#always have a salad

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

man. the deep Affection and Tenderness in your heart when you look at your best friend - am i right fellas

#can we say that we're in love with our best friends (&/or others) without it being taken with Romantic Context. huh #being in love doesn't mean romance. cmon now #anyway barnaby having very deep feelings for wally will always be a concept that Kills me. #me n who. ME N WHO. #do u ever lay in the grass and gaze at your best friend and feel such unparalleled contentedness... #wailing... wailing So loudly rn... #scribble salad #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #cant wait for things to go so badly <3 #cant wait for their relationship to Probably Maybe In Some Shape Or Form crash & burn <3 #it'd hurt so so badly but ohhhhh im a tragedy enjoyer

[bumblingbabooshka]

TUVOKTOBER Day 2: Lunch Break [Interrupted]

#tuvoktober #bea art tag #1000% directly inspired by that post about how Tuvok should eat tupperwear salad like a teacher #It's so true!! He literally WAS a teacher !!! #he's listening to monks chanting - his favorite music bc he's a gd freak #It's SO his favorite that Neelix knows about it. I really wanna know how he knows. #Probably 'he just asked him' but funnier: They went on an away mission and he had monk chanting playing the whole time #Neelix: (internal) This is fucking hell on earth (positive spin) At least I know his favorite music! #Everyone whose been in an older relative's car as they blast choir music (the car is always SO hot) understands #it's torture but also it's kind of comforting??? it always makes me want to got to sleep #Tuvok seems like he eats salad without dressing (maybe a light drizzle of like lemon or vinegar on top) and looks down on people #who do otherwise <3 annooooying <3 #Janeway: (early in their knowing each other) Can I join you~? I'm also having a salad! #<- did this specifically to try & bond with him #Tuvok: -gazes pointedly at how much dressing she put on it- I could hardly tell.

[acediee]

If he didn’t know any better, he would think that you were telling him that you cared about what he was saying.

#shino #aburame shino #shino aburame #team Kurenai #naruto #naruto shippuuden #aburame #another fic fanart! #dude... maybe bc I read an old wiki page but from childhood till now I always thought his fav food was just wintermelon? #i never questioned why the focal dish in the fic was salad? like maybe it fit his vibes or smth?? #I found out only a few days ago and was like :OO... KID ME READ THAT WIKI PAGE LIKE CRAZY TOO DAMNS 😭 #anw I love this fic a ton too 👍🏻 since it's sfw I can drop the title as well! #honey stand from phoenix_is_rising #I have a lot more shino art to post + a lot of comms I did over the past month but I just need to find the energy LOL #my art #artists on tumblr #illust #illustration #had this one sitting unposted for AGES mb

[respectthepetty]

Listen, I'm about to show my true colors right now.

If my kind (virgin) friend started talking to a known fuckboi who I had slept with once and invited him to EVERYTHING that we did as a friend group then that fuckboi got on stage and asked my friend to be his boyfriend in front of a bar full of drunk strangers after ONE WEEK of talking, I too would look like this.

Boston's expression didn't even read any deeper to me than a simple "What is this fuckery?" because I too would question what the fuck was unfolding before my eyes. We came out to drink and party, and here this idiot is interrupting our fun times (Why did Mew invite him in the first place?! Did he even check with the homies or did he just drag this man along without a group consensus?) to make a scene.

Gross.

Mew already said if he slept with Top, he would be obsessed, but Mew invited Top to EVERYTHING after one night of eating ice cream together, so . . . reel it in, kid. Nam doesn't have her girlfriend showing up to all the friend shit, so why is Mew just allowing this guy to tag along to EVERYTHING?!

Does Top not have his own friends to hang out with? Does he even have friends?! If not, that's a red flag, babe! But you wouldn't know that after ONLY ONE WEEK!!!!!

These reactions are reasonable.

These reactions are not.

From a fellow slut, I get it Boston. I would want to continue fucking Top too. But, Mew, we all thought you had standards!

