#alya says fuck

[piromina]

ok but what if félix didnt get off on the wrong foot with adriens friends. what if they all rly liked him and didn't think of him as 'a cruel and inferior copy of the original'. what then. we would have so many good friendships there. félix + nino = gabriel agreste hate club. félix + marinette = gabriel agreste hate club. félix + alya = gabriel agreste hate club. félix + chloé = gabriel agreste hate club. guys do you see where im going with this. guys.

#miraculous ladybug #felix fathom #felix graham de vanily #adrien agreste #alya cesaire #marinette dupain cheng #gabriel agreste #nino lahiffe #no but for real they all have one thing in common and if maybe they saw past #Félix's adrien thing like that was just for like. other stuff u can forgive him #like if they all forgave him then we could have so MANY #WHOLESOME FRIENDSHIPS #félix isnt that bad!!! luckily alya might stop hating him now that #marinette probably told her abt his........backstory #so they could start being friends #the 'fuck around find out' duo if u get what im saying.

[wooawi]

Nino helps Adrien realise his father is abusive but not on purpose. It’s little things here and there.

After Adrien eats dinner with Nino’s family one time, Nino’s mother sends Nino to school from henceforth with an extra lunch. When Adrien is met with this and asks Nino why, well, Nino just shrugs and says he doesn’t think it’s healthy to eat so little.

Adrien’s locked up in his room again, nothing out of the ordinary. Then he gets a text from Nino asking where he is and explains the whole thing to the boy.

Nino replies with “Dude. That’s shitty. You should be able to hang out with your friends if you want to,” before the two spend the rest of the day texting back and forth.

Adrien drops an offhand comment about how he doesn’t really like his extra activities. They’re all too competition based and he’d much rather do them for fun, as a way to connect with others because he wants to, not because he has to. Nino asks him why he doesn’t just quit then and Adrien says because his father won’t let him.

Nino shakes his head. “My uncle loves football. He put me in this youth group for it when I was younger but I hated it. Felt like a chore to be honest. Told him about it and he let me quit and focus on what I wanted to do instead. Wish your dad was the same.”

Adrien shares that he doesn’t know what he wants to do when he grows up. That he doesn’t think he has a choice in the matter. It doesn’t matter anyway, he’s never thought about it before and he just won’t think about it now. Nino raises an eyebrow but doesn’t say anything.

Later on, Adrien gets a list of careers and hobbies from Nino he could look at, complete with notes and comments about what each one entails. Adrien shows interest in video games and writing. Nino mentions he could set up a meeting with his mum, a developer.

When Adrien wonders why he’s not planning to be a developer too, Nino replies, “Well, maman knows I’m not much for video games. That’s more Marinette’s thing.”

Eventually, Adrien gets the idea that a parent is supposed to be more like Nino’s mother and uncle rather than his father. It’s subconscious, but it’s there, and it helps Adrien realise a lot more serious issues within his own family.

#adrien agreste #nino lahiffe #miraculous ladybug #idk something about how nino never rly seems to know what to say #yet somehow says the right thing all the time #marinette would try to fistfight gabriel once she realises how fucked up it all is #alya would push adrien into doing something… but the problem is he doesn’t see what the issue is #is this adrino? #yes #adrino

[marrfixated]

Erm hate to miraculous post… but DAMN they really rode the “black best friend” trope. And THEN they paired the two black best friends together. Ummmm that’s not!

