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tojisprettywife · 14 days
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{note: atp this point you know, it’s unedited again. i’d like to think toji’s a big fool in love. totally self indulgent.a drabble ig?}
warnings: none! fluff?!? ex-husband! toji x ex-wife! reader. (they were married but got divorced)
< @enouche i hope this one’s okay 🥹>
i keep thinking of ex husband! toji who never got over you, so with the hopes of forgetting you, he’d go to the bar. to find someone else, but no woman makes him feel like you do, you feel like home, comfort plus you’re “his wife” actually ex, but that doesn’t matter, he still considers you as his wife, not an ex. even after divorcing him, it'd never feel like you divorced him, because he keeps coming back to you, to home. “again?” you ask, one hand propped up on hip. he leans back on the sofa, throwing his head back, manspreading a little. “cut me some slack?..” he mutters. for the love of god, this man can’t verbalize his feelings properly, he can’t sweet talk well.
all he know is teasing and physical touch, his love languages. and no, it’s not just sexual, it’s more than that.the way he shows it is, he sits closer to you, his hand resting on your thigh, randomly wanting to hold you, most specifically your head scratches. he doesn’t really say “i love you” you would have heard it max 4 times from him, that too it’s never above a whisper.
he gets up from the sofa, walking towards you. he takes your left hand, and sees the wedding band still on your ring finger. a slow smile spreading across his face, his face beaming with happiness. he leans his head down, to press a kiss on the wedding band. you look at him surprised, he pulls you in for a hug. it’s still the same warm, you look tiny when he hugs you, you feel protected, feels like home. “m’ sorry” he mumbles. toji doesn’t say i love you much, but ever since he married you, he’d always press a kiss to your wedding band, ever so often, everyday. his way of saying, “i love you”.
(any sort of interaction is very much appreciated!)
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cupid-styles · 6 months
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fall/halloween blurb schedule :D
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I wasn't going to do anything for kinktober/the month of october butttt looks like inspo rly struck!!! so here's the schedule coming up :D
opposites attract
grumpy h and y/n: harry has a costume idea, but y/n is a little self-conscious — posted sunday, october 8
˚₊‧꒰ა 🦇🎃🕷 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚
you're my last shot
enemies to lovers: harry and y/n don't like each other very much, but now it looks like they may be committed to one another (pregnant yn) — posted wednesday, october 11
˚₊‧꒰ა 🦇🎃🕷 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚
halloween plans
halloween blurb for you're my last shot: harry tries convincing y/n to go out for their last halloween without a kid — posted sunday, october 15
˚₊‧꒰ა 🦇🎃🕷 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚
mates
abo blurb: harry and y/n meet for the first time at a frat party on halloween and oops looks like they might be mates! — posted wednesday, october 18
˚₊‧꒰ა 🦇🎃🕷 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚
aren't you hungry?
vampire h blurb: in which y/n goes to a club where vampires can pick any of the patrons to feed on, and harry chooses her for the first time — posted sunday, october 22
˚₊‧꒰ა 🦇🎃🕷 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚
my favorite person
werewolf h x human yn blurb: harry is a clingy werewolf trying to blend in with yn and her friends, except he's kind a brat — posted wednesday, october 25
˚₊‧꒰ა 🦇🎃🕷 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚
reader's choice: mates, part ii
abo blurb part two: y/n is nervous about knowing who her mate is, so naturally very smutty things occur — posted sunday, october 29
touch me here (sugar daddy h)
in which harry and mia go to a sex club on halloween, and things get spicy — posted tuesday, october 31
⋆ ˚。⋆୨🎃୧ ⋆ ˚。⋆ happy spooky season cutie pies ⋆ ˚。⋆୨🎃୧ ⋆ ˚。⋆
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mycatnameispickles · 23 days
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Did anyone else connect the scene where Gojo refuses to recognise suguru with the scene in Songs of Achilles? No? Just me? Am I the only insane person
"I could recognize him by touch alone, by smell; I would know him blind, by the way his breaths came and his feet struck the earth. I would know him in death, at the end of the world."
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hostdoozy · 2 months
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The horrifying implications of Meat Sweats powers.
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Rupert (mainly known as meat sweats) is possibly one of my favourite side-villains within Rottmnt as of this moment. Down his writing and animation, the Gordon Ramsey parody is an absolute delight to watch.
Something about his mannerisms is beyond fascinating to me. He's a double threat, both cunning and robust. I could go on about for hours about this overgrown porky pig characteristic and how he is so much more than the very thing he is parodying.
But I'll spare you that mercy and focus on ONE aspect of his character.
