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#am I going to hell for this?
mpliego · 1 year
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🗡 In this life, or the next… 🗡
prints available on my society6
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goldenwitchmami · 2 years
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Netflix Toast - a saga
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bloodypeachblog · 11 months
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Just something before I go to sleep for the night.
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scary-senpai · 2 years
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d'you think it hurts when saitama hits his elbow somewhere? (just for gaining funny points if nothing else?) like he couldn't kill that damn mosquito..
Cherished mutual, forgive me for what I’m about to do.
Edited to clarify: I latched onto the idea of “hitting one’s funny bone” (elbow) and ran with it (it’s colloquialism but im actually not sure how common it is, upon reflection it seems a little dated, but maybe im wrong)
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Saitama is a gag character that wins every fight— but to your point, these rules don’t seem to apply when the situation is a humerus one.
But then again, Genos marrowly escaped Mosquito Girl with his life because Saitama went after that teeny, tiny pest… so maybe that scene was less of a running gag and more like Fate, proof that their friendship was truly meant tibi(a).
As Saitama emerges from his bone-ly existence, his new friends still manage to get under his skin. Saitama can’t beat King at video games, no matter how hard he tries to socket to him. You’d think that Saitama would fair better at Rock Paper Scissors, but he doesn’t—and his frustration rises to a femur pitch. Luckily, Bang is there to give him a sternum talking-to.
So, in summary, I think Sai will lose fights if the scene knees a decent punchline, and that’s no fib(ula).
[[dodges imaginary tomatoes from an imaginary audience]] …That’s my set, everyone, you’ve been great! Tip your waiters, folks, I’ll be here all week. [[gets promptly yanked off an imaginary stage with one of those imaginary, old-timey hook things]]
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princedyrewrites · 2 months
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Rogue AI (Ver. 2): Don't Eat the Red Snow
Here's the second version of my writing assignment! In this version, Billy has a sister instead of a brother. Content Warning: The decapitation of a child and implied massacre.
...even I begin to wonder what the hell goes on inside my brain...
It was early one Christmas morning, the two Walker children rushing down the stairs, their parents groggily trudging in behind them. Mr. Walker nods at his kids, giving them the okay to begin tearing into their presents. Mrs. Walker takes a special gift from the mantle, handing it to her children.   They open the box, both gasping in awe as they stare at what’s inside. A brand-new AT-13 drone with advanced AI. The thing Billy and his sister had begged their parents to get them for weeks but were told that it was too expensive.   "We managed to grab this one on a major discount." Mr. Walker explains, chuckling lightly at their reactions.   Billy and his sister jump up, quickly thanking their parents and then rushing outside to test the new toy.   The first thing Billy does is test how high he could fly it, but after a few minutes of playing with it, the drone began to act strangely. It began jerking in random directions when Billy tried the controller, and then it stopped responding altogether. The drone went after a few bypassing birds, bumping one and seemingly killing another. Eventually it ceased its attack on the birds, now focusing on the two children who were responsible for setting it free.   Billy's confusion quickly turns to a cold terror as the drone flies toward him and his sister at an alarming speed. Billy ducks for cover at the last minute, bracing himself for the impact of the drone... But it doesn’t happen. Instead, he hears an odd sound, glancing up in time to watch his sister’s headless body fall to the ground. The drone and her decapitated head lay only a few feet away, blood painting the snow red.   Billy lets out a dreadful scream, getting his parents’ attention and causing them to come rushing outside. They freeze, staring in horror at the scene before them. The drone buzzes, its now loose blades flopping as it seems to try and dislodge itself from the snow.  That day, the Walker family, and the rest of the city (or at least, those who remained), learned to never buy discounted AI. The price is cut for a reason. In this case, the reason is an AI with a taste for blood.  
...Does this mean I'm going to hell? Lol.
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greelin · 7 months
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equipping these not for strategic reasons. but gay ones
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months
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Lap Pillow
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vagueconfusion · 1 month
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Feeling real ridiculous for not having realized that Baron's "stark father" was the Nightmare King until now
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ministarfruit · 7 months
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DID Y’ALL SEE THE NEW APOLLO JUSTICE VISUALS BECAUSE WOOO YEAH WOWZA anyway I drew a low budget version of it which you may see here
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the-bi-space-ace · 8 days
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Never forget that Echo is an ARC trooper. Never forget that Echo is a badass. Never forget that Echo is a capable and experienced soldier and strategist. Never forget that Echo is impressive as fuck and an incredibly skilled man who can hold his own and never backs down from a fight.
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ochi-does-art · 4 months
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same heart same blood
@coline7373
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thedeerestdoll · 2 months
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byjinni · 1 year
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vanity of vanities, all is vanity.
shit of shits, all is shit.
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mabbbish · 11 months
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wonderful day to remember ninjago has a canon highschool au
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lilybug-02 · 5 months
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Wow. That could not have turned out worse.
Part 23 || First || Previous || Next
--Full Series--
This comic will be on Holiday Hiatus this December and January! While on a cliffhanger? What a scam! >:/
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kasieli · 11 months
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Hear me out: MC and Seb exploring the underwater caves together
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