#obviously I’m not saying two black people cant be in love #but there’s something so odd about it #nino had a romance thing with marinette for a little bit it was only to pave way for his relationship with Alta #god I fucking hate that show it’s terrible #not to mention how his character was butchered in season four #and how Alya is literally JUST Marinettes friend #her life literally REVOLVES around her #and the stereotypes… the fuck? #terrible show. absolute ass. and the fandom just constantly sexualizes these teenagers #CONSTANTLY. worse than the td fandom. it’s discussing #and the writing is absolutely terrible #the new seasons are even worse so I don’t want to hear it #the animation is awful too #not to mention the outright creepy behaviors #and Chloe’s scrapped redemption arc was stupid as fuck #Luka was a useless ass character #it’s like they just want to keep people involved #all the love square ships SUCK by the way #Adrien SUCKS #Marinette SUCKS #Alya and Kagami and early show Nino are the only bearable characters #ok rant over but it’s definitely my least favorite hyperfixation ever #you can definitely make your own fun of it though! no hate to the fans #the normal ones. #original post #nonfandom post #I am NOT tagging this with that show. #show hate

[meteoritesystem]

girl i am losing time so bad . how is it 7:30. it was 6 like 5 minutes ago and it was 4:15 5 minutes before that

#text #GIRL CAN THEY MAKE A ME WHO CAN FUCKING. TIME #also my brain fucking latched onto alya miraculous saying girl all the time And now i fucking . say it every damn sentence

[dancingcoder28]

NEW AU DROP!!

-Marinette still hates Adrien for putting gum in her chair

-umbrella scene happens

-except this time Adrien catches feelings

-and Marinette just hates him less

-not because of the gum thing

-but because he’s so bright and perky (and totally not because she’s also combating some strong feelings(TM))

-and even when they are Ladybug and Cat Noir

-Chat Noir is still head over heels for Ladybug

-Marinette/Ladybug falls for Adrien first

-and then Chat Noir

-what can I say

-Marinette’s type is pretty boys

#I have no idea how to end this #It’s an open ended AU #What do you want from me #i will say though #the only reason I came up with this #Is because #I was headcanoning a scene #Where marinette is talking to alya #When Adrien walks over #Curling his hair with his finger #And says #heyyy marinette #With the most blonde stereotype flirty voice ever #And marinette just turns and glares at him #And is like #“The fuck you want #Agreste #With as much venom as you can possibly add #And Adrien is not at all put off by this #anyway #That’s it #miraculous ladybug #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #miraculous lb #au #alright that’s it now #bye

[literaphobe]

ladybug accidentally thirst qrts a tweet w pics of chat noir that she meant to PRIVATE quote retweet but she was sloppy and sleep deprived so she deletes it the second alya spam calls her about what the fuck she just did to the internet and then she goes on record to say that she was HACKED -> stay safe out there u guys!! remember ur 2 factor authentification!!! the next day the ladyblog releases a poll asking the people whether they think she was hacked or not. 99.9% no votes (the two yeses were ladybug herself and chat noir after she bullied him during patrol but he made like 20 spam accounts to vote no when he went home)

#text #miraculous ladybug #ladynoir #mlbposting #yes this is me thinking about zo’s post AND the whole Olivia Rodrigo thing #onekplus

[rosekasa]

i think older ladynoir would be so bad at secret relationships for a plethora of reasons but one of them is that neither of them know how to shut the fuck up about each other. they'll be hanging out at alya's place and chat noir will find a random bra on the floor and be like "wait isn't this ladybug's?" an interviewer will teasingly ask ladybug her favourite physical characteristic of chat noir and she thinks she's being soo smart in dodging the bait by replying with "oh he has a cute birth mark just above the dimples in his back 😊" theyll say the most out of pocket-ly intimate things about each other like it is NOTHING

#miraculous ladybug #ladynoir #tagged:ladynoir #♡alizeh talks♡

[captainkirkk]

✩ WEEKLY FIC ROUND-UP ✩

All the fics I’ve read and really enjoyed in the past week-ish. Reminder: This list features any and all ratings and themes. Please look at tags and warnings on ao3 before reading.

Merlin

The Walls of Camelot by spqr

"Camelot will fall tomorrow,” Arthur says, on the first day of the eighth month of the siege.

DC

IRIS Log #1548 by deadchannelradio

Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:

The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate. - (01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-

(01:25) Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-

(01:25) Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.

(01:25) Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-

(01:25) Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.

