how do i use tumblr help
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hi I found this on Instagram
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Me: decides on my account name because I'm a burnt out perfectionist finishing college (also because I fully support the trans community and find them hilarious).
Me, almost a year later: I wonder why the trans community is so funny and relatable...
Wait... relatable? Uh oh.
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“Kill them with kindness” Wrong. Elemental Hero Neos, attack! Wrath of Neos!!
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happy august
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if you startled a snailgirl she'd be like "What the shell?!" and then she'd shoot you with her venomous harpoon, killing you instantly
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Decided that my 10yo's religious education is lacking, so we started on Good Omens today.
His favorite moment so far-
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♫ Milk — Jack Stauber
How was the view from the shelf? // Did you ever believe in yourself?
(this was for a spotify wrapped challenge thing on twitter where i got #74 + Tango :3)
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lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship
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Other nonhuman alters who have ages that are wildly different from what humans experience, how do you translate that into human age when asked?
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I am 100% sure Vale kicked Marc with full purpose. There was an old interview posted here on tumblr when Vale talks about a lot of things, f1 included.
When he is asked about Senna, he says he used to be a big Mansell fan so by default didn't like Senna back then. And then says that what senna did to prost in 1990 (the deliberatecrash in Suzuka) was RIGHT ✅️ he says Sennagot screwed the previous year and had every right to do what he did.
So yeah... in Vale's head he also had every right to kick Marc
thank u for explaining old man formula 1 yaoi 2 me... i agree he kicked him bc that is simply the version of reality i want to live in
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Billy and Stu have a good day at school and I’ll talk with them later on this evening if they have a good time having gay sex and the fact is that you are a very strong person who is very good and you have the courage and determination to also have gay sex they told me that. Never ever give up on your dream of being in gay sex. Okay? Because the truth is I am a very good friend of yours and you know that you have been lacking in gay sex. Billy and Stu told me that. Okay?
Instructions unclear - I’m having gay sex with my fiancé right now?
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do you like snails?
I think they’re absolutely…effervescent.
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Vampire romance means violent murder followed by a loving bath where you wash all of that off each other and then jump into bed to make a different kind of mess, right?
Because if it doesn't I am doing this all wrong…
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