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Andrew Bogut, Animals, and Cats: please take me home with you? Ptease Adopt IM Luna 38683 fka Romeo Luna 58683... a tiny 9 lbs, 7 yrs young, a little cuddler with a big heart whose affectionate charms are impossible to resist, an utterly adorable little Chihuahua lady waiting for you to save her life at the Manhattan, NY ACC. NYC - Luna fka Romeo 58683... a tiny 9 lbs, 7 yrs young, a little cuddler with a big heart whose affectionate charms are impossible to resist, an utterly adorable little Chihuahua lady waiting for your loving arms. CURRENTLY IN THE FOSTER CARE PROGRAM THROUGH THE SHELTER but CAN be returned to the ACC at ANY TIME. For more information or to adopt, please EMAIL [email protected] - SUBJECT Line: Luna fka Romeo 58683 - Don't forget to add your email address and phone numbers where they can reach you to your email as well. Thank you for caring. <3 ** NOTE *** ALL the below notes are from when the ACC still thought Luna was a BOY & called her ROMEO (LOL don't ask, we don't know either :P ) *** Romeo 58683... a tiny 9 lb, 7 yrs young, utterly adorable little Chihuahua sweetie waiting for you to save his life at the Manhattan, NY ACC. A volunteer writes: "True to his name, Romeo is a little cuddler with a big heart whose affectionate charms are impossible to resist. On our very first date he smothered me in a flurry of kisses before professing his undying love through tail wags, lap snuggles and the kind of deep, adoring gaze that only a doe-eyed Chihuahua can truly do justice. A great leash walker who high steps his way through the world like a tiny prized pony, he passes other dogs with ease and periodically looks up to 'check in' and make sure everyone's having as good a time as he is. House training is still a work in progress, but Romeo's a smart cookie. With regular walks and guidance from a new family, I'm sure he'll soon be 'going' in all the right places. This sweet boy is crate trained, comes when called and takes treats politely, and his fairly low-key energy is perfect for city living. A cosy home with a grown-up human (or two) who'll join him for mutual admiration sessions and mucho snuggle time would be his dream come true. Romeo's looking for love at our Manhattan Care Center, will he find it with you?" Inquire about him now before it is too late! ✔Pledge✔Tag✔Share✔FOSTER✔ADOPT✔Save a life! Romeo 58683 Small Mixed Breed Sex male Age 7 yrs (approx.) - 9 lbs My health has been checked. My vaccinations are up to date. My worming is up to date. I have been micro-chipped. I am waiting for you at the Manhattan, NY ACC. Please, Please, Please, save me! **************************************** To FOSTER or ADOPT this little nugget, SPEAK UP NOW & APPLY with rescues OR message Must Love Dogs - Saving NYC Dogs for assistance immediately! ************************************** The general rule is to foster you have to be within 4 hours of the NYC ACC approved New Hope partner rescues you are applying with and to adopt you will have to be in the general NE US area; NY, NJ, CT, PA, DC, MD, DE, NH, RI, MA, VT & ME (some rescues will transport to VA). ************************************** You must apply to rescues already approved to pull from NYC ACC shelters. Rescues can't do anything without APPLICATIONS! If your application is approved, rescue will arrange transport. ************************************** Date of Intake 31-Mar-2019 A volunteer writes: True to his name, Romeo is a little cuddler with a big heart whose affectionate charms are impossible to resist. On our very first date he smothered me in a flurry of kisses before professing his undying love through tail wags, lap snuggles and the kind of deep, adoring gaze that only a doe-eyed Chihuahua can truly do justice. A great leash walker who high steps his way through the world like a tiny prized pony, he passes other dogs with ease and periodically looks up to 'check in' and make sure everyone's having as good a time as he is. House training is still a work in progress, but Romeo's a smart cookie. With regular walks and guidance from a new family, I'm sure he'll soon be 'going' in all the right places. This sweet boy is crate trained, comes when called and takes treats politely, and his fairly low-key energy is perfect for city living. A cosy home with a grown-up human (or two) who'll join him for mutual admiration sessions and mucho snuggle time would be his dream come true. Romeo's looking for love at our Manhattan Care Center, will he find it with you? Basic Information: Romeo is a small mixed breed unaltered male estimated to be 8 years old. Previously lived with: 2 Adult 1 Child How is this dog around strangers? Romeo will bark and snap at strangers. How is this dog around children? Romeo will growl at the 10 month old child. Romeo was kept separated from the baby in the home. How is this dog around other dogs? No dogs in previous home. How is this dog around cats? No cats in previous home. Resource guarding: Unknown Housetrained: Eliminates outside at ACC Low/High Energy energy level, enjoys cuddles, playful Other Notes: When comfortable he will allow the client to brush/groom him. Romeo goes to a vet to get his nails trimmed. Has this dog ever had any medical issues? No Medical Notes Romeo has no known medical concerns. Bald spot on the right leg that has been treated