks Bruce up and carries him to bed after he passes out on the couch.

#Jason secretly loves it #and he’s also proud he’s the only one who can really carry batman #other than metas #like that man is 250+ lbs of muscle #and so is Jason #Jason is a little shorter but he’s DENSE #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #jason todd #batdad #batfam #THOUGHTS #more on that post I had about Bruce picking up his kids #yes this is about the salmon ladder #lol

[hgduo]

AND HGDUO/GOSSIPDUO/QMOCKINGJAYS YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS!!!

#hgduo #gossipduo #qmockingjays #badboyhalo #cellbit #qsmp #listen im rly sad so i need to duo post just a little- I had this queued but swagever im posting it now #prolly up there with k!lckity for dynamics that altered my brain and will haunt me #I think about them so much I’ve had to restraint myself over and over from bringing them up in so many posts you have no idea 😭 #if things continue somehow and things are stable enough that i feel okay watching then great awesome #if not then im so glad it gave me them- not only a great roleplay duo but also just good vibes I loved them #just a millenniums old demon and the funny little cat he found on a battlefield solving mysteries and eating people ;u; #gif #maybe tomorrow i'll change my url just cuz idk #I wish we could've gotten more with them... they really are great together- maybe we will- qsmp or not #anyway I have salmon that's gonna go bad unless if I cook it like... right now LOL!

[way2gosuperrstarr]

call that uhhhh heavy metal lover (do you get it..... because.... theyre robots.... so theyre.... chunks of......... heavy metal.............. haha)

done after a couple days of work :3 pleassee enjoyyyy 🦐

closeups under cut

#salmon scribbles #my art #thats also the song that inspired me to draw this #so #yeah #i thought i was funny #i was literally thinking about that joke the entire time i was drawing #im really proud of this #its been a really long time since ive like. really loved something i made #yea #my friend said it looked like a webtoon cover and i ^_^ #made me happy #:) #this is my first time trying to schedule a post so when youre seeing this im probably SCHNOOZING #maybe #dca fandom #fnaf dca #fnaf daycare attendant #sundrop #moondrop #sun fnaf #moon fnaf #sundrop x y/n #moondrop x y/n #five nights at freddy’s security breach #five nights at freddy's #fnaf security breach

[girlboyburger]

i am returning from my preliminary touring-places-before-moving trip in portland today and. wow? hello? i feel brighter and more alive than i have in a very, very long time.

i took walks every day, blasted through a lot of my queue, spoke to both friends and strangers, ate regularly...

happiness is real and it's where i can see the mountains and the trees and the queers wherever i turn. i've never seen so many trans flags in one place- it's *still* kind of mind blowing?? so much sentiment of good community and kindness that's REAL.

and. did i mention the beautiful trees? the mountains? the world feels HUGE when there's actually something to see on the horizon..

so, so excited to be here soon. to be home soon.

i'll miss you, beautiful portland <3 :,0] till next time

#moo.txt #for some reason this went to drafts instead of posting so now i get to add more tags #i am. so so so excited to LIVE #everyone here is so nice. and when they're not nice it's very obviously not transphobia theyre just not nice #the air is crisp and clean and the rain is fresh and is sooo so lovely to walk in or sleep to #i love the wet and the adventure and the food #and ive not ONCE felt unsafe here. ive had walks alone nearly every single night. whowouldathunk a lotttt of the hubbabaloo i heard abt the #city rlly is just hubbabaloo from weird conservatives who r convinced cities r the reason why crime exists #aaoo #also the food here... ive never had poke and i had poke yesterday #holy fuck you can just get a big bowl of delicious salmon??? life really is beautiful

[moeblob]

Karen: LMAO every guy I meet reminds me of my big brothers that's so funny except if Paul is already my brother and you're also a brother that's a bit awkward, huh Hot bartender: THATS MOVING REALLY FAST AND I LIKE YOU AS A PERSON BUT - Karen: having my brothers date would be SO WEIRD Hot bartender: Well on the bright side I literally cannot speak more than five words to him so we aren't dating because he's so cute

(Everyone else: that is somehow the most depressing bright side we never want to hear)