(01:25) Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.

we shall be free; we shall find peace by mediant

Clark has accepted what it means to be Lex's prisoner - the pain of the Green, the experiments, the hands on it. The long years buried in its containment cell, let out only to act as Lex's weapon, as Lex's tool. It had fought back at first, but years have ground it down and away to almost nothing.

Then Lex hands it a baby. And Clark realizes that while it may have hurt humans, and lied about what it is, and it may deserve to be locked away - Kon deserves to be free.

Untamed

The Absolutely True Story of the Yiling Patriarch: A Manifesto in Many Parts by aubreyli (+ podfic)

Wei Wuxian’s hand jolts, spilling a drop of wine onto the tabletop. “Love?” he croaks, then clears his throat and tries again. “Lan Zh— uh, Hanguang-jun, in love?”

“Have you not heard the story?” the other young woman asks, looking pitying. “You must, it is a truly heartrending tale of star-crossed romance and mutual pining — go to any storyhouse in town, everyone has been requesting a reading of this book.”

“There’s a book?” Wei Wuxian says blankly.

-- In which the junior disciples (namely, Lan Jingyi, Ouyang Zizhen, and a reluctant Lan Sizhui) turn to RPF in an attempt to rehabilitate Wei Wuxian's reputation so that he and Hanguang-jun can get together and get married and live happily ever after. It's... surprisingly effective.

Clone Wars

patron saint by spqr (+ podfic)

Funerary practices? Master Ti writes back. I’m not sure what you mean, Master Kenobi. Used biomass is the property of Kamino and thus is recycled into the cloning process.

So that’s how the revolution begins—with dead brothers, but not the way you might expect.

Miraculous Ladybug

drowning (in plain sight) by buggachat

Everybody had expected Monarch's defeat to be a moment of triumph. Nobody had expected Gabriel Agreste, unmasked and mind frayed from continual abuse of the miraculous, crying out to all who would listen and making Paris certain of one thing:

His son, Adrien Agreste, is one of his sentimonsters.

And now he's missing.

Nobody can find him— not even the superheroes, and not even his closest friends. But Marinette, Nino, and Alya aren't ones to give up so easily. They'll find him, no matter what it takes.

(But, geez, would it kill Chat Noir to lend a hand?)

#happy saturday!! #i hope everything is having a better weekend than me #i'm sick :(( #my posts #weekly fic round up #fic recs #merlin recs #untamed recs #dc recs #sw recs #ml recs

[immaturityofthomasastruc]

Y'know, i just realized something...

Kagami found out ladybug identity and then she gets akumatized, but then she didn't say shit to monarch, but then the VERY next episode, Luka, a guy who literally knows the secret identities of Ladybug and Chat noir, Got fucking akumatized and the for some reason, Monarch read his mind and now Luka got exposed.

And because of that, he had to leave.......

I just have something to say to the writers.....

WHY

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HAVE TO PULL THE "ALIX" CARD ON LUKA??!!

THE WRITERS MADE KAGAMI FIND OUT, YET WHEN SHE GOT AKUMATIZED, SHE DIDN'T SAY FUCKING SHIT AT ALL, AND SO THEN SHE WAS SAFE

BUT THEN THE VERY NEXT FUCKING EPISODE, LUKA ENDS UP LEAVING BECAUSE "MoNaRch FoUnD oUt ThAt LuKa KnOwS"

WTF, THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE!!! MONARCH COULD JUST TELEPORT TO BRAZIL OR WHEREVER THE FUCK LUKA IS WITH THE POWER OF THE HORSE MIRACULOUS, AND THEN HE COULD CAPTURE LUKA

Don't forget how Marinette almost got akumatized multiple times (Ladybug, Elation, Derision), yet Monarch never learned she was Ladybug.

Also, don't forget Alya (Heroes' Day, Oblivio, Felix, Gang of Secrets), Nino (Heroes' Day, Oblivio, Rocketear), Max (Gamer 2.0), Kim (Derision), and Sabrina (Adoration) all got akumatized after becoming temp heroes, yet Monarch never learned their identities either.