for with no results. For a New Family to Know Romeo is an indoor dog and enjoys sleeping inside his room and crate. Romeo was fed Purina Dog Chow all day and eats when the clients eats. Romeo enjoys playing with rope and stuffed animals. Romeo does not enjoy walking outside due to the noises. Romeo barks at people, loud noises and when someone visits the home. Date of assessment 1-Apr-2019 Summary: Leash Walking Strength and pulling: None Reactivity to humans: None Reactivity to dogs: None Leash walking comments: None Sociability Loose in room (15-20 seconds): Highly social Call over: Approaches readily Sociability comments: Body soft, stays by assessor Handling Soft handling: Seeks contact Exuberant handling: Seeks contact Comments: Body soft, climbs into assessor's lap Arousal Jog: Follows (loose) Arousal comments: None Knock: Approaches (loose) Knock Comments: None Toy: No response Toy comments: None Playgroup: When introduced off leash to dogs, Romeo keeps to self. ENERGY LEVEL: Romeo is described as having a medium level of activity. Behavior Notes: Owner collared and placed Romeo into a kennel. DVM Intake Exam Microchip noted on Intake? n History : Stray Subjective: BARH Observed Behavior: Pet jumping on the handler; resisting leash control; required close neck restraint; did not show any signs of agression; allowed for full PE Evidence of Cruelty seen -n Evidence of Trauma seen -n Objective T = - P = wnl R = wnl BCS = 5/9 EENT: Eyes clear, moderate erythema; lichenification; and mild yellow discharge AU, no nasal or ocular discharge noted Oral Exam: teeth in good cond PLN: No enlargements noted H/L: NSR, NMA, CRT < 2, Lungs clear, eupnic ABD: Non painful, no masses palpated U/G: two distended testicles MSI: Ambulatory x 4, skin free of parasites, no masses noted, healthy hair coat CNS: Mentation appropriate - no signs of neurologic abnormalities Rectal: externally normal Assessment: Otitis externa otherwsie Healthy Meds Cleaned both ears with otic solution Applied claro otic 1 tube per ear repeat ear cleaning in 1 week SURGERY: Okay for surgery Prognosis: Excellent Behavior Asilomar: TM - Treatable-Manageable Recommendations: No children (under 13)/Place with a New Hope partner. Recommendations comments: Place with a New Hope partner: Due to all noted concerns displayed in a home environment, the behavior department recommends Romeo be placed with a New Hope placement partner who is able to provide an experienced adult-only foster home. A period of decompression is recommended to allow Romeo to acclimate comfortably to his new environment; force-free, reward based training only is advised when introducing Romeo to new and unfamiliar situations. Consultation with a professional trainer/behaviorist is highly recommended for guidance to safely manage/modify any behavior Romeo presents with outside of the care centers. Potential challenges: Handling/touch sensitivity/Fearful/potential for defensive aggression/Handling/touch sensitivity: Romeo is reported to growl and snap when his underside or face is touched. Please see handout on Handling Sensitivity. Fearful/potential for defensive aggression: Romeo is reported to growl and snap at unfamiliar people. Please see handout on Fearful/potential for defensive aggression. ... NOTE: *** WE HAVE NO OTHER INFORMATION THAN WHAT IS LISTED WITH THIS FLYER *** - For more information, or to direct adopt, please EMAIL [email protected] - SUBJECT Line: ** Dog's Name & ID # ** - Don't forget to add your email address and phone numbers where they can reach you to your email as well. ... RE: ACC site Just because a dog is not on the ACC site does NOT necessarily mean safe. There are many reasons for this like a hold or an eval has not been conducted yet or the dog is rescue-only... the list goes on... Please, do share & apply to foster/adopt these pups as well until their thread is updated with their most current status. TY! ======== Shelter addresses ====== - Manhattan Shelter: 326 East 110 St., New York, NY 10029 - Brooklyn Shelter: 2336 Linden Boulevard, Brooklyn, NY 11208 - Staten Island: 3139 Veterans Rd W, Staten Island, NY 10309 - Phone number: 212-788-4000 (is automated only) Operating hours: Monday through Friday 12.00pm to 8.00pm, Saturday & Sunday: 10.00am to 6.00pm. Closed on all Holidays. ****************************************** ****************************************** About Must Love Dogs - Saving NYC Dogs: We are a group of advocates (NOT a shelter NOR a rescue group) dedicated to finding loving homes for NYC dogs in desperate need. ALL the dogs on our site need Rescue, Fosters, or Adopters & that ASAP as they are in NYC high-kill shelters. If you cannot foster or adopt, please share them far & wide. Thank you for caring!! <3 ****************************************** RESCUES: * Indicates New Hope Rescue partner is accepting applications for fosters and/or adopters. http://www.nycacc.org/get-involved/new-hope/nhpartners ****************************************** https://www.nycacc.org/adopt/romeo-58683 ++++ http://nycaccpets.shelterbuddy.com/animal/animalDetails.asp?task=search&advanced=1&rspca_id=58683&animalType=1%2C2%2C15%2C3%2C16%2C15%2C16%2C86%2C79&nameExact=1&datelostfoundmonth=4&datelostfoundday=2&datelostfoundyear=2019&find-submitbtn=Find+Animals&tpage=1&searchType=4&animalid=94898 ++++ ++++ Beamer Maximillian Caro Hocker Carolin Hocker