#my characters #oops i fell in love #I just think its really funny how i view so many of the cast as either the only child or #somehow still the only child but with twin cousins that he grew up with somewhat like siblings but is older than them #and then THESE TWO LOSERS (beloveds) are definitely younger siblings #there is no way Karen developed her personality without the help of older brothers #there is also a very funny and agonizing thing where she is super single cause she can't view a guy as more than a brother #she meets an asshole and is like wow just getting huge brother vibes from him wtf #and meets the nicest man possible and is like HOW IS HE ALSO LIKE A BROTHER I WILL NEVER LOVE ROMANTICALLY #and she has all of the guy friends and its very clear if they were interested she has long since friendzoned them #but its fine because they all are also convinced that shes exactly what it would be like to have a brother #so its fine its all good no one really agonizes over not romancing her and she just as a found family in everyone #hi my name is salmon and you may recall my feheroes experience where i want to give a certain male all of the siblings #the sibling adopter extraordinaire ? yeah thats basically karen now that i think about it #you know one time at work at my first job there was a girl who had a crush on a guy and we all worked the same shift a lot #and one day she was whining because he was so friendly to me and he looks at the girl straight faced and says #ITS BROS BEFORE HOES aint that right and im like uh huh sure thats exactly right #and later i told him i really wanted to know where she went wrong because i had a crush on him in school until he opened his mouth #and hes like yeah sucks to wanna date me you made the right choice #and i just ..... will never forget that weird guy #he saw me in a hoodie once and goes NO WAY I HAVE THE SAME ONE and then makes sure he brings it in next time we work together to prove it #he was like an annoying younger brother to me and i thought it was very funny that apparently i too am a sibling to him #i might be adopted and i might be biased but i think everyone could use an adopted sibling that they dont live with #thats a special bond ok im just sayin #also sorry its so late tonight i had some uhhhhhh problems haha

[beannary]

i bought some salmon dip at the farmers market the other day and by the other day i mean yesterday and i decided to have some today and tell me why i ate this entire tub of salmon dip in one day

#bean babbles #it was really good #it was like a salmon cream cheese #but it also had just full pieces of salmon in it #i love salmon so much #ive been trying to eat more fish and well i definitely ate a whole lot of fish today

[snailfen]

BLEURGH anyone else in that weird state where they dont wanna draw cus they keep getting frustrated

#i havent drawn anything in maybe 2 weeks i think. but also thats cus of SQUID GAMES ‼️ #i love salmon run so much <- got knocked out of profreshional +2 after being on a winning streak #last time i tried drawing it went. Really bad and i closed csp out of frustration #i might do something easy like a drawing meme to try and ease back into it #i wanna draw objectheads I WANNA DRAW OBJECTHEADS SO BADLY but i havent done that for like a year and a half so its Hard. help me #mossball.txt #not really a vent honestly just talking nd shit

[nightnightsleeptight]

Twins - my silly thoughts on the colour coding!

So, I've been seeing lots about colour coding in Twins - blue, red and yellow for the twins and other lead respectively. I've been seeing a few theories today here about shows I am watching or have seen that are fascinating and I have so much respect for all the thought that goes into such posts! You guys are awesome!

I've had my own less impressive and highly silly thoughts on those colours too though!

The team colours are yellow and blue right?

I am so sorry but all I can think of are the old Dublin buses which are a beautiful yellow and blue! My family both sides of the Irish sea prefer the red buses of London but I think those pale in comparison to the glorious yellow and blue of a Dublin bus!

Although, I have beef with Transport For Ireland (TFI) for switching the blue out for green in newer buses. Ew. I fear the next visit to Dublin there'll be no more pretty blue and yellow buses.

ALSO ALSO ALSO!

A funny little coincidence I remembered before posting is that Ryan (First's actor) is half Irish!

Look - a beautiful Dublin bus on Samuel Beckett bridge! Such a pretty bridge - I adore it! I dream of taking a night walk here with a loved one, whether that's my mum, other family, friends or a future lover!

