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astrophilip · 4 months
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not to get deep, but dan and phil epitomise the thing i dream of having in a relationship: complete and total comfort. the amount of ease they share, the kind that's so total they'd allow the other person into their literal and figurative space without blinking, without thinking, without noticing — because that's just the way it is, and should be. like "I would like to be the air that inhabits you for a moment only. I would like to be that unnoticed and that necessary" (margaret atwood)? they are there. that's them. and it makes me a little weepy, i'm not gonna lie
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it-wasntaphase · 26 days
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dan honey it’s okay…phil isn’t really marrying the king there’s no need to be upset
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danandphil-lies · 2 months
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"You could swim in those eyes" (apple Phil picture) you cannot, in fact, swim in those eyes (it would be impossible)
thank you anon for bringing this lie to everyone's attention! seasoned veterans will recognize this quote from one daniel howell in reference to philip lester's eyes:
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some may claim that this is not a lie, but rather just dan being ignorant. perhaps, one might say, dan truly thought that he could go swimming in phil's eyes. however, dan is a man of science. surely he understood that it is physically impossible for a person to go swimming ("the sport or activity of propelling oneself through water using the limbs") in another person's eyes (not made of water, very bad if limbs enter). thus, we should, nay, are forced to draw the conclusion that dan was LYING!
why daniel j. howell would make such a blatant fabrication is unfathomable. this just goes to show that even in 2009, dan was a liar who did not care that he was obviously presenting falsehoods. and the fact that phil lester (AmazingPhil) would go along with said lie is repugnant.
we must fight for the truth! please everyone, i compel you to follow in the footsteps of this brave anon and submit more pieces of fiction from dan and phil.
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shipposttt · 5 months
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The Ship of the Day: Phan
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Name: Dan and Phil
Ship Name: Phan
Original Content: Youtube
Ship info:
Now we delve into the world of IRL shippers. And it would be wrong of us not to focus on two of the OG YouTubers.
The pair first interacted with each other in 2009, when Phil (going by AmazingPhil) was sent a message by Dan Howell asking for advice from the YouTuber (who for 2009 standards was quite popular). The two began talking and became quite good friends, eventually moving into an apartment in Manchester. This was the start of their collaborative career that would go on for years.
With their content becoming more and more popular the duo were eventually contacted by BBC and ended up with their own show known as the 'Dan and Phil show'. This show ran from January 2013 - August 2014 and became a massive success, allowing fans to feel more connected to the two and becoming more invested in a possible romance between the two. The show was such a success that they even won the Sony Golden Headphones Award, and with the money the duo gained they moved from Manchester to London.
After the show ended, the pair went on to create a new collaborative title DanAndPhilGAMES where the duo played competitively against each other, keeping track of the winner of each video game on a makeshift leader-board.
The pair continued to do more and more things as a duo, and rarely anything alone. They wrote a book, had two tours and even had cameos together in movies. However, after their second tour, the two of them took a step away from their collaborative channels, stepping away from the YouTube spotlight. The burnout and exhaustion had hit them both.
They briefly both came back onto YouTube in June 2019. Dan first on the 13th with a video entitled 'Basically I'm gay' where he covered his life, struggles with internal and external homophobia and the fear of being outed due to the 'Phan ship'. He also confirmed fans' speculations that they were previously romantically involved, yet did not cover if this was still the case. Then later on the 30th Phil released a video titles 'Coming out to you'. After these videos the two once again went on hiatus.
Although content between the two isn't what it used to be, we do know they are currently living together in their current 'forever home'. But, recently the DanAndPhilGAMES has been up and running, showing signs old content is coming back
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Type of Ship: Queer, but no information if they're together
The two, understandably, have kept quiet regarding their relationship with one of the two stating how "I'm someone who wants to keep the details of my personal life private". When the ship was at it's most popular during the mid-2010's and was one of the most popular ships during this time (especially on AO3).
However, with this came trauma for both Dan and Phil. They were always constantly bombarded with questions about the ship and their sexuality which was a big factor in them starting their hiatus. Dan explains how during this time it was traumatising due to the intensity of the fans and said how even though he appreciated the effort fans put in, being constantly bombarded with questions regarding sexuality during a time when he was questioning it himself was not what he needed. Or what Phil needed.