His mutant powers. (read more down below)
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In 'Nothing but Truffle' we get a lot of insight into how his abilities function. Using the strange tendrils that make up his arm and hands, he can latch onto his prey and suck out their 'essences'. Temporarily possessing his victim's powers while his victim is either immobilized or die after the process (implied). The key word here is "Temporarily" During the episode, after Mikey is betrayed by the British Meatbag we get this little exchange between the two.
"B-but- i thought you were nice now?" "Oh. that wore off hours ago...and by the way, you play lousy mandoline" This shows us, that once he absorbs his victim's powers- throughout the course of an entire day- they only last for a short period. This shows us, that his mutant form can quickly burn off "essences". why is this horrifying? I'll get into it soon enough, sit tightly. Let's us examine what exactly he IS absorbing.
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We see that whenever Rupert is absorbing something- it is always GREEN and you what else is green? Empyrean. the source of yokai power, the ingredient used to create mutants. His mutant form requires Empyrean. What do I mean by "require"? well then. We established that Rupert can quickly burn off Empyrean after absorbing it. now i'd like to point out something to you. Notice how Rupert is often described as "cannibalistic" or "vampiric" by other characters, merch and even concept artwork. Notice how often he hunts, he jumps at any opportunity to catch any prey. See how within the show, there are many instances of him having cages upon cages of mutant/yokai saved for special occasions. Almost like, he NEEDS a constant onslaught of Empyrean not because he enjoys the power that comes with it but rather, out of necessity. It is VERY possible that his Mutant form needs it to survive. Normal food won't simply cut it, He hungers for yokai and mutants alike.
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So is that it? seems pretty simple enough, right? AHAHAHAHAHA NO MY DEAR READER, WE ARE NOT DONE YET! you are stuck here with me. I had a shocking revelation, one that seemed rather far-fetch but please bear with me.
Rupert has minimal control of his powers.
When the metal gauntlets come off, Rupert cannot control what his tendrils can absorb. An example of this is featured is once again, in "Nothing but Truffle". The second Mikey pulled Rupert's arm to the weretree, the tendrils began draining it upon contact- against Rupert's will. He can't stop it. This is just one of the many instances of it. We know that Rupert can form "claws" with his tendrils based on this one Ep but this is the only time it happens. Usually, they are untangled instead of interconnected
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While this could just be an animation inconsistency- please just. indulge me for a moment. Rupert is known as most dangerous mutant according to Tmnt and there's good reason for this. Despite Ruperts disadvantages, he is capable of working AROUND them. He is dangerous not because of his mutant abilities but for his intelligence. we the viewer don't suspect it because He is capable of making split-second decisions within a fight. Rupert is competent in many others ways that we overlook and mislead into thinking he's in full control of his powers. (Idk if he's autistic but he'd be a master at masking lol)
So NOW why is this horrifying?
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Keep in mind. Rupert was a human- a shitty one but still human regardless. His mutation wasn't by choice. His cannibalism wasn't a choice. Imagine, you are at the height of your career and in the middle of your show- in front of an entire audience- you suddenly feel a pinch. everything is painful. Your body contorts into a horrific pigish amalgamation in a matter of minutes. The world has its eyes on you. people are watching. All you see is RED.
You've become a monster.
Once the red is gone. All that is left is the hunger. You are reduced to nothing more than a creature lurking within the shadows. A wall is put between you and the remaining semblance of your old life. Everything you work for, Gone. Left to rot away.
No matter how many scraps you pull out of NYC's trash piles. You are still hungry. This disgusting form of yours demands more. The only thing you can do to survive. is give in. indulge. you didn't just become a monster. you ARE the monster.
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Whether or not Rupert was deserving of this faith is up in the air. We know that he's always been an Asshole. (both Mikey and himself go on to confirm this)
This isn't meant to suddenly paint Rupert in a sympathetic light nor be an attempt to "redeem" his actions. Far from it. This is meant to further insight into him as a villain and why he acts the way he does. Rupert still values his humanity. Rupert resorts to extreme measures to ensure his own comfortability and his legacy (i.e his restaurant) but thats a topic for another day.
To finally conclude this tangent. While Rupert is scummy sod, the situation he's forced into is unsettling when you sit down and think about it. If anything. he might have become a bigger asshole due to his mutation. (now excuse me- im going step inside this man's food truck and kiss him)
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sky-is-the-limit · 3 months
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Hey! I just saw your post about the southern accent and it's a breath of fresh air to see someone who likes out accent and doesn't mock it, appreciate it 🤠
I seriously don't understand how people mock it, do you mean other Americans? Because the Southern/Texas accent is really the best/most attractive one. Tbh the only American accent I like (like, a lot)
I'd pay someone with a southern accent to just sit next to me and talk 😀 *sweet talk required*
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weiner-enjoyer · 2 months
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canaries should stay above ground.
when the eye is obstructed; when the walls are secret doors, secretly locked; when the bird - a messenger - is found where it should not be giving or receiving messages; when the eye finally finds it’s way back to the little canary, only to be censored b a moderator,
canaries, for their own sake, should stay above ground.
