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#amen brother
divinebunnii · 7 months
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grateful to have a pretty face and phat pussy
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influencerpippin · 2 months
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orange-catsidy · 9 days
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metfell · 2 months
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"it never hurts to add a little bush in" -fwhip
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dameaylins · 2 months
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lol it makes me soooo angry when people say elriels have no reading comprehension!! The other ships don’t even have anything TO read like?? Their ships have maybe 1-2 lukewarm interactions between them in the text.
Do people not understand how writing works? SJM already made Elain & Lucien mates in ACOMAF. If she “would never destroy a mating bone” and “loves mating bonds” then why would she specifically spend the rest of the books talking about how uncomfortable Elain is and how they both avoid each other? If the mating bond is the end all be all, then why waste precious words saying it made them both uncomfy? It’s not enemies to lovers (which is a trope she already did with feyre and Rhys), it’s APATHY. Big difference.
In terms of the other ships: Gwyn and Azriel interact every single day in Valkyrie training. Nesta and Cassian (who the antis have crowned the authority on narration because he’s OBVIOUSLY the Miranda preiesly of velaris) are also both present at training. Do people realize how EASY it would’ve been to show multiple moments between Az and Gwyn during training that could be romantically coded? Him helping her with daggers, hand on the small of her back, skimming over her hip, she kisses his cheek - all these are subtle - very easy ways to show a slowly emerging relationship between Az and Gwyn.
But SJM did not go that route. Despite the fact that they interact every single day - Neither nesta or Cassian thinks anything about their interaction is worthy of noting. Because they are all platonic.
Comparatively, both nesta and Cassian (though he hasn’t put all the puzzle pieces together yet) explicitly show how they are witnessing SOMETHING between elain and Az. Nesta even explicitly states she knows why Azriel avoids the fire, avoids Lucien. So SJM goes out of her way to write interactions between Az & Elain and- even though Gwyn is “right there” (as if she isn’t a strong powerful character in her own right and should be reduced to being the backup love interest for a man she has shown zero interest in). Reading comprehension doesn’t even come into play because while elriel has been built up since that first moment in ACOMAF - the other ships have half a bonus chapter of platonic banter (very similar to the banter of az and feyre when he was teaching her to fly btw) and something about a ribbon meant to be a symbol of womanly strength. Oh, and Cassian being the velaris fashion police.
Make it make sense???
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malach1tis · 10 months
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Space Cowboy
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mlm-blues · 4 months
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never forget that he likes his dogs and also 69ing. hashtag gay sex
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blissfali · 6 months
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my teacher expects a good diagram from my group bcuz im an artist but what he doesnt know is that im LAZY
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planethoneybee · 21 days
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I hope every het man that gets grossed out by the twinkifying mischaracterization done to their fave male characters primarily in gay ships who does the exact same thing to literally any female character they see no matter what in het ships has their algorithms fucked up eternally forever so that no matter how hard they search for normal or different interpretations of their guy, it's only him when his shoulders have been reduced to the size of two mice rolled up in shiny blushy rolls and he's getting pounded by like 5 of his male "friends" and being called a good girl. I don't wish that upon anyone who's not into that thing, except for het men that make fandom spaces living hell for women. I hope all your favorite weird hetero fanartists deactivate and all the weird gay furry feminization-kink artists find you
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I want Audrey Seymour and Orin so bad
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biomegasin · 1 month
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pd-culture-is · 10 months
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BPD culture is shaking hands with pwHPD about having a specific special person that you only want their attention from and nobody else or else you will Spontaneously Combust (for different reasons ofc, but HPD is like a sibling to me)
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mayrine · 2 months
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Just got into fear and hunger and I wanted to give a shout out to all the people making cunty ass drawings of the characters
You’re doing gods work
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bronzetomatoes · 4 months
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🤝🤝🤝
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keepscrollinghun · 6 months
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alegocarmadein · 6 months
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Hey hey friends!
Do you want to read a kaf fic that's 1k words and takes like...5 min to read tops that sweet & fluffy.
Well I wrote that! For you! Yes you!
Read it! If you want! Or don't! Leave a comment! Or don't! I love you! Bye! I'm sick!
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