I'm starting to think the writers don't really know what the point of mind reading is.

#immaturity of thomas astruc #iota #miraculous ladybug #miraculous ladybug salt #marinette dupain cheng #ladybug #alya cesaire #rena rouge #rena furtive #nino lahiffe #carapace #max kante #pegasus #le chien kim #king monkey #roi singe #sabrina raincomprix #miss hound #gabriel agreste #hawkmoth #hawk moth #monarch

[discopaddock]

TWO BROKEN HEARTS - SEBASTIAN VETTEL

PAIRING: sebastian vettel x fem!reader

GENRE: angst!! angst!! angst!!

WORDS: 814

WARNING: seb is griefing, fights, mentions of death, both reader and seb are heartbroken, vomiting.

“What the fuck you mean saying Y/N is huffed at you?” Daniel asked as he was looking at his best friend, who was making tea.

“I might have said something-” Sebastian started with a tired voice.

“What the fuck you said to her?” Ricciardo quickly interrupted him. He knew it obviously because the girl called him two days ago as she was going home from Seb's, crying because of their fight.

Daniel wanted to know what Vettel would say to him, because he knew that Y/N wasn't lying when she called him.

“I told her to fuck off and that she's obtruding and I don't want to see her” he wasn't lying, that was the same words as he had heard from Y/N. “I didn't want her to cry, these were emotions,'' the man added, which made his guest raise a brow.

“These were emotions, yeah, sure,” Daniel said with a sarcastic tone. He was pissed off. Two of his best friends were fighting and all of these were Sebastian's fault, which he didn't want to admit. “Seb, it's been a year. Fucking year, you should start a new chapter. None will ever bring Alya back to life” the Aussie said, looking deep into his friends eyes.

Vettel didn't want to admit that fact. He still hoped that someday, when he would be back after the training, he would find his girlfriend sitting on the couch and waiting for him.

But it would never happen because she was dead.

“Seb, you can't stay in this house for the rest of your life, you have to win the championship! Losing the love of your life is hard, I get. But you can't repel everyone that wants to help you. Y/N wants to help, for fucks sake she's wondering now what has she done wrong that you said these things to her! We want to help you, but you don't want our help, because you think that she's gonna be back, when she won't. Understand this, Seb. She's dead, nobody will bring her back to life and you have to start living again. If you don't, you will be alone” Daniel said with a serious look.

These words made Vettel think about previous years.

Maybe Daniel was right saying that? Even Lewis had told him to move on.

So he started moving on.

But he wasn't expecting that on the second night of his moving on he would get a call from drunk Y/N at some 3 a.m.

“You're such a dick Sebastian Vettel,” the girl said for the fifth time that night, when the man was going after her to the club. “And I am that stupid that I fell in love with you” she added after a while of silence from her side.

Seb had no idea what to say.

“I know, I know, Alya just died but that's how love works – you never know when it will come to you” Y/N laughed after that sentence but it wasn't a laugh of happiness, more like of grief.

After like five minutes of driving, German found her sitting in front of the club on the stone flooring.

“Come on, I'm taking you home” he said, as he stood in front of her with his outstretched hand. The girl looked at him for a moment but didn't stand up. He had to beg her to go with.

Well drunk L/N was moody and in one moment she could say that she loves somebody and at the next that she hates them.

“Oh dear” Sebastian said as they were finally at his place and Y/N was vomiting into the sink in the kitchen. “Come on, I'll take you to the bathroom” he said, grabbing her by her shoulder. They went to the room and just after the man opened the toilet seat, the girl started throwing up again. “I'll bring you the hairband, don't go anywhere” he announced and went to the kitchen to find a rubber band. When he found it, he hurriedly came back to the bathroom to see his friend with tears running down her face because of vomiting.

German tied up the her hair and next handed her toilet paper to wash up her tears.

“I think it's over” L/N announced and with the blonde man's hand she stood up.

