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notadwarf-planet · 4 months
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hatchetfield text posts pt.4
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notbecauseofvictories · 2 months
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I watched Gentlemen Prefer Blondes out of an excess of boredom and unwillingness to do any of the things I actually have to do today, and (a) it really is staggering how attractive Marilyn Monroe is, even when next to Jane Russell; (b) Jane Russell is tall. Not excessively (wikipedia says she was 5'7" and intensely Christian, also surprising) but she's taller than most of her castmates and it shows; and also (c) I found out that it was based on Anita Loos' novel by the same name, which was a thinly-veiled send up of the Roaring 20s, with her writing her contemporaries into the stories. This does make me feel slightly robbed, because I think this film would be even more interesting if it was set in the 20s, America hovering on the cusp of financial ruin and partying with increasing, feverish hope of no tomorrow; Lorelei being aggressively cavalier about everything except having money, and dragging her more sensible, if sarcastic, co-conspirator around Europe with her.
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hoffmanstits-enjoyer · 9 months
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Nick, engaging in intense eye contact with Monroe: the sluttiest thing a man can do is know how to cook delicious vegetarian meals
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tristansarchive · 9 months
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It's the way you move I knew I would stay with you After just one touch The way you move has got me stuck Stuck
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lilalbatross · 1 year
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letthestorieslive · 2 years
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Asked by anon : Nolan + hot pink, cyan and purple
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write-nerdy-to-me · 1 year
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yeah i watch virgin river for the plot
the plot:
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pikablob · 8 months
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For the blorbo bingo: Kaisa (Hilda), Vanessa (fnaf), Grace (infinity train), and if I may be very self indulgent….. Lucas (my brain?)
Kaisa:
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Vanessa:
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Grace:
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Lucas: (sib you can always be self-indulgent :))
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dogkin · 2 years
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May I offer you a chalkboard Elric in these trying times?
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Extra under the cut!
version without color!
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sweet-as-kiwis · 10 months
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Choosing a kitten to adopt is ROUGH
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softgrungeprophet · 1 year
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i don't mean to be totally salty 😂 i like the CONCEPT of felicia's dress in theory (though like i said, i find mj's to be a bit boring, especially compared to some of her past Looks; it's not ugly but the way it's drawn is a bit bland, though i imagine IRL if it was like huge coin-like gold sequins etc it would probably look amazing) but i'm not a big fan of how Fel's dress looks in execution (which may just be an art style problem) and her hair looks awful no matter which way you slice it.
the idea of a cat-ear neckline is so fun, but, idk i am simply not vibing with it 😔
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bericas · 2 years
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(&/or) 5 + Violet?
Violet is good at running. She always had been.
It hadn't been hard, at first. She'd always had Garrett with her.
It hadn't been that hard after he'd died, either.
Scott McCall had found her half-dead and taken her pain until she hadn't been anymore, despite the hard voice of the man with him telling him not to. She hadn't thought much of it at the time, but she'd realized later that McCall had probably been expecting to give her a painless death.
Instead, he'd taken enough pain that her body could start working again. The nagual had gotten her claws deep enough into Violet that her body had started working differently.
Garrett, she'd guessed, hadn't gotten so lucky.
When Violet had closed her eyes and not died, but woken back up in what she would learn later was the McCall house, everything had been so much louder than it'd used to be, and she'd heard their hushed voices debating what they should do with her, now that it's just her left. They'd been stupid enough to put her in a room with a window and say, where she could hear, that she had nothing left to lose.
She hadn't stuck around long enough to find out what they would decide.
She hadn't settled down until she'd gotten herself halfway across the country. Chicago had seemed far enough. Empty enough, too—not enough forest to hold a nemeton and a big enough population that whatever other supernatural stragglers found their way here anyway couldn't be significant.
Together, she and Garrett had made more than enough money to keep them both comfortable, and it's only her, now. So she settles into an apartment and forges the paperwork necessary to skip ahead to her senior year so she can finish high school, start college, and keep her head down.