Nothing makes me more disgusted than losing a friend to a dick like this.

I don't care if Ray is in love with Mew. This response was reasonable.

Team We Don't Like Your Boyfriend Who You Have Known for Only One Week!

but we'd fuck him though

#only friends #I'm not even joking #As the days of the week passed and Top kept showing up #I became more upset #Like why is this man at everything now! #Does he not have his own friends?! #Don't be that friend Mew who drags their boyfriend to every single friend thing #WE DON'T LIKE THIS MAN! #yet here he always is #Mew is about to get kicked outta the groupchat for this behavior #Mew can love Top all he wants #but can he do it not in front of my salad

[aro-culture-is]

aro culture is getting so fucking tired of people using the fact that there's a queer romance in something as a reason you should watch it. like haven't allos had enough of romance? queer or otherwise? I'm not saying queer representation is bad, of course, I'm just fed up with asking what a book is about and in response all I get is "oh it has queer people in it" cool! what is it about? having queer representation is not the be all end all of media can we please have ONE thing without romance in it. please.

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#electroniccollectiondonut #aro culture is #aro #aromantic #actually aro #actually aromantic #ask #mod phoenix #yeah... it's like. this is a bad metaphor but it's all i got right now: #i'm vegetarian. it's not uncommon that if an event is hosted 'with food' that every single main dish contains a fair amount of meat #and most of the side dishes too #maybe the salad has chicken. the soup is a meat broth soup. the main course is steak. i literally cannot tell you how often this happens. #and if you're lucky there's like... bread rolls and butter. sometimes there's the Cheap Salad that's just tossed lettuce #and i promise you from experience: if i ask beforehand i am always told there will be something for me to eat #but like. believe it or not 1) that's not filling 2) it's usually the two poorest quality items on the line 3) i prefer salads as SIDES #i see similar stuff on the occasion i'm told there's any sort of 'rep' for aro folks #it's like... okay but the vast majority of the media is still very romance focused and the elements that aren't are usually... hm #not comparably interesting in how they're executed? #or it's like. kids media. which can be good - but i'd like to be allowed to have content that can be both for an adult audience #and NOT romance

[snackugaki]

tryptophan induced tmnt au bullshit: leo as the unofficial worldwide beat saber champion

EDIT: it’s fucking... 「側にいるから」. かかかかかかか I missed the dakuten marks in 「がんこ 」from another comic, I swear I know how to write I’m not tired this time but I am filled with 2 kinds of meat, 4 types vegetables, 5 kinds of fruits in varying stages of its original form, and more starchy complex carbohydrates than god pls i try

but frankly it’s what my dumbass gets for thinking it can hold more than one language at a time

EDIT 2: .... 直しまた I fixed it, it was getting on my nerves tanginang pisting yawa... yo cansada

#Donnie absolutely woulda had the ideas and prototype for VR gaming #but Mikey would've been the visionary to make a Beat Saber game #Donnie still got Beat Saber when it actually came out #Leo is known on the internet as the mysterious beat saber genius #doing the absolutely most FRIVOLOUS shit with a tmnt au #Raph prefers Wii boxing #but Donnie had to crack and fix the game's code to keep up with Raph #all of them have played Kingdom Hearts #all have a trigger response to cry at the beginning notes of Dearly Beloved #tmnt au #tmnt au bullshit #fanart shitposting #fancomic shitposting #imagine if that was a real remix of Hikari #lol lmao #just threw in whatever word salad I'd see on youtube mixes #wtf is speedcore #if you feel especially targeted by mentioning the PLANiTB remix? #GOOD #I will always take potshots at other elder millenials #duck motherfuckers! #8D

[driveitlikesebastianvettelwould]

Sebastian Vettel staring dreamily into Travis’ eyes interviewed by Travis Pastrana at ROC 2023.

