#alyssumlovesthecosmere

[koshercosplay]

I just finished reading the two chapters of "no rabbis on a pirate ship" and ahhhhh I love ittttt

it's so good ksjhkjhaldkgh

thank you so much 😭❤️

I'm overwhelmed with the lovely comments I've gotten about it, I really wasn't expecting people to like it and I'm so beyond thrilled

thank you!!

#ive been shocked by the reaction its been getting all afternoon #each new comment makes me squeal with delight #<3 #asks #alyssumlovesthecosmere #no rabbis on a pirate ship #ofmd #our flag means gay #our flag means death #my writing

[bitegore]

your post about duo's pronoun thing reminds me of a bug/issue they have with hebrew they'll have you translate from English to Hebrew, but Hebrew is a gendered language and duo doesn't say to translate into she/her or he/him (at least, that was the case last time i checked)

yeah, that sounds about right. I remember thinking their spanish lessons were confusing (albeit this back in like 2016-17 when i was using it alongside school stuff because i felt like i wasnt learning enough) because they didnt bring it in fully and they never really explained anything.

#red replies #alyssumlovesthecosmere

[melancholic-pigeon]

About the "zionist" authors -I really recommend Brandon Sanderson! His world building is so unique and immersive, and he tackles issues like SA, misogyny, and mental illness in some of the most respectful ways I have ever seen. It never ever feels gratuitous or voyeuristic like a lot of fiction on those subject matters does

--

@alyssumlovesthecosmere @ternaryflower53 this the author you two keep making me deathly curious about right???

Blue, you might have have tipped the scales and gotten me to Put It On My List!

#answered #always love to support authors who are capable of being decent human beings about Jews

[jewishicequeen]

Rating: General

Warnings: no archive warnings apply

Relationships: Jorgen Weight/Spensa Nightshade, Jorgen Weight & Skyward Flight

On the eighth night of Hannukah, Jorgen’s flight decide to hold a celebration in his house, without asking him. He reacts as any sane person would.

Making sure the latkes don’t contain any rats.

Reblogs are appreciated, and huge thanks for @alyssumlovesthecosmere and @athingofvikings for beta-ing this! Have a wonderful last night of Hannukah!

#cosmere #skyward #skyward flight #cytoverse #brandon sanderson #jorgen weight #spensa nightshade #spinface #fanfiction #hannukah #jewish headcanons #they are MY favorite characters and I get to project upon them

[ternaryflower53]

@stillneedsmorekissing tagged me and i'm finally back on tumblr sooo:

Three ships: oh gosh. shakadolin, codywan, quinobi. sue me i'm basic

Last song: currently i'm doing a spotify radio and it's playing See You In Hell by Ad Infinitum - i'm liking it!

Last movie: oh god. it definitely wasn't venom but that's the only movie i remember watching recently T-T so we'll go with that

Currently Watching: nothing?? i last watched our flag means death with a friend and that was amazing

Currently consuming: technically, just water, but i'm about to make frozen dumplings from h-mart

Currently craving: salt and vinegar chips! salt in general, i fucking love salt. also sweet potato fries

if you wanna do this consider yourself tagged! also tagging @alyssumlovesthecosmere, @greatshell-rider, and @emeraldbroam

#tag meme

[rekhyt-of-arcadia]

I posted 3,011 times in 2022

That's 2,864 more posts than 2021!

18 posts created (1%)

2,993 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@aphrodititi

@jewishicequeen

@alyssumlovesthecosmere

@knight-of-skyloft

@creagantuire

I tagged 2,767 of my posts in 2022

Only 8% of my posts had no tags

#doctor who - 1,057 posts

#tumblr - 802 posts

#the master - 400 posts

#cosmere - 270 posts

#thoschei - 218 posts

#missy - 189 posts

#the stormlight archive - 180 posts

#twelfth doctor - 138 posts

#the owl house - 132 posts

#doctor who fan art - 106 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#the logical black boyfriend is again disliked for distrusting the guy that puts people in danger and encourages them to leave their familie

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Tenth Doctor: Okay Rose, give me your hairdryer

Rose: My what?

Ten: Don't you carry a hairdryer in your pockets or something?

Rose: Have you ever met a human woman before?

Jack, walking over: Hey guys what's up?

Ten: Do you have a hairdryer?

Jack, casually pulling out a hairdryer: Of course I do, I'm not an animal

67 notes - Posted January 3, 2022

#4

Just finished rhythm of war and went onto tumblr, only to see someone call lewshi leshwi, only to check the book and discover she's actually called leshwi. I feel betrayed.

72 notes - Posted August 29, 2022

#3

Shallan: “i’m so sick of you” you’re sick of me??? I’M sick of me !!! i gotta be around this girl 24 hours a day !!!!

source: @broken-academia

89 notes - Posted July 13, 2022

#2

Master: Tell me you hate me.

Doctor: Why?