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dinoalexander · 6 years

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The Semi Quotable 2017 Part 5

“applebee’s is literally begging to give away their food.” – Christine Teigen

“In the car w/husband, I offered $20 and a blowjob immediately if he could guess the official title. He did not win.” – @SteelyDanRather on the title announcement for Solo: A Star Wars Story

“280 tweets look like serial killer manifestos” – Scott Aukerman

“Dick Versace had two goals in 1989: guide the Pacers to the playoffs and beat Ricky Steamboat as many times as possible.” – Super 70’s Sports

“It’s D-Day and (Robert) Mueller secured the beaches before noon. Run Nazis.” – Mark Frost on the indictment of Michael Flynn

“The Rebellion is reborn today. The war is just beginning. And I will not be the last Jedi.” – Luke Skywalker

"The answer is either ass, boobs, or dick." -Jordan

"For the sake of salvaging whats left of the positions dignity for President of the United States...can someone in his staff please for the love of God delete Trumps twitter account? Its now gone from one of the most prestigious positions to "worlds most cringe worthy Twitter handle" in less than 6 months." -Steve

"Plague!!!!!!" -Block

"Donald Trump deals in bullshit the way a bovine fertilizer salesman deals in...well, bullshit." -C

"Sometimes you're the Galactic Empire, sometimes you're the Rebel Alliance." -Heather

"Leave it to us to make 'The Little Mermaid' SUPER awkward." -Q

"Ted Cruz...trippin'?" -Molly B

""Live your life in such a way that Donald Trump tweets mean things about you" -David K

"I remember reading so many posts immediately after the election from people who were absolutely terrified of what was going to happen once Trump was sworn in and Republicans controlled both houses of Congress. As evidenced by the fiasco that's unfolding with the health care bill, it should be clear that you folks had nothing to worry about. Even if they had some sort of nefarious purpose they were trying to carry out in their agenda, it seems as though these guys couldn't find their ass with both hands and a GPS." -Tim

“Well then get your shit together, get it all together and put it in a back pack, all your shit, so it's together. And if you gotta take it some where, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum. I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together. Get. Your shit. Together.” -Morty Smith (Justin Roiland)

"Alright, I'm now willing to admit there is a downside to everyone wearing yoga pants in public: I can't tell which of the adults milling about at the gym are here for adult gymnastics and which are just waiting to pick up their kids." -Pam

“Byron Allen’s got me all confused.” -me whenever “Happy” plays on the radio.