#dublin bus #twins the series #i will keep watching for sprite if nothing else because he's too goofy i love him so much! #also i want more of mina #is it too much to ask for her and salmon to maybe possibly interact more so i can see more of both their iconic expressions?!?! #why do i find this so funny like it's PURE COINCIDENCE that Dublin buses are yellow + blue and their team colours are y+b also #ALSO RYAN IS HALF IRISH WOAH IMMA ADD THIS TO THE POST BEFORE I FORGET AND POST IT BECAUSE THAT DESERVES A MENTION #too many coincidences here heh! perhaps i really was meant to stick with this show #I'll pretend they modelled the colours of the team by Dublin's buses #even though that's highly unlikely!!! #because i can get a little laugh out of it every time i think that image up!

[sqlmn]

ANYWAY I'm sorry that my alpha/omega post on main made me realize there's much worse things I've personally said. Like that one time I just said "oh do you know what vore is" to a manager at work and received the most visceral whiplash I have ever gotten from a guy. And then there was this third guy who was talking to the manager and had no idea what it meant and thankfully I don't think he cared enough to remember the word after the manager and I very openly expressed our disappointment in each other for knowing it.

We genuinely had a moment of the pointing Spiderman meme after I asked it because he was so appalled that I knew the word while /I/ felt vindicated since HE KNEW IT TOO???? then we just resigned our disappointment to being more chill.

#oops i fell in love #to be fair to me the manager learned that i used to have an mmo character named salmon king #and would jokingly go ITS THE SALMON KING when he saw me #and the story was basically i changed accounts to a character named tuna king #and in a dungeon one time with a guy i knew from hs in a skype call #one of the two random people in the dungeon started off saying he wanted to eat me #so i very casually typed #im not into vore. thanks for the offer but ill have to pass #and got yelled at on skype for being Like That so like #its fitting to also get yelled out BEFORE i even tell the story because it really is just not something you should say #but the moral of the story is i made the other player go omfg and got both player commendations in the end #so i really did just win with that reply even if my manager did groan into his hand #after i told him the story and was like no no why are you like this dont be like this #and thats a victory on its own

[skyplayssplatoon3]

Man idk what it is about 3 specifically that makes me feel like not only I -lost- skill in the game but that I'm just generally having less fun overall save for Splatfests and things 😔

I just can't keep up like I used to, Splatoon 2 is where I peaked and since then it feels like I'll never get back up to where I was

I'm really resonating with the folks who are bailing out some days

(Don't worry, I 100% plan on taking a good break away from it, I know my limits, it's just a little sad)

#SquidWhaling #I love this game I do and I wanna keep playing but when I'm having fun less than it's not fun I gotta know when to walk away #It's just...too different for me now I think #Not to say Splatoon 2 was 'better' but it was better for ME I guess cause the maps were bigger and things weren't so cramped #And X Rank wasnt so varied now it used to be a more close-range scoring system #And also I didn't have to fight Gold X Badges down in like S Rank /bricked #It may just not be my scene anymore...Sad cause I rly did enjoy the competitive part of it for a long time but #I think my competitive spirit's finally too shaken to really keep that energy #Back to just playin Salmon Run and Splatfests I think #ANYWAY SORRY FOR THE RAMBLE this has actually eaten at me for a few months #Pls take breaks if you feel anything like I do I am boutta go back to Pokemon and Zelda /bricked

[raineedayss]

splatoon fans who know the lore, quick question-

would i, hypothetically, be able to have a character based off a pelican/gulper eel that still has the humanoid features of an inkling/octoling?

#splatoon 1/2/3 #also i keep forgetting the difference between inklings and octolings besides the hair choices so if i could get an explanation that would b #really nice #oc #splatoon oc #i just really wanna have cool big mouthed girlie who works at grizzco (<-hates their job) but im making SURE it would work in canon #cause i find making an oc who hates doing salmon runs/big runs/whatever you wanna call them while i #the creator of the oc #LOVES doing salmon runs #really funny.

[xisanamii]

yosen's double-ace is good at making brown-haired people under 182cm a little flustered

(also thanks rabbit's sexy big humongous galaxy brain for giving birth to murasaku. i haven't been the same since then.)