It just seemed that fans could not disconnect fiction from real life, and treat them like they were just characters in a wattpad fanfic without thinking of personal boundaries. It's fortunate that fans have learnt from their mistakes and we can see that Dan and Phil are slowly remerging with their original content.
Admin, 🦒
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Christmas One-Shots Masterlist
10x10, a hundred images of loving you (ao3) - silentOrator
Summary: Dan and Phil at Christmas through the years.
A Christmas Ring - forphansake
Summary: Phil decides to do a radio show by himself but only because he has a special present to give to Dan.
A Prince's Choice (ao3) - Emejig16
Summary: Prince Phillip reconnects with an old friend at the royal family's annual Christmas party.
A Toast to Now (ao3) - melapplesphan
Summary: It's Christmas Eve, 2016, and Phil Lester's plane home for the holidays has been delayed due to snow. In a fit of boredom, he finds himself taking an uncharacteristic leap and striking up a conversation with "DanielH."
Meanwhile, Dan Howell can't quite believe that AmazingPhil - the same guy who ignored his messages 7 years ago - just started chatting with him on Grindr.
Air Hockey (ao3) - philsmeatylegss
Summary: Christmas fic where neko!dan, who has a horrific past, faces his greatest challenge yet: meeting his fiancé’s family…
all i want for christmas (is you) (ao3) - lestered (clonetrobed)
Summary: He finds himself huffing out a small, high-pitched laugh that he couldn’t even dream of passing off as part of his natural register. “Hah… yeah. Mhm. Nice. Morn… ing. Yup. Sure is.”
Dan’s smile falls a tiny bit, a hint of confusion flickering behind his eyes. Unfortunately, that’s an expression Phil is all too familiar with receiving.
AU where Dan is Phil's Christmas coworker crush, and awkward boys are awkward.
Christmas Coming Out (ao3) - FandomFeels17
Summary: He didn't intend to come out to his mum in his future mother in law's kitchen at Christmas... But here he was, doing exactly that.
Christmas Dinner - dxnhowell
Summary: Dan and Phil go to a Christmas party with other youtubers, and of course, Dan’s worried about who might be vlogging... but vlogging is the least of their worries when they get stuck under a mistletoe.
Christmas Lights - fiction-phan
Summary: “I live below you and I was minding my own business watching the snowfall out the window when I saw a body fall. Are you really putting up Christmas lights right now?”
Christmas with You (ao3) - plinth_of_life
Summary: Dan and Phil spend their first Christmas together as a couple, joining the Howell family for Christmas Eve in Wokingham.
close to me, you are all of me (ao3) - sunflowerwitches
Summary: a little insight to dan and phil's christmas day
december 14th: bundle up, baby (ao3) - watergator
Summary: dnp taking their little kid for the first time to the iom for christmas
there's nothing more exciting than a child's first christmas
Eskimo Kisses and Christmas Wishes (ao3) - philsdrill
Summary: Dan gets a nasty surprise when he at last comes out to his family just before Christmas. Alone and out in the cold, he makes the trip up to Manchester where he spends Christmas with Phil and his family. It’s a struggle for Dan, being in such a loving family environment when he has just been evicted from his own, but Phil does his best to look after Dan and cheer him up as best he can.
Feels Like Christmas - phanimist
Summary: dan's told to go out to get things at the store, despite the fact that it's christmas eve, and he's not all too happy about it until he runs into a cute stranger named phil.
home for the holidays (ao3) - possumdnp
Summary: Dan and Phil take a moment to themselves while hosting Dan’s family for Christmas.
Home is Where the Wifi Connects Automatically - oqua12
Summary: The wifi at Dan's parents' house is utter crap, which is definitely why he's always so miserable when he visits his family for Christmas. Because of the wifi. (Or at least, that's what he chooses to tell himself.)
I’d Like To Hang Out With You For My Whole Life - cafephan
Summary: In which Phil’s advent calendar is a daily treasure hunt, and Dan has planned everything to perfection.
if you want to be happy (in a million ways) (ao3) - happy_endings15
Summary: “You’re leaving me for an entire week, Phil? What am I supposed to do, just sit around and watch my socks dry?”
“Yes, Dan, you can come too.”
Or, Dan and Phil's first (real) Lester family Christmas.