"A teacher in the school is selling Girl Scout cookies. The teacher got my order. In related news, someone's daughter is going to Camp Sugarbush this summer. Also in related news, after I eat these cookies, my nickname will be Sugarbush." -Klauss

“Like THAT’s safe!” -Michael, on Quisla’s... erm, safe.

"I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that people die of natural causes." -Rammson

"Donald Trump doesn't understand climate change because he lives in perpetual shade." -Laura

"A close friend referred to this before and after as Exponential Degredation. He said it and he's not taking it back." -The Perfesser

"This would be the equivalent of opening up a Cracker Jack box looking for the prize and seeing it in the bottom ox a box filled with sludge. There's some cool things but do you really want to go through the sludge?" -Gordon, on "Hip Hop Squares"

"You're not minimalist. You're broke." -some guy

"Okay, so we have watermelons.... why aren't there earthmelons or airmelons or firemelons? What happened to the rest of the elemelons?" -Emily Ann

“Thanks for making me confused about my sexuality, Adam Driver. You talented douche.” -Laura

"Unicorn Frappuccinos are what happens when you try and make too much of a good thing for profit. Its the answer to a question nobody asked. It's a Bar Rescue gone horribly wrong." -C

"(As Craig Ferguson) Now he used to be a wrestler and now he's going into politics. Now the two are highly different of course. One involves people with larger than life personalities who make grandiose claims and attack their opponents constantly and the other involves spandex tights." -Brian

"Dang it, PWC! Where were you in November? We could have had Emma Stone as President!" -Clint

“Feelings are real, but they are not reality.” -Dan Harmon

"It's like you've inherited a baby alligator. He was cute for awhile and now he's a big alligator who's threatening to destroy everything but still hangs around you and calls you daddy." -Gordon

"If one of those interchangeable Kardashian chicks dressed as a stewardess interrupted Sean Spicer's press conference by handing him a Pepsi, we as a nation could begin the healing process." -Kevin

"Opened Emma's recital costume and IT WAS COVERED IN GLITTER AND NOW I AM COVERED IN GLITTER AND EVERYTHING I OWN IS COVERED IN GLITTER OMG WHYYYYYYYYYYYY" -Molly B

"It's not terrible, but you can see terrible from where we're standing." -Q

"WHERE ARE MY PANTS!!!" -Michael

"Ladies and gentlemen, my sister, the one-woman Greek chorus." -C

"I have designated February 14 as 'Catch Pokémon, Not Feelings Day'." -J-Ho Boy-Type

"Because that's what ABC thought. This party needs more Lucy Hale." -C

"If I were Samsung I would make my keynote address one sentence. "Samsung galaxy S8… This one won't light itself on fire"." -Brian

"We are not going to let another demon monster take hold and grown and run wild. We are going to nip this problem in the bud. WE ARE GOING TO KILL HITLER AS A BABY!" -Q

"To quote the great Panamanian philosopher Roberto Durán, 'No más'." -C

"I broke my banana." -Q, re: an actual banana.

"Los Angeles has two football teams, two baseball teams, two basketball teams, and two hockey teams, but no curling teams?" -Kevin

"I have to wait for the Luther breakdown to finish!" -C

“Ugh. I really wish I had something cool to say.” -Johnny Yong Bosch

"Less Donald Trump! More techno music!" -bus random to a Bop It!

