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[itsbrittanybiitch]

Incorrect AATC Quotes 3

I will continue to do these until I die

Dave: I hope you three have an explanation for this.

Alvin: We have three actually.

Dave: Pick your favorite.

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Alvin: I'll have to read Simon's book.

Alvin: And I swore never to read again after "To Kill A Mockingbird" gave me NO helpful advice!

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Simon: Who's going to buy groceries this time?

Theodore: Me!

Simon: No.

Theodore: Why not?

Simon: Because last week, I sent you to buy gas and instead you bought novelty cookie cutters, so now everything we eat is dinosaur and Christmas tree shaped.

Alvin: *eating a Christmas tree shaped pizza* Is there a problem?

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Brittany: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up.

Alvin: You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.

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Eleanor: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy.

Eleanor: Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

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Alvin: I am the most responsible one in this group.

Eleanor: But you just set the kitchen on fire.

Alvin: Yes and I take full responsibility for that.

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Simon: Are you nervous?

Jeanette: Yeah.

Simon: Is it your first time?

Jeanette: No, I've been nervous many times.

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Alvin: Guys, don't worry....I'll handle this

Alvin: *ruins everything*

(The last one is from thebootydiaries. Also Jeanette and Simon are holding hands for the first time and you all know it.)

Thank you Emily btw for sending me some of these!

#you could also probably switch eleanor with brittany and still have it fit #the last one is every episode of this show #alvin and the chipmunks #aatc #chipmunks #alvin seville #simon seville #theodore seville #brittany miller #jeanette miller #eleanor miller #dave seville #alvittany #simonette #alvinor sorta