Master: It's good for my ego

163 notes - Posted January 27, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

The Third Doctor and the Delgado Master's relationship is just:

253 notes - Posted January 3, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#tumblr2022

[secretagentspydetectiveninja]

I haven't watch mlb in. Since season 2 I think. However I still enjoy seeing the sheer Chaos of this show through tumblr

But now. Now I have *questions*

What in heck is going *on*?? Wasn't felix, aka adrian's cousin, a common fanfic character?? What is this sentimonster thing I'm so

(feel free also to not answer, I'm just kind of. Baffled 😅)

"chaos" is definitely an accurate description of what's going on haha! i haven't been super up-to-date with stuff over the past season but

basically yes, originally felix was not planned to be in the show (he's not technically a fanon character, a long time ago he was going to be chat noir but the writers changed their minds and went with adrien instead), but then he did indeed show up after all as adrien's morally ambiguous english cousin

and SPOILERS FOR THE NEW EPISODE--

it's seeming more and more likely that he is a sentimonster, aka a being created using the peacock miraculous, and adrien might be too and it's all pretty wild

#random stuff #aish answers stuff #ml spoilers #alyssumlovesthecosmere

[evilwickedme]

יום הולדת שמח!!

תודה!!!!

#ask #alyssumlovesthecosmere #hebrew

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

I have the Zoomies

run run RUN 

Askbox is currently closed as I work my way through these older asks

#added to notepad #alyssumlovesthecosmere

[koshercosplay]

Jewish (modern orthodox raised) ace here!! It's so nice to hear other people's experience with this, and it helps me feel less alone

oh yay!!! hi hi hiiii 🥰

and this is helping me so much too! here I was thinking I'd be the only one, like maybe there would be another one or two in my area of tumblr. but instead apparently there's a whole community of us!

#asks #alyssumlovesthecosmere #<3 #jewish aces #ace jews #woooo #come on come all #we'll have a ball #asexuality #asexual #lgbtq #queer

[ask-jumblr]

Hi, I was raised as an orthodox jew, but have recently learned a bunch about conservative Judaism, and have realized that it suits my beliefs and the way I'd like to lead my life. Now, I'd like to find how conservative Judaism is different than orthodox, in terms of the different halachot (I know that the psika is done differently, for example, and I know of a few halachot that are different, but not all the different ones), but I'm not sure where to find the halachot. Can you help?

#Conservative #Conservative Judaism #Conservative halacha #resources #how to #alyssumlovesthecosmere

[sashadreadful-moving]

💛

Yael!! i love u a lot, u are so passionate about your interests and it makes me !! when u ramble about them bc u know so Much i don’t and ur willing to share!!

#yael tag #alyssumlovesthecosmere

[jewishicequeen]

Thanks for the tag, @sokkas-first-fangirl !

RULES: Write the latest line from your wip and tag as many people as there are words in the line. Make a new post, don’t reblog.

"אני לא יודעת! אתה בן אדמה באמצע הים בסערה!"

Or translated:

"I don't know, you're an Earthfolk out at sea in a thunderstorm!"

(It also have the additional cultural context of the speaker being a woman and the person spoken to is a man.)

Tagging: @athingofvikings @imbeccable-writes @velociraptoraddict @alyssumlovesthecosmere @funkytoesart @giantgirl253 @emerald-la-fae @alkalinefrog @twiafom

#עברית #tag game #ישראלבלר #טאמבלר עברי #the falcon of dawn #mor #uriah yoakedaya #yes this is original stuff i'm actually writing this

[ternaryflower53]

i was tagged by @stillneedsmorekissing to list 5 songs i actually listen to, which ngl i do not understand?? do i not listen to all the songs i play?? i will simply list 5 songs from my recent spotify playlists

Good Kid from The Lightning Thief musical. fuckin love tlt musical

Arms of the Ocean by Blackbriar. i got recced this in the comments of one of my fics and it's one of my new faves

Rotten to the Core from Disney Descendants 3. have i watched disney descendants? no. do i like the music? yes

Clarity by Zedd. that's from an early 2010s nostalgia playlist lol

Ship in a Bottle by fin. <3 to the discord friend who made that playlist for me

tagging: @alyssumlovesthecosmere, @greatshell-rider, @maximusoctavius, @emeraldbroam, and anyone else who wants to do it (genuine)

#tag meme

[cosmerestuck]

DHGKKFJHSHKFKJFHKJSDHJKFHJK I KNOW I ASKED BUT I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE Y’ALL REALLY OUT HERE BEING MY FRIENDS :,,)

#i appreciate every one of u so much fdjkhghhjk #qualitiddy #theawkwardbooklover #iridiumphoenix #alyssumlovesthecosmere #me: hey give me attention #attention: is give #me for some reason: oh SHIT what do i do with all this attention #birthdayposting

[feralandqueer]

Renarin was having a bad day.

Darerah had showed up unexpectedly, saying she needed to talk to him. Turns out her family was pressuring her to move up the wedding. If she had just said this in front of Renarin, he could have ignored it for a while, but no, she had to tell him in front of Dalinar and Navani. Long story short, now he had to deal with a wedding at the end of the week instead of years away.