It takes just over a year, one week into college, for her to open her apartment door to find that she's been found.
It's insulting, actually, giving the disarray of the boys—because that's what they are, young enough to be in high school—in her living room. One holds the other in a headlock while the other desperately swats at his leg.
She takes advantage of the chaos to get a good look at them. They don't seem armed, but she's sure they must be. If they're smart enough to find her, they're smart enough to know what they'll find.
She hasn't had her garrotte in a long time, given it's a known weapon of the Orphans. She always carries a knife—a mainstay from Garrett—but she thinks they might be too quick to react if they know how prepared she is, so she leaves it strapped to her thigh.
Instead, she quietly closes the front door behind her, flicks just the bottom lock back on since they'd broken the chain to get in, and grabs the vase off of the catch-all table next to the entrance. She takes a second to be annoyed about it—she likes this vase—then smashes it against the wall.
Their attention jumps to her, and all at once they're both standing, scrambling for their weapons. With much more grace, she bends to grab a shard for each of her hands, and they've just about managed to arm themselves by the time she's stood back up.
"What the hell," she asks mildly, "did I just walk into?"
"A diversion," she hears a woman's voice say, then she feels something sting her neck. She looks, sluggishly now, to find the source of a voice.
The woman is smirking. She doesn't take her eyes off of Violet as she praises the boys, "Good work, Gabe. Nolan. I heard she's a runner."
Violet is good at running. If they hit her with something she'll wake back up from, they'll learn just how good she is at fighting, too.
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0 interest in House of the Dragon but it *is* fun seeing a family of platinum blonde war criminals jump from personal crisis to constitutional crisis in real time via gifs on my dash and just make up my own story like a 1200s peasant looking at a stained glass window in my liegelord's cathedral. It's like my Dracula Daily.
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oscar-writes-stuff · 3 months
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Random tip for writers
Keep a running list of every name you like. Literally every time you hear or come up with a name you like, write it down. You can like color code it by gender if you want, I like to keep it neutral.
After a while you have dozens to choose from and every time you’re writing something you can just scroll through and see what fits. You don’t have to go through the horrifying ordeal of actually coming up with a name for every character on the spot.
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avalon821 · 11 months
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Final Boss outfit Monroe?
Date night Freya?
Final boss Monroe I feel like would differ depending on the circumstances around the fight. If it’s supposed to be more light and fun, kinda like a dual with a mentor (but not in a sad way), she’s got a lot of fabrics and jewelery. Very flow-y and worldly traveler-y (different pieces and homages to different cultures). If it’s more of a tragic hero cut down/ enslaved/ brainwashed/ whatevered in her prime it’s the same but more torn, tarnished, dirty, and faded. If it’s a villain look I feel like there’s two flavors, one where you play into her anger at her circumstances (in which case it’s similar to the aforementioned one but with a hard edge of pirate) or go for more of her imposter syndrome kinda collapses in on her and her look gets drained of her personality (in which case it’s leeched of most of its color, doesn’t have any flow-y items or jewelery, and her hair would be cut extremely short)
Freya would wear a nice dress that’s has a lower neckline on a date. It’s likely a nice rich purple. She’ll take a nice shawl (likely with a floral design) in case it gets cold. Simple jewelery and makeup.