X

#✨​them✨ #obsEsSeD #watching them throughout the years has been a beloved pastime😭 #SEB CALM DOWN #his little airy squeaky yeahs #🥹 #screaming #travis: hey buddy😏 seb: 😍 #they flirt your honor #look it up #😭😭😍😭😭 #it’s always the same thing with them and right in front of everyone’s salads have some decency guys #roc 2023 #sebastian vettel #travis pastrana #seb is tiny it makes me weep #nothing beats seb around taller men #bonus if they’re older #i will never emotionally recover from this #I did notice Norbert™️🤩 in the background I just forgot to mention him because I was too busy obsessing over my favorite non f1 seb ship #sorry norbert🥲

[rustyreveries]

i had to quickly sketch this out holy shit. listen to me

do you understand my vision ...

#sorry for being autistic 💔 #i wanted to do a version w/ the og colors and then a version w/ sal and mable’s colors #i think instead of fire magic sal would have water magic. bc you know... fish. #btw this means that hubert is asriel i will not take any feedback #salad fingers #crossover #undertale au #like always click on the images for better quality but don’t zoom in too much. i made a lot of mistakes bleh #whenever i post art i just wanna jump into oncoming traffic so much. i’m a masochist atp #like yeahhh i just started learning how to draw in october 2023 but i should always be perfect at everything on my first attempt #anyway happy early easter if you celebrate. i don’t but my family does so yay free chocolate #> rust’s art <

[jimmyspades]

BOSTON LEGAL 2.21 “Word Salad Days”

#word salad days my beloved #if the blegal camera operators weren't allowed to pan and zoom at 100 mph they would die. so we have to let them but jeez #slow tf down. shots can last for more than .3 seconds #STAY STILL I'm trying to count the hairs on his chest one by one #james spader #alan shore #boston legal #* #i’m in weird bored restless sad midwest funeral mode rn so please indulge the excessive alanposting for the rest of the week #so cute his ruffled hair. playing with his chest hair kissing his neck and his arms #james always being so careful to hide his tattoo on this show…

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

im a Bit late to the "kill this guy meme w/ your comfort characters" but in my defense:

:]c

#my favorite 'man' and my favorite not-dog <3 #failcatdad and funnyguy <3 #joxter joxaren you are SO famous to me always <3 #so this is entirely indulgent and silly and i Love it <3 #the teamup that we all needed smh <3 #scribble salad #barnaby b beagle #the joxter #bro honestly. im not one for crossovers but i sense that these two would get along #laze around... smoke pipes... heckle passersby... perhaps trade hats for the shits and gigs of it all #mannnn. i need to reread my favorite joxter fics. i miss him... #no you know what i need to finish that lil snufkin & joxter fic i started months and months ago... #ough. joxter <3 #i dont normally have comfort characters but he is SO blorbo!!! hes Everything!! joxter i love you!!! #caution if im asked about him on stream today i Will go on a whole rambling moomin tangent dont test me

[toddcowardd]

The Spiderverse movies already curbstomp No Way Homes sad attempt at adapting the spiderverse story but it is hilarious how across the spiderverse really highlights just how little impact toms peter has on the spiderman mythos overall. Theres like 3 direct references and 1 swipe to the mcu but nothing of them are about peter nor is peter even directly featured like everyother prominent version of spiderman in media. Fucking the spidercar is included as its own character! Truly just little ironboy jr with no meaningful, lasting identifying ties to Peter Parker and his legacy

#spoilers #atsv spoilers #mcu hate #this is kinda word salad but i have so many thoughts as a whole #but the way the nerds have been sweating and salivating for any sort of validation of toms peter being promient in this #and all they got was ganke taking a direct hit and mcu med and [redacted] wholl probably never actually show up in a mcu movie #bc mcy peter stole miles entire early career arc #doctor strabge fans stay winnin tho stephen u will ALWAYS be famous!

[i-can-even-burn-salad]

Happy STS Elli!

What inspires you to write? Are there things that you know that you can get inspiration from or does it just come randomly?

Happy STS!

For me, inspiration doesn't mean "to write".

