Hua Cheng: My husband can wear whatever he wants because people are scared of him.
Luo Binghe: My husband can wear whatever he wants because I can fight.
Lan Wangji: My husband can wear whatever he wants because he’s a hoe and I knew that before we got married.
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SDV patch notes are wild because I'll go apeshit over game changing/new features but then it hits me with the "You can no longer pick up rugs if there's something on it" and I wholeheartedly believe that this is Peak Gaming and Eric Barone is a God
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every friend group should include
a bimbo
a mean bisexual
an even meaner lesbian
she/theys
he/theys
a token straight on thin ice
an astrology bitch who has everyone's birth chart memorised
and a short king
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I love how no matter how new the phan video is they never get new sound effects or visual effects, I could recognize that transition music from 7 miles away
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Girls don't want boyfriends. They want Red Bull to be fucking useless this year.
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this is the plot of warrior nun
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what they/them pussy does to an mf
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So Kaz like…does card tricks right. That’s his thing right. He can do shit like fold a card and put it in his mouth and that just happens to be the card you have in your hand. We’re all on the same page here correct?
Here me out: This man has without a doubt done magic tricks to try and impress Inej and make her laugh and there is nothing that can convince me otherwise. It doesn’t matter the timeline; before SOC, after CK.
I’m talking is this your card? But super elaborate. On crack. Like he pulls the card out of his mouth (as described above). And he does absolutely insane unhinged shuffling just cuz Inej is watching.
Inej would insist on shuffling because he’s doing it with too much flare and thinks it’s to distract her from the trick. So he’ll let her shuffle and she’s horrible at it and Kaz has to stop himself from interfering with the way she’s bending the cards.
Are you going to look me in the eye and tell me that the bastard of the barrel never pulled a coin out of Inej’s ear?
And Inej is into it damn it. She’s fascinated. She begs him to just show her one trick. Pre-soc kaz would never but post-ck kaz just might. She’s the only person he’s ever explained one of his tricks to. Ok bye.
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every time I see this ad it just looks like a 2012 Loki living in Avengers Tower fan film
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truly most suggestive jenmisheel pic next to
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Coincidence, MY FREAKING ASS!!!
"If I have a nickel for every time Kamiya Hiroshi voice a French man who is connected to a person that oversees law and fairness in their country, and that said person is very unhinged...
I would have two nickels, which is not a lot, but weird that it happened twice."
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Eliza and Alexander were the type of couple to say "we're trying so hard for a baby" and make everyone uncomfortable
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