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astrobydalia · 6 months
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Spicy astro observations pt. II
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If you’re new to astrology you should know that Mars is sex drive but Venus rules desire and pleasure. In mythology, Venus was considered the goddess of erotic love and hedonistic desire. Venus in your chart also indicates how and what type of things you enjoy and find pleasure in, so this planet can be very telling of the type of vibe that gets you in the mood
Personally, my take on this is:
Mars = how you like the fucking to be
Venus = how you like the treatment to be
Venus+Mars = how you like sex overall
Pluto/Scorpio in the 12th house often times have shameful sexual experiences and/or sexual affairs that nobody will ever know about
Mutable Mars are the ones that tend to have a rather depraved or perverted sex drive. They're just down for almost anything
I've noticed your moon sign reaaaaally shines through in sex. Like, a lot. For example Aries moons love the "right here right now" kinda sex and tend to be really fond of bold and nonchalant advances. Gemini Moon like to switch. Love to be surprised and loves teasing/mindgames. Capricorn moons will dominate, etc
Not be stereotypical but… Aries Mars will fuck anyone anywhere anytime. Will really go from 0 to 100 literally anytime. They like to fuck around but are loyal in a relationship from what I’ve seen. Every single one I’ve met was the kinda person to be very nonchalant when discussing sex, will be very vocal about being horny, their experiences, etc
Scorpio mars 🤝 lowkey behaving like a sexual predator with the person they’re interested in 😭 I swear their behaviors can get creepy if they’re attracted to you. Someone i know with this placement was asked why she was still single and she jokingly replied “guess I haven’t found a prey yet”
Mercury in the 1st house/Mercury dominant/Gemini placements you guys seriously need to STOP smirking at me like that and making me laugh or else I won’t be responsible for what happens next
>>No but seriously people forget how universally attractive mercurial energy really is. Sexual arousal starts in the brain and these mf know how to charm and enchant and they just naturally have a very endearing energy to them. Many sex symbols and models have gemini placements (Marilyn Monroe, Naomi Campbell, Megan Fox, Jennifer Lopez...)
Taurus Moon/Mars/Venus enjoy slow and possessive sex. With them you can expect hickeys, lip biting, grabbing parts of your body...
Scorpio Venus/Mercury could have a degrading kink 🫢 specially when mixed with Virgo placements. They love filthiness of being treated like/treating their partner like a little hooker
Mars-Neptune people get sexually aroused by pain, but they usually like their partner inflicting pain to them, not necessarily inflict pain to their partner
Ive noticed Virgo Mars don't necessarily wish to dominate but they can tend to end up taking the lead in bed. They want to please and ‘do a good job’ so they often be like “don’t worry babe I got this"
Women with Lilith aspecting ASC/Sun = "the only kinda girl they see is a one-night or a wife". They felt like everyone wanted to touch them but nobody wanted to love them. Those suitors who did want to "love" them thought of the Lilith person as someone who needs "taming" through marriage or only saw them as a sexual trophy. Kinda like Cassie from Euphoria. This is why I've very commonly seen these women usually take a long time to actually marry or be in a serious relationship
I’ve said this before too but as per my observation Lilith women I’ve seen didn’t really have a dark and sexual look/personality to them at all, quite the opposite they all had very angelic vibe/appearance specially when younger. But underneath all this innocent energy there was always something about them that was blatantly seductive and desirable so people project this Lilith persona onto them. It’s almost like society corrupts them and only sees them as something fuckable
In my experience, when it comes to performance those with domicile or exalted mars tend to overpromise and underdeliver while those with debilitated mars are the opposite (underpromise and overdeliver). Take that as you will.
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I'm gonna talk about Pisces for a second cause I'm so sick of all this feet nonsense 😭🤚🏼
Pisces venus,mars,moon are closed off sexually but will literally let you do anything if you make them feel like it’s safe to surrender to you. These natives always remind me of hentai girls and the ahegao face
Also, I've always thought Anastasia from fifty shades of grey is a great depiction of Pisces Venus (both in and out of the bedroom)
I’ve seen a lot of people saying Pisces could like to have sex while drunk or on drugs but they actually don’t need to. Sexual pleasure itself could actually make them feel “drunk” or out of it without being under the influence. They overall enjoy feeling out of control of themselves, drunk with desire
Pisces/Neptune/12th house influence on Mars/Venus/Pluto/5th house/8th house, Mars/Pluto ruling 12th house: they are actually hard to please in bed because they desire to experience otherworldly ecstasy and may go out of their way to find it through different things (drugs, alcohol, emotional intimacy, pain, spirituality, etc.), hence the previous observation. They tend push boundaries and enjoy very odd stuff similar to Aquarius but the difference here is that Pisces is not detached, they have a tendency to romanticize any sort of kink and turn it into a deeply intimate experience, all of this as an attempt to take them closer to ecstasy.
