At some point as a child I just decided Alton Brown was gay. I have no idea when or why. So now I'm watching cutthroat kitchen and he's like "make a quesadilla with my wife's hair straightener". Anyways did y'all know Alton Brown isn't gay 'cause I fucking didn't.
We have here a set of lockers, and, surprise, they're locked up tight. Some of them contain some pretty useful stuff: pie crust, sugar, and so on. Some of them are...less useful, like this one, which contains a CD for Sublime's album Santeria.
Win this auction, and your opponent will have to give up their basket and fumble with this full keyring to find usable ingredients in these lockers.
I came upon the Stove Top Mac-n-Cheese recipe from Alton Brown a few years ago. I decided to cook this gooey, cheesy macaroni and cheese since it appeared to be simple to prepare. To be honest, I'm incredibly happy. This dish is tasty, creamy, and comforting. It makes me really happy, and I'm sure that it would make just about anyone else happy as well. This meal is fantastic, in my opinion.
The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating. –John Walters
Why are the best chefs always fucked up Republicans does decadent food make u think the Holocaust is fake? Does a refined pallet suddenly make u hate gays? If I ate a beautiful juicy date wrapped in grass fed fatty prosciutto then topped with a balsamic reduction and garnished with cracked pepper and sea salt would I rush to fuck over the homeless???
I feel like we need to revisit the way that Alton Brown is dismayed at people being upset that something featured as a sabotage is in fact, not a great kitchen appliance.