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#am i outing myself as someone who loves a flat lil white boi butt
bodycountgame · 2 years
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since arthur is straight up and straight down, does this mean that the “arthur has a nice ass” agenda cannot bloom into fruition? agony-
i mean flat boy butts can still be nice i'm not gonna be out here making a list of physical features that are undesirable lmao.
like i know i make fun of arthur and his ironing board ass (because he is my posh little bastard and he deserves it) but all of the characters in body count are objectively hot! they wouldn't have been cast in a reality tv show if not!
if you think the way i've described any of their appearances negates that, then maybe that's something that you need to address about the way you judge peoples bodies idk.
anyway the point is that i don't want people to feel shitty about their bodies, people of any shape can be hot, if you're reading this you're probs bangin' don't let anybody tell you different xoxo
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blurbox-blog · 7 years
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When Everything Turned Upside Down (Chapter 2)
I gather my belongings while Sam fishes his phone out of his backpack. I grab my board (which I decided to bring, because I was planning on catching waves alone.) and notice him staring at me.
"What?!" I say "Is there something on my bum?" "No, but you have a tattoo on your side." He says, nonchalantly. I decide to ignore him. "What high school do you go to?" I say nervously. Desperate to change the subject. "Briar High." He shrugs "Just transferred from Seattle." That explains everything, I was about to ask if he was new.
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"That was fun," I say, while we walk back to my car. "we should do this again."
"Definitely," he winks "I like spending time with you." I look at my feet hoping he doesn't notice I'm blushing a very bright red.
"I better get going," I smile "I enjoyed your presence." I give him a big hug and as I am, I feel his hand brush my butt. "Hey!" I'm furious.
"I just wanted your number."  he says innocently.
"Got any better ideas that to grab my arse?" I fume.
"Nope."
"You're kidding right?" I have to use all my energy to not roll my eyes.
"You would've left and you would've probably ignored me at school because you had forgotten all about me," he shrugs "You probably have this really hot football player drooling all over you, but you keep friendzoning him because your waiting-"  he air quotes "'for the right guy.'" I have my mouth gaping in a big O.
"You practically summed up my high school years so far." I say, still shocked.
"Typical white bit-" he pauses "why are you so surprised?" I'm still fazed "Oh my gosh. Don't tell me that your whhhoooollleee high school life revolves around you. Because honey, it doesn't." He snaps.
"So you're saying that you've been that guy drooling over that girl who keeps 'friend zoning' you?" I hit him back. "Shut your fat mouth. Your ego's too big."
"Says the one who doesn't have her phone because it's currently in the hands of someone you just met today." He says, shrug- OMYGOD HE HAS MY PHONE.
"GIVE ME BACK MY PHOOONNNEEE!!!" I'm starting to go crazy. My whole life is on that phone.
"Um. Wait." I hear a dial tone coming from his phone- he's calling me  "Hey, this is that really hot guy you met at the beach-" He smiles at me, then winks. "-call me back when you get the chance. Oh, and by the way, this is Sam." He clicks the end button.
"What was that about?" I challenge him as he hands back my phone.
"Just so you could aaalllwwwaaayysss listen to me, because I know this definitely  won't be the last time see each other, but it might be a while until we do see each other." He grins,  and gooooddddd that jawline. I am soooo glad I am single right now.  I cough to distract myself.
"Well," *cough* "Today was fun." I get in my car and smile. "See you soon Sam-with-no-cute-nickname." All my previous anger disappeared, and I'm actually flirting!
"Sooner than you think Vanessa, who is also Nessa, but Ness to me." He smiles "Hey, can I call you loch-Ness monster?" He teases. I groan.
"Ugggghhhhh. Do you know how many times I hear that from my older brother?" I groan more.
"Well I think it's cute... Vanessa." He winks and walks away. I step into my car, and all the way on the drive home, I can't stop smiling like an idiot.
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Saturday,
"Mom?" I yell as I wring out my hair on our porch. Huh. No response. "Dad? You there?" I walk into the kitchen and find a note on the counter.
Ty & Ness,
Gone out on a date ;)
Won't be back until  Wednesday.
Have fun. Feel free to invite friends over ;)
Just make sure the house is clean, eat daily, and lock the house everytime you leave.
Enjoy!