“Change your clothes, I'll go for the bucket for you” he said and went out of his bedroom. Y/N opened his wardrobe and got dressed in his green hoodie, black shorts and white socks, which were like overknee socks on her.

Seb came back with the bucket and smiled a little as he saw the girl, who was folding her clothes onto a chair.

The man dragged her into bed and lay down beside her.

“You sure you won't vomit anymore?” he asked, looking at his friend, who only mumbled that she wouldn't.

masterlist

#formula 1 #formula 1 x reader #formula 1 x y/n #daniel ricciardo #discopaddock #daniel ricciardo x reader #sebastian vettel #sebastian vettel x reader #sebastian vettel x you #sebastian vettel angst #sebastian vettel fluff #sebastian vettel imagine #sebastian vetten oneshot #sebastian vettel fanfic #formula 1 x you #formula 1 fanfic #formula one #formula 1 angst

[a-flaming-idiot]

Sometimes I think about how there are so many much funnier ways for the Miraculous Ladybug Love Square to end.

One of them lends the other a random item which they don't realize has their name on it

One of them shows the other a thing and says "I got this from my friend Adrien/Marinette"

Kagami says fuck the love square and steals Marinette

Alya says fuck the love square and steals Marinette

Luka says fuck the love square and steal Adrien

Plagg tries to steal shit from Marinette's bag and gets him and Adrien caught

Chat Noir reveals himself to his close friend Marinette only for Mari to hit him with a shoe for recklessly revealing his identity

The whole feather allergy thing

Mari gives Adrien a scarf and then he loves it so much he forgets to take it off as Chat Noir

Chat Noir breaks into the bakery at 2 am to eat stale croissants

Chat and Marinette are convinced their crush don't really care about them and that they're just leftovers so they bond and mutually get over their crushes

Adrien makes a cat pun out of habit and Marinette on reflex chastises him in her "Ladybug Tone" and they both realize

Nathalie figures it out and says fuck the love triangle

Ladybug takes a weekend off and instantly Chat tries to recruit Marinette to be Multimouse to fill the spot

Marinette rants about how bad Ladybug's costume is to Chat Noir(She hasn't figured out how to change it yet)

Any accidental "Spots On"/"Claws Out" things

And any of these would have been better than five going on six season of a meaningless "will they won't they"!?!?

#miraculous Ladybug #miraculous #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #marichat #adrienette #ladynoir #multimouse #miraculous ladybug love square

[miraclechatbug]

Marinette: *Accidentally hits Adrien in the face*

Marinette: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m so fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*

Marinette: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

Marinette, *seeing Adrien covering away, staring at her in shock*: OH SHOOT, I MEANT, I'M SORRY YOU ARE FINE- I MEAN ARE YOU FINE!?!

Alya: *smacks forehead in background*

#miraculous ladybug #mlb #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #adrien #marinette #incorrect miraculous ladybug quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect miraculous quotes

[asukiess]

literally cannot get short haired maribug out of my head.

her pigtails are so long, middle-back long, and Alya and Kagami love love love to braid it and run their hands through it and say how cute she is with long hair and when she doesn’t want to take do anything to it for fancy events and just want to throw it in a chignon, they come over to talk and do her hair—

but chat’s always on her fucking hair. he throws his arm around her cheekily during an interview and she’s steaming because she can’t move her head now without it being caught on his arm, his cuff. he rolls her to save her and she’s like “get UP!!! I’m on my own hair ow ow”, or he hugs her from behind and she’s like “this is really sweet but please move my pigtails to the front so help me god”

so she has her first big Chop and gets a pixie

#season 8 haircut when #is this inspired by my own first ever long hair troubles #yeah

[junnmoon]

mlb group chat???

pov ur besties with the miraculous characters.