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dear-ao3 · 4 months
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i need all of you to know the absolute state of affairs this week
11/16 (thursday): full time job 9a-1:30p, part time job 4-8:30p, watch f1 fp1 11:30p-12:30a, sleep
11/17 (friday): full time job 8a-2p, watch f1 fp2 replay, part time job 4-8:30p, eat food, shower, nap, watch f1 fp3 11:30p-12:30a, nap, watch f1 qualifying 3-4a, sleep
11/18 (saturday): full time job 9-10:30a, clean entire apartment, make food for sunday-tuesday, pack for thanksgiving
11/19 (sunday): part time job 8a-2p, hang out with brad 2-5p, watch f1 las vegas race w my sister over FaceTime at 5p, finish whatever cleaning i didnt finish on saturday
11/20 (monday): full time job 8a-8p, make pumpkin bread, make sure everything is packed to go home
11/21 (tuesday): part time job 8a-2p, full time job 2:30-4:30, get picked up by my parents to go home for thanksgiving at an undisclosed time
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idiotno2 · 3 months
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i’m not sure if i’m reading into this wrong, but if i’m not i feel like this is something that has been overlooked by a lot of people in this lobotomy scene.
did harrow remove her own eyes from her face so that she could see to give herself the lobotomy?
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does this illustrate that harrow had one set up above her head to see her own brain to conduct her fucked up surgery on herself?
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unfilled sockets? empty eye sockets???
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stared out of her face - like outside of her face?
this would totally be in character for harrow but it doesn’t get acknowledged very obviously because ianthe is narrating this chapter, and fucky flesh magic is very mundane to her, so why would she point out the fact that harrow has removed her eyeballs from her sockets temporarily
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peter-must-die · 2 months
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sometimes i forget that i am actually a loser
so aside from me talking about this on TUMBLR... today at my friends bday idk why but i brought up dan howell and my friend goes "who" and im like ... dan howell yk.. dan and phil... the two gay british guys??? and my friend just looks at me and im like What Please what. and i pull up a photo of them and theyre like yea ive never heard of them.
i am actually gobsmacked because what do you mean not every single person was raised watching dan and phil and reading their older sisters TABINOF and watching dans coming out video on repeat until u fell asleep.
so maybe im just a freak weirdo
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whimsicalsoil · 10 days
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someone needs to make a queerplatonic matchmaking app
like,,, that would be fire asf cmon
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drdrizzey · 1 month
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I cannot believe how much of my soul I have spent on TMA. Like. Every Time I wasn't eating, working or sleeping I was listening to it. When I started I did a literal listening planning with specific hours and I calculated how long it would take me to finish each arc and on the plan it was written day by day for every single break I had with every single minute. (Even though I literally have dyscalculia) and so I would start listening from the very moment I woke up and I would even brush my teeth and get dressed listening to it.
My papers from psychology class are covered in drawings of eyes and of drawings and comics of the characters because when I was not listening to it I was thinking about it and sometimes I would even forget to eat or sleep. Every work assignment I got from any class I would make them on TMA and listen, I have literal exams going on.
AUTISM IS NO JOKE I WENT CRAZY ON IT it's literally PART OF MY SOUL NOW it's everywhere and the worst part is I did not talk about it to ANYONE IRL because I'm so silent but the second my art teacher asked the subject of my art project I started by explaining the meer concept of what a podcast is and she made fun of it because it was like explaining an essay by starting with how a paper sheet was made. I AM INSANE and did not even cried at MAG200 because my brain refuses to make any of these characters die since they are now living in my mind forever. Gosh this is all I have been doing for the past months and I will not stop any time soon
Geez I might be a mix between the eye and the spiral or something
But yeah I just finished it, so now I guess let's go for TMP and let's post an unholy amount of fanarts in order to keep the characters living
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meownotgood · 8 months
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there is a weirdly special place in my heart for aki's earring backs
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idontbelievethehype · 4 months
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Hold on now. Was Oliver wearing an angel necklace at the party wHERE HE KILLS ANGEL FELIX
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heeha-must-die · 1 year
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i won't explain anything
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but as you can see i'm brainrotting
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alissa3000 · 3 months
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I have a lot of different headcanons for good omens but one of the ones I think about the most is in s2 ep6 when Crowley tears up and tilts his head up before putting his glasses back on is bc demons aren’t meant to cry, like maybe it’s some form of diluted holy water? But I think if they cried it would be painful
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crienneoftarth · 3 months
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hear me out….
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