#himuro tatsuya #murasakibara atsushi #sakurai ryou #murasaku #himueri #kagari erika (oc) #salmon arts #well eri's a fake brown haired person but i digress #i am so normal about murasaku too #(hint: i am Not normal i really love them... need to write them more) #also this does not leave the tags but i am also grateful to rabbit for encouraging me to post art more. twas hard in the beginning #post art of self indulgent things i mean* i have no issues otherwise #also eri's ahoge is getting bigger every time i draw her. soon it will overtake the entire canvas. cackling #knb #kuroko no basket #for the tag readers murasaku is just. think about it. in rabbit's wise words: the most chill nonbothered person in the world #with the most anxious blorbo? balance is key #TEARS SHIRT APART i love my yosen ships lol i didn't have another moriliu thing here but if i did. it'd go here #along with the mido/taka tbh #im sleep deprived

[caluski]

Why is it so expensive to have a fun low cholesterol diet :( like half the recipes u can find online are like, you should eat a lot of [one of the most expensive types of fishes] and [very expensive fruits and veggies] or [vegan alternatives to meat that are also very expensive and also often hard to find] !!!!!!! Helpppppp.....

#I LOVE salmon and tuna and all sorts of nuts and avocadoes and fiber rich fruits and whatnot #But my god its all so so so so expensive I can feel my blood pressure rising every time I try to make a meal plan #Also I just really fucking need a bunch of ideas for depression meals 😭 #But it's so hard because like most of the recipes online have like a million ingredients #Like it's not just grab a block of tofu and eat it. But it's like everything is a salad or soup or stew #Where the cooking doesn't take much time but the preparations are so exhausting #Who has the time and money to have all those veggies and fruits and protein at your home always #God I'm getting so depressed just thinking about it all #pogaduchy

[way2gosuperrstarr]

i am thinking thoughts

do sun and moon have smell sensors ???? could it help with detecting allergens easier ????? maybe ?? just random thoughts for today

prompted by the fact my soap is strawberry scented. cringe, i know

#sun fnaf #sundrop fnaf #sundrop x yn #sundrop x y/n #y/n fnaf #fnaf y/n #fnaf security breach #i am thinking so many thoughts #this is really poorly drawn but i just wanted to get my idea out #also its poorly executed #as you can tell my dialogue skills are impeccable (lying) #im amazing with words (also lying) #i love this stupid robot #salmon scribbles

[midnite-enjoyer]

you ever just make a spontaneous crossover AU and then proceed to get Very attached to a bunch of OCs you made for it

#this is about my Splatoon Ben 10 AU #I love the salmon squad so much #and also the two random original villains I made #(a guy who attacks Tableturf tournaments because they're miffed their sibling isn't getting in) #(and then the semi-literal vampire squid who feeds on negative emotions) #I really gotta draw these guys. particularly the squad

[moeblob]

This is really weird but like hello hi I like games that let you make a protag design then let you design someone else to be like. Your follower/ally. And you can make em different heights. I feel the need EVERY TIME to make a tiny protag and a tall secondary character.

I also am so weak for the secondary being non-human, too. Please let me love my weird companions.

#freedom wars #this is outta nowhere supposedly but like lmao i tried a different game and i was just reminded of fw #and im like dang i really liked my sinner who got the title accessory-obsessive and never changed it #weird fact of while i prefer to be called salmon myself very much so?? #i named my sinner in fw something different then named my accessory salmon #he was the love of my life #i still love him tbh #he hates me for spending my life running around not fighting abductors bc im too busy gathering #its true i drew a comic for it ages ago #im a useless wittle fella #my wonderful prison warden beloved salmon hello i love you all these years later #its like in dd:da where you have the arisen and pawn #there is something deep in me that has a profound love for my pawn my beloved weird humanoid pal #listen i just like having tiny trouble makers and tall rule abiders who are very done with my antics #bc tbh i suck at games i am so bad at playing games if my life depended on being good at games i would die #theres also a secret third game that i am very much not mentioning out of shame that i started last night where you can do this #and my only complaint is i made the mc a guy and the other guy a guy and i feel so sad #that the height gap isnt as big as it was in fw and ddda #im not gremlin enough in the secret third game