There are, and always have been, a lot of stories floating around in my mind - ideas, scenes, vibes, outlines. I get inspiration from literally everywhere, from talking to my friends, and video games, and scrolling past images or prompts, and reading books, and spending too much time on reddit, and…

Many remain daydreams, or character backstories, eventually lost to time.

Now for actually being able to sit my ass down and get words on the page? I don't know. It comes and goes as it pleases. Having a beehive where a brain should be does NOT help, let me tell you that.

I just. Can't focus on shit lately. Can barely make it through a chapter when reading. Every day is just suddenly over, and I got nothing done, and I am so tired. I have a completely outlined short thing I have been trying to write since Nov, and it's like pulling teeth.

I could do with several months off work while everyone leaves me the fuck alone. How would that be.

#salad-ask #aria-benedetto #sts ask #I cried new year's because after having 1 (one) day of my vaction actually completely to myself #Which was after I already didn't get any quiet time on my LAST three attempts at taking time off because someone was sick at home #And spending most of all that time just working (in my time off) and cleaning the depression piles #My mom berated me for instantly refusing to come over for some 'if I die you need to know where stuff is' talk #(note: there's no reason to think she might anytime soon and she was talking about like... a cd collection) #'You always have something!!!' #I don't know anymore how to get people to understand how fucking exhausted I am. #I'm about to let the stupid paint course voucher from work lapse because in a year I didn't find a motive I like and the energy to even #consider wasting 3 hours of my life after work to produce some physical object I have no room for while having to run to get there on time #Not to mention people!! A room full of people!! #I've just become sooo sensitive to noise lately I can't even stand to be in the kitchen when the fridge hums #And you're always always always the bad guy if you close the door in someone's face because they're whistling or watching tv or calling #It's cool :) Sorry I was being unsocial :) Lemme just quickly slam my head against a wall until I pass out :) #So uh anyway happy STS writing has been going well

[maudeboggins]

New style of potatoes: mont d’or

#potatoes #i have finished one of three bags already! #next week i will make gnocchi #tomorrow boxty #And potato salad #I’ve made Leek and potato soup as well which is good but potato soup is always good

[ghostbusterscantcatchme]

uni students / people living alone. please give me you’re favourite meals that are easy and not pasta. I need more to try

#to be fair my meals are balanced (though could probably use more fibre) #but it’s always the same sort of stuff #and i’m finally able to introduce more flavours and tolerate them so i want to try new stuff #really need to find an asian grocer in my town cause i’m craving vietnamese mint #also i hate pasta #probably cause i’m gluten intolerant so rarely have it #i when i do enjoy it it’s in salads or soups

[boyswanna-be-her]

Came home from travel and immediately started prepping tomato sauce, 2 lbs of dried beans, and 2 loaves of bread. Tradwife-coded.

#the tomato sauce is an important base to so many things i like! #pizza pasta soup sloppy joe lentils im probably forgetting more #beans are lima and corona and are gonna become uhhh #marinated bean salad and 'refried beans' and then probably a little soup #and one of the bread loaves is for my parents #im trying to get them to stop buying grocery store baguettes #which they eat about one ounce of and then it languishes in the pantry all week #EVERY FUCKING WEEK #they always always always have a slightly moldy baguette hanging out like a couch-surfing relative

[redrockbutch]

Hate that any time you say anything about salads online, 18 thousand of the most annoying people in the world sidle up to say "hey ummm 😏 you probably didn't know this but... Not to burst your hEaLtH fOoD bubble but uh 😏 salads aren't actually that good for losing weight hahaha like did you know that if you put an entire bottle of ranch on it and 3 cans of whipped cream that it's actually Way More calories than a cheeseburger and fries.... Just in case you didn't know... 😏😏😏" like 1. Didn't ask, mind your own business 2. Nobody does that and everyone knows that, stop being an alarmist doomer about Everything You Can Think Of 3. I like salads for the crunch and the texture variation !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#food diary #anyways my stomach can handle salads again and I'm very happy I missed them sm #and I hate that celebrating that will have some people mad at me??? sorry I like veg and always have