#ames — 1K

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[rythyme]

me when i fucking Boop you

#boop #sorry i am obsessed i will be like this for at least this evening #april fool's day #tumblr #cats #april fools day #boopometer #april fools #theo.txt #1k #500 #100 #10k #5k #20k

[dorothygale]

i'll just be controversial and say discord is not real social media. it's a fine communication platform but it is not Posting! saying you're gonna move to discord is like saying you're gonna move to facebook messenger get outta here

#perhaps i am an old lady but can we pick something else for the love of god #blabs #50 #100 #500 #1k #5k #10k #25k #50k

[flowersforvax]

vanilla extract might be my favorite new meme

#the wheezing laugh i let out every time i click on vanilla extract #so stupid lmao #shitpost #vanilla extract #tumblr polls #memes #my post highlights #captain's log one hour after posting: 600 notes i am. afraid. #250 #500 #1k #2k #5k #10k #20k

[demadogs]

nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

#respectfully i think youre a bit crazy if you love spoilers but ill allow it bc it means i get to yell about one of my favorite shows #i did this with st to my friend #it was very fun #1k #10k #post 10k tag: i am shocked theres more people in the tags saying theyre the ones that likes spoilers #im the one who tells someone everything

[dashingwishes]

#I am having second thoughts about this #polls #1k

[xo8ball]

i love everything about you that is weird. btw. if you even care.

#positivity beam GET LOVED IDIOT #what am i cooking #1k #<- holy fuckin bingle! #2k #3k #4k #5k #6k #WHAT. WHAT. HAVENT SEEN THIS IN A WEEK WHAT #7k #8k #9k #GIRLS HI #10k #11k

[moxyphinx]

"I just thought, 'I really want to go and lounge around on some sofas and do absolutely nothing and drop some funny lines.'" ROSAMUND PIKE on playing ELSPETH CATTON in SALTBURN (2023)

#rosamund pike #saltburn #saltburnedit #filmedit #elspeth catton #saltburn spoilers #gif #mine #* #film* #rp* #*insert rosamund's insta apology for *that* line* #and now i am free #1k

[buckleysevan]

THE X-FILES (1993-2018) | S06E19 ‘The Unnatural’

#gifs* #1k #2k #5k #10k #the x files #txfedit #msr #mulder x scully #fox mulder #dana scully #gillian anderson #david duchovny #scifigifs #userbbelcher #userrin #userhella #userraffa #underbetelgeuse #usertiny #userhavva #userveronika #tuserjen #mulder is me i am mulder

[kyasunn]

So how about those secrets, eh?

#Secret Life #grian #jimmy solidarity #solidaritygaming #inthelittlewood #pearlescentmoon #trafficblr #life series spoilers #traffic smp spoilers #i am so excited to be drawing for this series #i can already tell this season's gonna be so much fun #going feral going wild etc etc WOOOOOOP #1k #ky-posts-drawing #5k

[eugeniedanglars]

buck: i’m so nervous

dean winchester: don’t worry, it’s gonna be okay

*3 hours later*

doctor: your surgery was a success

buck: wait, where’s dean?

doctor: who do you think gave you the bisexuality?

#911 abc #supernatural #911 spoilers #I CAN'T TELL YOU ALL HOW GLAD I AM I GET TO POST THIS STUPID JOKE #over 1k

[jeansyvesmoreau]

she was not fucking joking

#melone.txt #taylor swift #btw this is about HER productivity level not mine I am a level 100 procrastinator #1k* #2k*

[thelonely]

mr. bonzo's VA is uncredited but i'm on my knees praying that it was alexander j newall continuing a longstanding tradition of voicing bass-boosted incomprehensible eldritch abominations

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #sar.txt #i am so so hopeful #1k

[5ftboy]

How is Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves different from other blockbuster action films?

#justice smith #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dndhat #dndhatedit #justicesmithedit #mine ** #there's so much joy to be had over content that allows viewers to have wonder and *like* things #without immediately being teased or even shamed for being invested in a make-believe world #*especially* because the experience of playing dnd is entirely about imagination & sincerity #it's about committing to your character and committing to a story with your friends !!! #and i am endeared ( clearly ) #1k ** #5k ** #10k **

[lousolversons]

Andrew Scott as Adam & Paul Mescal as Harry ALL OF US STRANGERS (2023), Dir. Andrew Haigh

#all of us strangers #andrew scott #paul mescal #filmedit #film #andrew haigh #flashing gif #epilepsy warning #god... GOD #the colours in this film mwah #but i am also devastated #1k

[boltlightning]

they should invent a way to read in bed that's comfortable

#or am i just old #ignore me #notes #1k #5k #turning off reblogs. this was about a physical book you guys oh my fucking god #ok. turning them back on. behave