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longtallglasses · 2 months
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who's gonna write the stranger things/byler/lumax amazing race competition reality show au???
like byler is marketed as the nerdy childhood best friends team, “we've already gone on much crazier quests together when we were ten so this race is gonna be a piece cake!”
the whole audience at home picking up on their insane chemistry like... 👀
they're the clear front runners from the start because they hardly need to talk at all to get things done, work so quickly on their feet, mike is a crazy good strategist, and they’re always on the same page. and ToTally side eye other teams that are a mess, judgy shared smirks and eye rolls.
I know mike would be taking the whole thing soooo seriously while will is like :) ☺️ as mike figures out all the clues in seconds. even better if in this universe they already know lumax so mike is extra competitive bc he wants to beat them.
lumax is the loud and funny bickering couple, (also *cough* the couple everyone is attracted to) either freshly newlyweds, or just engaged. they have a million moments in the show where something goes wrong and they look at each other like 'wtf?!' 'this isn't my fault!' 'well you said we didn't have to worry about water!' they still would somehow manage to pull through and do okay
they are more 'secret planners' being sneaky that the audience is also blindsided by some of their actions. they excel best at the physical challenges that’s where they don’t need to check in w the other, but sometimes also really surprise everyone with their smarts.
also 100% love being sabateurs!!! very excited to fuck over another team if they can. if it airs at a time of social media people would be making comps of all their little zingers, one liners, and banter.
and simply bc i think this would be SO funny is dustin and mr. clarke as a team. teacher and ex-student team. the science guys! however despite being super smart a lot of their skills and knowledge aren't translating to most of these practical challenges and obstacles (mr. clarke more than dustin).
they don't do the best communicating with locals and stuff of the like, but people LOVE to watch them, i just have this vision of mr. clarke having to sky dive or crawl through some dark cave and freaking out, while dustin yells at him to keep going. instant comedy gold to the folks back home. dusitn for some reason still refers to mr. clarks AS mr. clarke.
they would also be the team hit with every detour task, slowing them down so much, dustin is so irate every time while mr. clarke is like weirdly overtly optimistic bc he's really there to just have fun. (like yes a steve/dustin team would be great too but i think i'd rather a steve/robin or a robin/nancy team alongside these)
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wowwforever · 5 months
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the amazing race is still pretty good but nothing beats the early seasons where it was like "we took the dumbest americans we could find and dropped them in the middle of norway with $15. good luck fuckers"
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prehistoricmancunt · 1 month
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watching the new season of amazing race and one of the teams is wearing n95s!! in crowded outdoor space! a girl and her older dad! go team!!
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brookecamhi · 6 months
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The only ones who matter.
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theatricality · 6 months
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uh oh y’all
amazing race haters have no life like that show is so fun ESPECIALLY compared to big brother because i’m sorry, but i can not get through a single episode of that show but i could watch only TAR for a week straight and still not be bored like i am with BB 🤷‍♀️
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tenmillionthfirefly · 16 days
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"Why am I crying?" - Danny, who has been crying since episode 1
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thatqueergarbagerat · 6 months
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Okay, okay, just hear me out: Dan and Phil on the Amazing Race
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creamxxbrulee · 3 months
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We’re watching season 25 of amazing race and this last episode there was a team fighting in a challenge (gay, Asian guys) and the one that was getting yelled at responded with, “sorry, onward” without like skipping a beat or thinking their partner was horrible or breaking down or anything and I was like wow…. How can I become this resilient!?
Sorry, Onward!
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diary-room · 2 years
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derek and claire killing it on ep 1 of amazing race
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travsd · 5 months
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For St. Andrew's Day: Celebrating Glasgow's Britannia Panopticon Music Hall
For Scotland’s National Day we celebrate a Glasgow venue that many claim is the oldest music hall in Great Britain, The Britannia Music Hall (also known in later years as The Panopticon or The Britannia Panopticon). It opened on Christmas Day, 1859. Others may dispute the distinction. As with all such claims, you can fudge it with various criterion because it comes down to what your definition of…
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ninja-grace · 5 months
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@reybeeze we need to go on the amazing race when we’re old enough
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alwaysasoldier · 1 year
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Beautiful
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fluffypotatey · 7 months
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LET THE BATTLES BEGIN!!!!
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unlimitedsupplies · 9 months
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tv networks: see because of the writer's strike we've had to change our fall line-up so big brother runs for two extra weeks and amazing race episodes are going to be 90 minutes long :( :(
me: wow what a delightful reward for supporting strikers i see genuinely no downsides
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deadseadani · 9 months
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IM SORRY but I’m watching the first season of the amazing race and this one lawyer frat bro is giving off the strongest Christian bale American psycho fanboy vibe I have ever SEEN
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Everyone who lives in Sunny and Bizzy's fire districts: *burns to death because those two can't navigate to save their own rears*
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