#am i accident prone?

[improvapocalyps]

I am so sorry it was you.

#double life spoilers #double life smp #double life #tangotek #solidaritygaming #trafficblr #tangotek fanart #tango fanart #jimmy solidarity fanart #jimmy solidarity #solidarity fanart #mcyt #mcyt fanart #mcyt art #my art #fanart #i am so sorry it was you because i am very prone to accidents and you should not have to deal with my clumsiness #i am so sorry it was you because now that you are soul-bound to me i am afraid that my ties with death will doom you too

[starrylevi]

Levi x Accident Prone/Clumsy SO

💫 Accidentally hit myself in the face while opening my backpack and was inspired 😅

You won’t be chopping up any ingredients if Levi can help it: Don’t touch that.” “But I’m trying to helpppp.” “You can help me by staying safe, which means no touching.”

He’ll make sure you’re aware of what’s ahead of you when you’re not paying attention. “Watch out for that. I don’t want you to die.”

When the streets are busy, he’ll take it upon himself to guide you, his arm securely around your waist as he helps you navigate the people traffic.

Your apartment will already be organized because of Levi but he would try his best to organize things in a way that would make it difficult for things to be in your way.

Whenever you get packages, big or small, Levi will place them somewhere that is out of your way but that is also in your line of sight so you know where they are.

Levi’s already hyper vigilant so he’s aware of his surroundings, especially when you’re around. “There’s a step in front of you”, “Pole on your right”, “Move left”.

He’ll notice new bruises before you do. He won’t tell you directly, he’ll massage the skin near the bruise, careful not to hurt you, and ask “Now where did this one come from?”

With how often you get bruises, he’ll suggest iron supplements. If you don’t buy them, he’ll buy them for you, walking up to you and placing them in front of you. “Take them.”

Sometimes you don’t have the common sense to move out the way when Levi’s opening a cabinet or a cupboard. To prevent you from getting hurt, Levi will place one hand over your knee, thigh, or forehead (anticipated spots where you might get hit) and open what he needs to with the other hand.

When you do manage to accidentally bump into something when he’s around, letting out a yelp of surprise and/or pain, Levi can’t help but shake his head and let out a small chuckle. He doesn’t know how you manage to hurt yourself so often. It’s kind of adorable. “C’mere, are you okay?”

He does not let you try to find your way anywhere in the dark. If for some reason, after you both get in bed, you need to get a glass of water or use the bathroom Levi will make sure you have a light source. “Don’t move, let me turn on the light first.”

Again, Levi doesn’t understand how you manage to accidentally hurt yourself so often but he knows he doesn’t need to. What he does know, and do, is he does his best to mitigate it. Of course he can’t protect you from everything, but that doesn’t stop him from trying.

#for the accident prone/clumsy girlies or anyone really #I see you and hear you I am you lol #it’s a struggle #no one asked for this so if no one cares that’s fine 😅 #Levi would be like ‘look at my idiot’ but do his best to help #he finds it funny and quite endearing since he’s the opposite #‘theyre a mess but I love them’ he would think #ugh the dream #okay I’m gonna stop now sorryyyy #levi #levi ackerman #levi aot #levi x reader #levi x you #levi ackerman x reader #levi ackerman x you #levi x y/n #levi headcanons #levi hcs

[starflungwaddledee]

it's the day before my birthday, and my girlfriend surprised me with an outing to a local bird aviary/botanic gardens in the mountains!!!

this was an absolute delight for me, known bird enjoyer, and i got to have many cute and phenomenal birds perched on my head (which i loved and plushie magolor 'tolerated', on account of it being my birthday). i even got to see a nicobar pigeon, which i had never seen in person before!

they also surprised me with an early birthday present to use at the incredible mountain-top picnic spread my gf planned (😭😭) of this extraordinarily cute kirby themed liquid-glitter cup!!

and of course, in true starflung fashion i injured myself twice

once, not three minutes into the outing when my umbrella (which i only require because i'm allergic to both the sun and sunscreen) bit me, and my gf had to run to reception to get me a bandaid. later, when i just totally fkn stacked it on some loose gravel on a slope and i got the umbrella back by slamming it into the ground, along with my knees and one palm. but not the other palm, which was holding plushie magolor, who touched neither gravel nor dirt and never will while i still breathe!

