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amusingslytherin · 3 years
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Hogwarts houses according to my lockdown moods
Gryffindor: My bed is warm and cozy and I haven't left the house in weeks... is the world still standing?
Hufflepuff: I do not know what day of the week it is, but I can tell you what tasks I have done and which still need to be done ^-^
Ravenclaw: lecture hall? Fuck that. Online class all the way...multitasking heaven *-*
Slytherin: Masks are amazing and if I see you not wearing on I'm gonna judge you so bad
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What are the best Slytherine centric blogs to follow?
Ooh ok so I’m probably gonna forget a couple but I would probably say these are my all time fave Slytherin centric blogs/blogs that have quality Slytherin posts even if it’s not a purely Slytherin centric blog. A lot of these blogs are just HP fandom centric and I’ve found myself reblogging their posts and when I’ve found a blog that reblogs quality Slytherin content I generally follow them.
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@a-smol-snake
@amusingslytherin
@aestheticalslytherin
@beingaslytherin duh. 
@blcisezcbinii
@colubrina fabulous writer and really understands Slytherin 
@demonqueenofslytherin
@dracolucivs 
@durmstranqs
@emilyscartoons (if you didn’t know this lovely one does the “My life as a background Slytherin” cartoons and they are truly fabulous)
@fortesques
@florascarrow
@heart-of-slytherin
@headgirlana
@hermoivne 
@hogwartsgirlgang has A+ content about our Slytherin ladies (as well as all the others)
@ibuzoo does a lot of aesthetics
@initiala lots of the Slytherin pride posts 
@krvm
@naricssamalfoy
@ncrissamalfoy
@nxrcissamxlfoy absolutely lovely blog
@oh-my-draco
@parseltonguepotterr
@parsel-tongue-princess
@pretentious-git
@perfectslytherin
@proudtobeaslytherin
@ravenclawravings fabulous Slytherin + Ravenclaw interaction content
@salazar-slanderin just A+ blog. 
@sassyslytherinschist
@ssslytherin-suggestion
@ssslytherqueen
@serpensort1a 
@sxctumsempra
@shitslytherinssay of course. An utter gem.
@slyths
@slytherincorner
@slytherinconfessions
@slytherincommonroom
@slytherinsqueen
@slytheringirlsgang
@slytherinfade
@slytherin--aesthetics
@slythersthetic
@slytherinhub
@slytherin-headcanons
@slyther-into-your-life
@slytherin-interests 
@slytherinsuggestion
@slytherinspower
@slytherin-sea-queens
@slytherin-sea-witch
@slytherins-slither
@thetinyslytherin
@thehausofslytherin
@theslytherinnextdoor
@theslytherinhighlady
@upthehillart
I’m pretty sure I’ve missed a whole bunch of blogs but if you search for Harry Potter character names with odd spellings that look cool, basically all of those lovelies have quality Slytherin content. Or any blog with slytherin or slyther in the name.
If I have missed your fabulous Slytherin content blog let me know and I shall edit because I love you all I’m just a little blond!
💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚
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amusingslytherin · 4 years
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Let your Slytherin friend hug you. They are cold blooded and need warmth to stay awake.
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amusingslytherin · 3 years
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Hogwarts houses & the seasons seen a bit differently
Gryffindor: Winter - playing in freshly fallen snow, having snowball fights with friends on the way to school, drinking hot chocolate/tee/cider made by someone else specially for you, leaving footprints surrounded by undisturbed snow, winter walks when the sun goes down
Hufflepuff: Sommer - Ice cream on a particularly hot day, making homemade juice/marmalade/preserved foods, walks along fields rich with growing harvestables, harvesting fruits and vegetables, the needed rain after long days without, spending all their time with friends
Ravenclaw: Fall - cozying up in warm clothes and blankets, all the hot drinks, having so many good books to read, planning things for the holidays, preparing for winter to come, playing all the Halloween movies, decorating with small themed trinkets
Slytherin: Spring - admiring the saturated green during late spring and in heavy rain when everything else is grey and cold, a cool breeze on a very warm day, skipping winter coats and jackets, all the cozy sweaters and cardigans, dressing to keep warm and slay, taking a deep breath of spring air, feeling refreshed and enjoying the rays of sun that warm their face
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amusingslytherin · 4 years
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Slytherins are all just giant softies.
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amusingslytherin · 4 years
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Kindness has an end and you don't want to test a Slytherin on that.
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amusingslytherin · 4 years
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Slytherins enjoy talking about their achievements, but they will never bring them up first.
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amusingslytherin · 4 years
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Overwhelmed Slytherins are emotional Slytherins.
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amusingslytherin · 4 years
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Hogwarts houses & their favourite motto part 4
Gryffindor: Wear a mask. Wash your hands. Don't be fucking selfish.
Hufflepuff: Wear a mask. Wash your hands. Don't be fucking selfish.
Ravenclaw: Wear a mask. Wash your hands. Don't be fucking selfish.
Slytherin: Wear a mask. Wash your hands. Don't be fucking selfish.
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amusingslytherin · 4 years
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Slytherins imitate the people they look up to.
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amusingslytherin · 4 years
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Slytherins are actually very nice people.
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amusingslytherin · 4 years
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Slytherins are perfectly normal *looks at smudged writing on hand* humus.
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amusingslytherin · 4 years
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Slytherins favour honesty. They prefer things said straight to their face instead of seeing your hushed whispers to others.
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amusingslytherin · 4 years
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Slytherins can go from high maintenance to being satisfied by simple things in seconds.
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amusingslytherin · 4 years
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Hogwarts houses as ATLA benders
Gryffindor: Fire
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Hufflepuff: Earth
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Ravenclaw: Air
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Slytherin: Water
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amusingslytherin · 4 years
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Slytherins are very quiet in their assessment of others. Silently judging you.
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