kris: so, when are we going to haeundae?
henry, packing the food: whenever johnny, mark, and joy hurry the fuck up. it's been 5 hours since they woke up.
kris: oh, ok. imma call edison.
henry: you don't mean zitao?
kris: yeah. let's go with him and leave everyone here
henry: alright, imma call eric and amber then.
*8 hours later*
luhan: WHAT THE FUCK KRIS!?
kris: WAIT DID THE KIDS BURN THE APARTMENT DOWN!?!?
luhan: THEY BURNED ALL OF SHANGHAI DOWN YOU STUPID FUCK
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jae: is she crying? is she crying?
eric: a little.
jae, snatching the phone from eric: you should be WAILING, you stone-cold bitch!
amber, walking in: what the hell is happening?
eric: jae is making me call jamie and tell her he's dead to see how she reacts.
jae: Now call kevin.
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Amber: don’t forget to lift with your legs, Vic.
Victoria: i know how to lift, bitch. i’ve been carrying this team the entire time i’ve been here.
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Genie: and for your third wish?
Amber, slams cup down after drinking her second boba tea: TAKE A WILD GUESS BUDDY!
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K-pop groups/idols at school - pt. 3
VIXX: The guys who look like they just go out of a BDSM session all the time.
X1: The group the teacher ALWAYS splits up.
MCND: The guys who always wear sweatshirts.
CIX: The audiovisual club.
AB6IX: The guys who always stay next to each other.
ONEWE: The freshmen year band.
Highlight: The guys from the cheerleading squad.
RAIN: The sexy dad every teacher —and student— falls for.
CLC: The rude looking but actually cute girls.
Block B: The incredibly intelligent and cool seniors
BOYSTORY: The kids from eighth grade who sneak out to high school.
IZ*ONE: The sophomores the principal always wants to split up.
TVXQ: The hot parents who are always concerned about their kids.
FT.ISLAND: The band who stepped into the game against DAY6 and The Rose.
AleXa: The girl who always breaks the dress code but never gets to the principal's office.
gugudan: The girls who play russian roulette with Nerf guns.
Henry: The music teacher every girl wants private classes with.
Somi: The markers girl.
TREASURE: The exchange students group that has locals but pretends they don't.
Eric Nam: the funny guy everyone likes.
Amber: The tomboy older sister everyone likes better.
Momoland: The fake happy girls.
IZ: The underrated band from sophomore year all their class wishes got more attention.
Jackson Wang: The senior who always throws or crashes a party.
Dreamcatcher: The school's sorcery club that hangs out at the library.
INFINITE: The guys with the nice pick-up lines.
WINNER: The guys who promote Jackson's parties.
Check the part 2:
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SM: What did you bring to the table?
Amber: In my last job, I brought a lot of enthusia-
SM: No. What did you just put on my desk?
Amber: You mean my toad?
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Asahi: *front camera on, taking a video* what am I doing~?
Asahi: *notices Ikuya behind him* hey, Ikuya, what am I doing?
Ikuya: what?
Asahi: what am I doing?
Ikuya: you are embarrassing me.
Asahi:
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*texting*
Jack Jack: I should be sending you texts EVERYDAY!
Amber: Alright
Jack Jack: YOU NEED TO KNOW WHAT I'M DOING EVERYDAY
Amber: OKAY
Amber: WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY?
Jack Jack: STARED AT THE WALL FOR 6 HOURS THEN BARKED AT MY OWN FART
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