#i am so accident prone and also stupidly fragile in every way. but i'm fine and i found both of these incidents hilarious! #i feel it is important that everybody know that my mum (who has dementia but recognises plushie magolor) asked “is that magolor” when- #she saw meta knight on the cup. i said “no that's meta knight” and she replied “oh i should have known. he's not as cute as magolor.” #and magolor's ego grew THREE TIMES that day let me tell you #the cup is also extremely important as a gift actually. i recently accidentally smashed a childhood glitter cup i've had my whole life #i adored it to bits; comfort item; it had toucans on it. i was quite devastated when it broke #but it's been impossible to replace (despite my gf's best efforts) and we knew no substitute would really hit the same. #but THIS is similar enough yet different enough and so *perfect* in its own right that it really... fills the spot. #my gf is phenomenal at gifts and surprises. truly she is unfathomable. i am so spoiled 🥺 #7inch plushie magolor return to dreamland #he does have other bows btw!! he's been dressing up for halloween and christmas and such but this is his Party Bow! #starflungs personal tag

[bunabi]

They need to stop calling them laptops

This shit does not belong on your lap 😭

#long story short: im express shipping a ram card replacement 🧍🏾‍♀️ #accepting that im not accident prone or clumsy; my ass just moves too damn fast #theres NO rush ?? why am I rushing

[ghost-in-fools-garments]

Four chapters into “The Ties that Bind” and Bertie has already nearly been hit by a car

#jeeves and wooster #bertie wooster #Can relate I too am often nearly hit by cars #He’s so silly and accident prone <3

[ravenmoodle]

More bg3 tav doodles of my lil rat with no thoughts and much curiosity.

Also w @arawsuu and @jax-is-rattled's Tavs as well because this is their fault in the first place.

#my art #bg3 tav #doods #Roiraton #drow #bard #he's accident prone- but dw he knows how to heal. #maybe.. ALMOST done with act one?? i am.. slow....

[moonkssd]

//I am actually sad I can no longer sign due to how my fingers in my right hand don't bend without pain.

Today I tried signing penis and hurt myself.

#ooc #I am accident prone lol

[bingbongbugtime]

Maybe I should start cataloging where and how I get hurt I think it'd be funny

#pkmn irl #rotomblr #Considering I am a VERY accident prone person

[hum--hallelujah]

built this life and now it's mine - Fab Four fluff + jetpoison* (platonic or romantic, up to interpretation) (for @caffeineecold)

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Kobra got the jukebox in the corner working two days ago and Jet's just returned from a run that nearly killed him but also scored them a crate of real booze — not the shitty moonshine brewed in the Zones that everyone pretends they like even though it tastes like the inside of the boot that gave bootlegging its name, real stuff.

Party's already sloppy drunk, sitting at the counter, and Jet doesn't usually let himself get this tipsy. Kobra and Ghoul sit in the corner next to the jukebox, picking out tunes and passing back and forth a bottle of champagne, of all things. For being a sandpup, Ghoul has expensive tastes.

Something bass-heavy is playing when Party slips from the stool and nearly topples over. Jet's reflexes are sluggish, but he manages to slide from his own seat and catch Poison. Party's pissed at him for nearly dying, again, and Jet expects a shove and dark look, but that's not what he gets. Instead, Poison leans into him, fitting them so naturally together that it's almost frightening.

"Y'okay?" Jet asks quietly into Party's hair.

"Dance with me, Star?"

Jet blinks, shocked. This is the last thing he expected. But he's just drunk enough, inhibitions just low enough, and he always crumbles when Pois calls him Star. Nobody else really ever does. "Sure," he finds himself saying, and Pois curls even more against him, their hands finding their places without even looking. It's too easy to sway back and forth together, in some facsimile of dance that's really just more an excuse for the comfort of touch that they both need, to the lilting gravelly guitars playing through the jukebox speakers.

The track skips and Kobra thumps the side of the box to get it playing again, a rising guitar interlude without words. Poison's head is nested against Jet's jaw, red hair filling his entire field of vision. On an impulse he doesn't resist for once, probably due to how tipsy he is, he presses his lips to Poison's temple.

"I'm sorry, sunshine," he whispers. "Fuck, Poison, I love you. Not the way... you want me to, probably, but I do. I love you so much." His eye is wide and staring, a little bit desperate. There's no other way he can say it.

"Don't leave me," mumbles Poison softly into the skin of his neck. The song is different now, something softer. "My Star..."

Jet closes his eye. "I'm not trying to," he says.

Poison sniffs, still swaying to the new tempo of this song. "Try harder."

Pois probably won't remember this in the morning. Kobra and Ghoul will give them weird looks, like they've completely lost it, and Jet will know why. Heck, they're giving them weird looks now, over the top of a champagne bottle and between smirking giggling asides to each otherm But Party is too drunk to retain much. They won't ever talk about it, except maybe when it comes up in an argument they force everyone to hear. You said you wouldn't leave me, you said you love me. I don't care how it is I just want you to love me whatever way you can.

The future is unfolding in front of them in so many ways. But right now it's just two friends, irresponsibly drunk and folded into each other.