So of course he was hiding in a coffee shop, burying his worries in a quadruple mocha.

Kaladin was having a bad day.

His roommate woke him up at fuck o’ clock in the morning knocking at the window because she forgot her keys. Early on during his shift at the coffee shop, he heard on the news that the Blackthorn’s son was getting married, and all he could think about for the next hour was how it was unfair that Tien hadn’t survived long enough to consider getting married and this spoiled brat had.

And then the spoiled brat had shown up in his coffee shop, ordered a quadruple mocha, and sat in the corner for five hours.

It was midnight now, two hours after he should have closed up, but it wasn’t like he was going to kick the son of Dalinar Kholin out.

He did have to sleep eventually, though, because who knew when Shallan would wake him up—today, now. Fuck.

Kaladin walked over to the table and cleared his throat quietly.

There was no response.

He cleared his throat louder.

No response.

Fuck, was he asleep?

He tapped Renarin on the shoulder.

Renarin jolted awake in his seat. “Gah!”

“Sorry, sir,” said Kaladin, “but it’s past midnight and I should have closed up two hours ago. Would you mind?”

Renarin nodded, gathering up his coat. “I’m the one who should be sorry. I don’t generally go falling asleep in coffee shops, but it’s been a long day.” He paused and added, “And please, never call me ‘sir.’”

“Noted,” said Kaladin, picking up the empty cup that had been cooling for hours now. “Congratulations on the wedding, by the way.”

Renarin snorted. “You know, I’d expected a wedding at some indeterminate, far-off time in the future, but have to deal with it? Never thought it would happen. I was brainstorming ways to get out of it before I fell asleep on your table here.”

Kaladin looked at him curiously. “Why are you trying to get out of it?”

“It’s a long story.”

“Take a seat, then. I’ll get my whiskey from the back.”

—

“Don’t get me wrong, if I had to marry a woman, I’d probably pick Darerah. She’s...aesthetically pleasing and she’d be inclined to let me have a boyfriend as long as I wouldn’t come between her and her girlfriend. But…” Renarin hesitated. “It feels more like it’s just to get me out of the way than anything else. Besides, I’d have to deal with Amaram as my father-in-law.”

Kaladin flinched at the name, splattering some of the whiskey he’d been pouring for Renarin across the table. He eyed what was left in the bottle and took a swig. “Go on.”

“Darerah showed up today demanding the wedding be moved up. Now, if she’d just told me, I could have ignored it for a while, but she told Dalinar and Navani as well. So, for obvious reasons, I took the first chance I got to run off and hide in a coffeehouse somewhere.”

Kaladin winced. “Did she say why?” He took another pull from the bottle.

Renarin sighed. “Her family was pressuring her, apparently.”

“Worst kind of pressure, family pressure.”

He laughed bitterly. “Yeah, and the worst bit is I don’t even have a way out of it, other than being married already, but where am I going to find someone willing to marry me and wait until this all blows over, especially at this hour?”

Kaladin hummed and emptied the whiskey bottle. “Hell, I’d marry you just to spite your family and Darerah’s. Her father basically sacrificed my sibling for a brief tactical advantage that didn’t even win anything, and Dalinar just turned a blind eye to a kid barely old enough to enlist being killed for nothing.”

Renarin winced. “I’m sorry to hear that. For what it’s worth, I’d marry you to spite my family as well.”

“You know, there’s a courthouse right around the corner.”

Renarin froze. “You were serious?”

He grinned. “Never mind, then.”

Renarin got up and swung his coat around himself. “No, if you’re serious, come on then. I can’t believe I’m saying this to a barista I met just a few hours ago, but let’s go get married.”

—

Kaladin blearily opened his apartment door, marriage certificate rolled carefully into a tube and held under one arm. He stumbled in, dropped the certificate on the kitchen counter, and turned around to go get some sleep.

Shallan was standing behind him, fire and death in her eyes. “Where the fuck were you?” she demanded. “It’s one in the fucking morning and you were supposed to close three hours ago! I was worried! What if you’d gotten stabbed or something?”

He sighed, rubbing his head. “It’s a long story.”

“Try me.”

“Renarin Kholin turned up in my coffee shop, fell asleep at a table, and I only ended up waking him up at midnight. We talked, had a few drinks. Turns out he was trying to figure out how to get out of this upcoming wedding. So we got married.”

She froze. “Kaladin, you got married to Renarin Kholin on a whim?”

He smiled tiredly, pushed past her, and collapsed on the couch.

She sighed. “Kaladin, what the fuck.”

#cosmere #cosmere fic #the stormlight archive #cfsbf #i had this idea back in june and rambled for like 2 months at #pachimew #alyssumlovesthecosmere #and wrote this chunk #and #forgot #this existed #for a While #i Wanted™ to write it as a longfic but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #wasnt gonna happen #so here y'all are