Libra placements need to feel like they look pretty while doing it like those romantic sex scenes in movies that's why they like partners who are conventionally attractive. This doesn't necessarily mean they're vanilla but they like to perform in a way that make both parties look flattering, if they or their partner look or act too crazy/wild/messy it can actually turn them off
Also Libra/Taurus/Cancer Venus, Moon, Mars don’t like to feel disrespected!!! Doesn’t matter what they’re into sexually, they need their partner to be mindful, caring and appreciative of them and their pleasure in and out of the bedroom
Cancer placements are sooooo passionate in bed much like fire signs but only if they have feelings for you. Also, they aren't always submissive?? Yes they might want to be babied and cared for but depending on other placements they can very much dominate and take the role of care-giver and provider
People associate Neptune to porn and I don’t disagree (cause fantasies and stuff), but I’ve noticed it’s actually Mars-Uranus/Aquarius Mars and Uranus/Aquarius in the 8th house the ones who actually wanna have sex like they do in porn. That sort of more kinky, rough and emotionally detached sex
Is it just me or Sagittarius rising women are always involved in some sex scandal and constantly sexualized? I mean Kim K, Paris Hilton, Jennifer Lawrence, Scarlett Johanson… I also personally know many Sag rising women who have this “naughty girl” reputation iykwim
Venus-Moon aspects in a man’s chart is the womanizer aspect 100%. Same with men with domicile or exalted Venus and/or Moon. Their sex appeal is very charming, non-intimidating and welcoming so women easily feel soothed by their presence. If underdeveloped they will be very cringe and will tend to make inappropriate advances. I've seen this a lot in men who had a habit of objectifying women. They're horny af and don't hide it, tend to go for conventionally attractive women that can provide satisfaction to all their senses and desires
Saturn influence on Venus/Mars are VERY sensual. They like to keep the pacing very steady without losing momentum
Lilith conjunction to inner placements in synastry will always give that cat and mouse dynamics in a relationship. The Lilith person specially will want to often tease, seduce and even play mind-games to the planet person which causes a lot of sexual intrigue
If, like me, you expected fire in the the 8th house to be the most active in bed then you thought WRONG. It's the exact opposite actually. They demand to be pleased and can actually be the type to just sit back and enjoy
Aries Moon/Venus men are huge bottoms (unless chart says otherwise). They are attracted to a very bold and confident woman that can put him in his place
Earth signs are the freakiest actually. Think about it, earth rules the 3D, the tangible physical world, so it makes sense for these signs to be the most attached to sensuality and exploring physical pleasures in different ways. Honestly people with prominent earth (mars, Venus, moon specially) are always SO hot and sexy, they ooze sensuality and I've noticed they tend to be the most generous in bed, they're all about providing baby
Lilith women can be particularly fond of the cowgirl position
Idk why everyone is so hooked up on 8th house synastry for sexual matters and never talk about 12th house. I've seen this overlay a lot more in couples, specially when Mars/Venus/Moon is here. There is A LOT of unspoken tension and attraction, this house overlay is very haunting in all cases from what I've seen, specially for the house person. This person may wake up desires you didn't even know you had and will randomly loom in your memory forever
Scorpio Mars is sexually overrated I said what I said. No, they're not bad in bed but they're definitely not the sexual gods people make them out to be. What's exciting about being with these natives is the energy, anticipation and passion more than anything (also they last a reeeeaaally long time), but once they get in the act they get completely driven by their lust and desire which makes their performance a bit animalistic and reckless. They tend to be the type to go straight into the crotch area and forget any other kind foreplay and stimulation. Being with them will feel like sleeping with a very horny person that is having sex for the very first time in their lives. They're also not as freaky as people make them out to be, sure they're open to trying stuff but idk there's something about them that is low-key a bit conservative and closed off (which is fine)
Virgo, Pisces and Cancer Lilith are the type to act innocent before/during/after doing the most filthy shit
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