Kindness (at the End) (ao3) - lovestillaround
Summary: A story about the Christmas Eve, a wooden chest left by Phil on the kitchen table, and a mission to get the key.
kitchen counter (ao3) - ordanary
Summary: Phil asks Dan to come up north with him for Christmas, some realizations are made in the kitchen, and now Nigel owes Kath twenty pounds.
maybe they're seeing something we don't, darling (ao3) - phantasizeit
Summary: When Phil invites Dan to the Lester family Christmas, Kath can only assume that they’ve have finally gotten together. Dan and Phil don’t realize Kath’s misunderstanding until it’s a little too late. But, how hard can it be to fake a relationship between them? (AKA: The fic where Dan and Phil are already dating, but have to be put in a fake relationship situation to realize it. Also, they do fluffy Christmas things with the Lesters.)
maybe this christmas (ao3) - blackbirddan
Summary: In all the years they've known each other, Dan and Phil have never been able to spend Christmas Day together. And it's looking like they still can't, even with how much things have changed this year. Unless...
a.k.a. Dan’s family spend Christmas in the Isle of Man.
Merry and Bright (ao3) - ahappyphil
Summary: Dan and Phil host their first Christmas
One of kind (ao3) - winstonlives
Summary: Phil needs to do some last minute Christmas shopping, and Dan decides to join him. This one simple shopping excursion changes everything.
Our First Christmas (ao3) - transdimensional_void
Summary: Dan and Phil celebrate their first Christmas together as a married couple.
since i wrote you last (ao3) - dizzy
Summary: Dan and his letters to Santa over the years
the long way home (ao3) - danthrusts
Summary: Dan’s Christmas Eve hasn’t quite been going as planned. His parents can’t make it home because they’re stuck in some foreign country, so he has to go up north to his grandparents’ house, all along while missing his girlfriend’s Christmas party extravaganza. Throw a train, two annoying girls, a small town diner, and a cute boy with pale skin and dark hair into the mix and he has himself the weirdest Christmas Eve he’s ever had.
through the years, we all will be together (ao3) - possumdnp
Summary: Martyn comes home for Christmas in 2009 and finally meets Dan, that guy his brother won’t shut up about. Ten years later, and it’s like Dan’s always been a part of the family.
Two of Martyn’s family Christmas celebrations, a decade apart.
What We Are to Each Other (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: So maybe they both suck at communication. Maybe Dan needs to talk to Phil about what they are to each other. And maybe Phil needs to sit his parents down and tell them that big, slightly scary thing about himself. But maybe it'll all work itself out, one way or another.
Winter Wishes - chocolatesaucelester
Summary: Christmas is without a doubt Phil’s favorite time of year, and he’s convinced there’s something purely magical about the season. His festive feelings are only amplified when a little bit of Christmas magic brings he and Dan a little closer.
Under the Mistletoe - dxnhowell
Summary: It's no secret that Dan and Phil hate each other, everybody knows it, including their own families. But now, It's the holiday's time, and a Christmas party is being thrown at the Lester's house, and of course... Dan's family has been invited. Dan's being forced to go, even though he clearly doesn't want to but his mother doesn't care. The night quickly changes when Dan and Phil get stuck under a mistletoe.
Yours, Absolutely, Positively (ao3) - JudeAraya
Summary: Like so many things in his new life, Dan was coming to understand that Phil was the only exception.
~Christmas 2009~
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morayofsunshine · 3 months
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thinking about the art house experimental amazingphil videos . . . it would be really cool to see a work of fiction from him where he includes a bunch of his surrealist absurdist zany ideas . . .
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yonpote · 1 year
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i havent even had time to consider what fictional role phil has in dan's show ... whatever it is he'll be my favorite character though
SO TRUE
i think unfortunately due to this being dan's weird solo journey and an au he would not play a very large role? in my mind dan is still a phillie at heart and we get like a clip of dan on the train to his shitty law firm job watching an amazingphil video and sighing like wow i @'ed this guy on twitter all those years ago but then nothing came of it sad :(
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domesticnerds · 2 years
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Don’t worry university era Phil, in a couple years you’ll meet someone that also likes fun cocktails and then a few years later you’ll actually have a drink named after you and it will be served at the after party for your sold out stage show at the London Palladium.