"Someone told me that being verified on Twitter “really doesn’t do anything” but that person is 1) wrong and 2) head of a social media dept." -Cory

"How did you know Carolina was going to beat Duke?" -Q

"Quisla... its U.N. motherfucking C. They handle shit. Consider this shit handled." -C

"my most-recent counseling appointment had me reaching the following conclusion: i fully acknowledge that i am a jackass, and my attempts at keeping myself from being a jackass has stifled what people like in me as a consequence of not wanting others to think badly of me. so what am i to do? just be a jackass and shoulder the consequences no matter when and where it happens? not entirely -- if i am to have my moments of jackassery, i will make better efforts to steer those spells towards being a jackass for the right reasons. sometimes it takes a jackass christian speaking up when someone claims to be a christian but whose words and actions are far from the basic command of 'love one another.' sometimes fighting for the weak and powerless means being a jackass towards the mighty and powerful. sometimes only an absolute jackass would punch a nazi in the face. i'm josh eldridge. i am a jackass. i hope this admission doesn't effect our friendship." -Josh

“Kylo Ren is like a sullen, resentful jungle gym.” -Laura

"I'm going to make a screwdriver because it's cold as shit outside." -Shelly

“I’m Regis Philbin! Welcome to night 24 of Who Wants To Get Impregnated?” -Jordan

"I just can't girl right." -Shannon

"Our long national pasttime is over." -Jessica, on overlong baseball games

"You may have a problem if the Target cashier recognizes you, knows you by name, and asks if everything was good because you didn't come in on your 'normal' day. Yay! I'm a regular!" -Aryn

"I read my bed all the time! It's a Serta!" -Kitty Carrion

"Does Baby Jojo need a binky?" -C

"I sense a great migraine in the Force...as if millions of white people were trying to get woke at the same time." -Laura

"Well the inauguration is over, finally after two years we can all get back to normal and... *boots up facebook* ...and I'm going to stay off Facebook until January of 2021, cheers 🙂" -Brian

"What fruit is the state of Georgia famous for? ... Todd Chrisley." -C, at quiz night

"So, apparently as an instructor, referring to the start of a new semester as "hazing" is frowned upon." -Heather

“2017 in a nutshell: You see “Mario Batalli :(“ as a Facebook status and you say to yourself, “Dead or pervert?”” -Adam

"Fun fact: staying sane is hard." -Jordan

"If I performed my job with the same razor-sharp precision with which meteorologists perform theirs:

Boss: Is this the data you promised me three weeks ago? Because it looks like completely wrong information.

Me: Yeah, but, as you can see, I've color-coded it in lovely hues of blue, purple and pink where I thought it would make it look nice.

Boss: Yep. Looks great! Keep up the good work.

I am clearly in the wrong profession." -Molly B

"😂😂😂 if I was meant to behave, I wouldn't have been born so good at misbehaving 😛" -Emily Ann

"Seen on a group page tonight:

Everything Kirk Cameron touches turns to patriarchy." -Shrub

"In other news, 30 oz of ribeye can be converted to 0 if you just believe in yourself." -Justin S

"Bacteria gets me so hard." -Jordan

"Oh REALLY..." -Q, reaching for Jordan's pants

"Who here loves animals but hates that Sarah Maclachlan commercial?" -Sweet Tea Shakespeare guy

“Hey... I run them miles. I’m slow as fuck, but I run them miles.” -C

"Trying to stay positive in a world full of assholes is like trying to shovel hot jello from a wheel barrow using a pitch fork with only one prong!" -Sheila

"If there's one thing I learned in college, it's: never underestimate the power of an icy, cold shower beer. Thanks guys!" -Dahlia

"No, no, no. I can't have penises all over my car tonight. Tomorrow night, maybe, but no penises tonight." -Nicole W

"Maybe for Lent Trump should just give up." -George Takei

"She wanted someone to take the pickle, so I did." -C

"Too... many... JOKES!" -Brian

"Saw the Barca result. Ah, so that is why folks riot." -Steve P

“I can’t have weird Chico. I live with him.” -Q

"Yay sports! Spoooooooorts!" -Milana Vayntrub

"You're at a bar. Playing bar trivia. Against an IQA ranked quizzer and his sister who would also be IQA ranked if she made the trip to Raleigh with me that morning. We are naturally expressive people within our family. That comes from being the children of Carlos and Olivia Alexander. We laugh together, we love together, we cook, fight, and emote together. And when we win, we emote like hell. If you don't like it when we win, next time bring smarter friends. Until then, get the fuck over it." -the son of Carlos & Olivia Alexander.

"This is my face when I find out some epically old karma has been served." -Shannon

Okay, one more oughta do it.

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