(maripoo=marinette ,awlyeah=alya, speakup=adrien, lukipoo=luka, ninaur=nino, and y/n)

cunty little babies 👶

*maripoo created a chat*

*maripoo added adrien.a, alya.c, y/n, luka.c, nino.l*

maripoo: hello every nyan

maripoo: plz rename urselfs i can’t take it.

awlyeah: finally a gc

ninaur: frl

lukipoo: hey??

speakup: i didn’t name myself this.

speakup: y/n come out of hiding ik it was you.

y/n: oh..erm….haii :3

awlyeah: i was gonna say let’s get food again but mari doesn’t love us anymore so she won’t come

ninaur: tbh when we was at dennys she was throating them waffles like a mf

maripoo: CAN U QUIT IT??

y/n: mari where is adrien rn i have

to give him my notes

speakup: why are you asking her and not me

maripoo: well it’s almost 3 so he’s probably in the car right now otw to fencing practice with kagami then they go out to eat afterwards so he should be free at like 4:30ish- oh. yeah maybe ask him..

ninaur: jaw dropped

awlyeah: mari you’re terrifying.

speakup: ..i think it’s kinda comforting idk

y/n: oh yeah y’all both fucked up mentally

maripoo: ANYWAYS!! what r u going to give him y/n..

y/n: …why is ur aura threatening rn

maripoo: 😆

y/n:does anyone wanna get lunch w me😣

awlyeah: I WOULD but me and nino r going out as we speak

y/n: sighhh. wake up and break up

lukipoo: i wanna get lunch with you

y/n: YAYY

speakup:wake up and break up u said?

y/n: shut

maripoo: juleka js texted me asking if we wanna sleepover tonight😝

awlyeah: yassss

y/n: WHY is viperion so fine omg

maripoo: this is the wrong gc i’m afraid.

y/n: ….oh

lukipoo: ??

awlyeah: speak ur truth n/n

y/n: ykw i WILL cs chat noir fine as shit too

speakup: ????

maripoo: CHAT NOIR??? EW TAKE IT BACK

y/n: FYM????

maripoo: NO WAY U LIKE CHAT NOIR

y/n: ermm ofc i do.. hes tewwww fine

maripoo: have you ever met him.

y/n: I HAVE! he took me up to a rooftop when

there was an akuma alert

speakup: what was he like

y/n: he’s so babygirl

y/n: OH I MET VIPERION TOO lord…i luv me

the emos

awlyeah: i remeber u simultaneously telling me about cat noir and viperion for 7 hours non stop

y/n: THEYRE SOOOOOO

maripoo: still can’t fathom the chat noir hype

y/n: do u want me to break down 4 u damn

maripoo: yes bruh

speakup: not a fan of cat noir mari?

maripoo: not my type.

lukipoo: interesting

y/n: i luv kitty noir BUT…..viperion is my

boyfie i fear.. :/ (mad at chat for flirting

w lb on tv)

lukipoo: yeah?

awlyeah: yeah you tell him y/n !!!

maripoo: YEHA BOOOOOO CAT NOIR BOOO

ninaur: BOOOO🍅

speakup: but guys

y/n: SHUT UP BROKE BOY

y/n: BOOOOO CAT NOIR👎

speakup: broke boy is crazy.

thanks for reading tbh. i’m obviously very new to this LMFAOOO but there will be a part 2 bc these r fun to write.

#miraculous ladybug #mlb #mlb x reader #miraculous x reader #cat noir #ml ladybug #crack fic #chat fic #funny #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng

[malereadermaniac]

Bug-a-boy ~ Luka & Adrien x Male Reader

College Au:

Luka - 19 / Adrien - 18 / Reader - 18

Idk about this one... but I wanted to write it. Basically a miraculous holder reader x adrien and luka - very short

Your college class is huge

But it's to be expected, you do go to the most popular college in Paris

You share the class with a group of friends that came from Francoise Dupont

Luckily, the groups appointed leader befriended you pretty early into the year

Marrientte Dupain-cheng was the kindest girl you knew

And her friends: Alya, Nino, Adrien and Sabrina weren't too bad either

Actually, you liked them a lot, and you were glad that they wanted to be friends with you

There was also this other guy from the year above, Luka

You didn't talk to him much, but the others were fond of him

But the few times you two did talk, he was nothing but calm and welcoming

All in all, you love your college and your friends

However...