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musicsavedmylife16 · 3 years
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Dan: “Stop killing Phil in your fan fictions”
Phandom: *kills Phil in fan fiction*
Dan: *kills Phil in fan fiction*
Phil: *kills Phil in fan fiction*
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feelingofcontent · 2 years
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DNP Rewatch: THE HAND - A Dan and Phil Fan Fiction by Phil Lester
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Date video was published: 12/08/2015 (X)
DNP Main Channel Rewatch: 293
And Phil’s fanfic from TABINOF! This was posted at the same time as Dan’s video.
0:01 - Phil with the very dramatic announcer voice
0:05 - there is no scene-setting here. Just immediate screaming. 😂
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0:09 - “his muscular brow” what.
0:16 - Phil did not take this seriously in the slightest
0:21 - Phil wishes.
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0:35 - just...wtf. Phil comes up with the strangest concepts. It’s great.
0:44 - “just below the nipple” ...needed to specify that I guess
0:52 - complete tangent about Dan’s jeans...why
0:57 - “raven-haired” Phil had been reading some fics before writing this too, I think.
1:07 - “not being afraid to show emotion in front of his true best friend” This might be the most honest line from Phil in this whole thing. He mentioned still just this year that he has to be super close to someone to talk about his feelings.
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1:16 - really talking about “the nipple” a lot
1:25 - “it was responding to the fun” well that’s super ominous
1:52 - Dan called them “boys” at some point in his fic too
1:58 - this is horrifying and then it’s naked Harry Styles 😂😂😂 Even Phil kills Phil in his own fanfic.
2:31 - love that Phil’s expectation of fic-Dan is to avenge his death
Phil’s story is so much shorter, less serious, and very much weirder than Dan’s. Which is somehow not surprising at all. I love them both.
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tofandomhellandback · 3 years
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Can we please acknowledge how fucked up it was to ship Dan and Phil? Please, don't ship real people. Learn from this. Dan felt constantly under attack because it felt to him as if we were trying to out him. Shipping real people is a privacy breach (especially if it's a queer ship). It doesn't matter in what way or to what extent you do it.
I'm not blaming anyone. I took part in the shipping too. Let's just learn from this and move on.
Can we talk about Dan and Phil buying a house together and being soulmates and find hope in that? Yes. But no more fucking theories.
I don't even have a problem with fanfic at this point (as long as it isn't smut. I do have a problem with that. Sorry.) Write your fanfic but please be respectful about it. Use your brain.
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phan4life22 · 3 years
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so i am currently writing a book, so hope you all enjoy!!
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drawingkupfer · 3 years
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Okay, there‘s a lot one could say about me.
But no one could claim I‘d run out of ideas soon. (I got too many actually, considering I‘m not writing anything currently. I just like making up some scenes inside this fictional setting.)
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I think I'm really funny thank you.
If ya want me to drop some scenes I thought about under here just say it!
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let’s talk rpf (and how to not shame people who create content you’re not interested in)
“i personally think rpf is creepy and uncomfortable” and “it’s none of my business as long as fanfic writers are being respectful” CAN COEXIST.
i get it!! to an extent i do find rpf creepy and uncomfortable and it can be disrespectful. so guess what i do!! i simply... don’t read it?? have you considered just?? not reading it?? did you know that’s possible?? i simply keep scrolling when i see phanfic in dnp tags and leave people alone and i don’t shame them for it or judge them for it...
because NOT EVERYTHING ONLINE IS FOR ME. AND THAT IS OK. macdoesit always talks about how easy it is to just not look at something online that you don’t want to. we aren’t the centers of the world!! we each have different tastes and opinions. so as long as no one is doing damage, let’s leave each other alone
as for dnp specifically, it seems like at this point they encourage creative writing inspired by their content and have literally written some themselves. this doesn’t mean i think rpf is always ok or even usually ok. people suck at boundaries. i do believe it is inherently creepy to write something about a real person you don’t know and then try to show it to them. but that’s another point: what space is this content in?? if it’s on fanfic sites then that doesn’t hurt anyone!!
basically, if you think rpf writers are automatically bad people (bc apparently you think it is ok to judge someone’s entire being based off of knowing literally one thing about them??) don’t draw attention to them!! i get that you’re angry, and that’s ok. use that fire and channel it into making change on a bigger level.
ph*nfic writers: go off. your content isn’t for me, and that’s ok. that could not matter less. i am one person. be respectful and know where to draw the line (or don’t, you have autonomy) (but please do actually but know that i’m not trying to talk down to you) and keep creating. from one writer to another, your voice and style are valid and YOU ARE VALID. also keep those crack fics coming bc i DO read those and they’re hilarious 💗
tldr; LEAVE EACH OTHER ALONE
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phanfictioncatalogue · 10 months
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Retail Worker!Phan Masterlist
A Day In The Life Of A Fast Food Employee - nebulous-frog
Summary: Phil works at McDonald's and just wants to go home when a huge family comes in and orders obnoxiously, but it's okay because Uncle Dan is incredibly attractive.
