@incorrectfrogs
i found your post on pinterest!
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Marcy: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Marcy: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies.
Anne: Socks are Feetie Heaties.
Sprig: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties.
Polly: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies.
Hop Pop: Stamps are Lickie Stickies.
Sasha: I hate you guys so much.
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Anne: can you turn on the lights?
Marcy: I don't need to because you're the light of my life.
Anne: [blushes]
Marcy: [blushes as well]
Sasha: It's fucking dark!! I can't see shit!
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Anne and Marcy: Sasha, did you just flirt with us?
Sasha: Have been for the past 10 years but thanks for noticing.
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Marcy reading a recipe: Beat two eggs...
Sasha: As in hand-to-hand combat
Marcy: Can’t I use my crossbow?
Sasha: Yeah, I think that would work
Anne: *breaking down the door* Both of you, out of the kitchen, NOW.
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Grime: Lieutenant! Engage your enemy!
Sasha, getting down on one knee in front of Anne: Will you mar-
Grime: NOT LIKE THAT!!
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Anne: What's up guys? I'm back.
Everyone: What the- You're dead. We literally just saw you die.
Anne: Death is a social construct.
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Marcy: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Sasha: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Anne,Do you think I have anger issues?
Anne: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix
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Funny idea i had at 23:00
Anne: "Sasha is literally evil."
Marcy: "Nooooo, what? Sasha's just a skrunky lil guy."
Sprig: "Sasha's a guy?"
Anne: "No, Sasha's a girlboss."
Polly: "Sasha's a girl?"
Marcy: "Nonono, Sasha’s a malewife."
Sprig and Polly: "What?"
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sasha: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?
anne: A pet WHAT?!
marcy: William Snakespeare.
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Could you write some Sasha x S/O incorrect quotes?
y/n: Must be hard not being able to laugh
sasha: I do have a sense of humor you know
y/n: I’ve never heard you laugh before
sasha: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
Sasha apologised later bc y/n wouldnt come out of their room.
Sasha, about y/n: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.
Marcy: Are we stealing them?
anne: New or used?
Sasha: Wonderful responses, both of you.
y/n: *Gently taps table*
sasha: *Taps back*
anne: What are they doing?
Marcy: Morse code. They say things that really hurt each other when they argue verbally, so this is what they do now.
y/n: *Aggressively taps table*
sasha: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
after an argument:
y/n: How petty can you get?!
sasha: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
y/n: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
sasha: Anything, honestly, but idiots with e/c and h/c ‘specially
y/n, desperately, as sasha bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
sasha: Oh! B positive.
y/n: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
sasha, whispering: oh you beautiful beautiful idiot...
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Sasha: I'm 60% talent, 15% sexy, 25% sentimental, and 100% girlfriend material *winks at Marcy*
Marcy: That's 200%.
Sasha, angry that her flirting failed: Well maybe I'm twice the man that you'll ever be.
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Amphibia incorrect quotes time!
Sasharcy edition
Marcy: I am evil. Wicked. Deranged even.
Sasha: You sleep with a large axolotl plushie I gave you
Marcy: SQUISHY IS MY SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS
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Marcy: I heard you like bad girls
Sasha: Not really.
Marcy: Oh thank God-
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Sasha: Truth is, I only know of one truly platonic relationship
Marcy: You and I?
Sasha: Don’t make me laugh. You want to kiss me so bad it make you look stupid.
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Marcy and Sasha walking together
Marcy: [hand brushes against Sasha’s hand]
Marcy: Ah- Sorry-
Sasha: [Firmly grabs Marcy’s hand] Commit to it, coward!
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Marcy: Date someone who will call you at 3 am just to hear your voice!
Sasha: Bitch better NOT!
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Marcy: When Freud said bisexuality is what happens when you don’t fully develop a brain he was right and you are proof
Sasha: Freud is a lil bitch! My idiocy has nothing to do with bisexuality and everything to do with my own hubris
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Marcy: Sashimi says 'I love you' weirdly
Anne: How so?
Marcy: Watch this.
Marcy: Sashy, I love you!
Sasha, serious: I'd kill for you.
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DARCY ON TWITTER
Came across this tweet and immediately thought of Darcy so I had to make this lol
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