The one setback to coming to Paris for school, was the Akuma's

After Hawk-moth's fall, a new owner of the Butterfly miraculous came to power

But to counteract that, Paris has its own team of Miraculous bearers

The only problem was, currently, Paris has no ladybug...

During a massive fight against a very powerful, akumatized villain, Ladybug was hit, and her powers disappeared

Well, not litterally, she remained transformed, however the villains power made it as if she were a regular adult wearing a superhero costume...

After sending Chat Noir, Rena Rouge and Viperion off to distract the villain, a now powerless Ladybug was running over to your college

After swapping out her miraculous from the Ladybug to another one, "Ladybug" finds you, hidden inside of a locker

"AHHHH! ANOTHER VILLAIN!" You shout, not recognising Ladybug with a new miraculous

"Not quite, (y/n)" she chuckles

"It's me, Ladybug. But my miraculous has been rendered useless..."

"Oh... I'm so sorry, Ladybug, wish I could help you somehow" you sympathise

"There is." Ladybug looks into your eyes with determination

"(Y/n) (L/n), here is the miraculous of the Ladybug, it offers the power of creation. I entrust you with this miraculous to fulfill my role while I can't, after that, you're to return these earrings to me - understood?" Ladybug explains with a grin

"Yes, Ladybug! I won't disappoint you"

After putting on the earrings the kwamii appears, explains the whole shtick and you get going

"Tikki, Spots on!" You shout and then you're set

"Once I'm fixed by the miraculous ladybugs, I'll use the horse miraculous to teleport you back to me, okay?"

"Of course Ladybug!"

And you were off, using your yo-yo to swing around the streets of Paris until you reached the action

A now powerless Rena Rouge trying to distract the villain as Chat Noir and Viperion try to figure out a plan while fighting the thing

"What the fuck..." Chat mumbles when you catch his eye, waving at him in a coy manner from a roof top

Both men watch you, confused as you jump down to them

"Who are you? Where's Ladybug??" Viperion questions frantically

"She decided to pass her miraculous onto me for a little while until we solve this little issue"

"Fine by me as long as you know what you're doing, bug-a-boy" Chat noir slyly remarks as he leans on his pole

"Bug-a-boy... I like that" you giggle and then get to business

Immediately you call on your lucky charm

"Yep, defiantly a real Ladybug holder haha! What you gonna do with that bugg-a-boy" Chat noir laughs as you hold onto a seemingly useless looking lucky charm

"I do, actually!" You say with a smile

"Just follow my lead boys, if you can keep up" you chuckle as you use your yo-yo to swing into action

"Damn, that boy has more charisma than you Chat Noir" viperion chuckles

"He does, doesn't he..."

The two of them follow you quickly

"Rena! I'm gonna need you to get that thing under thr arc-de-triumph!" You shout as you wizz past

"I'm on it"

"Viperion, once that villain" is under the Arc, use your second chance immediately please"

"Of course bug-a-boy" viperion smirks

Chat Noir looks at you smugly

You start to mark X's on the Arc using the bucket of paint your lucky-charm gave you

"I can see where this is going" the black cat chuckles

"Then you know when and where to use your cataclysm, kitty noir" you tease and spring into action when you see Rena Rouge and the villain coming your way

Once the villain is under the Arc, you use shout for Chat noir

He heads to one of the marks but before Chat can call his power, Viperion shouts

"Not that one! Try the one below it"

And so, once Chat Noir cataclysm's the Arc, it crumbles to pieces and buries the villain, one of the pieces crushing his akumatized item

"Bye bye little butterfly" you say with a chuckle, as the 3 other hero's watch you

The 2 men chuckling as a faint blush cover their faces

"Not a bad job for your first time, bug-a-boy"