A Perfect Pair (ao3) - husbants
Summary: Dan, a struggling actor who works retail by day, and Phil, an ex-YouTuber-turned-porn-star, end up matched together on the new reality show, Perfect Pair.
beginning (ao3) - irrationalqueer
Summary: Phil’s brow is furrowed in concentration as he carefully directs the books to the correct shelves with a sweep of his hand. He usually doesn’t have to try so hard, but Dan’s here, making it impossible to focus on anything.
Buying Chocolate At 3:00 AM (ao3) - shallowlives
Summary: It’s just another late night working at Walgreens, until Phil walks in asking for chocolate recommendations.
Charcoal (ao3) - starboydjh
Summary: Dan gets lost in the art store, Cute Employee With Glasses (ie Phil) comes to his rescue.
every second with you, I want another (ao3) - t_hens
Summary: Dan is a night cashier at a grocery store who is bored with his life and Phil is new to town and doesn't believe in making a grocery list
Flower Boy - phanerys
Summary: punk!phil meets pastel/lushemployee!dan.
give this thing a try (ao3) - pasteldanhowells
Summary: Dan is a cashier at a grocery store, and Phil is his supervisor. One evening at work, Phil surprises Dan by asking him out on a date, and of course Dan, who's had a crush on Phil since forever, says yes. Cue, the freaking out and comfort ensues.
Late Night Shifts - dxnhowell
Summary: Dan works at a late shift at McDonalds and is growing bored of how empty the place is, and then AmazingPhil walks in and suddenly the night is a little better.
Milkshakes And Window Art (ao3) - luckysam78
Summary: Dan works at a diner and there’s one boy who always is at the diner who he can’t get his mind off.
Miss Annie's Flowers (ao3) - theoreoqueen
Summary: Dan hates sunflowers, but he really likes the cute guy at the flower shop.
Night People - daniactuallysnuffledthatpopcorn
Summary: Dan is put on the night shift at McDonalds with the new kid.
Rebirth to Rebloom (ao3) - Yiffandquiff (paradisobound)
Summary: Dan Howell met Phil Lester while they were still in high school when Phil was helping him out. But as time went on, they lost touch when Phil graduated, and they never speak. Dan thought of him often and hung onto his crush all these years until Phil shows up at the flower shop he works and asks for Dan’s help arranging flowers for his daughters birthday.
Rude Customers - dxnhowell
Summary: Phil is on a date with his boyfriend and waiter!dan is serving them at the restaurant that he works at. Unfortunately, Phil’s date turns sour when his boyfriend starts being rude to Dan.
Shift (ao3) - yikesola
Summary: Dan has wanted to quit his shitty job at Asda a million times. Sometimes over something ridiculously small, like today, where he’s off work in 30 minutes but wants to quit because it’s been three days since he saw Phil and he’s sick and tired of waiting. A fic about retail and small joys.
step into the light (ao3) - dayevsphil
Summary: Dan works the night shift at a corner store and Phil needs a sugar fix.
Sweet Nothings (ao3) - Allthephils
Summary: Dan needs a sugar fix so Phil helps him out.
The Chef - fiction-phan
Summary: “You’re a highly known critic and I own a restaurant but you’re the kid I used to tease in high school and oh sweet rosemary, you’re reviewing my restaurant?”
The Evening Glow (ao3) - Phanarchy
Summary: Dan hasn’t had the best luck when it comes to blind dates, so when Louise recommends he date her friend Phil, he’s skeptical. But even when he begins to fall for Phil, he can’t shake his crush for the attractive cashier at ASDA who he knows only as Lester.
wrapped up in books (ao3) - plinth_of_life
Summary: a rainy day at his family's bookstore turns out to be more eventful than phil could have ever anticipated.
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enbybestie · 3 years
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Dan and Phil are like fictional characters, but in real life
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