I'm looking for that post desperetely bc I mentioned Diluc shoving pictures of his hawk in Elzer's face while Elzer is like "You show me pictures every day master Diluc I know she's cute" and I found a clip from a youtube video that is E X A C T L Y what I imagined those interaction were like but for the life of me I cAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE
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wait. what when did they lose tk
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"eight legs to the wall" is their legs...why did i just realize that
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THREE YEARS!! IT TOOK ME ALMOST THREE YEARS TO REALIZE THE SQUID PUNS ARE SPLATOON REFERENCES
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ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL
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Imagine spending all your energy being cool and mysterious 24/7.
What an idiot have I mentioned I love him?
Idea came from a cool post @nouverx made about Alastor’s possible sleeping habits. 💕
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guys hot uquiz was just discovered but I'm taking it about 100 yrs too late. anyways everyone share how wifeable you are.
THE WIFE RATING SCALE 1929
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can i say something. for years i thought the joke of the song short skirt/long jacket by cake was that he wanted a woman who was hung like a horse. like i thought when he says jacket it was a last-second fakeout because he very obviously meant to say cock. and the rest of the things in the song were just her personality and interests. which were secondary to her awesome penis
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Edit: muted this monstrosity but if you're looking for the blank template it's on my blog and I'll tag this and it with "the stupid fucking shorts post" so you don't have to scroll through everything 💀😂 (I did not make the template btw, I don't know who the OP is but if you do please let me know)
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buck: i’m so nervous
dean winchester: don’t worry, it’s gonna be okay
*3 hours later*
doctor: your surgery was a success
buck: wait, where’s dean?
doctor: who do you think gave you the bisexuality?
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"tomato is a fruit" people piss me off so bad. Yeah and. Lettuce is a leaf. Carrot is a root. Potato is a stem. Vegetable doesn't exist in nature we made that up. And aren't you glad🥬🥦🥒🥕🥔🥕🌽🍅🍆🫑🫛🍠🥑
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