#hey btw uhh I have never had alcohol and I likely never will bc of family history with it so. uh. yeah this was weird to write #but also very fun skfnskfnks #the progression of ''party'' (implies a bit of distance) -> ''poison'' (closer) -> ''pois'' (which is something only #Kobra ever uses out loud. like Kobra is the only one who can out loud call his brother that. the others think it though #and it definitely implies intimacy) #is something I think about a lot #btw the first song is the one I took the title from (accident prone by jawbreaker) and the second one is fade into you by mazzy star #uh so... part of the reason I don't romantically ship jetpoison is bc every time I write them I end up projecting #my own deep seated platonic Yearning onto them #also I'm dubiously aroace so like. that probably explains a lot abt why I don't write outright ship/tend to lean into ambiguous friendships #so whenever I use a ship name with an asterisk I'm basically saying idc if you ship it or even take what I'm saying as that #I personally just don't want to go there :) #sorry I am very confusing about this stuff. I can be slightly in love with my friends in a possibly aroace way 😅 #I don't even understand it myself

[groovyinsects]

more sloppy lil doodles! this time of conrad and (a very ooc) harlow as deer

#insecta #ams #a magician's secret #1930s toon #i can't really tag this as Insect Oc can i pfft #conrad #harlow #if conrad were a deer he'd have at least one broken antler. he's very much an accident prone guy

[caffeiiine]

its one in the morning, almost bled all over my handbecause i picked my skin absentmindedly again, and i feel like writing major character death

#lets go!!!!!! #1 am not tired #honestly if im up until 3 in the morning tonigh tliterally do not be surprised #i am alright by the way i have bandaids in my room since im accident-prone #sodaramblestoomuch

[qwiverdance]

Kinda jealous of people who see like. LEGENDARY POKÉMON and are unharmed. I tripped over a dwebble as a kid and now there is a permanent gash in my forehead. When I was 14 I accidentally surprised a wild Foongus and slept in the woods for like 6 hours.

#unreality #pokemon irl #pokesona #pkmn irl #are you people immortal #or am I just very accident prone #I used to work at Straiaton gym kitchen and they had to FIRE ME BECAUSE I KEPT GETTING HURT

[squisheebugdoodles]

Suffering and despair (<it finally lost its mending diamond leggings for good due to lava)

#this is quite genuinely the one main and major reason i HATE bedrock minecraft #bc i cant just have keep inventory on cuz i am accident prone #anyways next weeks minecraft monday will be you getting to see me get increasingly frustrated as i repeatedly die and finally lose them #but dean only can use bedrock cuz she doesnt have a pc so 8') my pants. and the gifts i was collecting for her again!!! smad #like. genuinely

[puppyeared]

Vincent!!! Kid of my oc Augusta and @poicyss oc Anton <333

#IN LOVE WITH HIM THIS WAS SO FUN TO MAKE #look at him… a dubious little creacher this. is no good lmaooo #he wants to be stuck in the oven he wants to be stuck in the oven sooo bad. call that playing patty cake SHFJJS #he likes indigo cause it’s like a nice in between Augusta’s pink and Anton’s purple methinks 😊 LOOK AT HIM HES JUST A LITTLE SWEETHEART #he helps Augusta cook and she asks him to check if the waters hot yet and he just. sticks his whole hand in there hehehe #and she’s just so done with it she’s just like Vinny. did you at least wash your hands 🤨 #OHH ID LOVE TO IMAGINE HIM BEING ACCIDENT PRONE it scares the shit out of Augusta and Anton’s like lmao that’s my boy 😭 he’s doing his best #walks in like mom I tripped on a bear trap can you help me get it off and Augusta’s like you WHAT and Anton’s like sweetheart didn’t you #hear him. here let me go get the pliers NSHFHSMMS #I am just in love with them they’re my little blorbos 🥺 chewing them biting into them squishing them was #my art #reference sheet #ref sheet #oc #oc ref sheet #oc reference sheet #Vincent #Anton #Augusta #friend oc #? sort of lol #BABY MAN. LITTLE BABY MAN. LITTLE LITTLE BABY MAN. BABY MAN *POINTS* #starshadow

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

trying to be fancy for valentine’s day and make fancy food and my sautéing garlic and onions time is RUINED because i am a fool that forgets which knob goes to which burner and i have melted my cutting board. oops :(

#burnt plastic does NOT smell good. this is what i get for using so many pans at once #i promise i’m not even bad at cooking i’m just a fool who is accident-prone like i have cooked dinner almost every night since i was #14 i know how to cook well i am just cursed :(

[captain-of-the-gwynriel-ship]

Only I would manage to accidentally get packing tape on my lip and rip out some of my dry skin with it. Now I am sitting in my bathroom with a paper towel in my mouth to staunch the bleeding 😂😂😂

#only I can get this kind of injury #those who know me know just how accident prone I am