-Momma and Dadda
Welp. I sigh. Guess I'm alone. I might as well make the best out of it. I call my best friend Katherine.
"Yo, Kat." I say, wedging my phone between my shoulder and cheek.
"Yo Nessa, wassup?" She says
"I'm bored, and home alone." I sigh in defeat. "Wanna come over and spend the night?"
"Ya, parents are out on vacation in Mexico," she laughs "I actually just got home. Alone too."
"Yay! You can stay here as long as you want." I drop my voice. "I got some juice."
"No," Jenna sounds impressed "who about?"
"Hot guy named Sam." I laugh "I got his number, maybe tomorrow we could hang out with him."
We talk a bit more about somethings, and abruptly she stops responding for 5 seconds and says,
"Hey, Ness."
"Ya?" I ask, a bit worried.
"I'm outside."
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I let Katie in and we hug. My older brother comes out of his "man cave" and looks at Kat's butt.
"Hey Tyler," Kat replies giving a tiny wave. "How are you?" She walks over and gives him a hug. I roll my eyes while Tyler looks at me, and when he thinks I'm not looking, he squeezes her butt.
"I'm good Katherine." He smiles "Ness. I haven't seen you all day, where's mom and dad?" I hand him the note. "Sweet." His smile is crooked, but, I mean he isn't ugly. He's actually pretty handsome. He has dirty blonde hair, opposite from my dark, dark hair. He has light blue green eyes and nice lips. I've been teasing Kat and Ty about each other for 5-6 years now to start dating each other. I see them do something every once in a while, but the never say anything about being together.
That night, we talked a lot about our plan on how to win this boy over. We replay his voicemail that he left over and over.
"Hey, Kitty Kat," I say, I've been using that nickname for her ever since second grade. "We've been doing all this planning but we haven't even asked him if he can hang out tomorrow." I look at my phone, a short message already typed out, my thumb hovering over the send button.
"Definitely." She says, standing up. "I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick."
"M'kay." I say, almost half asleep.
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Kat's POV
I stop by Ty Ty's door and wait. He's playing his guitar obnoxiously loud. His signal to me that he wants me to come in. Something we'd made up years ago.
"Hey," I walk in, feeling tiny, trying to pull my shorts lower.
"What's up Kat?" He smiles and puts his guitar in it's case. He stands up and gives me a hug. "I... I couldn't tell Nessa." He puts his forehead down to mine.
"What?" I close my eyes. I had hoped he told her. Tyler and I have been together for 3 years now. I was only in 8th grade, him a junior in high school. Making him 16 and me 13. We never told Vanessa although I told him yesterday that he had to.
"I'm sorry Kitty." He holds me. I wrap my hands around his neck.
"It's ok Ty Ty." I say, "It's ok, we'll just tell her right now."
"Ok." he says in defeat. He gives me a quick peck on the cheek. "Let's go." I take his hand and walk into Vanessa's room.
"Hey Kat he sa-" She turns around to look at us. She was in a long tee and her underwear. "Tyl-" then she notices us holding hands.
"Ness, I've been meaning to tell you," I smile at Tyler, "But we're together."
"Yeah," Tyler replies "I've wanted to tell you too, but never found the right time." Ness just looks at us in shock.
"You never told me." She says, barely audible.
"I'm sorry I kept this a secret Ness." I say but at the same time Tyler talks,
"Well you don't have to know everything about my love life lil' sis." He says and gives her shoulder a squeeze. Vanessa flinches.
"How long." She asks, her voice flat.
"3 years." I say in a whisper. "3 years."
"3 fucking years." She looks at me, "and you never said anything?" She's furious.
"Isn't this what you wanted from us though?" Tyler inserts.
"Yeah," she looks at him now "but I wanted to know and be a part of it. Not be kept away from it for 3 whole years." She's shaking "How far have you gone."
"3rd base." I reply, wanting an honest conversation, but Tyler decides to lie.
"2nd bade." He says.
"Oh my gosh." She lies on her bed. "Thank you for your candor, but you guys can go to his room now." Vanessa's phone starts to ring and she answers as a dismissal. I take Tyler's hand and walk out. I close the door to his room and he kisses me and hugs me tight.
"You're so brave." He smiles.
"That was nothing." I say, shyly.
"Oh, it was a lot to me." And kisses me once more and we lie on his bed. And stay like that. For the rest of the night.
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