"Do you really need to flirt with every Ladybug holder, Chat?" Rena jokes

"Yeah! Look at him, he's creeped out by you, he'd much prefer a snake over a cat" Viperion joins in

"What is up with you two"

"Haha, I like this team.... Miraculous Bug-a-boy!" You shout as you throw up the lucky-charm

5 seconds later, a portal appears next to you

"Good work, everyone!" A horse miraculous bearing Ladybug pops out

"Ladybug?!" Everyone questions

"Good job picking this one, Ladybug" Viperion chuckles as he puts an arm on your shoulder

"I look forward to seeing you soon again, milord~" Chat Noir teases as he kisses your hand

"That's enough Chat Noir, you'll see him soon enough!" Ladybug chuckles as she brings you through the portal after your goodbyes

After handing back the miraculous, life went back to normal, except that Ladybug started to call on you more often, but with a different miraculous this time

Life at school was normal as always

However when you were out with the hero gang, you'd noticed Chat Noir and Viperion becoming cosier to you than they were to the others...

Like when Chat Noir started bringing you roses everytime you were called on

Or one time, Viperion used his second chance to have "a perfect conversation" with you during patrol with you

You were flattered, but a little worried that the two were taking it too far

It had gotten to the point where the two of them were fighting, passive aggressive remarks and even disrupting fights against villains with their arguing

That was until Ladybug struck then a deal

"I will tell you his identity if you both stop this bickering, its becoming a problem. If you don't, I will take your miraculous"

Of course they both agreed

And that's when your school life changed as well

Because Adrien and Luka started bombarding you during your school day

Adrien already sat next to you in class, but during lunch Luka was on you like a snake to a rat

You were getting overwhelmed, but then again you loved the attention you were getting from them

After all, you hadn't ever had a boyfriend, this could be a nice change

Soon, the two of them started noticing that the other liked you

So they decided to combine their efforts

"Which one of us do you like the most!?!?" The two of them shout at you in frustration after weeks of trying to win you over

"I... I don't know! Okay?! I like you both... I don't wanna hurt one of you by rejecting you for the other"

"Then.... date us both?" Luka suggests with a smile

It took some convincing but the two of them managed to convince you

And life has been so much better since

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more miraculous headcanons!!

if ladynoir could text, they would stay up all night on their phones and chat noir would keep on sending random cat puns and gifs

marinette plays with chat noir's hair by putting it up in "cute" hairstyles

sometimes when adrien is feeling "rebellious", he stays up until 2am at the latest and just listens to music while reading. he is always afraid about not getting enough sleep and it being obvious in the morning (as nathalie/gabriel wouldn't want him to look bad in photos), so he then ices his face when it's time for him to get ready.

marinette reads every single news headline about ladybug or chat noir, whether its positive or negative, even when alya tells her not to.

tikki and plagg sneak out once a month and debrief on everything, including adrienette. they scream every time the topic comes up.

ladynoir chose a random date to celebrate both their birthdays on every year (because they can't say their real birthdays). chat gives really expensive gifts while ladybug bakes a special treat, because chat loves her baking.

sometimes after patrol ladybug and chat noir just sit at their spot and get into really deep conversations. like they will spill the most heartbreaking and personal shit because they know each other so well but also don't know who the other person is.

chat noir tells ladybug his dad died because he wants to avoid the topic of his dad whenever they talk.

adrienette always rustle each others hair. PLEASE.

ladynoir share a tiktok, tumblr/twitter, and bereal account on their bug/staffphone. everyone ships them in the comments, and ladybug always tells chat she's going to delete them, but never does. they also post the most honest and unfiltered shit on their tumblr/twitters. OH and their bereals are so funny, because they mess it up most of the time and ladybug wants to retake it, but chat noir doesn't care and posts it anyway.

nino used to gel down his hair SO FUCKING MUCH ever since third grade, but when he met alya she told him to stop and thank god she did.

thats it uhhh like for part 3? HAHAHAHA im so funny

-> part 1

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